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Authors: Reginald Hill

Tags: #Police Procedural, #Police, #Mystery & Detective, #Yorkshire (England), #Dalziel; Andrew (Fictitious character), #General, #Pascoe; Peter (Fictitious character), #Traditional British, #Fiction

Death Comes for the Fat Man

DEATH

C MES

for the

FAT MAN

REGINALD HILL

For the peacemakers—whichever god’s children they are —

What, old acquaintance? Could not all this fl esh Keep in a little life? Poor Jack, farewell . . .

Death hath not struck so fat a deer today.

— W I L L I A M S H A K E S P E A R E ,
I H E N RY I V, AC T 5 , S C E N E 4

A Knight of the Temple who kills an evil man should not be condemned for killing the man but praised for killing the evil.

— S T. B E R N A R D O F C L A I RVAU X ,
L I B E R A D M I L I T E S T E M P L I
Contents

Epigraph

iii

PART ONE

1

1 MILL STREET

3

2 TWO MUTTON PASTIES AND AN ALMOND SLICE

4

3 INTIMATIONS

16

4 DUST AND ASHES

19

5 THE TWO GEOFFREYS

23

6 BLUE SMARTIE

27

7 DANCING WITH DEATH

35

8 BLAME

38

PART TWO

45

1 A TIDY DESK

46

2 SHOW BUSINESS

56

3 WALKING THE DOG

60

4 DEAD MEN DON’T FART!

69

5 AGE OF WONDERS

71

PART THREE

79

1 LUBYANKA

80

2 A PALE HORSE

90

3 KAFFEE-KLATSCH

93

4 BURGLARY

101

5 ALL THE WAY HOME

113

6 AN URBAN FOX

114

7 SAURON’S EYE

117

8 NOW IT’S SAFE

124

PART FOUR

129

1 THE SHOCK OF RECOGNITION

130

2 RULE FIVE

132

3 HECTORING

140

4 TROY

150

5 FIDDLE-DE-DEE

154

6 KILDA

163

7 IN THE MOOD

174

8 WITHOUT FEAR OR FAVOR

176

9 THE DECISIVE MOMENT

184

10 QUEEN OF THE FETE

188

11 FORGOTTEN DREAMS

195

12 THE MAN OF MY DREAMS

198

13 NO CHANGE

207

14 THE TANGLE O’ THE ISLES

212

15 A SHOT IN THE DARK

215

16 THE WORD OF AN ENGLISHMAN

227

PART FIVE

237

1 A FREE LUNCH

238

2 PROMOTION

249

3 MELODIOUS TWANG

255

4 RED MITE AND GREENFLY

260

5 NO-NAME

268

6 WAKE-UP CALL

277

7 SAFE HOUSE

281

8 TO THE CASTLE

288

9 ARMOR

293

10 MOTHER LOVE

300

11 A CHANGE OF DIRECTION

303

12 PRISON

306

13 GIRLS AND BOYS

309

14 A WEE DEOCH AN DORIS

320

15 A CALL IN THE NIGHT

324

16 THE FULL ENGLISH

329

17 ONE LAST DECISION

335

PART SIX

337

1 THE VERY WORST

339

2 WHEEL OF FIRE

344

3 SINGLES

356

4 SNAPSHOTS

361

5 WEDDING GIFTS

371

6 HI-YO, SILVER!

374

7 GATECRASHERS

378

8 IT IS WRITTEN

381

PART SEVEN

387

1 THE END

388

2 REALLY THE END

400

About the Author

Other Books by Reginald Hill

Credits

Cover

Copyright

About the Publisher

Q
PAR
T ONE

Some talk of ALEXANDER

And some of HERCULES;

Of HECTOR……..…….…..

— A N O N . ,

“ T H E B R I T I S H G R E N A D I E R S ”

1

M I L L S T R E E T

never much of a street

west—the old wool mill a prison block in dry blood brick its staring windows now blinded by boards its clatter and chatter a distant echo through
white-haired heads

east—six narrow houses under one weary roof huddling against the high
embankment that arrows southern trains into the city’s northern heart
few passengers ever notice Mill Street
never much of a street

in winter’s depth a cold crevasse

spring and autumn much the same

but occasionally

on a still summer day

with sun soaring high in a cloudless sky
Mill Street becomes

desert canyon overbrimming with heat

2

TWO MUTTON PASTIES

AND AN ALMOND SLICE

At least it gives me an excuse for sweating, thought Peter Pascoe as he scuttled toward the shelter of the first of the two cars parked across the road from number 3.

“You hurt your back?” asked Detective Superintendent Andy Dalziel as his DCI slumped to the pavement beside him.

“Sorry?” panted Pascoe.

“You were moving funny.”

“I was taking precautions.”

“Oh aye? I’d stick to the tablets. What the hell are you doing here anyway? Bank Holiday’s been canceled, has it? Or are you just bunking off from weeding the garden?”

“In fact I was sunbathing in it. Then Paddy Ireland rang and said there was a siege situation and you were a bit short on specialist manpower so could I help?”

“Specialist? Didn’t know you were a marksman.”

Pascoe took a deep breath and wondered what kind of grinning God defied His own laws by allowing Dalziel’s fleshy folds, swaddled in a three-piece suit, to look so cool, while his own spare frame, clad in cotton slacks and a Leeds United T-shirt, was generating more heat than PM’s Question Time.

“I’ve been on a Negotiator’s Course, remember?” he said.

“Thought that were to help you talk to Ellie. What did yon fusspot really say?”

The Fat Man was no great fan of Inspector Ireland who he averred put the three f ’s in officious. If you took your cue and pointed out that the word contained only two, he’d tell you what the third one stood for.

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If you didn’t take your cue, he usually told you anyway.

Pascoe on the other hand was a master of diplomatic reticence.

“Not a lot,” he said.

What Ireland had actually said was, “Sorry to interrupt your day off, Pete,
but I thought you should know. Report of an armed man on premises in
Mill Street. Number three.”

Then a pause as if anticipating a response.

The only response Pascoe felt like giving was, Why the hell have I
been dragged off my hammock for this?

He said, “Paddy, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but I’m off duty today.

Bank Holiday, remember? And Andy drew the short straw. Not his idea
you rang, is it?”

“Definitely not. It’s just that number three’s a video rental, Oroc Video,
Asian and Arab stuff mainly . . . ”

A faint bell began to ring in Pascoe’s mind.

“Hang on. Isn’t it CAT fl agged?”

“Hooray. There is someone in CID who actually reads directives,” said
Ireland with heavy sarcasm.

CAT was the Combined Antiterrorism Unit in which Special Branch
officers worked alongside MI5 operatives. They flagged people and places on
a sliding scale, the lowest level being premises not meriting formal surveillance but around which any unusual activity should be noted and notifi ed.

Number 3 Mill Street was at this bottom level.

Pascoe, not liking to feel reproved, said, “Are you trying to tell me
there’s some kind of intifada brewing in Mill Street?”

“Well, no,” said Ireland. “It’s just that when I passed on the report to
Andy …”

“Oh good. You
have
told him. So, apart from not feeling it necessary
to bother me, what action has he taken?”

He tried to keep the irritation out of his voice, but not very hard.

Ireland said in a hurt tone, “He said he’d go along and take a look
soon as he finished his meat pie. I reminded him that three Mill Street
was flagged, in case he’d missed it. He yawned, not a pretty sight when he’s
eating a meat pie. But when I told him I’d already followed procedure and
called it in, he got abusive. So I left him to it.”

6 r e g i n a l d h i l l

“Very wise,” said Pascoe, also yawning audibly. “So what’s the problem?”

“The problem is that he’s just passed my office, yelling that he’s on his
way to Mill Street so maybe I’ll be satisfi ed now that I’ve ruined his day.”

“But you’re not?”

A deep intake of breath; then in a quietly controlled voice, “What I’m
not satisfied is that the super is taking what could be a serious situation
seriously. But of course I’m happy to leave it in the expert hands of CID.

Sorry to have bothered you.”

The phone went down hard.

Pompous prat, thought Pascoe, setting off back to the garden to share
his irritation with his wife. To his surprise she’d said thoughtfully, “Last
time I saw Andy, he was going on about how bored he’s getting with the
useless bastards running things. He sounded ripe for a bit of mischief.

Maybe you ought to check this out, love, before he starts the next Gulf
War single-handed. Half an hour wouldn’t harm.”

None of this did he care to reveal to Dalziel.

“Not a lot,” he repeated. “So perhaps you’d like to fill me in?”

“Why not? Then you can shog off home. Being a clever bugger, you’ll likely know number three’s CAT flagged? Or did Ireland have to tell you too?”

“No, but he did give me a shove,” admitted Pascoe.

“There you go,” said Dalziel triumphantly. “Since the London bombings, them silly sods have put out more flags than we did on Coronation Day. Faintest sniff of a Middle East connection and they’re cocking their legs to lay down a marker.”

“Yes, I did hear they wanted to flag the old Mecca dancehall at Mirely!”

A reminiscent smile lit up Dalziel’s face, like moonlight on a mountain.

“The Mirely Mecca,” he said dreamily. “Had some good times there in the old days. There were this lass from Donny. Tottie Truman. Her tango could get you done for indecent behavior—”

“Yes, yes,” interrupted Pascoe. “I’m sure she was a charming girl vertically or horizontally—”

d e a t h c o m e s f o r t h e fa t m a n 7

“Nay, ho’d on!” interrupted the Fat Man in his turn. “You shouldn’t be so quick to put folk in boxes. It’s a bad habit of yours, that. Tottie weren’t just a bit of squashy flesh, tha knows. She had muscle too. By God, if they’d let women throw the hammer she’d have been a gold medalist! I once saw her chuck a wellie from halfway at a rugby club barbecue and it were still rising at it went over the posts. I thought of wedding her but she got religion. Just think of the front row we could have bred!”

It was time to stop this trip down memory lane.

Pascoe said, “Very interesting. But perhaps we should concentrate on the situation in hand. Which is . . . ?”

“That’s the trouble with you youngsters,” said Dalziel sadly. “No time to smell the flowers along the way. All right. Sit-rep. Foot-patrol officer reported seeing a man in number three with a gun. Passed on the info to a patrol car who called in for instructions. So here we are.

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