Read Cosi Fan Tutti - 5 Online
Authors: Michael Dibdin
never seen anything like these two. When I suggested
that maybe a little flexibility was in order, they accused me of dragging their darling fishes into disrepute and left me to walk home!’
Zen nodded. Taking Dario’s arm, he led him across the
street towards the flight of steps.
‘It sounds as if it’s high time they were taught a lesson, and I think you’re the man to do it. After the way they’ve treated you, it would be satisfying as well as lucrative.’
‘What do you have in mind?’
‘I’m a friend of the Squillace family. They’re horrified at the idea of their girls getting mixed up with a couple of low-lifes like your friends, and they’re willing to pay good money to ensure it doesn’t happen. Now as luck
would have it the flat below mine has been let to a couple of young ladies who have just arrived here and are desperate to - how shall I put it? - place themselves under
the protection of someone who can help them get on in
the world. And they’re not too particular how.’
Dario nodded rapidly.
‘You aim to fix them up with Gesualdo and Sabatino?’
‘Exactly. The problem is that your friends know I’m in
with the Squillaci, so they don’t trust me. Which is where you come in. I need you to act as go-between, monitoring the situation, smoothing out any difficulties that may
arise and generally doing your best to get our star-struck young lovers to fall head over heels for someone new. If you bring it off, the Squillace family will make it well worth your while.’
He paused as they came to a small square halfway
down the steps, overlooking the sea. Navigation lights
twinkled in the velvet immensity of the night.
‘These neighbours of yours,’ Dario began. ‘Are they
young? Pretty? Do they know how to turn it on?’
‘They’ve got everything it takes to drive a man crazy.
But why don’t you come and see for yourself? My house
is just down there.’
Dario shrugged.
‘Why not?’
They heard the music first. It reached up to them, sinuous and insinuating, rhythmic but unsettling, a long
melisma skidding around between keys without ever settling down. It got ever louder as they approached, booming
and bending off the high stone walls of the alley. Then the house itself came into view. The first floor was a blaze of lights, the shutters and windows thrown open and the strange, oriental music blaring out.
‘Oh, ragazzeV Zen called loudly.
Two heads appeared simultaneously at the windows, a
blonde to the right, a brunette to the left.
‘Let me introduce Dario De Spino,’ Zen continued. ‘If
anyone can fix you up, he can.’
A squeal of excitement from above.
‘How wonderful!’
‘What it is to have friends!’
Zen unlocked the front door. The note he had left earlier was no longer there.
‘So what do you think?’ he asked De Spino as they
climbed the stairs.
‘They’re the oddest looking creatures I’ve ever seen!
And that accent! Where the hell are they from?’
‘Albania.’
‘Albania!’
‘They left earlier this year. Paid someone a fortune to smuggle them over to Bari. But there was no work there, so they’ve come up to Naples to try their luck.’
‘So how come they speak Italian?’
‘Watching television. It was never effectively jammed,
apparently’
He pushed open the door of the lower apartment.
Dario De Spino entered the room, staring wide-eyed at
the two women who stood facing him. They were dressed
in late-sixties outfits which no doubt represented the
height of underground chic in Tirana: polyester tank
tops, extremely short miniskirts and calf-length white
boots. Their hair was long and straight, their make-up
primitive but copious.
Zen rubbed his hands together and turned back to the
doorway.
‘Well, I’ll leave you three to get acquainted.’
‘I’m Libera,’ said the brunette, advancing on Dario De
Spino. ‘And this is Iolanda. We’re so pleased to meet you.
We’ve just arrived in the city, and we don’t know a soul here.’
‘If only we could get in touch with the right people,’
sighed Iolanda. ‘People with connections. It’s hard for two girls all alone, with no friends or family to help …’
The voices faded as Zen walked upstairs to his own
flat. The door was open and the lights on, but there was no sign of anyone home. Then he continued up the spiral
staircase giving access to the roof extension and there they were, standing out on the terrace, smoking cigarettes and gazing up at the twinkling lights of a passing plane.
Given the delays considered normal at Capodichino, it
might even be the one entrusted with the safety of their darling girls.
Che figure interessanti
Twenty minutes later, as Aurelio Zen walked up the steps and down the street to the turn-of-the-century palazzo where Valeria Squillace lived, it was with a sense of a job, if not well done, at least well begun. Putting Dario De Spino on the payroll had definitely been an excellent inspiration, and the crucial negotiations with Gesualdo and Sabatino had gone much more smoothly than he had feared.
Initially the two men had seemed distinctly suspicious
of ‘Alfonso Zembla’, and had asked a great many questions about his life, work, residence in Naples and
relationship to the Squillace family. For all of ten minutes they had interrogated him like a couple of cops, while
Zen fed them a mixed diet of innocuous facts, half-truths and outright lies. Yes, he was from the North, from
Venice. He worked in the port of Naples as a customs
inspector, and was distantly related to Valeria Squillace on her father’s side.
As for this sudden interest in Orestina’s and Filomena’s private lives, he explained that he had become a sort of uncle to the two girls, who confessed things to him that they would not tell their mother. He understood the latter’s doubts and anxieties about this double liaison, so
unsuitable on the face of it, but considered them
unfounded. That was why he was taking advantage of a
combination of circumstances which had arisen to give
Gesualdo and Sabatino a chance to redeem themselves in
the eyes of the girls’ mother.
As an act of charity, he explained, Signora Squillace
had responded to an appeal on behalf of the Albanian
refugees who were flocking to Italy, seeking work and a better future. The nuns who sponsored the appeal were
housing and feeding many hundreds of these immigrants
in their own facilities, but the demand exceeded their
capacities and they had appealed for help to many of the city’s wealthier families, including the Squillaci, who had responded positively to similar appeals in the past.
Zen hinted obliquely at some dark secret which Signora
Squillace felt obliged to expiate by allowing some
vacant rental property she owned to be occupied temporarily by deserving cases selected by the nuns. It was
only after doing so that she had seen a newspaper report suggesting that some of these supposed ‘refugees’ were
in fact criminals and prostitutes who had left Albania to escape justice, and who were continuing to carry on their trade in Italy.
Her anxieties had been alleviated to some extent by the knowledge that he, Alfonso Zembla, was on the premises
to keep an eye on what was going on. Unfortunately an
exceptional situation which had arisen at work meant that for some time he was going to have to spend a considerable amount of time away from home, starting tonight…
‘What sort of situation?’
The question came from Gesualdo. The tone was dry,
almost ironic, as though he already knew the answer. He really would have made an excellent interrogator,
thought Zen.
‘An undercover operation/ he replied. “I can’t say any
more. It’s all strictly hush-hush.’
Zen was gratified to see that the two men exchanged a
significant glance. He had chosen his professional cover partly to explain his presence in the port area, if they should find out about it, but partly with a view to giving them a further incentive to comply with his request. Given their presumed line of work, the prospect of having an ally in the Customs might be expected to exercise a powerful appeal.
Now it was time to emphasize the other benefits which
they stood to gain.
‘What I want to be able to do is tell Valeria - Signora Squillace - that I’ve left the place in safe hands, and she has no reason to worry that it’s being used as a whorehouse, or worse. So we kill two birds with one stone. I can
concentrate on my job, while you two get the credit for defending the Squillace family property against the
depredations of the Muslim hordes.’
‘We can’t just sit around here all the time,’ Sabatino
protested. ‘We’ve got work to do, too.’
‘That’s no problem. The main thing is that you spend
the night here, and check up on the situation whenever
your other responsibilities permit. I take it that your families can spare you for a few days? That’s all it’ll take, just until this emergency situation at work blows over…’
A lot more negotiation, maneuvering and mutual mendacity had followed on both sides, but in the end the two
men agreed, albeit somewhat grudgingly, to what Zen
proposed. He had given them a brief tour of the flat,
pointing out such details as the tricky gas tap and the trip switches which went if you attempted to use more than
one electrical appliance simultaneously, reminded them
to double-lock the door and turn off the lights when they went out, then picked up the overnight bag he had
packed earlier and left before they had time to change
their minds.
Some weeks earlier, when they had first discussed this
idea, Valeria had mentioned that since he was putting
himself out in this way on behalf of the family, the least she could do in return was to provide him with a roof
over his head. He had assumed that she was thinking in
terms of a hotel room, but when the issue came up again she had pointed out that with her daughters away there
were two vacant bedrooms in her apartment, and that he
was welcome to stay there.
It had never for one moment occurred to Zen that this
invitation was the result of anything other than expediency, and perhaps the thrift which notoriously characterized
wealthy families. What with the costs of the girls’
trip to London, to say nothing of Zen’s incidental
expenses, which Valeria had agreed to underwrite, this
was going to end up costing her several million lire. What more natural than that she should wish to save the additional extravagance of hotel accommodation for her collaborator?
It
was only when Valeria came to the door to greet him
that another possible scenario occurred to Zen. It was
indeed thrust upon him, in the form of the formidable
and breathtakingly visible bosom which nuzzled him in
the ribs as Valeria leaned forward to give and receive
their usual - and, as he had always thought, entirely conventional - peck on the cheek. Her black gauze gown, cut
very low both front and back, left just enough to the imagination to arouse interest. A pervasive scent, subtle but
heady, completed these discreet provocations.
‘So how did it go?’ she asked, bolting the door behind
Zen and taking his bag.
‘Fine, excellent, perfect, great, no problem,’ he burbled incoherently.
Valeria produced a smile he had never seen before, like someone unwrapping a fragile family heirloom from its
cocoon of tissue paper.
‘You’re a wonder!’ she said.
The Squillace apartment could not have offered a
greater contrast to the building in which it was situated, a ponderous and brooding edifice seemingly cobbled
together from discarded designs for a museum, railway
station or opera house. Its pointlessly grandiose dimensions suggested the pretensions and insecurity of recent
riches rather than real power and permanence, an
impression strengthened by the large quantity and low
quality of the decorative details, which betrayed a vulgar terror of the unadorned and the asymmetrical.
But once inside the apartment, everything was light,
bright, sparse and stylishly luxurious. The overall tone was Milan: ranks of cupboards in white polyester resin
with bare wood fittings, lots of glass and steel shelving and tables, long low sofa units, bare parquet floors with one or two oriental rugs, pale grey walls enlivened with a few large modern oils.
‘We used to entertain a lot when Manlio was alive, so
we needed the space/ Valeria said as they entered the
salon, which stretched some thirty feet across the entire width of the apartment, divided into a sitting and dining area. Through the open windows, a scattering of lights
and a vast blankness hinted at the fabulous view which
the place must command by day.
Valeria guided Zen to a corner of the sofa set and seated herself beside him.
‘But it’s not worth moving now/ she continued. ‘As
soon as the girls get married, I’ll go home.’
‘Where’s that?’
Terrara.’
He looked surprised.
“I didn’t realize you were from the North.’
‘Oh, yes, and o/it, too. I only moved down here because of Manlio. For the girls it’s different, of course. They were born and brought up here. To them it’s their home.’
‘So how did you meet your late husband?’ Zen asked
politely.
‘At a wedding. He was the best man and I was one of the bridesmaids. The groom was a cousin of Manlio who looked after certain business interests he had in EmiliaRomagna.