Read Catastrophe Practice Online
Authors: Nicholas Mosley
Hortense leaves the bed and comes to the footlights and stares at the audience. She smiles
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HORTENSE | It looks like the sun. |
FLORENCE | What does the sun look like? |
HORTENSE | Round, a sort of yellow. |
Florence looks up at the see-saw roof above her head
.
FLORENCE | They usually give you more time. |
The Moor and Dionysus speak at opposite ends of the see-saw
.
THE MOOR | â You're my wife â ? |
DIONYSUS | â You're my child â ? |
Siva, perched on the raised edge of the first floor, right, looks down through the hole of the
old flue-pipe in the central partition as if to try to see Anderson
.
SIVA | Hullo â |
ANDERSON | Hullo â |
SIVA | I wondered if you remembered me â |
ANDERSON | â Oh yes I loved only you, you see â |
Siva speaks looking at the audience
â
SIVA | â I never loved anyone else in my life â |
The Moor looks round the left bottom edge of the first floor as if to try to find something to wedge it with. He sees Florence
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THE MOOR | Hullo â |
FLORENCE | Hullo â |
THE MOOR | I was afraid you might not remember me. |
Florence smiles. They seem to quote
â
FLORENCE | â You've got the money â |
THE MOOR | â You've got the child â |
FLORENCE | â Then run â |
THE MOOR | â I can't â |
FLORENCE | â Why not â |
THE MOOR | â Arthritis. |
Florence drags Anderson's stove and helps the Moor to use it to wedge the left-hand edge of the floor with
.
In the meantime Anderson holds down the edge of the see-saw with difficulty
.
SIVA | â Now you see it â |
ANDERSON | â Now you don't â |
Dionysus is perched with Siva at the top end of the first floor on the right, facing the audience
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DIONYSUS | Good God, are we talking about â |
HORTENSE | The people in the valley? |
Hortense, at the front of the stage, and Dionysus are both staring out over the audience
.
HORTENSE | Hullo â |
DIONYSUS | Hullo â |
HORTENSE | And where were you? |
DIONYSUS | In the pub. |
HORTENSE | And was I left with an only child to bring up â |
Siva leans over the right-hand edge of the first floor, trying to see down into the room below
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SIVA | It's a boy. |
ANDERSON | It's a girl. |
SIVA | Has it really got three heads? |
Siva looks at the audience
.
The Moor and Anderson, with Florence's help, have succeeded in wedging, with Anderson's stove and bed and so on, the lower end, left, of the first floor. They step back from it gingerly
.
THE MOOR | â Huts, watchtowers â |
FLORENCE | â Ladies and gentlemen on the grass â |
Hortense stands looking out over the audience
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HORTENSE | But if this part of it was never used â |
DIONYSUS | Throw it over â |
THE MOOR | Is it meant to be? |
Anderson has been looking on the ground along the footlights at the front. He seems to quote
â
ANDERSON | â Oh you are an old fraud. I'm sure you're frightfully good at it really â |
Then he goes and looks along the wall at the back
.
The others are all now looking at the audience
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FLORENCE | We go down there â |
Anderson speaks from the back
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ANDERSON | Come up here â |
SIVA | What happens if I get squashed? |
THE MOOR | You won't â |
FLORENCE | It's open at both ends â |
HORTENSE | And in the middle? |
Anderson seems to have found what he is looking for on the ground floor on the right. He bends down
.
DIONYSUS | A little room â |
ANDERSON | Just behind the eyes â |
Anderson looks at the audience
.
Florence begins looking along the ground at the footlights at the front
.
Siva watches her
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SIVA | Oi! |
HORTENSE | Oi? |
SIVA | â There's a boy down there on the wire! |
FLORENCE | â There's a child, in its pram, at the airport â |
Hortense speaks, looking at the audience
.
HORTENSE | Will you look after it? |
ANDERSON | It'll survive? |
Anderson comes to the footlights and stands by the Moor looking over
.
THE MOOR | It goes down there â |
Florence has now moved to the back wall on the left. She gets down on her hands and knees
.
FLORENCE | Comes up here â |
DIONYSUS | I thought it was a baby â |
THE MOOR | No, it's seeds â |
SIVA | Isn't that a baby? |
HORTENSE | If they look after it. |
They all, except Florence, look at the audience
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ANDERSON | But if we go all over them â |
SIVA | They'll kill us? |
Florence seems to have found what she is looking for at the ground floor at the back She seems to draw a bolt. Then she turns to the audience, crouching
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DIONYSUS | Say it's a tomb â |
THE MOOR | It's a laboratory. |
Florence comes to the front of the structure, treading carefully. She stamps on the ground
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ANDERSON | Huts, watchtowers â |
HORTENSE | Ladies and gentlemen on the grass. |
Siva speaks from her perch on the top right of the old first floor
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SIVA | What's holding it? |
ANDERSON | You'd better jump. |
Florence speaks to Anderson
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FLORENCE | You took the pin out? |
The Moor watches the audience
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THE MOOR | Your hands and feet on the ground. Your body on the ceiling â |
They wait
.
After a time Hortense looks up at Dionysus
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DIONYSUS | Did you stay with me, for ever, in that monastery â ? |
HORTENSE | We were married â |
The Moor speaks to Florence
â
THE MOOR | Weren't we? |
Florence is looking over the footlights
.
FLORENCE | Children see by what they learn â |
Anderson goes to the back wall again and feels on the floor on the right
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SIVA | One or two â |
DIONYSUS | Get through â |
HORTENSE | And the rest? |
FLORENCE | The people in the valley? |
THE MOOR | Are buried â |
DIONYSUS | Beneath the tree â |
HORTENSE | And grow â |
SIVA | One or two â |
Anderson straightens and comes forward on the right, gingerly
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FLORENCE | Now you see it â |
ANDERSON | Don't you? |
Anderson stamps with his foot at the front of the stage. They wait
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FLORENCE | You got it? |
Florence and Anderson seem to be making slight forward-and-back movements as if to test, facing the audience, whether the stage might be balanced on a left-to-right axis at the very front of the stage â against the counterweight of the auditorium
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HORTENSE | How will I recognise you â |
SIVA | In that great big room? |
ANDERSON | With your head in your hands â |
FLORENCE | And just behind your eyes â |
THE MOOR | No curtain! |
DIONYSUS | Customs â |
HORTENSE | An avalanche! |
The to-and-fro movements that Florence and Anderson are making seem to be having no effect
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SIVA | Hold it in your arms â |
HORTENSE | Is it crying? |
Siva moves along to the front edge of the raised first floor. She stretches her hands down as if to Anderson. The Moor looks up at her
.
ANDERSON | But if we don't hurt them â |
FLORENCE | You think they'll keep us? |
She and Anderson go again to the wall at the back, left and right. They look on the ground there
.
SIVA | Look â |
DIONYSUS | Isn't it sweet â |
THE MOOR | It can fly then? |
Siva straightens. She and the Moor look out over the audience
.
Anderson comes from the back, right. He stops halfway between the back wall and the footlights and he rocks, one foot in front of the other, as if to see whether there might be any movement in the stage
.
Florence is watching him from the back, left
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FLORENCE | Try it now â |
ANDERSON | One over the top â |
HORTENSE | They go down â |
SIVA | We go over. |
Dionysus has edged forwards, with Siva, to the very front of the top left of the old first floor. He looks down at Hortense
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DIONYSUS | Oh my darling â |
THE MOOR | Oopsadaisy! |
Anderson speaks facing the audience
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ANDERSON | Do they see â |
Hortense speaks in a matter-of-fact voice facing the front â
HORTENSE | â You didn't really sleep with her â |
DIONYSUS | Didn't you? |
Florence straightens, back left, and stands there gingerly
.
SIVA | â Was that really a bomb in your pocket â |
ANDERSON | Wasn't it? |
Hortense and the Moor, at the footlights, are now making slight forward-and-back movements, facing the audience, as if to see whether the stage-and-auditorium might pivot on the axis along the footlights
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FLORENCE | Didn't we have children â |
THE MOOR | There are enough, God knows. |
The Moor is looking at the audience. They all suddenly become still â as if the stage-and-auditorium might have moved slightly on its pivot. They balance; or hold on to whatever they can get a hold of
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