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INTRODUCTION

You don’t just live through a haunted house novel. You learn from it.
The Haunting of Hill House
,
The Shining
,
The House
,
Lunar Park
, all of them whisper to you in the best and the worst possible way.

Robert Marasco’s
Burnt Offerings
is part of that evil chorus.

It keeps me safe.

Every time I move, every time I’m checking out the next new place, I’m taking a lot more into consideration than the wiring and the paint, or which direction the morning sun comes in.

Drive by the house you’re interested in at night, I say. Watch the windows. See if anybody’s waiting for you there. And then drive home with the dome light on, and check that back seat as often as you can.

It won’t be often enough.

And that’s healthy, that’s good, that’s right.

We want to stay alive, after all, we want to stay sane. So we tell ourselves these stories, and we’ve been telling them for a long while now, since
. . .
The Castle of Otranto
? Some certain castle in Denmark, that had dead fathers creeping through its halls? A cursed mead hall you didn’t want to fall asleep in, as that’s when the monster comes?

The central dilemma for us, for people, it’s that as much as we might spook when our dog won’t set foot in a certain room, we
need
that room. Without shelter, we’re out in the elements, prey to all the things that want to eat us.

Not everything that wants to eat us fits neatly in a biology book, though.

As near as I can tell from walking the halls and stairways of this genre, there’s two kinds of haunted houses. There’s the Stay Away kind, like we get with
The Amityville Horror
or
Poltergeist
, where you’re punished for your trespass, and then there’s the Hungry House. Whereas Stay Away houses just want to be left alone, Hungry Houses aren’t complete without people to digest for seasons or decades or centuries. A Hungry House has to seduce you into its long embrace. A Hungry House knows the injuries you’ve been nursing in secret, and it uses them against you.

Hill House was Hungry. The Overlook Hotel was hungry.

So is this pretty house Marasco gives us in
Burnt Offerings
.

And, if only it hadn’t been published in 1973, right?

Not that
Burnt Offerings
was by any means neglected—its film adaptation would come in 1976, and is pretty faithful to the novel—but 1973 was right before Stephen King was about to create something in the bookstore that had never really existed before: the horror shelf. Before King there were horror readers, definitely, scrounging all the Lovecraft and Machen and Blackwood they could up from the old boxes, and devouring everything Richard Matheson published, and reading their uncle’s old
EC
and
Creepys
by flashlight, but with the advent of color at the drive-in, horror had been parked there for a while. Hammer Films and Herschel Gordon Lewis had the horror crowd transfixed, at least until a little novel with the innocuous title “
Carrie
.”

I was two years old the year
Carrie
hit, so can’t vouch for this, but I have it on good authority that, before King, horror didn’t have its own hallowed ground in the bookstore. That means in 1973
Burnt Offerings
would have been shelved alphabetically between, say—and here I’m dreaming, but who knows—L’Amour’s
The Quick and the Dead
and Pynchon’s
Gravity’s Rainbow
. Which is no problem;
Burnt Offerings
stands side by side with any novel, from 1973 (
Jaws
,
Princess Bride
,
Breakfast of Champions
,
. . .
) or whenever. But, look ahead just a decade, to 1983, when the horror shelves were spilling over, when the fan base had gone locust, was chewing through the pages as fast as the publishing houses could print them.

In that kind of frenzy, a novel as finely written and precisely imagined as
Burnt Offerings
could have delivered Marasco to the top of the shelf with Robert McCammon and Clive Barker and Peter Straub, and then,
then
, what else might he have written for us, right? What else what we now have?

You see one standout oddball of a beautiful novel like
Burnt Offerings
, and you want to find a stash of all this guy’s horror, burn through it the same way you did Vonnegut when you first found him, or Shirley Jackson, like this is a secret only you know about. Like this book, it was written for
you
, man.

And maybe it was.

As far as Robert Marasco and the horror novel, though, it starts and ends here. He does have another horror movie, the pre-Chucky
Child’s Play
, adapted from his successful play in 1972, and there’s also the dark and twisted 1979 novel
Parlor Games
, but it draws more from Hitchcock than from Poe.

So, while Marasco didn’t build a career on
Burnt Offerings
, still, I think we should count ourselves lucky to have been gifted this singular haunted house novel. Yes, the blueprint was laid down by Shirley Jackson and then built up by Matheson and King, but Robert Marasco was there as well, making sure the hinge on this door is dry enough to creak, making sure that pillar’s shadow can look like something else, if seen from the staircase.

And there’s nothing saying you can’t read
Burnt Offerings
every year or two.

That’s what I’ve been doing for a while now.

With this new edition, now you can too.

The best haunted house novels, they leave you walking those long dark hallways alone. They leave you pretty sure you just heard a chair scrape in the other room, the room you know is empty.

The best haunted house novels, they grow their walls up around you, they give you a place to live, if you dare.

Open this book, step in.

We haven’t left the light on for you.

Stephen Graham Jones

December 2014

Stephen Graham Jones is the author of fifteen and a half novels, six story collections, and more than two hundred stories, many of them selected for best of year annuals. Stephen’s been a finalist for the Bram Stoker Award, the Shirley Jackson Award, and the Colorado Book Award, and he has won the Texas Institute of Letters Jesse Jones Award for Fiction, the Independent Publishers Award for Multicultural Fiction, and an NEA Fellowship in Fiction. Stephen earned his PhD from Florida State University and now teaches in the MFA programs at CU Boulder and UCR–Palm Desert.

(1)

“Not so fast, sweetheart.
Back
.”

David, eight, stopped halfway across the living room, drew his shoulders up as though something sharp was about to hit him, and then turned slowly. Marian was standing in the small foyer in the rear of the apartment, between the two bedrooms. Her arm went up like a semaphore, pointing toward his room.

“That room was spotless when you came in,” she said. “Remember?”

He dragged his feet over the rug and the wood floor she had just finished polishing. His sneakers made small rubbery sounds.

“Feet, please,” Marian said as he walked past her. She followed him in. “See what I mean?”

David pulled his schoolshirt off the doorknob, opened the closet, and reached up for a hanger. “I forgot,” he said lamely.

“For a smart kid you forget an awful lot.” She watched him stab at the shirt with the hanger. “If you put the pants on first, you’d save a hanger, no?”

“The pants
too
?”

“Of course the pants too. And the shoes.”

His pants were on the floor, next to a chair. He scooped them up and started to stuff one leg through the hanger.

“Honey . . . ?” Marian said patiently.

He lowered the hanger, emphatically. “I can’t do it when you’re watching me. I get nervous.”

“Then I won’t watch you.” She turned her back to him, facing the windows. “Say when.”

She could hear him muttering above the sounds rising from the courtyard three stories below. She moved toward the windows and adjusted the rings on the red cafe curtains which had been drawn against the glare of the apartment house directly opposite – a wall of glass and smooth white brick. Marian heard a loud female voice scream “Dar
lene!
” in the courtyard. She leaned closer to the window and looked down.

It was a fairly large concrete area with vague grass borders; primarily a passageway, lined with benches, to the entrances of the multi-winged building ten yards away. From three to five especially, the benches were filled with women, young mothers mostly, each of them with a baby carriage within reach. She heard the cry, “Dar
lene!
” again, louder, and saw a young woman in shorts and a sleeveless blouse spring up. She was pointing at someone out of range. “Now you’re
really
gonna get it!” Two carriages parted to let her pass. She ran out of sight, and from the shriek that followed, Darlene had really gotten it.

The week had been unseasonably warm – seventy-six today and only mid-May – and the courtyard, as it did each spring, had blossomed into a swirling, echoing playground. With summer, the hours would lengthen and the din become impossible.

Summer. Apartment. Queens. The overtones were ominous. Again.

She sneaked a look at David. He replaced the hanger, which now listed heavily, and slipped his schoolshoes into the shoebag. As he did, a piano started in the apartment below.

Three-thirty. She could set her watch by it. Scales first, struggling for traction for five minutes or so; then a leap into Bach, or Beethoven, or whatever 2-D was working on this month, three-thirty to five, five days a week. The clinkers would still be there at the end of the month, but faster, louder, more practiced. Like that one. She winced. And that. On a
scale
, for God’s sake. Well, there was no point in complaining again because the lease says very clearly, nine to nine . . . So just smile and walk heavy.

David slammed the closet door shut and challenged her with an arms-akimbo “
Okay?
”

“Okay,” she said. She moved across the red shag rug in the middle of the room and crouched in front of him. “Looks better, doesn’t it? Admit it.”

He wouldn’t. It looked fine before.

She tucked his tee shirt in, then pulled him toward her and kissed his face loudly. “I’m a problem, I know,” she said sympathetically, “but you’re not so easy yourself.”

He tried to pull away. “I’m gonna be late.”

“Late for what?”

“
Things
.”

“So be late. The only time I get to see you is when I’m yelling at you. That’s why I yell so much.”

Impatiently, he let her smooth down his hair which was thick and dark, like Ben’s; hers was long and dark blonde, and once, just after she had turned thirty last year, there had been a single strand of gray which she had yanked out.

“No bike on the boulevard, remember, and home by six. That’s S-I-X, six, got it? Now kiss, please.”

He barely kissed her on the cheek and, reanimated now, bolted from the room.

Marian sat back on her heels and waited for the door to slam shut and rattle the windows. The room was back in order, temporarily; a magazine view of what a boy’s room should be, with Peanuts pillows arranged neatly on the bedspread, a small desk-bookcase unit, highly polished, football posters and antique gun prints. Daffy Duck and Alfred E. Neuman hung evenly over the bed. A model frigate was on the bureau, and scattered around the room were a model Mustang and Dracula and Mummy, and a mechanical Frankenstein who dropped his pants and blushed (from Aunt Elizabeth who had one like it). They had all been dusted, and the room smelled fresh and oiled, like the whole apartment.

The door slammed and the curtains billowed slightly. Marian was playing idly with the pile of the rug. She could feel the floor vibrating with the sound of the piano below. Her impulse was to hammer, but it was embarrassing enough already to run into the woman in the hall or at the mailbox. She found a white thread and picked at it; then a bit of soot which smeared her fingers; and then, leaning forward on her knees now and digging under the pile, a small patch of blue fiber, the color of her bedroom rug. Empty the vacuum, she reminded herself. She spread her hand over the rug, straightening the pile, then stood up, went to the closet and rehung David’s clothes. For a minute or so she just stared into the closet. The scales below had finally become Bach, and maybe she liked 2-D’s Bach after all, because something in the melody moved her to touch David’s suit jacket, and his raincoat, and the ratty blue bathrobe which she’d have to force herself to replace someday. The feel of it and the melody below, clinkers and all, sent her to the window where she waited for him to cross the courtyard. He didn’t, but if he had, she would have called “David!” and thrown him a package of Yankee Doodles.

The apartment consisted of four good-sized rooms with flaking plaster walls, spackled regularly by Ben, and parquet floors that rose, slightly and annoyingly, beside two of the doorsills. Once a month Marian really took the place apart, and waxed and buffed the floors, and at least once a month Ben, in stocking feet, would slip, grab onto the back of a crushed velvet wingchair, and say “
Jesus Christ
!
”

The building itself was old, situated on a wide and busy boulevard in Queens, lined with supermarkets, bars, hamburger chains, and several Chinese and Italian restaurants specializing in take-out orders. A popular firehouse was two blocks away and the LaGuardia landing pattern directly overhead. The neighborhood was young marrieds primarily and singles, in the newer buildings; older people and chiropractors in the others. And the Rolfes – Ben, Marian, and David – who had been living there four years, at one hundred sixty a month. A bargain, and thirty dollars less than their previous and first apartment, a crammed three farther out in Queens. In the great tradition, they left seeking space, just as many of the young couples would eventually leave this neighborhood and resettle in small houses out in Nassau or Suffolk. The Rolfes as well, Marian was sure; they were just a few years behind.

Four years ago they discovered that a small three could no longer contain what five years of marriage had accumulated. Especially marriage to Marian who was, by her own admission, somewhat acquisitive – or as Ben once put it, in an infrequent rage, “a goddamn packrat.” And so, rather than walk sideways, with an occasional crouch, to get from room to room, they moved. To space and economy and convenience. The building was large and, God knows, lively; filled with pregnant women, small children who yelled in hallways, and big children who scrawled obscenities in the elevator when the elevator was running; with cooking odors and an old man who peed under the mailboxes; hammering radiators, dubious plumbing; with a roach problem and, on one unspeakable occasion, a mouse problem. It was minimally superintended by a polygynous black, Mr. Ives, who was usually referred to as “The Phantom.”

Each year 3-D seemed less of a bargain, at least to Marian who spent most of her time in the apartment. (Three or four times a year she would sign up with Office Temporaries to help pay for some new and irresistible buy – a French Provincial buffet or, her proudest possession, a mahogany and bronze doré desk.) Along around May, faced with the prospect of the summer, she would become moody, testy; she’d spend a good part of her time cleaning the apartment and then cleaning it again. (“Christ,” Ben said, “it’s Dunsinane all over.” When he explained the reference she hit him.) Instead of listening therapeutically to Ben’s pre-dinner complaints about Mr. Byron, the high school principal, or the dumb kids, or Miss MacKenzie, the cretin who headed Tilden’s English Department, Marian would counter with a litany of her own, ticking off the heat, the noise and the soot, the sameness, the landlocked and godawful boredom of the city in summer. City, hell.
Queens
. Space, economy, convenience – they became irrelevant from June to September when the apartment, as far as she was concerned, became uninhabitable, completely. Why not do it, just once? Spread the dustcovers, leave the key with Aunt Elizabeth, and head for someplace cool and quiet, or anything and quiet. There was always Office Temporaries in September.

She had dusted just a couple of hours ago and already there was a layer of soot on the windowsill in their bedroom. She lifted the curtains, blew along the length of the double sill until she felt an ache under her ears, and slid the windows down. The wall of windows and white brick faced their bedroom as well as the other rooms. And The Supervisor, Marian noticed, was at her post, overlooking the scene in the courtyard. A huge woman filling a fourth floor window, she was always there, it seemed, like some bulbous gargoyle, leaning on a pillow and staring impassively. Ben insisted she was a household god and naked from the waist down.

Marian added
private
to the someplace cool and quiet. Just a little bit of privacy. To be able to make love maybe once without closing the windows and lowering the shades, or worrying about the beds on the other side of the wall, the floor, the ceiling. (She did, anyway; Ben couldn’t care less.) They made love with the light on, and once something in the apartment above, hitting the floor with a plaster-splintering thud, had sent the shade rattling up while they were at it, exposing them to a wall of lighted windows.

“I feel like a dirty joke,” she had told Ben when he climbed back into bed. He laughed like hell; she turned over and went to sleep, which shut him up.

All right, maybe she was exaggerating – for emphasis, like an overdone room in a department store. Maybe it wasn’t so bad after all, though probably it was. Just a month, two months away and she was sure she’d come back refreshed, the galloping paranoia checked for the next nine months.

She had looked over the real estate section of
The Times
yesterday, reading the more likely prospects aloud to Ben who grunted non-committally at each. She hadn’t pressed it; Sunday the summer seemed less threatening. Today it was real, within earshot, and was
that
on the button. And the possibility of spending it in Queens, with – maybe – two weeks upstate, and occasional trips to Jones Beach or Bear Mountain, more unsupportable. Ben was free, all summer; no courses, no summer teaching. David was free; she was nothing if not free. And they weren’t exactly broke.

She nodded to herself, convinced, and went into the living room. The piano’s hammering was directly below. She bent over the magazine rack and pulled out
The Times
which was opened at Vacation and Leisure Homes. Once again she ran her eyes down the columns, concentrating on the vague prospects she had circled yesterday (“jerking off,” Ben called it). Soon she didn’t even hear the clinkers.

Bus stop, hydrant, driveway. The goddamn area was getting worse than Manhattan. There had been two spaces on the Boulevard, both of them with meters, and one on Thirty-ninth, too small for the Camaro. He had gone around the block twice, had tried some of the sidestreets whose One Way signs took him farther away from the apartment. Ten minutes ago he had passed his building which was now buried somewhere beyond the range of Carleton Towers and Gibson Arms and Mayberry Heights. Who the hell was Carleton or Gibson, where were the lousy Heights? And why, four days out of five, did parking a dinky yellow compact assume such Wagnerian proportions? The light in front of him turned red. Ben banged his attaché case beside him, said “Shit,” and reached for a cigarette.

A jet roared above the spindly trees which were already in full leaf. Coming toward him were four or five boys, David’s age, on bikes. They stopped pedalling at the intersection, one of them gliding into the cross street and swerving suddenly to avoid a car which fortunately had been travelling slowly. Ben grimaced and then shook his head. Bike lecture. Tonight.

The teacher in him would have shouted something at the boys, the runty one especially, but fifty feet ahead, on his side of the road, someone was getting into a parked car. He looked at the light nervously, at the menacing cars coming toward him, and the sneaky bastard cruising down the sidestreet, toward the green light. Come on, light,
change
. The woman got into her car, her backup lights glowed. There was movement, and in a clumsy, bumping moment there were the beginnings of space. Ben inched the Camaro forward, the light changed, and as far as he was concerned, there was a God after all.

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