Read Bonshoon: A Tale of the Final Fall of Man Online
Authors: Andrew Hindle
Janya changed tack. “Bruce?” she said, shaking her head. She always forgot the synth. “Is there atmosphere behind this door?”
“Yeah,” Bruce reported. “Microbreach, the flare was enough to disrupt the field and shut us down, but the hole was small enough to seal over with the hull fields. It’ll require a replacement or a patch to get back up to full operational snuff, but the chamber itself is intact,” it gave an uncomfortable synthesised cough. “The ‘flare’ in question was a few particles of the outer airlock hinge,” it went on, “and the head and right shoulder of the eejit with the electronic solderer. Loss of hull integrity during a crash-drop out of soft-space is very brief, but very intense. As you know, I guess. It’s… not a pretty sight in there,” it paused again. “The solderer seems to be damaged but operational and is lodged tip-first in-”
“He cut a hole in the hull with a
solderer
?” Janya exclaimed.
“Well, let’s be fair now,” Bruce said. “He cut a
filament-thin microfissure
in the
counter-to-specifications airlock hinge
you guys installed. It was good solid work, don’t get me wrong, but it was the thinnest point on the hull. The fissure was only open as long as it was because of the high-pressure flare of matter, and the solderer couldn’t have made a much larger hole. In fact, if we’d been subluminal at the time, he probably would’ve survived. The fissure was tiny, no real-space decompression. And a bigger cutting tool would have had a hard time cutting through the material. The last time, the eejits used a bigger cutter and they went straight through the hull, not the new airlock.”
“Could using that exact tool, in this exact location,
possibly
be an accident?” Janya asked.
“You got me,” Bruce admitted. “I guess nothing’s impossible for a truly dedicated eejit.”
She sighed and turned to look back down at Thorkhild, frowning. “Headache?”
“Yes,” Thorkhild slurred, “head.”
“It’s the aki’Drednanth,” she said, “hopefully it will pass soon,” she leaned down closer to the stunned-looking eejit. “Do you know who was in there?”
“Tub,” Thorkhild said, and shook his head ponderously. “Tub … Tub … Tubby Shaw.”
Janya stood at the door for a short time, pondering whether she should open it and go inside to check the damage. There seemed little she could do in either case. She also debated with herself as to whether Thorkhild being affected by the aki’Drednanth
meant
anything, considering that Clue had reported no other eejits seemed to have been hit.
None had been
killed, she corrected herself.
Maybe only the sentients have been afflicted with headaches
.
What does
that
mean about Thorkhild?
She was still thinking about this, troubled, when Waffa approached along the corridor, a pair of the maintenance and engineering ables from The Warm towering behind him.
“Clue and Sally went to the farm,” he reported, “to see if we have a diplomatic incident on our hands over the deaths of a pair of aki’Drednanth buddies.”
Janya took silent note of the plural, but didn’t push. “How are they supposed to know if there’s a diplomatic incident brewing?” she asked instead.
Waffa shrugged. “They’ll probably figure it out,” he reached the door, and looked down at Thorkhild. “What’s with him?”
“Head,” Thorkhild said thickly.
“He wasn’t the one who made the hole, was he?”
Janya shook her head. “He’s just assigned to this area. He seems to have been hit by the same thing that’s giving us all headaches. You still have yours?”
“It’s fading,” Waffa said, “but yeah. So if not him, then who?”
“He says it was Tubby Shaw.”
“Aw heck,” Waffa sighed. “Poor old Tubby. Although I say ‘old’ … he barely even got a chance, did he? What was he doing all the way up here?”
“Let’s take a look and see what we’ve got in here,” one of the ables – Janya had no idea of their names, even though they had been part of the crew for eighteen months, ables were ables – stepped forward and put a hand on the heavy door seal. He looked at the pad in his other hand. “All-stop,” he announced, “Torres should be heading out of the torus-cap airlock now. He’ll repair any breach damage on the outer hull and then ping us.”
“Right,” Waffa said, still looking distractedly at Thorkhild. Janya’s headache had given its last throb a minute or so ago and was now a fading memory, but Thorkhild still seemed to be incapacitated. “You better?” he asked her, evidently thinking along the same lines. Janya nodded, Waffa frowned and looked at the two ables. They were readying a set of repair, diagnostic and cleaning tools they’d brought with them, although Janya noticed one of them had an Automated Janitorial Drone control routine on his pad. The robot would no doubt be doing the dirty work. “Riley, Doncaster,” Waffa said, “you boys get headaches just now when we stopped?”
The ables shook their heads. “No headaches here, chief,” one of them said.
“Seems to have been limited to the human crew,” the other said. “And General Moral Decay (Alcohol),” he added.
“Hmm,” Waffa said, and raised his hand. “Any news from the farm?” he asked into his wristwatch. “Our headaches have gone,” he glanced at Thorkhild. “Mostly.”
“Looks like the brain-freeze
was
the pups trying to get our attention,” Z-Lin reported, “but aside from that, and the fact that they’re not actively trying to kill us or even seem very upset about the death and their return to contact with the general Dreamscape, we haven’t learned anything. We’re not sure what was so urgent that they just had to call us up here to freeze our bits off, since they’re not trying very hard to communicate.”
“I’m pretty sure they think we’re stupid,” Decay’s harmonic dual-windpiped voice added dryly.
“Did you see if there were any eejits hurt along the way?” Janya asked. “I know you said none had been killed, but what about other symptoms? This might be something that hit eejits but not ables.”
“Eejits and us?” Waffa said with a joking scowl. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Maybe it was aimed at us, and that’s why we felt it,” Janya said, “but it was also prone to a bit of scatterback, like the last time at Declivitorion, and the eejits were susceptible to that.”
“Thorkhild’s not a lower-end eejit, though,” Waffa pointed out. “Last time, it killed the dregs.”
“The medical emergency system hasn’t reported any casualties,” Clue said, “and we did pass by a few eejits who seemed fine. Right now we’re just trying to figure out what’s going on in the Dreamscape that we thought we had nine more weeks to come up with a plan for dealing with,” this last declaration was said with a slightly-raised voice, evidently aimed as much at the aki’Drednanth pups as any of the people on the comm.
“Thord did mention a few times that Drednanth communication didn’t work the way we thought it did,” Janya said. “Usually when we were trying to ask her what was happening on Aquilar and things like that.”
“Yeah,” Waffa said, “but then Mal also told me a big part of
that
attitude is to do with them not wanting to become a real-time communications network for the Six Species, just telling everyone what’s happening everywhere all the time. One of them mentions that this-and-that ship with an aki’Drednanth aboard is docking here-or-there, and this-or-that planet is having problem with crop mites, and suddenly they’re having to tell everyone every piddling thing.”
“They don’t even let Damorakind use them that way,” Janya agreed. She’d talked about it, a little, with Thord in that final week. The aki’Drednanth had opened up about a lot of things. “And they’re slaves in the Core.”
Waffa nodded. “And the only way to hide that sort of ability is to just deny it, so hard that it sort of came true,” he said. “In any way that a non-aki’Drednanth could understand, anyway.”
“The question is, could the pups even tell Thord and Maladin and all the rest of the aki’Drednanth and Drednanth what had happened to Dunnkirk?” Janya asked. “If they were even
aware
of it in the first place? I know we tried to tell them, but do we know if they care? And
had
they known about it already? Did they know when it happened? Were they sharing the Dreamscape with Dunnkirk? Or were the Bonshooni not connected to anyone but Thord? For that matter, would Thord be able to tell the difference between Dunnkirk being dead, and Dunnkirk just walking around the ship and not consciously entering the Dreamscape?”
“I’m not supposed to be
answering
any of these, am I?” Waffa asked.
“I don’t think any of us are,” Clue said lightly.
“Our Head of Science knows the value of questions,” Decay put in. “But only in terms of price-per-pound.”
Janya ignored the sparkling banter. “Maladin told me once that they were really more like guests,” she said, “sitting on Thord’s porch, not really able to enter the house. Let alone anyone else’s house,” she glanced sidelong at Waffa. “And are we about to get blamed for Maladin, if he’s about to die too – or already dead?”
“What?” Waffa said guiltily. “Who said anything about Maladin dying?”
Janya heard Z-Lin’s sigh through the communicator. “Give up, Waff,” she said. “This investigation’s only going to work if we share what we know.”
“A few minutes ago you just said we might have a diplomatic incident on our hands over the deaths of
a pair
of aki’Drednanth buddies,” Janya confided. “So, there was some threat to Maladin as well? Something to do with his sleeper?”
At that moment, Thorkhild hauled himself upright with a groan.
“Better, mate?” Waffa asked, clearly relieved to let someone else stand in the spotlight.
“Yes,” Thorkhild said slowly, opening and closing his hands and looking down at them as if he’d never seen anything so perplexing in his thirteen-and-a-half-month life. He looked up. “Yes, better. Headache.”
“Yeah, weird,” Waffa agreed. “Look, we need to figure out why Tubby did this. I mean, it’s the exact same trick as the one that killed Jocko, Bumfluff and Sticky. Cutting through the hull from the inside while at relative speed,” he sighed. “Operation Payback. That shit’s never going away. I didn’t think any of them remembered that long.”
“The Midwich Eejits weren’t even around during Operation Payback,” Janya pointed out. “That happened between Gethsemane and Seven Widdershins, didn’t it? You and Dunnkirk only started printing together after we stopped at
Boonie’s Last Stand
.”
“Well however they found out, we can’t keep doing it,” Waffa said. “We’ve been lucky twice now, but sooner or later the breach, or the field collapse, or the soft-space decompression or the crash-stop, is going to peel the whole ship like an orange.”
“Did you say there were some of Dunnkirk’s augmented eejits involved?” Decay asked over the communicator in surprise. “Not regular old eejits?”
“One called Tubby Shaw did the actual cutting,” Janya said, “a bizarrely specific and carefully-placed microbreach, according to Bruce. And Thorkhild was sitting outside the airlock, he’d been knocked on his backside by the pups. He’s better now.”
“Thorkhild,” Decay said in clear frustration, “of course. He had to have been involved. I should have
said
something.”
“I’m not sure of his involvement,” Janya said cautiously. “It was apparently Tubby-”
“He came to my quarters last night,” Decay said. “He’s fixated on the murder, inserting himself into the investigation. Damn it, he even asked if we were going to stop.”
“You couldn’t have known he was going to try something like this,” Waffa said.
“It was Tubby in the airlock,” Janya pointed out again, “not Thorkhild. Unless you’re suggesting Thorkhild for some reason talked Tubby
into
doing it, or was otherwise involved…”
“Okay, time to stop hypothesising and get the ship repaired,” Z-Lin said crisply.
“On our way into the airlock now, Commander,” Doncaster – or possibly Riley – said. “Torres is just putting the patch down.”
“Copy that. Then Waffa and Thorkhild can meet Decay at Sally’s office, and find out all about our blind buddy’s involvement in this … this…”
“HLCF?” Janya suggested. Z-Lin grunted, and Waffa gave Janya a narrow look. “What should I do?” she went on.
“Come down to the farm,” Clue said. “You and I can try to figure out what these pups are trying to tell us before we’re prepped to go back to relative speed.”
Janya descended one level and met Z-Lin outside the second of the big blast doors.
“So, are they reacting to our return to subluminal space in any way?” she asked, as Z-Lin handed her a thermal. She started to pull the lightweight garment on over her clothing.
“Not really,” the Commander said. “We may have to consider the possibility that although these girls are all sort-of-probably-technically millions of years old, the language gap and interface issue is just not going to allow us to communicate in any way, probably for months. Maybe years. I have no idea how long an aki’Drednanth normally takes to adapt to the envirosuit and the interface gloves. Do you?”
“It seems to vary, according to my research,” Janya said. “It can be anything from a couple of weeks to six months. But-”
“A couple of
weeks
?” Clue said, and passed Janya a
niqi
. “This litter was born almost a year ago now.”
“That’s the thing,” Janya tugged the thermal mask down over her face and sealed it against the neck of the suit. “It’s a couple of weeks to six months
after
the aki’Drednanth … graduates from infant to juvenile. I’m counting the time between when they first pick up a glove, and when they are fluent in its use. They don’t usually even get access to envirosuits or transcriber gloves before that graduation.”
“And by ‘graduation’, obviously…”
“I mean getting to the end of her first year-to-eighteen-months of life,” Janya said, “…well,
alive
.”
“Right,” Clue said, tugging down her own
niqi
. “And that’s the thing,” she turned and hauled on the door, admitting them to the farm chamber in a rolling wave of frost-steam. “If your research is anything to go by, these pups should have been ripping each other to pieces before we even knew about them,” they stepped into the frigid chamber, and the seven fuzzy white aki’Drednanth raised their big heads and looked solemnly at the two intruders. “Only…”