Authors: Chuck Wendig
Tags: #Fiction, #Thrillers, #Supernatural, #Fantasy, #Paranormal, #Urban, #Suspense, #Horror, #road movie, #twisted, #Dark, #Miriam Black, #gruesome, #phschic, #Chuck Wendig
Blackbirds
Praise for
BLACKBIRDS
BLACKBIRDS
"Chuck Wendig has raised the bar of the urban fantasy genre."–
New York Journal of Books"Balls-to-the-wall, take-no-prisoners storytelling at its best."–
Bill Cameron, author of
County Line"Trailer-park tension, horrified hilarity, and sheer terror mixed with deft characterization and razor plotting. I literally could not put it down."–
Lilith Saintcrow, author of
Night Shift
and
Working For The Devil"
Blackbirds
is the kind of book that doesn't let go even after you've put it down and nobody else could have made it shine like Chuck Wendig."–
Stephen Blackmoore, author of
City Of The Lost
and
Dead Things"Mean, moody and mysterious,
Blackbirds
is a noir joyride peppered with black humour, wry observation, and visceral action."–
Adam Christopher, author of
Empire State"A gleefully dark, twisted road trip for everyone who thought
Fight Club
was too warm and fuzzy. If you enjoy this book, you're probably deeply wrong in the head. I loved it."–
James Moran,
Severance, Doctor Who
and
Torchwood
screenwriter"A deliciously morbid road movie waiting to happen."–
Jason Arnopp, scriptwriter of
Stormhouse
and
Doctor Who:The Gemini Contagion
ALSO BY CHUCK WENDIG
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Irregular Creatures (short stories)
Shotgun Gravy (novella)
Non-Fiction
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500 Ways to be a Better Writer
Confessions of a Freelance Penmonkey
Revenge of the Penmonkey
CHUCK WENDIG
Blackbirds
The Death of Del Amico
Car lights strobe through busted motel blinds.
When the lights come in, Miriam regards herself in the dirty mirror.
I look like something blown in off a dusty highway,
she thinks. Dirty, torn jeans. Tight white tee. Bleach blonde hair, the roots coming up, those dark, earthen roots.
She puts her hands on her hips and cocks them this way, then that. With the back of her hand, she wipes away a smear of lipstick from where Del kissed her.
"The lights need to be on," she says to nobody, foretelling the future.
She clicks the lamp by the bed. Piss-yellow light illumines the ratty room.
A roach sits paralyzed in the middle of the floor.
"Shoo," she says. "Fuck off. You're free to go."
The roach does as it's told. It boogies under the pull-down bed, relieved.
Back to the mirror, then.
"They always said you were an old soul," she mutters. Tonight she's really feeling it.
In the bathroom, the shower hisses. It's almost time now. She sits down on the side of the bed and rubs her eyes, yawns.
She hears the squeaking of the shower knobs. The pipes in the walls groan and stutter like a train is passing. Miriam balls up her monkey toes and flexes them tight. The toe-knuckles pop.
In the bathroom, Del is humming. Some Podunk fuckwit country tune. She hates country. That music is the dull, throbbing pulse-beat of the Heartland.
Wait. This is North Carolina, right? Is North Carolina the Heartland? Whatever.
The Heartland. The Confederacy. The Wide Open Nowhere. Did it matter?
Wait. This is North Carolina, right? Is North Carolina the Heartland? Whatever.
The Heartland. The Confederacy. The Wide Open Nowhere. Did it matter?
The bathroom door opens, and Del Amico steps out, wreathed in ghosts of steam.
He might have been attractive once. Still is, maybe, in this light. He's middle-aged, lean as a drinking straw. Ropy arms, hard calves. Cheap, generic boxer-briefs pulled tight on bony hips. He's got a good jaw, a nice chin, she thinks, and the stubble doesn't hurt. He smiles big and broad at her and licks his teeth – bright pearly whites, the tongue snaking over them with a squeak.
She smells mint.
"Mouthwash," he says, smacking his lips and breathing hot fresh breath in her direction. He rubs a scummy towel up over his head. "Found some under the sink."
"Super," she says. "Hey, I have a new idea for a crayon color: cockroach brown."
Del peers out from the hood formed from his towel.
"What? Crayon? The hell you going on about?"
"Crayola makes all kinds of crazy colors. You know. Burnt umber. Burnt
sienna
. Blanched almond. Baby shit yellow. And so on, and so forth. I'm just saying, cockroaches have their own color. It's
distinct
. Crayola should get on that. The kids'll love it."
sienna
. Blanched almond. Baby shit yellow. And so on, and so forth. I'm just saying, cockroaches have their own color. It's
distinct
. Crayola should get on that. The kids'll love it."
Del laughs, but he's obviously a little confused. He continues toweling off, and then stops. He squints at her, like he's trying to see the dolphin in one of those Magic Eye paintings.
He looks her up and down.
"I thought you said you were gonna be out here… getting comfortable," he says.
She shrugs. "Ooh. No. Truth be told, I'm never really that comfortable. Sorry."
"But…" His voice trails off. He wants to say it. His mouth forms the words before he speaks them, but finally: "You're not naked."
"Very observant," she says, giving him a thumbs-up and a wink. "I got bad news, Del. I am not actually a truck stop prostitute, and therefore we shall not be fucking on this good eve. Or morning. I guess it's morning? Either way, no fucking. No ticky, no laundry."
That jaws of his tightens. "But you offered. You owe me."
"Considering you haven't actually paid me yet, and
further
considering that prostitution is not exactly legal in this state – though, far be it for me to legislate morality; frankly, I think what people do is their business – I don't think I owe you dick, Del."
further
considering that prostitution is not exactly legal in this state – though, far be it for me to legislate morality; frankly, I think what people do is their business – I don't think I owe you dick, Del."
"Goddamn," he says. "You love to hear yourself talk, don't you?"
"I do." She does.
"You're a liar. A liar with a foul little mouth."
"My mother always said I had a mouth like a sailor. Not in an
arr, matey
way, but in a
fuck this
and
shit that
way. And yes, I am a big fat liar. My dirty, torn-up jeans on fire."
arr, matey
way, but in a
fuck this
and
shit that
way. And yes, I am a big fat liar. My dirty, torn-up jeans on fire."
It's like he doesn't know what to do. She sees it; she's really steaming his bun. His nostrils are flaring like he's a bull about to charge.
"A lady should be respectful," is all he manages through gritted teeth. He pitches the towel in the corner.
Miriam snorts. "That's me. My fair fuckin' lady."
Del takes a deep breath, moves over to the dresser, then slides a grungy, ain't-worth-nothing Timex over his bony wrist. It isn't long before he sees what she's laid out for him next to the watch.
"What the – ?"
He holds up photos, picks them up as a bunch, flips through them. A woman and two young girls at a Sears portfolio special. The same kids on the playground. The woman at someone's wedding.
"I found those in your car," Miriam explains. "Your family, right? I thought it kind of interesting, what with you bringing a prostitute – er,
supposed
prostitute – back to a motel room. Doesn't seem like the kind of thing a good husband or daddy would do, but what do I know? Then again, maybe that's why you hide them all the way in the glove compartment. It's like a mirror – if you can't see them, they can't see you."
supposed
prostitute – back to a motel room. Doesn't seem like the kind of thing a good husband or daddy would do, but what do I know? Then again, maybe that's why you hide them all the way in the glove compartment. It's like a mirror – if you can't see them, they can't see you."
He pivots, heel to toe, the wallet photos in a quaking grip.
"Who are you to judge?" he seethes.
She waves him off. "Oh, hush, I'm not judging. I'm just waiting. Since we're waiting, I should
probably
also tell you that I've been following you for a couple weeks now." His gaze narrows again, and he's looking at her like maybe he recognizes her, or is trying to. She keeps talking. "I know you like hookers. Pros and hos. All kinds, too! You're the kind of fellow who'll eat every candy out of the chocolate box. Variety is the spice of life, good for you. I
also
happen to know that, outside of some relatively boring sexual proclivities, you like to hit women. Four prostitutes. Two with black eyes, one with a cut chin, the fourth with a busted lower lip–"
probably
also tell you that I've been following you for a couple weeks now." His gaze narrows again, and he's looking at her like maybe he recognizes her, or is trying to. She keeps talking. "I know you like hookers. Pros and hos. All kinds, too! You're the kind of fellow who'll eat every candy out of the chocolate box. Variety is the spice of life, good for you. I
also
happen to know that, outside of some relatively boring sexual proclivities, you like to hit women. Four prostitutes. Two with black eyes, one with a cut chin, the fourth with a busted lower lip–"
Del moves fast.
Bam
. A tight coiled fist hits her right in the eye and knocks her back on the bed. Capillaries burst. Fireworks on a black background. Gasping, she scrambles backward, thinking he's going to advance and try to beat her or choke her, but by the time she's in a crouch and ready to kick, bite, or collapse his throat with a forearm, she sees he hasn't moved one inch.
He's just standing there. Shaking. Angry, sad, confused; she can't tell.
She waits it out. He doesn't move toward her. He isn't even looking at her now – Del's staring off at a nowhere point a thousand miles from here.
Gingerly, Miriam reaches over to the nightstand and turns the alarm clock so she can read it. It's an old-ass clock, the kind with the numbers that turn like Vanna White's flipping them. Each with a
click
.
click
.
"It's 12.40," she says. "That means you have three minutes."
"Three minutes?" He narrows his gaze, trying to suss out her game.
"That's right, Del, three minutes. Now's the time to ask yourself: Any thoughts you want to share? Grandma's cornbread recipe? Location of a buried pirate treasure? Any poetic last words? You know,
either the wallpaper goes, or I do
?" She waves him off. "I know, an Oscar Wilde reference. I reached too far for that one. My bad."
either the wallpaper goes, or I do
?" She waves him off. "I know, an Oscar Wilde reference. I reached too far for that one. My bad."
He doesn't move, but he tightens up. Every muscle pulled taut to bone.
"You think you're going to kill me?" he asks. "
That
what you think?"
That
what you think?"
She clucks her tongue. "No, sir, I do not think that. I'm not the killer type. I'm more
passive
aggressive than aggressive. I'm a
wait and see
kind of girl. More vulture than falcon."
passive
aggressive than aggressive. I'm a
wait and see
kind of girl. More vulture than falcon."
They stare at each other. She feels scared and sick and a little excited.
Click.
The 0 flips to 1.
"You want to hit me again," she says.
"I just might."
"You think,
I'll hit her again, and then I'll fuck her like she deserves
– that's of course provided you can get Little Dale Junior to race. I saw the dick pills in your glove compartment. Next to the OxyContin."
I'll hit her again, and then I'll fuck her like she deserves
– that's of course provided you can get Little Dale Junior to race. I saw the dick pills in your glove compartment. Next to the OxyContin."
"You shut the hell up."
She holds up a finger. "Let me ask you one question, though. You hit your wife and daughters?"
He hesitates. She's not sure what that means. Does it mean he feels guilty about it? Or that he'd never consider touching a hair on their pretty little heads and would die if they found out?
"At this point," she says, "it's not like it matters. I'm mostly just curious. You bang hookers and punch them in their faces, so we've already established that you're not gonna win Father of the Year. I'm just trying to feel out the
depth
of your character–"
depth
of your character–"
He lets out a frustrated whoop and swings at her – a clumsy, wide throw, telegraphed loud and clear like his body was using a bullhorn. Miriam leans back. The fist catches the air in front of her nose,
whiff
.
whiff
.
She stabs a heel out and catches him in the balls.
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