‘I love the chandelier idea,’ Milly said, turning to look at the oratory, quite uninterested in Tarquin and Eva’s elevated discussion. ‘Can’t you just
see
them? Handmade with semi-precious stones and pearls.
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will love that detail!’
‘Pearls and turquoises,’ Tarquin said dreamily, pulling Milly back in front of him, wrapping his arms around her; he was easily distracted. ‘Like the blue seahorses, jewels of
the sea . . . turquoises, it’s almost a rhyme with horse . . . hmm, that can go into the wedding song I’m going to write for us, Milly, because turquoise is your favourite stone . .
.’
With Tarquin unable to see her face, Milly grimaced at Eva, rolling her big blue eyes; the engagement ring meant that Milly had to go along with the turquoise theme, and it did fit with the
whole rustic-chic, bluebells-in-vintage-china wedding décor.
Turquoise is her favourite stone? My God, you don’t know Milly at all,
Eva thought, staring at Tarquin’s blissed-out, unearthly beauty with a cold, unusual clarity that took
her by surprise.
You have absolutely no idea who you’re marrying. You fell in love with a pretty face – a pretty façade,
she corrected herself.
The girl you think
Milly is doesn’t even exist. You’ve made up a whole fantasy about her, and you’re so in love with your own creation you don’t listen to the things she says, or look at the
things she does which completely contradict the fantasy.
Staring at Tarquin, this revelation rushing through her, Eva realized something else.
It’s not even just that Milly’s such a pretty face – Tarquin’s in love with her partly because she looks so like him. He’s fallen for his own image in the
mirror.
Tarquin was still burbling away, his gaze up and to the right, accessing the creative part of his brain as new lyrics bubbled to his lips: he was beatifically unaware of how assessing
Eva’s gaze had become.
Oh God, I’m right, I’m absolutely right
, Eva thought in misery,
and it doesn’t change anything. I can see that he’s not really in love with Milly at all, not
her as a person, that he’s been shallow enough to fall for her because of her looks and the image he’s projected on her – and I still love him. It hasn’t changed anything at
all.
I’m still head over heels in love with him.
Lunch consisted of
pici al aglione
, oversized spaghetti with tomato and garlic, and
cinghiale,
wild boar stew, washed down with local red Sangiovese wine at a
delicious local restaurant called Le Panzanelle to which Marco took them. Afterwards, the four Londoners were whisked down the winding Chiantigiana road to Florence and the luxurious surroundings
of the Grand Hotel Villa Cora, a nineteenth-century mansion in its own grounds, set in the hills that surrounded the city. From its terrace, the view of Florence was laid out before them in its
breathtaking beauty, the terracotta and white cupola of the Duomo, just beyond the Arno River, glittering in the late autumn sun.
At Ludo’s suggestion, they checked into their junior suites and then assembled on the terrace to sip
prosecco
in the warmth of space heaters and the weak afternoon sun, reviewing
detailed ideas for the wedding arrangements: now that his clients had approved the church, Ludo had sketches and menus to show them, spread out on the square white leather pouffe in front of them.
But although Milly was paying close attention to Ludo’s sketches of how he planned to arrange the birdcages on the tables, lemons spilling out artistically, the designs for place cards that
would cunningly echo the ‘snow in August’ miracle, the wrought-iron canapé holders that Gabriella, the chef, was having made to her own design to best display her signature
puff-pastry truffle wraps, Tarquin and Eva were not.
It was the history of the oratory and the Gherardini family, and of course the Leonardo da Vinci connection, which had entranced them both. Marco Baldini had thoughtfully provided them with some
sheets of information about the church, and Tarquin and Eva, sitting in white leather chairs pulled up together, pored over them, exclaiming happily at details of the carved wooden chancel and the
various frescos and paintings inside the church.
‘
Such
a shame that we can’t get married inside the church,’ Tarquin sighed. ‘I so love Baroque architecture, and the altar is so striking! But I do understand,
of course, though I’d almost convert for a chance to have the ceremony in the oratory!’
‘It’s not like there are Leonardos inside the church,’ Eva said consolingly. ‘It’s the landscape outside that he sketched. Look, you can see the church here . .
.’
She pointed to the reproduction of the sketch which had been attached to the information sheets. In sepia ink, the landscape was very dramatically rendered, with the gorges and trickling
rivulets of water that characterized Tuscan hill country picked out in detail, little castles dotted at the tops of the peaks.
‘I can’t wait to see the real thing,’ Tarquin said, his eyes radiant. ‘To
think
that we’re getting married in a da Vinci landscape!’
‘It’s the most amazing thing,’ Eva said quietly. ‘I know Ludo kept saying the place he’d found would blow you away, but I had no idea it would be like
this.
’
‘I don’t like to oversell a location before I show it to my clients,’ Ludo said smugly, raising his head from his iPad, where he had been showing Milly photographs of smoked
salmon and chive
cornetti
, made to look like ice-cream cones, which Gabriella had sculpted for Marco and Alice’s wedding and was proposing to offer as part of the antipasto buffet
for Tarquin and Milly’s ceremony. ‘I prefer to present the place first, so clients don’t have preconceived ideas. Of course that means I have to make sure I’ve got it
completely right, but,’ he smirked, ‘I haven’t found
that
to be a problem.’
‘You really have surpassed our expectations,’ Tarquin said, pushing back his blond curls and smiling at Ludo. ‘And it’s so interesting to read about the history of the
family and Montagliari. Milly, you must look at this. After the castle was razed by the Florentine Republic, the family split into two branches, and one of them . . .’
But Milly had had quite enough of her fiancé not only directing most of his attention to another woman but talking about things in which she had no interest at all. Standing up, swirling
her coat around her dramatically, she clasped her fur collar to her throat with her gloved hands, flashed a brilliant smile at Tarquin, and cooed in her best girlish, seductive tones:
‘Darling, I’m getting a little chilly out here, and I’d
love
a lie-down on our gorgeous big bed before dinnertime. Why don’t you come down with me and keep me
company . . .’
Tarquin was on his feet at once, apologizing profusely for not having noticed that Milly was cold and needed a rest.
‘Well, I wouldn’t quite say a
rest
,’ she purred in satisfaction at having snagged Tarquin away from a discussion that he had found so absorbing. ‘I think we
should fill that
huge
marble bath with bubbles and see where we go from there . . .’
Ten minutes later, it was very obvious where Milly had been headed, and fairly unlikely that a bath had been involved at all; there simply wouldn’t have been enough time for them to run it
and get in. Not only that, the bathrooms of the suites didn’t have windows, and there was no question that, from the volume of the noise she was making, she was either very close to a window
or had actually opened one in order to ensure that the sounds circulated as thoroughly as possible.
‘Oh God, yes!’ she was screaming happily, her high voice rising quite clearly up to the terrace, where Ludo, Eva and quite a few other hotel guests were ensconced. ‘Oh Tark,
yes, like that, oh God! Yes, yes,
yes
!’
‘In retrospect, perhaps booking them into the fourth-floor suite wasn’t the best idea,’ Ludo commented to Eva, refilling their glasses from the bottle reposing in the ice
bucket by their table. ‘It’s just below us, and I rather suspect Milly of being perfectly aware of that, don’t you?’
Some guests were grinning now as Milly’s screams rose in volume: Tarquin could just about be heard muttering, ‘Darling,
darling
,
God,
’ at a comparatively low
pitch, but it was Milly, an actress to the core, who was aware of her audience and working it to the maximum. Her wails of delight were building expertly to a climax. An older couple, the woman in
furs and frowning deeply, summoned a waiter over and were clearly telling him in strong terms that the management needed to have a word with the offending pair of lovebirds: the waiter bustled away
swiftly as the couple rose and with great dignity removed themselves from the scene.
‘So good, so good – yeah, like that, oh my God, ohmyGod, I love you, Tark, I love you so
much
– yes,
yes
. . .’
‘Quite the little performer, isn’t she?’ Ludo said dryly as he sipped at his prosecco. ‘No need to say “Sing out, Louise!” to that one! And a talented writer
too – that monologue is
definitely
scripted. Who yells out “I love you” in the throes of passion?’
Then he looked more closely at Eva’s white, miserable face, and sighed.
‘Oh dear,’ he said. ‘I rather suspected how things were. She wasn’t terribly keen on you and young Mr Ormond’s art appreciation society, was she? She
does
rather need to be the centre of attention at all times.’
‘
I love you
– oh God, yes, that’s so good – baby,
yes
, I love you so much, ohmyGod ohmyGod ohmyGod!’
Ludo’s comparison was on the money; Milly was positively singing out the words by now.
‘
Cosa dice?
’ asked an Italian woman two tables down.
‘
Bimbo, ti amo cosi tanto
,’ her female friend, swathed in Fendi leather, translated, giggling. ‘
Poi, o Dio mio! O Dio mio! O Dio mio, eccetera
eccetera.
’
‘On second thoughts, maybe she’s
not
such a talented writer,’ Ludo observed. ‘Rather repetitive. Drink up, dear, it’ll help. And sit up straight and stop
hiding behind that very fashionable fringe, you’re beginning to look like Cousin It.’
Eva spluttered out some of the mouthful of prosecco she had just obediently taken, but she did sit up rather than slumping, and she shook the heavy fringe out of her eyes.
‘I just . . .’ she started, but couldn’t find the words to continue; Ludo held up his hand to indicate that she didn’t need to. Milly had now progressed to wailing:
‘Baby, baby,
baby, baby
!’ on an operatic, soprano crescendo, which the second woman at the next table was imitating with a series of ‘
Bimbo, bimbo,
bimbo!
’s which was making her friend, and the people at the table next to them, howl with laughter.
‘It’ll be over in three . . . two . . . one . . .’ Ludo held up three fingers and started pulling them down. ‘And . . .
now
,’ he predicted, a split-second
before a silver cascade of screams poured down the side of the villa, much like the streams of mountain water in the da Vinci sketch. A few groans from Tarquin were faintly audible below
Milly’s triumphant coloratura cadenza, but there was no question who was the star of the show.
‘And to think
he’s
the singer,’ Ludo commented, as the Italians at the two tables beside them broke into ironic applause, their gloved hands pattering together.
‘
Molto dramatico!
’ the first woman commented approvingly.
‘It won’t last,’ Ludo said, reaching forward to touch Eva’s arm lightly. ‘It never does with the Millys of this world. They move from step to step, man to man.
Right now she sees the wedding as being a great publicity opportunity. Tarquin’s very famous and very rich. But dear, what is being married to a musician going to do for her acting
career?’
He shrugged and drank more prosecco.
‘Very little, frankly. And do you think he’ll be understanding of her having all those little necessary flings with directors and producers and co-stars that oil the wheels of
climbing the Hollywood ladder? Oh dear,
listen
to my mixed metaphors!’
Eva was staring at him, some colour now back in her cheeks: but it was at least partially caused by embarrassment at her secret desires being so very clear to Ludo.
‘Am I really that obvious?’ she muttered, ducking her head again to hide behind her fringe.
‘Tut tut, Cousin It!’ Ludo said. ‘Really, dear, I’m
never
this nice and it won’t last long, so stop slouching and listen to me. I give them two years max,
as our American friends say. They’ll never see each other, for a start; she’ll always choose her career over her marriage, as frankly she should at her age. He’ll be touring all
the time, it’s how the bands make their money now. And she won’t get pregnant – I don’t see
that
young lady taking any time out at all for years to come, not until
her star’s fading and she thinks that having a baby or two will get her back on the covers of
OK!
and
Hello!
. She’ll meet someone else who can give her more publicity
and a career boost and she’ll be off as fast as you can say
please respect our privacy and give myself and Tarquin some space during this difficult time.
’
Eva drank more prosecco, staring at Ludo as if entranced; the waiter, having gone away to hide during Milly’s performance, had now re-emerged and was circling the terrace to see if any of
the guests needed his services. He paused for a moment at their table, decided that the raptly absorbed young woman and the sleek gentleman who was busy seducing her should be left alone for now,
and moved smoothly on.
‘So what should you do, I hear you ask,’ Ludo continued smoothly. ‘A very apropos question. Obviously now, nothing at all. You stay quiet, you facilitate the wedding, because
absolutely nothing on God’s green earth is going to come between Milly and her
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cover, and, if you really feel you can’t get over him, you wait it out until it all
goes blooey and he needs a shoulder to cry on. Though even then, you do rather risk being his rebound. Frankly, I’d suggest moving on if you can. You’ve got a couple of years to do it.
You’re young, and you’re very attractive in that hipster Hoxton way that’s currently all the rage. I’m sure there’s a whole array of boys with artistic piercings and
artfully wayward facial hair lining up to buy you microbrewery beer and kale chips in Hackney eco-pubs that make their own tofu in the back room.’