Authors: Catherine Hapka
As we basked in the warmth and contemplated the assorted goodies on display while we waited to order, Molly brought up my cultural studies grade again. “What's up with that, anyway?” she probed, shifting my attention from sugar cookies back to my bleak academic reality.
“I have no idea. I just don't get how Ms. Kendall can be such a cool person in real life, yet such a tyrant of a teacher.”
“She must be on some sort of power trip,” Molly mused.
“Yeah, well, I wish she'd get over it already. If I don't kick butt on this last unit on Eastern European history, I'm going to get a D.” My voice sank. We both knew what that meant. I had 99.9 percent convinced my parents to let me go to Europe with Molly and her mom this summer, but they told me I had to score Bs or higher in all my classes. We'd made big plans . . . Paris, London, Madrid. The fate of my unstamped passport lay in Ms. Kendall's finely manicured hands.
“I just don't know what else I can doâI turn in all my homework, I study for the tests,” I rambled on. “You know, I bet someone who's actually
from
Eastern Europe
couldn't even get a B in her class.”
“Um ⦠isn't your dad Hungarian, Janna?” Molly asked.
“Well ⦠yeah.”
“So doesn't that make
you
Eastern European?”
“Kind of, I guess. But I'm talking about someone who's
from
from Eastern Europe. As in, just off the boat,” I explained.
I started speaking in an Eastern European accent. “I'm sorry. Which countries are former Eastern Bloc again? France? Mexico?
Alaska?
”
Molly giggled, egging me on.
“Please tell me why zis communism so bad?” I continued, laying it on thick. “And does zis Iron Curtain I hear of come in different fabrics?”
I was on a roll by the time we reached the front of the line and ordered our lattes with fat-free soy, plus a caramel marshmallow thingy for me (I'm a slave to sugar). Molly snagged a tiny table by the window so we could watch for the bus while waiting for our drinks. We had just dumped our bags on the floor and sat down when two boysâtwo very
cute
boys, I might addâwalked up.
Now, it's not all that unusual for random guys to hit on us, or more specifically, on Molly. It's that whole blond, blue-eyed, mischievous smile thing. Plainly put, most members of the male species are drawn to Molly like dogs to a bone. Me? I was pretty much used to my place in our friendship. I was the classic sidekickâthe best friend who tries to act as if it's not painfully obvious to everyone that she's nothing more than an accessory to the main attraction. It's not that I'm ugly. I have nice enough honey eyes that come close to matching my light brown wavy hair. And I've even been told I have a warm smile. But put me next to Molly and I've got “plain Jane” (or “plain Janna”) written all over me. And that's generally okay by me.
Today, however, was different. First off, these guys didn't come across as your typical supercool guys with heaps of attitude who thought they were all that like the ones who usually hit on us (I mean on Molly). Cute? Yes. But more in a boy-next-door-tussled-hair way as opposed to leading-man-chiseled-cheekbones-six-pack-abs way. For whatever reason, something about them was different enough to make us take notice.
But the
real
difference? Today
I
was the one being hit on.
“Hi there,” cute boy number one said.
Having just shoved my entire caramel treat into my mouth, I remained mute and wide-eyed as Molly flashed him a winning smile.
“Well, hi there,” she answered flirtatiously.
But the boy, dressed in an army jacket, jeans, and black Converse, flung his hair out of his eyes Zac Efron style and stayed focused on me. Caught off guard, I continued chewing my caramel marshmallow in slow motion, in part because it was sticking to my teeth (perhaps I should have taken a bite instead of eating it whole?) and in part because I hadn't a clue as to what to say.
“I couldn't help but notice your accent,” he went on. “So, what country are you from, anyway?”
What
country
was I from? I squinted in confusion.
“Your accent?” he continued. “I overheard you talking before. Wait, let me guess. Somewhere in Eastern Europe? Russia?”
Realizing the source of the misunderstanding, I finished swallowing the caramel
and was about to set the record straight when Molly blurted out, “This is Janna! She's an exchange student from Hungary!”
I faced Molly with a look of quiet panic. She returned my gaze with a ridiculously big smile and that damn twinkle in her eye that I'm powerless to resist.
“Hungary? That's so cool!” He was clearly impressed with my apparent heritage. “I'm Julian, by the way. And this is Spence.” He motioned to cute boy number two behind him.
I froze. I was at a crossroads and I had to choose a path. I could turn Molly's declaration into a joke and admit I'd never been east of the Rockies, or I could succumb to the message Molly was sending me telepathically (and with several strategically placed kicks under the table). And then in a split second, fueled by unfamiliar cute boy attention, adrenaline, and little else, it was done.
“Sank you,” I responded in my most authentic Hungarian accent, which, come to think of it, I'm not sure I've actually even heard before. “I like America veddy much,” I added for good measure.
Julian smiled. “I dig the accent,” he said. “Where do you girls go to school?”
I sank into my chair and let Molly do the talking, too shocked I was actually going along with the ruse to say a word. I felt slightly guilty about the whole thing, but there was no turning back. Molly was already in full flirtation mode with Spence, and, if I'm being completely honest, the fact that foreign intrigue had magically made me more appealing to at least one very cute member of the opposite sex prompted me to keep my mouth shut. By the time our bus pulled up five minutes later, cell phone digits had been exchanged and we'd planned to connect at a club Friday night.