Authors: Bruce Sterling
“The way I figure it,” said Pete, “they're writing down everything they can remember from the world outside.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. Kinda building up an intelligence dossier for their little starship regime, see? Because that's all they'll ever know, because the people who put them inside here aren't giving 'em any news. And they're sure as hell never gonna let 'em out.”
Katrinko leafed carefully through the stiff and brittle pages of the handmade book. The people here spoke only one language. It was no language Pete or Katrinko could even begin to recognize. “Then this is their history. Right?”
“It's their lives, kid. Their past lives, back when they were still real people, in the big real world outside. Transistor radios, and shoulder-launched rockets. Barbed-wire, pacification campaigns, ID cards. Camel caravans coming in over the border, with mortars and explosives. And very advanced Sphere mandarin bosses, who just don't have the time to put up with armed, Asian, tribal fanatics.”
Katrinko looked up. “That kinda sounds like
your
version of the outside world, Pete.”
Pete shrugged. “Hey, it's what happens.”
“You suppose these guys really believe they're inside a real starship?”
“I guess that depends on how much they learned from the guys who broke out of here with the picks and the ropes.”
Katrinko thought about it. “You know what's truly pathetic? The shabby illusion of all this. Some spook mandarin's crazy notion that ethnic separatists could be squeezed down tight, and spat out like watermelon seeds into interstellar space.⦠Man, what a
come-on
, what an enticement, what an empty promise!”
“I could sell that idea,” Pete said thoughtfully. “You know how
far away
the stars really are, kid? About
four hundred years
away, that's how far. You seriously want to get human beings to travel to another star, you gotta put human beings inside of a sealed can for four hundred solid years. But what are people supposed to do in there, all that time? The only thing they can do is quietly run a farm. Because that's what a starship is. It's a desert oasis.”
“So you want to try a dry-run starship experiment,” said Katrinko. “And in the meantime, you happen to have some handy religious fanatics in the backwoods of Asia, who are shooting your ass off. Guys who refuse to change their age-old lives, even though you are very, very high-tech.”
“Yep. That's about the size of it. Means, motive, and opportunity.”
“I get it. But I can't believe that somebody went through with that scheme in real life. I mean, rounding up an ethnic minority, and sticking them down in some godforsaken hole, just so you'll never have to think about them again. That's just impossible!”
“Did I ever tell you that my grandfather was a Seminole?” Pete said.
Katrinko shook her head. “What's that mean?”
“They were American tribal guys who ended up stuck in a swamp. The Florida Seminoles, they called 'em. Y'know, maybe they just
called
my grandfather a Seminole. He dressed really funny.⦠Maybe it just
sounded good
to call him a Seminole. Otherwise, he just would have been some strange, illiterate geezer.”
Katrinko's brow wrinkled. “Does it
matter
that your grandfather was a Seminole?”
“I used to think it did. That's where I got my skin colorâas if that matters, nowadays. I reckon it mattered plenty to my grandfather, though.⦠He was always stompin' and carryin' on about a lot of weird stuff we couldn't understand. His English was pretty bad. He was never around much when we needed him.”
“Pete.⦔ Katrinko sighed. “I think it's time we got out of this place.”
“How come?” Pete said, surprised. “We're safe up here. The locals are not gonna hurt us. They can't even see us. They can't touch us. Hell, they can't even
imagine
us. With our fantastic tactical advantages, we're just like gods to these people.”
“I know all that, man. They're like the ultimate dumb straight people. I don't like them very much. They're not much of a challenge to us. In fact, they kind of creep me out.”
“No way! They're fascinating. Those baggy clothes, the acoustic songs, all that menial labor.⦠These people got something that we modern people just don't have any more.”
“Huh?” Katrinko said. “Like
what
, exactly?”
“I dunno,” Pete admitted.
“Well, whatever it is, it can't be very important.” Katrinko sighed. “We got some serious challenges on the agenda, man. We gotta sidestep our way past all those angry robots outside, then head up that shaft, then hoof it back, four days through a freezing desert, with no haulbags. All the way back to the glider.”
“But Trink, there are two other starships in here that we didn't break into yet. Don't you want to see those guys?”
“What I'd like to see right now is a hot bath in a four-star hotel,” said Katrinko. “And some very big international headlines, maybe. All about
me
. That would be lovely.” She grinned.
“But what about the people?”
“Look, I'm not âpeople,'” Katrinko said calmly. “Maybe it's because I'm a neuter, Pete, but I can tell you're way off the subject. These people are none of our business. Our business now is to return to our glider in an operational condition, so that we can complete our assigned mission, and return to base with our data. Okay?”
“Well, let's break into just one more starship first.”
“We gotta move, Pete. We've lost our best equipment, and we're running low on body fat. This isn't something that we can kid about and live.”
“But we'll never come back here again. Somebody will, but it sure as heck won't be
us
. See, it's a Spider thing.”
Katrinko was weakening. “One more starship? Not both of 'em?”
“Just one more.”
“Okay, good deal.”
The hole they had cut through the starship's hull had been rapidly cemented by robots. It cost them two more cheesewires to cut themselves a new exit. Then Katrinko led point, up across the stony ceiling, and down the carbon column to the second ship. To avoid annoying the lurking robot guards, they moved with hypnotic slowness and excessive stealth. This made it a grueling trip.
This second ship had seen hard use. The hull was extensively scarred with great wads of cement, entombing many lengths of dried and knotted rope. Pete and Katrinko found a weak spot and cut their way in.
This starship was crowded. It was loud inside, and it smelled. The floors were crammed with hot and sticky little bazaars, where people sold handicrafts and liquor and food. Criminals were being punished by being publicly chained to posts and pelted with offal by passers-by. Big crowds of ragged men and tattooed women gathered around brutal cockfights, featuring spurred mutant chickens half the size of dogs. All the men carried knives.
The architecture here was more elaborate, all kinds of warrens, and courtyards, and damp, sticky alleys. After exploring four floors, Katrinko suddenly declared that she recognized their surroundings. According to Katrinko, they were a physical replica of sets from a popular Japanese interactive samurai epic. Apparently the starship's designers had needed some pre-industrial Asian village settings, and they hadn't wanted to take the expense and trouble to design them from scratch. So they had programmed their construction robots with pirated game designs.
This starship had once been lavishly equipped with at least three hundred armed video camera installations. Apparently, the mandarins had come to the stunning realization that the mere fact that they were recording crime didn't mean that they could control it. Their spy cameras were all dead now. Most had been vandalized. Some had gone down fighting. They were all inert and abandoned.
The rebellious locals had been very busy. After defeating the spy cameras, they had created a set of giant hullbreakers. These were siege engines, big crossbow torsion machines, made of hemp and wood and bamboo. The hullbreakers were starship community efforts, elaborately painted and ribboned, and presided over by tough, aggressive gang bosses with batons and big leather belts.
Pete and Katrinko watched a labor gang, hard at work on one of the hullbreakers. Women braided rope ladders from hair and vegetable fiber, while smiths forged pitons over choking, hazy charcoal fires. It was clear from the evidence that these restive locals had broken out of their starship jail at least twenty times. Every time they had been corralled back in by the relentless efforts of mindless machines. Now they were busily preparing yet another breakout.
“These guys sure have got initiative,” said Pete admiringly. “Let's do 'em a little favor, okay?”
“Yeah?”
“Here they are, taking all this trouble to hammer their way out. But we still have a bunch of caps. We got no more use for 'em, after we leave this place. So the way I figure it, we blow their wall out big-time, and let a whole bunch of 'em loose at once. Then you and I can escape real easy in the confusion.”
Katrinko loved this idea, but had to play devil's advocate. “You really think we ought to interfere like that? That kind of shows our hand, doesn't it?”
“Nobody's watching any more,” said Pete. “Some technocrat figured this for a big lab experiment. But they wrote these people off, or maybe they lost their anthropology grant. These people are totally forgotten. Let's give the poor bastards a show.”
Pete and Katrinko planted their explosives, took cover on the ceiling, and cheerfully watched the wall blow out.
A violent gust of air came through as pressures equalized, carrying a hemorrhage of dust and leaves into interstellar space. The locals were totally astounded by the explosion, but when the repair robots showed up, they soon recovered their morale. A terrific battle broke out, a general vengeful frenzy of crab-bashing and sponge-skewering. Women and children tussled with the keets and bibbets. Soldiers in leather cuirasses fought with the bigger machines, deploying pikes, crossbow quarrels, and big robot-mashing mauls.
The robots were profoundly stupid, but they were indifferent to their casualties, and entirely relentless.
The locals made the most of their window of opportunity. They loaded a massive harpoon into a torsion catapult, and fired it into space. Their target was the neighboring starship, the third and last of them.
The barbed spear bounded off the hull. So they reeled it back in on a monster bamboo hand-reel, cursing and shouting like maniacs.
The starship's entire population poured into the fight. The walls and bulkheads shook with the tramp of their angry feet. The outnumbered robots fell back. Pete and Katrinko seized this golden opportunity to slip out the hole. They climbed swiftly up the hull, and out of reach of the combat.
The locals fired their big harpoon again. This time the barbed tip struck true, and it stuck there quivering.
Then a little kid was heaved into place, half-naked, with a hammer and screws, and a rope threaded through his belt. He had a crown of dripping candles set upon his head.
Katrinko glanced back, and stopped dead.
Pete urged her on, then stopped as well.
The child began reeling himself industriously along the trembling harpoon line, trailing a bigger rope. An airborne machine came to menace him. It fell back twitching, pestered by a nasty scattering of crossbow bolts.
Pete found himself mesmerized. He hadn't felt the desperation of the circumstances, until he saw this brave little boy ready to fall to his death. Pete had seen many climbers who took risks because they were crazy. He'd seen professional climbers, such as himself, who played games with risk as masters of applied technique. He'd never witnessed climbing as an act of raw, desperate sacrifice.
The heroic child arrived on the grainy hull of the alien ship, and began banging his pitons in a hammer-swinging frenzy. His crown of candles shook and flickered with his efforts. The boy could barely see. He had slung himself out into stygian darkness to fall to his doom.
Pete climbed up to Katrinko and quickly linked in on cable. “We gotta leave now, kid. It's now or never.”
“Not yet,” Katrinko said. “I'm taping all this.”
“It's our big chance.”
“We'll go later.” Katrinko watched a flying vacuum cleaner batting by, to swat cruelly at the kid's legs. She turned her masked head to Pete and her whole body stiffened with rage. “You got a cheesewire left?”
“I got three.”
“Gimme. I gotta go help him.”
Katrinko unplugged, slicked down the starship's wall in a daring controlled slide, and hit the stretched rope. To Pete's complete astonishment, Katrinko lit there in a crouch, caught herself atop the vibrating line, and simply ran for it. She ran along the humming tightrope in a thrumming blur, stunning the locals so thoroughly that they were barely able to fire their crossbows.
Flying quarrels whizzed past and around her, nearly skewering the terrified child at the far end of the rope. Then Katrinko leapt and bounded into space, her gloves and cleats outspread. She simply vanished.
It was a champion's gambit if Pete had ever seen one. It was a legendary move.
Pete could manage well enough on a tightrope. He had experience, excellent balance, and physical acumen. He was, after all, a professional. He could walk a rope if he was put to the job.
But not in full climbing gear, with cleats. And not on a slack, hand-braided, homemade rope. Not when the rope was very poorly anchored by a homemade pig-iron harpoon. Not when he outweighed Katrinko by twenty kilos. Not in the middle of a flying circus of airborne robots. And not in a cloud of arrows.
Pete was simply not that crazy any more. Instead, he would have to follow Katrinko the sensible way. He would have to climb the starship, traverse the ceiling, and climb down to the third starship onto the far side. A hard three hours' work at the very bestâfour hours, with any modicum of safety.