Read As She Left It Online

Authors: Catriona McPherson

Tags: #soft boiled, #Mystery Fiction, #women sleuth, #Mystery, #British traditional, #soft-boiled, #British, #Fiction, #Amateur Sleuth

As She Left It (10 page)

“I don’t think so,” Opal said, noticing over his shoulder that one of the Joshi boys—not Doolal, one of the younger ones she hadn’t sorted out again yet—was standing watching. She relaxed and went as far as to lean against the door jamb. “I can’t think what it is, anyway.”

The little man frowned and looked down at a piece of paper in his hand. As he moved his head, more of the red dust flew out of his hair.

“The driver’s note says next door,” he said. “And the other side’s empty.”

“Oh God, yes!” said Opal. All the puzzling over Zula had driven it clean out of her brain. “God, sorry. Your shopping. Mr. … Gibson, was it? I’ve got it right here.” Vik or Advay or whoever it was nodded slightly and turned away. “I’m Opal, by the way. Pleased to meet you.” He stuck out his hand again and shook hers up and down like before, like someone at a slot machine.

“Hiya,” he said again.

“I hope you don’t think I was being nosy, but I just split it up a bit and put the cold stuff away. This weather, you know?” She was calling over her shoulder, hopping like a bird around the kitchen, shoving the three bagfuls back together. She brought them to him, then remembered the chips and went back again. He smiled as she handed over the newspaper parcel.

“Thanks,” he said. “It won’t happen again.”

“I don’t mind,” Opal said, thinking that anyone who cried as much as this man, all alone in his house at night, could do with a friend. She looked closely at him to see if his eyes were red or his nose swollen, now that she knew who he was, but the bags under his eyes might have been from tiredness or age. Or from that red dust he had all over him. “In fact, you know, you can enter up to nine alternative delivery addresses. You don’t have to do it on the nod. The next driver might be a stickler, or what have you.”

“Nine?” said the man, his eyebrows shooting upwards, turning his forehead to corduroy and showing white crows feet at the corners of his eyes where the dust had missed. He looked over his shoulder. “We’ve only got seven neighbors.”

Opal laughed. “And the students don’t count,” she said. “Even when they’re here. They’d eat the lot and deny it! But Mrs. Pickess over there’s always in. And Denn—”

He nodded but he wasn’t smiling, and he was stepping away from her.

“Thanks,” he lobbed at her, which shut her up. She was only trying to help. He went inside No. 4 and closed the door firmly. Opal was still standing there, hands on her hips, face blank, when Vonnie Pickess pushed aside her fly curtain and peered out.

“Did I just hear my name?” she called.

Opal managed not to groan. She’d had a good run, going in and out the back and washing her front windows
after
she’d seen Mrs. Pickess going for a bus, but she’d have to face it sometime.

“Hiya, Mrs. P.,” she said. “The new neighbor was just wondering about who could take in deliveries.”

“I wouldn’t want to push myself forward,” said Mrs. Pickess. “I’ve tried to be friendly already and got my nose bitten off for me. Never even got his name out of him.” Opal shifted her weight from side to side; Mrs. Pickess was speaking very loud, probably hoping her voice would carry in and he’d come out with some letters of introduction. Then she lowered it. “What is it? What’s he called, Mr. Hoity-toity?”

Opal opened her mouth to tell her but then closed it again. He hadn’t said, had he? She’d said hers and he’d just said hello. That was a bit funny.

“I didn’t catch it,” Opal said. But something else had snagged Mrs. Pickess’s attention now.

“What did you use on these blessed windows?” she said. “Look at the state of that.”

“First pass,” said Opal. She had used washing up liquid and dried them with a towel.

“A home can tell between a broom and a cat’s lick,” Mrs. Pickess said. Opal thought she couldn’t have sounded more like a witch if she’d tried, never mind what did that even mean? “My mother,” Mrs. Pickess continued, “used nothing but vinegar and newspaper, cleaned her step every day with a nub of— What’s that?” She was bent over looking down at Opal’s step, which had probably once been as red and shining as Mrs. Pickess’s and her mother’s before her, but which had been bare grey in the middle and faded orange at the edges as long as Opal could remember. “What have you been putting on here, Opal?” She crouched down and dabbed a finger into the film of crumbly red dust the neighbor man had shaken off himself, standing there.

Opal bent down too. Mrs. Pickess was staring at her finger as if there were bugs crawling on it, but Opal brought a pinch of it up to her nose and breathed in the scent she hadn’t noticed when the little man had been standing there.

“It’s sawdust,” she said, thinking again about the garden-centre carvings.

“Well, it wants sweeping,” said Mrs. Pickess. “This int a butchers. You get that swept up and I’ll do over your windows.”

“Tomorrow,” said Opal, firmly. She wanted to speak to Mrs. Pickess—of course she did, living right next door to where Craig had gone missing and always watching—but not tonight. “It’s my day off. Come over and have a coffee then.” Mrs. Pickess’s eyes flashed with sudden fire at the thought of getting a good look inside Opal’s house and not having to content herself with what she could pick out through the window, so she trotted back over the road without protesting.

Opal went to close up her ice cube compartment and her fridge—left hanging open and whirring away in the hot kitchen—and from next door she heard the unmistakable grating pop of someone stabbing the film on a tray of food for the microwave. Lasagne. Then she listened again at the sound of gulps and a rough, sawdusty sob that turned into a cough.
Lasagne and bitter tears
, she thought.
Why in the name of God did he move here?

THIRTEEN

A
FULL-TIME PICKING SHIFT
for dot com was six to two, which was terrible for buses on a Saturday morning—Opal thought about getting a bike, maybe even a mountain bike to startle an explanation out of Zula Joshi—but ideal for working on quests in the afternoons. Saturday afternoon saw her back at Billy and Tony’s—Walrus Antiques, it was called—waiting for a break in the customers so she could pick brains. She sat in the chair where Billy’d had had his sulk and she pretended to read her magazine, but no makeup tips or keep-your-man quiz in the world could compete with the problems pressing down on the lives of the other half: a cleaner who couldn’t be trusted with crystal droplets, twins who would have to be kept away from satinwood, a kitchen in a cellar with a turn in the stairs that no chapel pew could get round even if you greased it with butter. Tony gave up explaining how to measure the cubic space of the tightest corner and went through the back to saw down a piece of doweling for them to take away. Meantime, one of the other couples had fallen out over a print of some sheep in a gold oval and left, so Billy turned to Opal with rolling eyes and asked if she’d slept well. He gave her a good look up and down, like you’d expect someone in cuff links and brogues to give to someone in leggings and flip-flops, but he was smiling.

“Excuse me,” said a tall thin woman with those brutal rectangular glasses. “We were first.” Her partner, Opal decided as she looked at him, had been hounded into the same specs and a haircut that looked like a mop spread out to dry on his head. He seemed as unhappy about it as he was about the set of six dining chairs his wife was standing guard over with her arms folded and her chin high.

“Madam?” said Billy, and Opal raised her mag to hide her face. The preamble “Well, aren’t you a right little—” hung in the air.

“What’s your best price?” the woman said.

“Yes, they are beautiful, aren’t they?” Billy said. “Arts and crafts, eighteen nineties.”

“They need reupholstered,” she countered.

“The tapestry
is
original.”

“The stuffing’s coming out.”

“Some attention wouldn’t go amiss.”

The male part of the pair chipped in: “They’re bloody uncomfortable, Ash.”

“Posture,” said his wife.

“Piles?” said Billy. Opal snorted. “I do beg your pardon. Hemorrhoids, I should say.”

“And they won’t go with the table,” the man threw in.

“Well they’ll juxtapose, of course.”

“Right,” said Billy. “That’s it. You’ve said the J word. Thanks for stopping by.”

“What?” said the woman. “Is that a joke?”

“Seriously,” Billy said. “We don’t do juxtaposition here. We do matching, fitting, nearly fitting, toning, and clashing. Take your pick. What kind of table is it you have, anyway?”

“Ikea,” said the man.

His wife hissed like a cat. “Modernist,” she said, but the fight had gone out of her. They took a card from the till and left.

“Poor bugger,” said Opal when they had gone.

“Who me?” said Billy. “I know. What I have to put up with.”

“No, him,” Opal said. “You don’t have to put up with
her
.”

“I have to put up with you, though. What is it now?”

“I worked it out,” Opal said.

“Congratulations. Have you come back for a table with four piano legs? Chaise longue with some wardrobe doors?”

“At least you’re laughing,” said Opal. Tony ushered the couple, their diagram, and their length of dowelling back through the shop and out of the door.

“It took Billy all night, a curry, and a crate of stout to see it,” Tony said. He hung his little hacksaw from one of the loops on his overalls and wiped the dust off his hands with a red bandana. “Are you sure they weren’t going to buy those chairs, Billy-boy? I heard you at that poor cow.”

“Best price!” Billy huffed.

“I’ve told you before, we’re not an adoption agency,” Tony said, sinking down onto one of the arts and crafts chairs and pulling another forward to prop his feet on. “Make us a cup of tea,” he added. “Ooh, that fellow was right, you know. They are a bit hard on the old bumbeleary. Maybe we should sell them in twos as hall chairs. I’ll take four out the back and stash them.”

“Can I just ask?” Opal said, not sure whether to be offended that they so obviously didn’t think she was a customer or flattered they had given up the shopkeeper pose and funny voices they had used when the real customers were here.

“Sorry, love,” Tony said. “What are you after today?”

“Where did you get the bed?”

“No good, flower, we phoned,” said Billy. “They haven’t got the other halves. Don’t think it didn’t occur. Oh, we weren’t above that lark at one time, were we Tone?”

“What lark?” said Opal.

“Remember those poxy antique fairs?” said Billy. Tony was carrying a pair of chairs, one upside-down on the other like a Jack in playing cards, and Billy leaned after him, shouting, laughing again. “Tony? Remember? We used to take two stands instead of one—a table or a grotty little stall in a community centre and we’d each take a pile of separate stuff, only I’d take one of a pair of vases and Tony would take the other. I’d put mine in a box with a load of crap, stick a fiver on it, and Tony’d have his front and centre, fifty quid. You wouldn’t believe the bidding that went on. Three hundred for Italian majolica sometimes. And as soon as whoever had left the room we’d each take out another one and start again.”

“Should you be telling people that?” said Opal.

“What people?” Billy said, looking around. “Oh, you mean
you
! Well, it was a long time ago now.”

“When times were hard and friends were few,” said Tony coming back with three mugs of tea. “That’s not what this auction was up to, anyway. They had a laugh at us, but they haven’t a clue where the other pieces are.”

“Did they try to track them down?” Opal said.

“Track them … ?” said Billy.

“I want to try to find them. So—thanks for the tea, by the way—can you tell me what auction place it was?”

“Find them how?” said Tony.

“I don’t know,” Opal said. “I’ve never done it before.” Which made both of them laugh at her. “But I’ll tell you this: if I do it, I’ll split them with you. You get one bed and I get the other.”

Billy and Tony shared a look, eyebrows high and lips pursed, sizing up the deal.

“You’re on,” Tony said. “In return for telling you where the two halves came from—”

“And buying the other two halves when I find them,” Opal broke in. “If they’re for sale. I don’t have that kind of cash.”

“Cheeky!” said Billy. “Oh, fair enough, go on then. You find the bits and we’ll stump up. It was Claypole’s at Northallerton.”

“Aw, great,” said Opal. “How am I going to get all the way up there? You’re not going back for any reason anytime soon, are you?”

“Forget it,” Billy said. “I took enough of a slagging for that bid. I’m not going back up there with my bloodhound and magnifying glass like—”

“Miss Marple,” offered Tony, smirking. “So which bed do we get anyway, love? If you find them. Are you particular?”

“You get the headboard we’ve got already and the new footboard,” Opal said. “I keep the foot and take the new head. And the side bits and the spring. And the mattress.”

“Which was which again?” Tony said. “I can’t remember.”

“Oh, let it unfold,” said Billy. “Chances are it’ll never—no offense.”

“None taken,” said Opal and finished her tea. The door dinged and another couple in retro clothes and ugly haircuts come in.

“We’re looking for a pair of chairs to stand either side of a coat stand in our front hall,” the woman said, and Billy stood to help them.

FOURTEEN

S
HE SHOULD HAVE GONE
straight home and waited for Mrs. Pickess. Of course she should. For one, it was rude not to be there good and early; for another, Craig Southgate was the most important thing she had to do. He was
now
—or not too long ago, anyway—and the little bed girl was in antique times for all Opal could tell from the brittle yellow paper and the loopy writing. But the problem was that if Zula Joshi really did know more than she should about what day Craig went missing and if Mrs. Pickess remembered something useful, Opal would have to tell someone. And then it would be the police and the papers and wondering for the rest of her life if she’d done the right thing. So she stopped at the bottom of Mote Street and knocked on Fishbo’s door before Mrs. Pickess could see her.

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