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Authors: Kenneth Roberts

Arundel (29 page)

“To hell with ’em, so far as I know,” I said, “barring Colonel Arnold.”

“Quite right! Quite right!” Burr said. “He keeps slipping my mind, what with the flux of Massachuser colonels! I except Colonel Arnold with pleasure; but since you wish to be specific, I’ll put another in his place—and a general.”

“A general? One of our generals?”

“Yes, sir,” Burr said, steadying himself against the table, “a general! Imposing manner—noble face—but one of the greatest windbags, sir, ever blown up! A stuffed weskit, sir: nothing but a stuffed weskit!”

While I puzzled over this injudicious speech he shouted for the landlord, who came running in with two baskets, one filled with chickens and ham and new-killed lamb and a goose, and the other with Spanish wine. “For a little dinner to-night,” Burr said, winking slyly at me, “with my friend Matt Ogden and some Cambridge young ladies whose mothers don’t know they drink. We’ll have one of the bottles and be off.”

He told me about his health, which was not good, he said, inasmuch as his digestion was bad, so that he could eat only the finest and most delicate foods. I never knew a man so proud of a weak stomach, or so desirous of discussing it. He looked as slender and pale as though he seldom ate anything more substantial than chicken wings; but the two of us were only half an hour in wrecking a leg of lamb and two bottles of Spanish wine. That done, we got ourselves into a light wagon with the hampers. Burr cracked his whip smartly and we went off across the Lynn marshes in the rosy light of dawn, skirting slow-moving provision wagons and shouting greetings to travelers already on their way to join the army or visit friends in it, or match their wits against its seasoned traders.

With his tongue well loosened by his final bottle of wine, Burr dropped the subject of his delicate stomach and spoke largely of the Pennsylvania troops, whom he called a mongrel breed, and the Rhode Island troops, who were, he said, the meanest human beings ever spawned, and the Connecticut troops, whom he regarded as eaten up with hatred and spleen. He waxed eloquent concerning officers and men from Massachusetts, holding them to be braggarts and bigots, unbearably democratic and thoroughly unreliable; while the Virginians, in his opinion, were imitation cavaliers, and poor imitations to boot.

He had even more to say about the young men of Harvard College, a lot of loose-living, rum-guzzling rakes with an offensive and unfounded air of superiority; whereas the young gentlemen of the college which he had attended, at Princeton in New Jersey, were vastly superior persons, both aristocratic and democratic at the same time, as well as brave and learned, with only the natural instincts of gentlemen for wine and the companionship of the fair sex.

It further developed he had a strong dislike for General Washington, though he admitted there were few to share this opinion with him. Nevertheless he held to it that General Washington was a stuffed weskit.

I thought to myself it would not take him long to discover that the Maine troops, including myself, were somehow distressing, so there would be nobody in the world but himself and his friends from Princeton with whom he could be pleased. Yet he seemed sensitive, and I feared to speak my thoughts lest he burst into tears on my hands.

The gelding whirled us through the single long street of Malden and the rummy odors of Medford. When we had crossed the Mystic marshes and come into Cambridge the breakfast fires of the army were sending out a haze of smoke; and sharp odors of burning pine and coffee and roasting ham brought the water to our mouths. Burr dropped me at the beginning of the tents, so I could look for our Arundel men. He leaned down to shake hands. “We’re sick of this stale and dreary life, Sam and Matthias and the rest of us. If you know about this business of Colonel Arnold’s, give us a hint.”

“I know nothing,” I said, “but if you go along with him you’ll find little that’s stale and dreary about it.”

Burr saluted me with his whip, cracked it over the gelding so that it sounded like a pistol shot, and went racketing down between the tents as though off in a hurry for Colonel Arnold’s headquarters, which he may indeed have been.

This camp of ours was a strange sight, like a county fair, or a mass of Indian towns stretched out on either side of the road. Here and there were proper tents and marquees; but for the most part the men were housed in huts manufactured from sailcloth or from boards, or from boards and sailcloth put together, or from anything available. There were huts of sods, and huts of stone, huts of brick and of brush fastened together with laths. Three tents were made from the wicker casings of rum bottles; and near by were others built of willow withes in the manner of a basket, the doors and windows neatly wrought in the same material. Straw was used for the lower sections of some: likewise hay; and one was made from the joined halves of molasses barrels, still fragrant.

The soldiery, too, had a peculiar look of being masqueraders at a rout. A few boasted ancient blue militia uniforms, but more wore canvas smocks, or leather hunting frocks, or hickory shirts with the sleeves lopped off.

Seeing a gaunt man crouched over a fire, stirring strips of bacon in a pan with one hand and waving a swarm of flies from his head with the other, I asked him whether he knew the whereabouts of men from near York in Maine.

“Brother,” he said coldly, “they’re around these tents too much o’nights, looking for anything stealable. If you’re going to join up with ’em, keep away from these tents unless you want to be buried alive in our latrine.”

“You’re not from Maine, then?”

“Brother,” he said, removing his bacon from the fire, “if I was one of those mean Mainers I’d be ashamed to show myself in public. I come from Connecticut, Brother, where we eat civilized and act civilized and talk civilized.” He held a strip of bacon above his head and dropped it into his mouth.

“Well, sir,” I said, “I’ve just arrived, and I’m unaware of these things. Till now I’d always heard you Connecticutters hated everyone else, and sold clay coffee beans for a living. I’m glad to hear you’re growing civilized.”

When I started off, he called after me, his mouth full of bacon: “How’ll you trade for that musket, Maine?”

I shouted back I couldn’t for fear of being paid with wooden nutmegs, and at this he bellowed that I’d find my friends in Colonel Scammen’s regiment, three streets down and two streets over, and to sew up my pockets before I went there.

I found them comfortable in tents made of boards and sailcloth; and when Jethro Fish, looking up from mending a pair of shoes, bawled that here was Steven Nason come from Arundel, the Arundel men came out of their tents and away from their morning chores as though an Arundel man were as rare a sight as the great Cham of Tartary.

First they satisfied their curiosity as to how their corn was looking and whether the pollocks had been running and was there plenty of seaweed for fertilizer and how their children and wives were doing and whether anybody else was going to join the army and when money would be raised for the purchase of uniforms. Then they began to acquaint me with their own troubles; for our Arundel people are disgruntled, whatever their condition. I truly believe that if ever our Arundel men become angels in heaven, they will complain that the clouds are over-lumpy for sitting purposes, and that the golden harps are too small for good harping and out of tune to boot.

One thing that irked them was the need of serving under officers they had not elected themselves, so that they were unable to consult with them and advise them as they might otherwise have done. We New Englanders like to choose our own leaders; and I know that in past wars many Maine men wouldn’t fight unless they could name their commanders.

“Why, hell, Steven,” said young Pierce Murphy from Cleaves’s Cove, “this Colonel Scammen, he’s a good enough soldier, I guess, but I don’t know him and I can’t go up to him and call him Charley and tell him he’s
got
to let me go home for a couple of weeks, same’s I could if
you
was colonel, or Jesse Dorman, or somebody I
know!”

“Yes,” growled Noah Cluff, “and not knowing ’em, you got to salute ’em. Hell, I’ve saluted so many of these dod-rotted colonels since George the First took holt that my trigger finger’s all stiffened up!”

“George the First?”

“Washington,” Nathaniel Lord explained.

“What’s the matter with him?”

“Oh, hell; nothing!” Sile Abbott said. “For a Virginian, he’s pretty good.”

“He’d be good, even if he was a Connecticutter,” said Murphy. “General Ward, he commanded before Washington. You never saw old Artemas Ward out on the lines all day, the way Washington is. Ward kept himself planted in a chair so tight that if Washington hadn’t come along he’d have sprouted. Washington don’t pay attention to cannon balls, any more’n he would to mosquitoes. Only thing wrong with him, he’s a crazy fool about saluting. What I say is, if you know an officer, it don’t do no good to salute him. If you don’t know him, what’s the use?”

“Anyway, he’s got the British bottled up so’s they can’t move,” said Dorman proudly. “He runs a couple thousand of us up on a hill around dusk, and by daylight we got a new fort dug.”

“Those lousy British take a month to dig what we dig in a night,” Noah Cluff said.

“They can’t get no food nor nothing,” Nathaniel Lord told me.

“Yes,” said Abbott, “and there ain’t anything for us to do except watch to see those damned Connecticutters don’t steal the locks off our guns! I’m sick of hanging around here digging forts and saluting! I want to go home!”

“Who don’t?” growled one of the Burbank boys.

James Dunn’s face rose impressively behind his fellow troopers. “If we’re not going to march, I’d ruther work in a shipyard. People in shipyards ain’t as mean as soldiers.”

“By gravy!” Murphy said, “that ain’t far wrong! I don’t know how they got so many downright mean men in this army! The Rhode Islanders ain’t a damn bit better than the Connecticutters; and there ain’t
nuthin
meaner’n a New Yorker.”

“Except a Pennsylvanian,” Cluff observed dryly. “If the British don’t come out, I’d just as lief fight the Pennsylvanians.”

“I was directed here,” I said, “by a soldier who complained Maine men would steal anything.”

My neighbors looked baffled.

“We borrowed a barrel of cider from the Rhode Islanders a couple nights ago,” Abbott admitted.

“It wasn’t a Rhode Islander. It was a Connecticutter.”

A contemptuous growl greeted this information. “We caught three Connecticutters trying to steal our extra stockings last week,” Jesse Dorman complained. “They’d cut the buttons right off your pants if you didn’t watch ’em!”

Our conversation was interrupted by a rasping shout of: “Don’t you ever salute officers?” It came from a red-faced man in a blue militia coat, with a yellow band on his sleeve. He hated us: no doubt of that.

“This is a deliberate insult,” he said loudly. “After all the orders issued concerning saluting, you turn your backs on me! It’s intolerable!”

He was rewarded by vacant stares and a thick silence.

“I demand an answer!” he roared, looking blue around the gills.

“Sir,” Jesse Dorman said plaintively, “we didn’t see you!”

“That’s no excuse! A soldier’s expected to see what’s going on around him. You’d be in a fine pickle if you didn’t see the British sneaking up on you some night!”

“Colonel,” said Noah Cluff, “our backs was to you.”

“Well,” the officer said, “they ain’t now! You see me now, don’t you!” He stared at me, prodding a fat forefinger toward my chest. “Why don’t you salute?”

“Sir,” I said, “I’m not in the army. I don’t know how to salute.”

A shrill whisper came from somewhere behind me. I recognized Asa Hutchins’s voice. “Kiss him, then!” it said.

The colonel, purple as a huckleberry, peered furiously at the line of expressionless faces, but seemed to find them little to his liking. Muttering something about “whooping, holloing gentlemen soldiers,” he took himself down the street, and I, misliking the appearance of his back, set off in the opposite direction.

Desiring no trouble, I touched my hat to everyone I passed and so arrived without incident at the common, where I was shown the square house in which General Washington had his headquarters.

My all-night journey had made my eyes sticky, so after washing down a pork pie with two quarts of beer at the Laughing Dog Tavern, touching my hat to every man who bore a military air and several who did not, I went into a hay field, put my arms around my musket and pack, so no Connecticutter or Rhode Islander could steal them from me, and slept four hours.

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