Read Arrest-Proof Yourself Online

Authors: Dale C. Carson,Wes Denham

Tags: #Political Freedom & Security, #Law Enforcement, #General, #Arrest, #Political Science, #Self-Help, #Law, #Practical Guides, #Detention of persons

Arrest-Proof Yourself (63 page)

SO WHATCHA GONNA DO?

Chapter 18 - TO AVOID THE TRAGIC, USE WORDS THAT ARE MAGIC

THE QUIZ BEGINS

THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THE COPS?

“WHY ARE YOU HIDING?”

PEEPING AT WOMEN

ABOUT SHUTTING UP

WHAT TO DO WHEN THE STUFF HITS THE FAN

WHAT TO SAY IF YOU’RE GUILTY?

MUM’S THE RULE WHEN YOU’RE IN SCHOOL

DO AS THE COPS DO

PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE

Chapter 19 - STREET CREDS ARE TOPS FOR DEALING WITH COPS

HOW TO USE CREDS DURING A POLICE STOP

WHAT CREDS DO

FILLING IN THE INFORMATION

ABOUT LISTING AN ATTORNEY

ABOUT YOUR FRIEND ON THE POLICE FORCE

ABOUT THE MAGIC PHRASE

Chapter 20 - THERE AIN’T NO HOPE WHEN YOU CARRY DOPE

PRESCRIPTION DRUGS AND KIDDIE NARCOTICS

Chapter 21 - EMERGENCY PROCEDURES

ASK FOR A NOTICE TO APPEAR

WAKE UP. DRESS UP. SHOW UP.

CRY—TRAGICALLY, COPIOUSLY!

BARF, PEE, POOP

POLICE BRUTALITY

Chapter 22 - WHEN GIRLS TELL A TALE THAT SENDS YOU TO JAIL

JAIL BAIT

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

GET THE LICENSE—FAST!

SMACK YOUR WOMAN AND YOU’LL DO A STRETCH

DON’T TALK, WALK !

PART III - ARREST PROOFING IN YOUR CAR

Chapter 23 - CITIZEN INSPECTION? REVENUE COLLECTION? OR DRIVER PROTECTION?

DOLLARS FOR CITIES AND ROACH SPRAY FOR CROOKS

YOUR CAR AS A FREAKING EASTER EGG

THE UNIFORM ARREST CODE

“YOUR PAPERS, PLEASE”: THE CITIZEN INSPECTION SYSTEM

ABOUT THAT PAPERWORK

SUSPENDED LICENSES

TRAFFIC COURT

OUTSTANDING WARRANTS

Chapter 24 - MIRROR, MIRROR IN THE CAR, WILL THE COPS STAY NEAR OR FAR?

A PRAYER FOR POLICE

AREN’T YOU TELLING ME TO ACT AND DRIVE LIKE WHITE-BREAD AMERICA?

Chapter 25 - STAYING FREE DURING A TRAFFIC STOP MEANS THE GUY WHO LOSES IS THE COP

THE ROUTINE TRAFFIC STOP

SIGN THAT TICKET OR YOU’LL REGRET IT

THE FELONY STOP

Chapter 26 - TO BE SEARCHED OR NOT TO BE SEARCHED? THAT IS THE QUESTION!

ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY?

THE FAMOUS TRICK QUESTIONS

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SAY NO

WHEN YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SAY NO

WHAT TO DO DURING A SEARCH

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED

WHY YOU SHOULD RESIST SEARCHES

Chapter 27 - TIPS THAT NEVER FAIL TO KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL

FORGET THE RADAR DETECTOR. YOUR CAR’S THE REFLECTOR!

BIKES, YIKES!

Chapter 28 - CAR CREDS ARE THE KEY TO KEEP YOU FREE

Chapter 29 - DON’T GET IN A LURCH. DO A SEARCH!

YOU FOUND SOMETHING. NOW WHAT?

Chapter 30 - YOU CAN TELL COPS “TOODLE-OO” WHEN YOU SQUIRT THE YELLOW GOO

ABOUT CARS FOR TEENAGERS

NOW WE’RE DONE

PART IV - AIDS TO LEARNING

THE GOLDEN RULES

THE MAGIC WORDS

RESPECTFUL WAYS TO REFUSE ANSWERING QUESTIONS

INDEX

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