Authors: Patricia Wentworth
“I don't mean that. What's she like? You know how some people areâif anyone comes a cropper, they just wipe 'em off the map. Is she that sort?”
“My dear chap, I don't know her; I've only seen her. She's pretty, she's smart, she's prosperous. She has an adoring husband and a fat, thumping babyâa boy. So she's inordinately proud of herself. She told me so.”
“'M,” said John. “Look here, I want to meet her.”
“She wants to meet you. She told me that too. I can write and say you've been in, and that there are one or two family matters you'd like to discuss with her.”
John nodded.
“I don't know any of them. It's a bad handicap. I don't know who their friends are, or who'd be likely to know anything. That's where I want help.” He spoke in a reflective undertone. “Yes, that's where I want help. Would Mr. Carruthers know?”
“He might. I'll ask him. He's by way of taking a holiday, but he hasn't gone away. I shall be seeing him to-morrow. I'll ask him about the whole thing. But I expect he'll say that you'd do better to leave it alone.”
“I'll leave it alone when I've found Anne Waveney. She mayn't be in need of finding, in which case everyone curses me for butting in. Little things like that don't worry meâI rather like scrapping. You go ahead and get me some introductions to people who may know where she is. If they're friends of the family, it's quite natural that I should want to know them. I'll do the rest.” He drummed on the window-pane and hummed:
“Cassidy was a gentleman,
Cassidy said to me,
âDon't you go in with Jimmy McBride,
Nor yet with Tim Magee.
You come in on a ground-floor, rock-bottomed, stone-cold cert with me.'”
CHAPTER IV
The Vicarage lay on the village side of Waveney. John drove up a sweep that had ceased to be gravelled; there was moss on it, and there were weeds. The enormous garden looked frightfully neglected; but the apple-blossom was coming out, and there were daffodils under the trees.
He rang the bell, and was aware of a scurry in the hall, fierce whispering, and rapidly retreating footsteps. Presently he rang again. This time nothing happened at all. He watched the sunshine on the daffodils with resignation, and presently pulled the bell for the third time. As its loud ringing died away, there was a small patter of feet. The opening door disclosed a little angelic person with flaxen hair, forget-me-not eyes, and smudged pink face. It looked at John, and nothing happened. John was moved to speech.
“Hullo! Is Mrs. Thompsonâis your mother at home?”
The little girl nodded. Her eyes never left John's face.
“Can I see her?”
“Iâdon'tâknow.” The words dropped slowly; the blue gaze persisted.
“I'd like to if I can. Will you go and ask her if she'll see me?”
He produced a card, pressed it into the plump, grubby hand, and waited. After a moment a door opened and shut, and a little lady came flying along the passage.
“Oh, Sir John, I'm so sorryâyou've had to waitâI was in the garden.
Do
come in. I'm so very sorry.”
She ran in front of him into a large bleak room, where each piece of furniture seemed to be a very long way from the next.
“So kind of you!” she fluttered. “So dreadful to keep you waitingâyour first visit! And now, where will you sit?”
John took the nearest chairânone of the chairs were very nearâand found himself at some distance from his hostess. She was a small person with a high, hard colour and a good many hairpins stuck at odd angles into the heavy knot of fair hair which rather overweighted her little head. Once upon a time she must have been exceedingly pretty. Her eyes were still very brightly blue, but the face from which they looked was terribly lined.
John had told himself all the way down that it was no more than his duty to call on the Thompsons. It had seemed a pretty good idea. He would call on them, do his duty, and gather information, “all under one” as his old nurse used to say. Now, struggling through the polite preliminaries, he began to wonder why he had come. Mrs. Thompson fluttered. How on earth did one talk to a woman who fluttered? And he was probably disturbing her just when she most particularly didn't want to be disturbed; she had the air of a person who is always doing something very important at the highest possible rate of speed, and she would go on talking about his having been kept waiting. He made a determined effort, and stemmed the flow of apology.
“It doesn't matter in the least. It's very kind of you to see me. I'm such an absolute stranger, and I thoughtâ”
The door was banged open abruptly. John had an impression of flaming red hair, a turned-up nose, freckles, and enormously large hands. Then there was an exclamation of “Bother!” and the door was shut again with a bang.
“Oh, Cyril!” protested Mrs. Thompson.
John repeated his last words firmly:
“I'm such an absolute stranger, and I shall be most grateful to anyone who will make me feel a little less strangeâtell me something about the place and the people, you know.”
“Oh,
yes
,” said Mrs. Thompson.
The door opened again. A long, ramshackle girl came half-way in and stood twisting the handle. She wore a desperate frown. The outgrown sleeves of a faded grey jumper showed some six inches of a bony wrist and arm.
“What is it, Delia?”
Delia went on twisting the handle. She had a high, bony nose, red and wind-bitten. She spoke through it now.
“The Clothing Club accountsâMrs. Anderson's sent Annie, and she says that if she can't have them at once, she can't possibly do them before Saturday.” She finished with a sniff.
“Oh, my dear child, how inconvenient andâThis is my eldest girl, Delia, Sir John. Delia, pet, let go of the handle and come and say âHow d'you do?' Andâdear me, let me seeâyes, the accounts are in the left-hand corner of the third long drawer of my bureauâor if it isn't the third drawer, it's the secondâand it's the blue book with the torn label and âLibrary Account' crossed out.”
Delia drifted from the room. Mrs. Thompson turned again to her guest.
“Ah,
yes
,” she saidâ“yes, of courseâit must all feel very strange to you. But anything I can doâIt's very nice indeed to have you taking so much interest, and I hope we shall all get to know you quite soon. Now, there's Mrs. Andersonâyou heard Delia mention herâone of our most helpful workers, a war widow with one little girlâ”
“I'm afraid,” said John, “that I was beginning by being interested in my own family, though, of course, I hope I shall soon get to know all the other people round here. You knew my cousins?”
There was a rattling, scrambling sound outside the window; the head and shoulders of a boy of nine appeared. John identified the red hair and the freckles which he had seen for a moment through the half-opened door.
Mrs. Thompson whisked round in her chair and said “Oh, Cyril!” in exactly the same tone as before.
Cyril burst into speech:
“Annie says that Jim's come to-day instead of to-morrow. And her mother says can Tin and I come to tea?”
“Not in those clothesâMy second boy, Cyril, Sir John. And tell Augustine to take the new nail-brush and scrub his hands, and then come and show them to meâand you too.”
There was a smothered “Bother!” a renewed scramble, and, as Cyril disappeared, Mrs. Thompson said brightly:
“Ah, yes, your cousinsâsuch dear sweet girls! You know them?”
“I've seen Anneâ” He got as far as that and stuck; he had the most ridiculous sense that he was confiding in Mrs. Thompson. Resisting it, he said, quite loudly and firmly: “I don't know either of them, but I've seen Anne Belinda.”
“Dear, sweet girl,” said Mrs. Thompson a little vaguely. “Dear, sweet girls, both of them. But perhaps we knew Anne best. She was here moreâJenny used to visit her godmother, Mrs. Courtney. And she was so very kind to Delia, lending her booksâthough I don't know that it's really wise to encourage such a passionate love of reading. What do you think?”
“Where does Mrs. Courtney live?” asked John.
“She has a flat in townâin Queen's Gate, I think. She's a cousin of the late Lady Waveney. She was a Miss Courtney, as, of course, you know. And they were at school together. But somehow Jenny's always been her favourite. To be sure, she's her god-daughter, but thenâ”
John sat forward in his chair, waiting for a break in the rapid, tangled sentences. He thrust in now with a blunt question:
Where is Anne Waveney? Do you know?”
As he spoke, the door opened about a foot; the small blue-eyed person who had let him in sidled through the opening, advanced shyly a few steps, and then made a rush at her mother. She wore a blue cotton frock, and trailed a mutilated doll by its one remaining leg.
“My youngest little girl, Daphne,” said Mrs. Thompson. “Daffy, darling, say âHow d'you do?' nicely.
Daphne took no notice. She began to speak very slowly and deliberately.
“Christabel says if I come in the kitchen, she'll go home. She says she can't do with a clutter of children.”
“Oh, Daffy!”
“She saysâ”
“Hush, darling! Go and play in the garden.”
“She saysâ”
“Darling, go and play!”
Daphne turned, swinging her doll. She made her way towards the door, walking with slow deliberation and talking all the time deliberately and slowly:
“She says she gets enough of it at homeâand there are only seven of them, and nine of us.” She shut the door carefully on the last word.
John tried to remember how many of the nine he had seen, and was aware of Mrs. Thompson's restored attention.
“You were saying, Sir John?”
“I asked you if you knew Anne's address.”
He watched her sharply, and he thought that her high, bright colour deepened.
“Her address? Well, I'm afraidâno, I don't really thinkâ”
The door again. This time it opened with a jerk and displayed another biggish girl, an inch or two less in height than Delia. She wore a brown knitted dress, which had been oddly darned with blue. It bulged in such unexpected places as to suggest that it had been worn by some very stout person before it had descended to this angular young creature.
“Oh, Cilly, what is it? My second daughter, Celia, Sir John. Darling, what do you want?”
“Father saysâ”
“Darling, do say âHow d'you do?'”
“Father says, did you write for the sermon paper? Because if you didn't, he's just finished the last sheet.” She cocked an impudent hazel eye at John. “Cheers if you didn't! We shall get out ten minutes earlier.”
“Cilly!”
“Well,
did
you write?”
“Oh, Celia, darling, I'm so dreadfully afraid I didn't. It was the day the boiler burstâand Christabel had just comeâand she said she wasn't going to stopâand Justin fell into the water-butt. I'm so dreadfully afraid I forgot all about it.”
“Cheers!” said Celia.
The door closed abruptly behind her.
“Dreadfully careless of me!” murmured Mrs. Thompson, driving a hairpin distractedly into her hair. “Dreadfully careless! Yes, Sir John?”
Her resumption of the social manner was pathetic. John felt sorry for her, and very much in the way. But he wanted Anne Belinda's address, and he meant to get it. He got up.
“You're busy,” he said. “If you'll give me my cousin's address, I won't keep you a momentâ”
“But I don't thinkâI really don't knowâI meanâsurely, Sir Johnâ”
“Haven't you got it?” said John.
“Lady Marrâ” began Mrs. Thompson.
“Is she with Lady Marr?”
“I don't thinkâI really don't know.”
“Mrs. Thompson, do you know where she is?”
“Lady Marr would surelyâ”
“I want to see her very particularly.
Do
you know where she is?”
“No,” said Mrs. Thompson. “I don't.”
Now that she was driven to a plain answer, there was a curious something in her voice. John wasn't sure what it was; it might have been resentment; it might have been anxiety. He characterized it in his own mind as “rum.”
“Is she in England?”
“I don't know. I can't tell you anything, Sir JohnâI don't know.”
“She doesn't write?”
Mrs. Thompson shook her head. There was no doubt that she was in some agitation.
“Since when?”
“Oh, for more than a year. I haven't seen her since the wedding, and I really don't know where she is.”
“She wasn't at the wedding,” said John quickly.
Mrs. Thompson looked distinctly frightened. She pressed her lips together and shook her head.
“Or at her father's funeral?”
She shook her head again. Someone came at a stumbling run along the passage and banged violently into the door. It burst open, and there rushed in a small, square, tear-stained boy whose breath came in gusty sobs.
“He's bashing C'ractacus! He's bashing him!”
“Oh, Justin!” said Mrs. Thompson in the same helpless, protesting voice with which she had said “Oh, Cyril!”
Justin stamped.
“He's bashing him now!” He flung himself at John and tugged him by the sleeve.
“
Come
at once! He's bashing him!”
“Oh, Justin!” said Mrs. Thompson again.
John found himself half-way across the floor with that hot, tugging hand at his wrist. Then he found himself running.
“Who's Caractacus?” he asked.
“He's my toad,” panted Justin; a sob caught his breath. “Tin's bashing him!”
“All right, old man, we'll bash Tin,” said John cheerfully.
They emerged from a side-door upon a rough lawn surrounded by a bank. The red-haired Cyril and another boy were engaged in throwing stones at the bank. Justin let go of John's wrist and hurled himself upon the stooping Cyril, who promptly lost his balance and fell sprawling and spluttering. Augustine, stone in hand, wheeled about, disclosing a rough, ugly face, and hands that had certainly not made the acquaintance of the new nail-brush.