Authors: Jack Wallen
SCOTT DOESN’T REACT.
What’s the matter? Spooky doesn’t bother you anymore?
SCOTT
No, it doesn’t. In fact I kind of like it now.
BULLY 2
Then we’ll just have to come up with a new nickname for ya Creep-o.
BULLY 3
Oh that’s a good one. Creep-o. Like Creep-o-saurus Rex.
BULLY 1
Creepy-crawly.
THE BULLIES LAUGH
BULLY 2
Jeepers Creeper.
THE BULLIES LAUGH AGAIN
BULLY 3
Creeping underpants.
BULLY 3 LAUGHS AT HIS JOKE. THE OTHER TWO BULLIES LOOK AT BULLY 3.
What? I thought it was funny.
BULLY 1
Look Creep-o, you got us in a lot of trouble. You better watch your back. Someday we’ll find you and there won’t be a tattle tell or a teacher to save you.
SCOTT
You don’t scare me anymore.
BULLY 1
We’ll see.
THE BULLIES START TO LEAVE.
BULLY 2
Watch your back Creep-o.
BULLY 3
We’re gonna get ya.
THE BULLIES ARE GONE. SCOTT AND SALLY WATCH TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE NO WHERE IN SITE.
SALLY
Scott, what’s gotten into you?
SCOTT
What do you mean?
SALLY
First you’re sneaking out to go to a haunted house you know nothing about and now you’re standing up to the school bullies. Do you have a death wish?
SCOTT
No. I’m just…different.
SALLY
Well, different won’t do you any good if you’re dead.
SCOTT
Sally, you worry too much.
SALLY
And you worry too little.
SALLY IS STARING AT SCOTT AS HE RETURNS TO HIS BOOK. THIS GOES ON FOR A MINUTES UNTIL SCOTT REALIZES SHE’S LOOKING AT HIM.
SCOTT
What?
SALLY
Scott, I…um…I think…I really like…nothing. Never mind.
SCOTT
What Sally? Tell me.
SALLY
I just wanted to tell you that I…
THE BELL RINGS SAVING SALLY FROM EMBARRASSMENT.
…have to get back to class.
SALLY GETS UP AND RUNS OFF.
SCOTT
Women. I don’t understand them one single bit.
THE BELL RINGS AGAIN. SCOTT REALIZES HE’S LATE, PACKS UP, AND RUNS OFF.
SCENE 9: SCOTT MEETS TIMELY
LIGHTENING IS HEARD CRASHING. THE WIND IN THE BACKGROUND PICKS UP AND LIGHTS EERILY SHIFT OVER TO THE GAULTIER HOUSE WHERE WE SEE GINGER AND TIMELY PLAYING IN A ROOM. GINGER IS SEATED. TIMELY IS A WHIRLWIND AROUND THE ROOM AS THE JOKES AND MAKES FUN OF GINGER. BOTH ARE IN MONSTER MODE.
TIMELY
Ginger and Scott sittin’ in a coffin. K-i-s-s-i…n… Wait, that doesn’t work.What rhymes with coffin? Often? Soften? Boffin’, doffin’, foffin’, goffin’, hoffin’, joffin’, loffin’?
GINGER
Cut it out Timely.
TIMELY
But it’s so much fun! You have a crrrrrrrrush on an other! Is he cute? Does he like you? Will he mind that your skin is lumpy and your eyes are yellow?
GINGER
Timely….stop!
TIMELY
Come on! At least tell me something about him.
GINGER
Okay.
TIMELY FINALLY MANAGES TO SIT HERSELF DOWN, BUT NOT WITHOUT MUCH ANTICS. GINGER IS OBVIOUSLY EAGER TO TELL ALL SHE CAN ABOUT SCOTT.
Yes he’s cute. He’s got dark hair and dark eyes and a smile that lingers in your mind well after he’s gone. And he’s funny. AND he likes horror movies and all things creepy!
TIMELY
Then he’ll like you just fine won’t he?
GINGER
Har har Timely. But yes – I do think he’ll like me. In fact, I think he likes me already.
TIMELY
How do you know?
GINGER
I can just tell.
TIMELY
Oh I forgot – Madam Tellsafuture that you are.
GINGER
Oh shush.
TIMELY
So when do I get to meet him?
GINGER
I hadn’t thought of that. I don’t know. He said he’d be coming back soon.
A NOISE IS HEARD FROM OUTSIDE THE ROOM. A THUMP. IT IS SCOTT. HE HAS SNUCK BACK IN AND TRIPPED OVER SOMETHING. THE GIRLS SIT QUIET WAITING TO HEAR THE NOISE AGAIN.
SCOTT
WHISPERING
Ginger?
GINGER
IN A SMALL PANIC
It’s him! You have to hide!
TIMELY
Why me? Why don’t you hide.
GINGER
He’s coming to see me, not you!
TIMELY
Oh yeah. Where do I hide then?
SCOTT IS OPENING THE DOOR SLOWLY. GINGER PANICS AND PUSHES TIMELY INTO A CLOSET (OR BEHIND A CURTAIN OR TAPESTRY). AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT SHE REALIZES SHE IS STILL IN MONSTER MODE AND DIVES BEHIND SOMETHING TO SWITCH. SCOTT COMES IN JUST AFTER SHE HIDES. HE THINKS HE’S ALONE IN THE ROOM.
SCOTT
Ginger? Where are you? Darn it. I was really hoping to see her again.
GINGER JUMPS OUT FROM WHERE SHE WAS HIDING SCARING SCOTT. THEY BOTH HAVE A LAUGH.
SCOTT
You’re really good at that.
GINGER
At what?
SCOTT
Scaring me.
GINGER
But I thought you….
SCOTT
I do. I like it.
GINGER
So how have you been? How is school going? I missed you. I mean…um….
SCOTT
I’ve been okay. Still getting picked on. Oh and now they have a new nickname for me.
GINGER
What is it?
SCOTT
Creep-o.
GINGER
Oh. That one’s not so good.
SCOTT
You’re telling me.
TIMELY GETS THE IDEA TO SCARE THE PANTS OFF SCOTT. SHE BEINGS WORKING A CONTROL THAT BRINGS DOWN WHAT SEEMS LIKE A GHOST. THE GHOST SWOOPS DOWN OVER SCOTTS HEAD, JUST MISSING HIM. HE JUMPS AND LANDS ON THE FLOOR. TIMELY’S MUFFLED LAUGHTER IS HEARD AS SHE POPS OUT FROM HIDING, STILL IN MONSTER MODE.
TIMELY
Got ya!
GINGER SEEMS TIMELY IN MONSTER MODE AND LEAPS ACROSS THE ROOM TO SHOVE HER BACK INTO HIDING.
GINGER
WHISPERING TO TIMELY
Your face! Cover it.