A Tale for the Time Being

‘This is one of the most deeply moving and thought-provoking novels I have read in a long time. In precise and luminous prose, Ozeki captures both the sweep and details of
our shared humanity, moving seamlessly between Nao’s story and our own. The result is gripping, fearless, inspiring and true’

Madeline Miller

 

‘Ingenious and touching,
A Tale for the Time Being
is also highly readable. And
interesting
: the contrast of cultures is especially well done’

Philip Pullman

 


A Tale for the Time Being
is a downright miraculous book that will captivate you from the very first page. Profoundly original, with authentic, touching characters
and grand, encompassing themes, Ruth Ozeki proves that truly great stories – like this one – can both deepen our understanding of self and remind us of our shared humanity’

Deborah Harkness

ALSO BY RUTH OZEKI

 

 

My Year of Meat

 

All Over Creation

Published in Great Britain in 2013 by Canongate Books Ltd,
14 High Street, Edinburgh EH1 1TE

www.canongate.tv

This digital edition first published by Canongate in 2013

Copyright © Ruth Ozeki Lounsbury, 2013

The moral right of the author has been asserted

First published in the United States of America in 2013
by Viking, an imprint of Penguin Group (USA)

British Cataloguing-in-Publication Data
A catalogue record for this book is available on request from the British Library

ISBN 978 0 85786 796 4
eISBN 978 0 85786 798 8

For Masako,

for now and forever

CONTENTS

Part I

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Part II

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Haruki #1’s Letters

Part III

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Haruki #1’s Secret French Diary

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Part IV

Nao

Ruth

Nao

Ruth

Epilogue

Appendices

Appendix A: Zen Moments

Appendix B: Quantum Mechanics

Appendix C: Rambling Thoughts

Appendix D: Temple Names

Appendix E: Schrödinger’s Cat

Appendix F: Hugh Everett

Bibliography

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Part I

An ancient buddha once said:

For the time being, standing on the tallest mountaintop,

For the time being, moving on the deepest ocean floor,

For the time being, a demon with three heads and eight arms,

For the time being, the golden sixteen-foot body of a buddha,

For the time being, a monk’s staff or a master’s fly-swatter,
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For the time being, a pillar or a lantern,

For the time being, any Dick or Jane
,
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For the time being, the entire earth and the boundless sky.

 

—D
ō
gen Zenji, “For the Time Being”
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Nao

1.

Hi!

My name is Nao, and I am a time being. Do you know what a time being is? Well, if you give me a moment, I will tell you.

A time being is someone who lives in time, and that means you, and me, and every one of us who is, or was, or ever will be. As for me, right now I am sitting in a French maid café in
Akiba Electricity Town, listening to a sad chanson that is playing sometime in your past, which is also my present, writing this and wondering about you, somewhere in my future. And if you’re
reading this, then maybe by now you’re wondering about me, too.

You wonder about me.

I wonder about you.

Who are you and what are you doing?

Are you in a New York subway car hanging from a strap, or soaking in your hot tub in Sunnyvale?

Are you sunbathing on a sandy beach in Phuket, or having your toenails buffed in Brighton?

Are you a male or a female or somewhere in between?

Is your girlfriend cooking you a yummy dinner, or are you eating cold Chinese noodles from a box?

Are you curled up with your back turned coldly toward your snoring wife, or are you eagerly waiting for your beautiful lover to finish his bath so you can make passionate love to him?

Do you have a cat and is she sitting on your lap? Does her forehead smell like cedar trees and fresh sweet air?

Actually, it doesn’t matter very much, because by the time you read this, everything will be different, and you will be nowhere in particular, flipping idly through the pages of this book,
which happens to be the diary of my last days on earth, wondering if you should keep on reading.

And if you decide not to read any more, hey, no problem, because you’re not the one I was waiting for anyway. But if you do decide to read on, then guess what? You’re my kind of time
being and together we’ll make magic!

2.

Ugh. That was dumb. I’ll have to do better. I bet you’re wondering what kind of stupid girl would write words like that.

Well, I would.

Nao would.

Nao is me, Naoko Yasutani, which is my full name, but you can call me Nao because everyone else does. And I better tell you a little more about myself if we’re going to keep on meeting
like this . . . !

Actually, not much has changed. I’m still sitting in this French maid café in Akiba Electricity Town, and Edith Pilaf is singing another sad chanson, and Babette just brought me a
coffee and I’ve taken a sip. Babette is my maid and also my new friend, and my coffee is Blue Mountain and I drink it black, which is unusual for a teenage girl, but it’s definitely the
way good coffee should be drunk if you have any respect for the bitter bean.

I have pulled up my sock and scratched behind my knee.

I have straightened my pleats so that they line up neatly on the tops of my thighs.

I have tucked my shoulder-length hair behind my right ear, which is pierced with five holes, but now I’m letting it fall modestly across my face again because the otaku
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salaryman who’s sitting at the table next to me is staring, and it’s creeping me out even though I find it amusing, too. I’m wearing my junior high
school uniform and I can tell by the way he’s looking at my body that he’s got a major schoolgirl fetish, and if that’s the case, then how come he’s hanging out in a French
maid café? I mean, what a dope!

But you can never tell. Everything changes, and anything is possible, so maybe I’ll change my mind about him, too. Maybe in the next few minutes, he will lean awkwardly in my direction and
say something surprisingly beautiful to me, and I will be overcome with a fondness for him in spite of his greasy hair and bad complexion, and I’ll actually condescend to converse with him a
little bit, and eventually he will invite me to go shopping, and if he can convince me that he’s madly in love with me, I’ll go to a department store with him and let him buy me a cute
cardigan sweater or a keitai
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or handbag, even though he obviously doesn’t have a lot of money. Then after, maybe we’ll go to a club and
drink some cocktails, and zip into a love hotel with a big Jacuzzi, and after we bathe, just as I begin to feel comfortable with him, suddenly his true inner nature will emerge, and he’ll tie
me up and put the plastic shopping bag from my new cardigan over my head and rape me, and hours later the police will find my lifeless naked body bent at odd angles on the floor, next to the big
round zebra-skin bed.

Or maybe he will just ask me to strangle him a little with my panties while he gets off on their beautiful aroma.

Or maybe none of these things will happen except in my mind and yours, because, like I told you, together we’re making magic, at least for the time being.

3.

Are you still there? I just reread what I wrote about the otaku salaryman, and I want to apologize. That was nasty. That was not a nice way to start.

I don’t want to give you the wrong impression. I’m not a stupid girl. I know Edith Pilaf’s name isn’t really Pilaf. And I’m not a nasty girl or a
hentai,
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either. I’m actually not a big fan of hentai, so if you are one, then please just put this book down immediately and don’t read any
further, okay? You will only be disappointed and wasting your time, because this book is not going to be some kinky girl’s secret diary, filled with pink fantasies and nasty fetishes.
It’s not what you think, since my purpose for writing it before I die is to tell someone the fascinating life story of my hundred-and-four-year-old great-grandmother, who is a Zen Buddhist
nun.

You probably don’t think nuns are all that fascinating, but my great-grandmother is, and not in a kinky way at all. I am sure there are lots of kinky nuns out there . . . well, maybe
not so many kinky nuns, but kinky priests, for sure, kinky priests are everywhere . . . but my diary will not concern itself with them or their freaky behaviors.

This diary will tell the real life story of my great-grandmother Yasutani Jiko. She was a nun and a novelist and New Woman
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of the Taisho
era.
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She was also an anarchist and a feminist who had plenty of lovers, both males and females, but she was never kinky or nasty. And even though I may
end up mentioning some of her love affairs, everything I write will be historically true and empowering to women, and not a lot of foolish geisha crap. So if kinky nasty things are your pleasure,
please close this book and give it to your wife or co-worker and save yourself a lot of time and trouble.

4.

I think it’s important to have clearly defined goals in life, don’t you? Especially if you don’t have a lot of life left. Because if you don’t have clear
goals, you might run out of time, and when the day comes, you’ll find yourself standing on the parapet of a tall building, or sitting on your bed with a bottle of pills in your hand,
thinking, Shit! I blew it. If only I’d set clearer goals for myself!

I’m telling you this because I’m actually not going to be around for long, and you might as well know this up front so you don’t make assumptions. Assumptions suck.
They’re like expectations. Assumptions and expectations will kill any relationship, so let’s you and me not go there, okay?

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