Read A Long Walk Up the Waterslide Online

Authors: Don Winslow

Tags: #Fiction, #Thrillers, #General

A Long Walk Up the Waterslide (26 page)

Oh dear, Withers thought, I have succumbed.

But at least I have my toothbrush, he thought brightly, proceeding to scrub the previous evening from his cottony mouth until he remembered “exclusive interview with Polly Paget” and rushed to the television.

A sincere-looking young woman with a vaguely famous face was speaking softly but urgently to the camera. “Last night, I flew in great secrecy to a location I promised not to disclose for the purpose of interviewing Polly Paget. When ‘Morning’ returns, you will see that interview in its entirety.”

Withers watched a commercial extolling the benefits of fiber while he tried to work this out.

Who had called the media?

Didn’t I threaten to call the media?

Good God, did I?

He looked under the bed. The money was still there, so he decided that it couldn’t have been him.

The phone jangled.

“Are you watching this?” Scarpelli asked. Withers thought he detected a nasty edge to his voice.

“Ms. Paget is being interviewed on television,” Withers said.

“No kidding,” Scarpelli said. “I thought you were supposed to be watching their door.”

“I just didn’t think it was the time to make a move,” he answered. Because I was unconscious.

“Well, it better be time to make a move now,” Scarpelli said. “I want Polly Paget—right now—or my goddamn money back, or you’re in more trouble than you know about. You understand?”

“Yes, I think I do.”

“I don’t like being scammed.”

“No, of course you don’t.”

“I got friends in this town, you know what I mean?”

Withers had difficulty imagining Scarpelli having friends anywhere, never mind gangster friends in Vegas, but he kept it to himself.

“I’ll get you Polly Paget,” he said.

You don’t have to threaten me.

Jack Landis had Pedro bring him his breakfast in the den so he could eat and admire his performance as it was rerun on the morning news. He had pulled the thick drapes to ignore the mob of reporters out by the gate. Security wanted to chase them off, but Jack wanted them to get nice shots of Candy as she returned home—lots of footage of them hugging and shit. He already had the writers working on the big reunion show.

Things are going to change, he thought as he snipped the end of his cigar. I’ll eat crow for a little bit, then explain to Canned-Ice that this whole thing was her fault. Shit, she has lots of money, nice clothes, nice furniture … maybe I will take a belt to her just to drive the point home.

Teach any of these bitches to go up against Jackson Hood Landis.…

He speared a strip of bacon, scooped a forkful of
huevos rancheros
under it, and turned on the television.

“I first met Jack Landis when I was a secretary in his New York office,” Polly was saying. “I thought he was handsome … and I guess he thought I was cute, and one thing led to another and—”

Oh shit, Jack thought.

“She looks great,” Ed Levine admitted as he watched the rented TV they had brought into Kitteredge’s office earlier for Jack’s performance.

“She seems to be a nice young lady, really,” Kitteredge agreed. “Fire Neal the next time you talk to him, would you, Ed? Sever all connections.”

“Yes, sir,” Ed answered, even though he knew it was easier said than done. No way was Joe Graham going to sever his connection with Neal.

But if this interview kept going the way it was going, Jack Landis would be toast by afternoon. “The Jack and Candy Family Hour” would be history, Candyland the world’s most expensive vacant lot, and there would be a whole lot of angry people in Providence, San Antonio, and New Orleans.

Ed’s stomach turned progressively more sour as he watched the whole carefully crafted deal go down the toilet.

Because Polly was killing them. In contrast to Jack’s bathetic posturing, Polly was coming across as soft, sincere, and … goddamn it … truthful. Connie Kelly, one of America’s real sweethearts, sure believed Polly. She nodded as Polly answered, and lowered her voice, and there were tears in her eyes as she whispered, “Could you … if you can … tell us about the rape?”

The rape, Ed thought. Not the alleged rape, but the rape.

“Jack came over that night,” Polly began, “And I told him that I was ending our relationship.”

“So
you
told
him,
is that right?” Connie asked.

“Yes, and Jack got very angry and grabbed me.…”

Polly’s description of the assault was devastating.

“We might as well turn this off,” Kitteredge said.

“There’ll be more,” Ed said. “Neal won’t stop at tit for tat. He’ll go one up.”

“But what does he have?” Kitteredge asked.

A piece of rye toast flew out of Jack’s mouth when Candy came on the screen, sat down next to Polly, and put her arm around her.

Standing over Jack’s shoulder, Jorge announced, “Look! It’s Mrs. Landis!”

“I know who it is,” Jack snapped. “Shit, I’m married to her, ain’t I?

Not for long, thought Jorge.

“Connie,” Candy said, “I think it’s so important that the viewers out there understand that rape is not always committed by strangers in a dark alley. Sometimes it’s someone you know.…”

Jorge handed Jack the phone.

“What!” Jack yelled.

“Are you watching this?” Joey screamed. “That’s your wife!”

“I recognized her.”

“What’s she doing on there?”

“Sawing my balls off,” Jack said. The world was starting to close in—black, hot and stuffy as an East Texas summer night. You want to get out, get away from the suffocating heat, and there’s no place to go but to more of the same.

“The bitch lied to me.…” Jack mumbled, more to himself than to Joey. “She said she forgave me … coming home …”

“I find it incredible that the two of you have become such close friends,” Connie said. “How in the world did that happen?”

“Well, of course we had something in common,” Candy said.

As Connie giggled and shook her head, Jack handed Jorge the phone.

“Tell that son of a bitch I’m going to the Grand Caymans,” he muttered. “He can have fucking Candyland.”

The world was spinning.

“You’re a son of a bitch and Mr. Landis is going to the Grand Canyon,” Jorge said. “You can fuck having Candyland.”

Visions of a Caribbean beach, women with skin like cocoa butter, and a cool grass shack sparkled in Jack’s eyes as his arm went numb, his heartburn returned, and he felt as if someone was wrapping barbed wire around his chest.

“And then when someone tried to kill her …” Candy drawled.

Joey was trying to figure out why Jack was going to the Grand Canyon when he heard the bit about someone trying to kill Polly.

“Wait a second. That’s me!” Joey yelled indignantly. “Why the hell does she have to drag me into it? What the hell did I ever do to her?”

“You stole a boatload of money from her,” Harold suggested.

“Yeah, but she doesn’t know that!” Joey whined. “That’s not fair!”

“Why would someone want to kill you?” asked Connie breathlessly.

Please, please, please, please, please, Harold prayed. Don’t say it.

Please, please, please, please, please, Joey prayed. Don’t say it. Carmine will have me melted into a wax candle and burn an inch or two of me every day.

“I don’t know,” Polly answered. “There are a lot of crazies out there.”

Thank God, thought Harold.

Thank God, thought Joey.

“She’s a stand-up broad,” Harold said when he got his breath again.

“Yeah, she’s okay,” Joey said when he realized that it still wasn’t too late to knock her off.

If that numbnuts Overtime can get it right for once.

Overtime limped down the hallway and rapped softly on Withers’s door.

“Who is it?” Withers asked.

“Open the door before someone sees me,” Overtime hissed.

Walter cracked the door, Overtime pushed it open, shut it behind him, and grabbed Withers by the lapels.

“Listen, you drunken buffoon,” Overtime said. “You’re going to deliver the target the way you’re supposed to so I can get the job done.”

“Who are you?” Withers asked. “Do you work for Scarpelli?”

“Yeah, okay,” Overtime answered.

One more float, he thought, in this endless parade of idiots.

Why would they want to kill her? Neal asked himself as he watched the interview.
What could she say that she hasn’t said already?

“It’s going great, isn’t it?” Karen said.

“Yeah,” Neal said.

“What?” Karen asked, picking up on his mood. Neal was such a damn perfectionist. Polly had probably dropped a
t
or an
r
or put a diphthong where there wasn’t supposed to be one or something.

What could she say that she hasn’t said already?

She talked about the affair; she talked about the rape—what else was there to Pollygate? Joey Foglio, obviously, but she didn’t even know about that until we found out that her good buddy Gloria was giving her up.…

From the Book of Joseph Graham, book one, chapter one, verse one: Don’t look so hard at what’s there that you forget what’s missing.

So when you told Polly that Gloria ratted on her, she never asked, “Who’s Joey Foglio? How does Gloria know him? What does Gloria have to do with a mobster?” Nothing, just that same stupid, resentful acceptance that all men are shits, so it was no surprise Joey turned on her.

“What did Gloria owe Joey Beans?” Neal asked.

Polly kept her eyes on the television and said, “I didn’t know Gloria even knew Joey Beans.”

Joey Beans, just like that. Not “Joey who?” Not “That’s a funny name.” Nothing. Which is strange, because I never called him Joey Beans before. Neal watched her beautiful, honest image on the screen—the one he’d worked so well to bring out—and got an awful sinking feeling.

“I thought they only killed their own,” Karen had said.

I’m afraid you were right.

What could she say she hadn’t already said? That she worked for Joey Beans. She was Joey’s hook into Landis. That she pulled out too soon and Joey Beans was pissed off and scared—so pissed off and scared, he put a hit on her.

“Awwwww,” Neal groaned.

“What?” Karen said.

“How much was he paying you?” Neal asked.

“Who?” Polly said.

“Who?” Neal mocked. “You mean there was more than one!

She got that defensive look in her eye, the one he hadn’t seen since … the moments after the attempted murder.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she said.

“I don’t either,” Karen said. “What
are
you talking about?”

“Aw, man,” Neal groaned again. “She’s a player.”

“What do you mean?” asked Karen.

“Because I slept with Jack Landis?” Polly asked.

“Because you took money from Joey Beans to sleep with Jack Landis,” Neal said.

“I did not!” Polly yelled as she stood up.

Yeah, you did, Neal thought. It’s in your eyes; it’s in your voice.

“How’d it happen?” he asked.

“It happened just the way I told Connie—”

“Look, I’ve told more stories than the frigging Brothers Grimm,” Neal said. “Don’t bother.”

“I—”

“No, seriously,” Neal said. “I was stupid enough to believe you; it’s my fault. You and Joey ran a scam on Jack. Hathaway made you a better offer. You took a shot.… I hope it works out for you. Now just shut up.”

Because I need to think how to get the hell out of this.

“He raped me!”

“Yeah,” Neal said. “Listen, you should have taken the three mil. What did you think, that the TV performance was going to up the ante? Now they’ll get on the phone and offer you five? What Joey Beans is going to offer you is a mouthful of concrete somewhere. But I’m not going with you, Polly, and neither is Karen.”

“He raped me!” Polly screamed.

“And that wasn’t part of the deal, was it?”

“No!”

Neal sat down on the bed.

“Bummer, huh?” he said to Karen.

Karen said, “Polly, how could you let us put ourselves on the line like that and not—”

Polly pushed past and ran out of the room.

“Let her go,” Neal said.

“We can’t just—”

They heard the door slam behind her.

Walter Withers saw Polly come out the door.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, he thought. Walter, this is your big moment. One moment to do it all right and redeem yourself, a fresh start.

He tightened the knot on his tie, opened the door, and stepped into the hallway.

Miss Paget was weeping.

Perhaps the gallant approach.

“Excuse me, my dear,” Withers said. “I could not help but notice that you seem to be in some distress. May I be of assistance?”

“I don’t have no one,” Polly wept.

“Ah, loneliness, perhaps my greatest area of expertise,” Withers said. That treacherous young weasel Carey will be out here any second. Must move with dispatch. “Didn’t I just see you on television?”

“No.”

“Yes, you’re Polly Paget, aren’t you?” he asked. “No wonder you’re weeping. You’ve been through a great ordeal. Please allow me to help.”

“How can you help?”

Here it is, Withers thought. My make-or-break moment.

“I can offer you half a million dollars.”

Polly wiped her eyes and looked at him. She’d need money to hide from Joey Beans now.

“What do I have to do?” she asked.

“Simply pose for a few photographs,” Withers answered. He tried to think of a delicate way of putting it, then added apologetically, “
En dishabille,
as the French would say.”

“Huh?” ‘

“Nude,” Withers said, cutting to the point. “For
Top Drawer
magazine.”

Alone, Polly thought. No friends, no home, nowhere to go, a kid on the way.

“Get away from me,” she said.

“I have twenty-five thousand dollars in cash for you right now,” he said. “As a down payment.”

But I do need money, Polly thought.

“These would be like, tasteful, right?” she asked.

“Your sweet mother would show them to her friends,” Withers assured her.

He gallantly led her into the room.

Carmine Bascaglia watched the interview from his home in Chalmette Oaks. When Candy Landis gushed her revelation about the attempted murder and Polly Paget brushed it off as the act of a lunatic, he placed a call to San Antonio, brooking no nonsense about Joey Foglio’s phone phobia.

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