Read A Hacked-Up Holiday Massacre: Halloween Is Going to Be Jealous Online
Authors: ed. Shane McKenzie
No one ever questioned why every nine months or so a fresh, moist squealing bundle of joy was brought from the house; there was the reputation of the town to think about. The whole town participated in her lifelong rape, whether they laid a hand on her or not, whether or not they were the ones who wielded the throbbing, twitching rods that plugged at her womb daily and nightly, sometimes mere days after she had given birth.
And then something happened.
Monday night was Bridge night in the local hall for the ladies, and hence, it was the busy night at the house. It didn’t run on an appointment system; the men just dropped by when they felt the stirrings. The women were away, the men were left unattended…and we all know whose hands the devil makes work for.
It became poker night at the house, mainly because the queues were getting longer by the week and the patrons needed a way to amuse themselves while they awaited their turn. On that particular night the parish pastor was downstairs with the girl. It was not in his habit to call to the house on Monday nights, usually coming instead at quieter, more clandestine times. But, when nature calls…
He was a respected and busy man, so naturally when he showed up he skipped to the head of the queue. He had been down there for some time when an inhuman roar rose from the bowels of the house, shaking the foundations of the town. In homes all along the street, people stopped what they were doing and shivered; the Devil had come to Murrins.
In a stumbling body, the men rushed downstairs, the loving father at the forefront, anxious to protect his business interest. He flung open the door and a wave of that awful howl buffeted them with its force.
On the floor by the bed was a man, naked and bloody. Where his penis should have stood, proud and erect, was a jagged stump, a geyser of blood spurting from the center, the flow already ebbing as his life did. The detached appendage was lying on the floor by the door like a giant fat slug; a slimy streak marked its track down the wall where it had been flung.
She was crouched over him, her thumbs dug deep into his eye sockets. Vitreous fluid leaked from around her fingers, getting sucked up his nostrils with each agonised breath he took. His leg twitched as her long nails shorted some circuit in his brain.
Her head snapped up and she glared at the string of shocked faces outside the door, faces she knew only too well, faces that would, at some point in the night, have been hovering over hers, sweating and contorting with exertion and unrequited ecstasy.
Her eyes flashed red and black, something very alive and very diabolical behind them. Her hair was a tangled black mass around her pale, sunken face. Her dry, abused lips cracked and split as they stretched in a deranged snarl, her teeth ringed with blood.
All the torment and torture, the pain and injustice had broken through that feminine shell and manifested itself into the demon that stood before them.
The growling sound was coming from deep within her throat. It grew and rolled up through the house, filling the foggy night air. People set down their forks or newspapers and listened in fear.
A blue flame licked the house, flicking out from under it, forked and pointed like a dragons tongue. Within minutes it had consumed the house and everyone in it.
That night, all through the town, every infant disappeared from under the watchful noses of their loving parents. Mass panic erupted the next morning when beds were found cold and empty. Terrified parents met at the ends of driveways, wringing their hands in despair, tears cleaving tracks of worry down their cheeks.
One by one they found them; their mangled bodies scattered across the woods and fields like discarded dolls. Some bobbed face down in the well, all bloated and sodden. The lifeless forms of others dangled from the trees as though dropped from a height, their necks twisted, limbs shorn. Others lay on the cold ground, broken and bloody, spines snapped like twigs. They all had one thing in common—there were none left alive. She had exacted revenge for each monster that had been planted in her belly, and for the only one that she had cared about.
And so, according to the legend, that was how it began.
On Easter morning she came, The Easter Bunny, stalking through the gardens of the town. In some she left her mucus-coated gifts to the inhabitants, others she passed right through.
When Christine was a kid she remembered warnings from her mother not to look out the window on that night before Easter, and never, under any circumstances, to go outside before her father said it was okay. She remembered vividly the burning rituals in the back yard.
Her mother told her once of a time when she herself was a child, when she dared to look out the window. She screamed so loud her ears rang and Christine’s grandmother had covered her eyes, comforting her and chastising her in equal measure.
“You don’t want to see that, Christine,” she had said.
Now her mother was gone. She had died old and gray and peaceful in her sleep on a blustery day the previous autumn. Christine had a child of her own. A two year old with bouncing blonde curls that she refused to trim.
Her father lived with them, supported by a walking stick those days. Countless times Christine had tried to move from Murrins, but life had always gotten in the way and thwarted her plans. Now her father did not want to leave her mother and she, Christine, must look. For the sake of her son and all the unborn children she and her husband wanted to create, she got up with her boy at dawn and stood at the window on Easter morning, to see if the legends were just horror stories, or history.
CHRISTINE DRAGGED HERSELF TO her feet, her legs shaking. Her gut contracted and her whole body screamed at her to run away, but her traitorous hands once again reached out and lifted the curtain. Her heart beat like a drum when she saw that
she
was still there and it had not been her imagination, her tired eyes conjuring falsities.
She
stood on the lawn, looking down at the grass. She was naked, scraggy black hair sprouting in patches from her wrinkled skin. Her hideous, saggy breasts dangled like excess flaps of skin against her stomach. As Christine watched,
she
squatted low over the ground. The window was open a crack and the smell of her wafted across the garden on the breeze; the smell of blood and filth and sex.
From the dense black bush at her pubis something began to emerge. A gelatinous goo slipped from between her legs and hung there like a string of clear snot. She shifted on her feet and an oval, membranous thing fell to the ground with a wet plop. Blood and amniotic fluid splattered with its exit.
It lay there, pulsing between her feet. Something moved beneath the transparent shell; something pink and green and monstrous.
She moved over a few paces and squatted again. Christine could see her tense up as she forced out another seed.
And as if her eyes weren’t abominated enough, they took in something worse.
A thousand ‘what-ifs’ lashed at her in a successive assault: What if they had thrown out the rancid meat they found in the fridge the night before instead of feeding it to the dog? Then it wouldn’t have started to squirt its reeking diarrhoea all over the floor and have to be put outside for the night. What if Carl had pushed him out the back door instead of the front? What if he had not gone to bed so early and hence been so befuddled that he had not latched the door after him? What if Christine had been watching her son instead of the gorgon on the lawn with her slimy discharge?
All those little links created a chain of events that led her to the point where she was now watching them both.
Christine was frozen in fear as she watched her little boy wander into the garden, his blonde curls bouncing as he walked. The two outside were unaware of each other.
She willed the hag not to turn around; she tried to catch her son’s attention; she struggled to make her legs move.
But nothing worked.
The hag suddenly pivoted, her black and red eyes fixing on the unsuspecting toddler. She bounded across the distance between them like some grotesque rabbit. His curls sprung when she grabbed him. His high-pitched wail of terror pierced Christine’s heart. In a single movement she cracked him in half like an egg. His juices flowed, his cries ceased.
She lowered her horrible head to his back and with teeth as sharp as razors, tore away a chunk of fabric and innocent flesh. She spat it aside and ducked down again, ripping away pieces of his little body until she got to the good stuff, the marrow in his bones, the fluid from his severed spine. She drank it down with relish, her horrible lips wrapping greedily around the bone.
Inside the house Christine found her voice. She screamed until her throat felt like it was going to bleed.
A hand clamped over her mouth and she was dragged away from the window. She spun around to face her father. Tears streaked both their faces.
“My baby!” she wailed. “What’s she doing to him?”
Her legs went from under her and her father followed her to the ground, his arms gripping her tight with a strength that had not wasted along with his body.
“You have to let him go,” he whispered, his voice cracking with emotion. “We must bear the sins of our forefathers. It is the burden of our town.”
Christine hiccuped huge sobs that racked her body.
“My baby,” she moaned, lying down on the floor and curling up in a protective ball while her father tried his best to soothe her through his own pain.
How some things always stay the same. Just as people never asked where the newborn babies came from that were carted from that house long ago, now they turned a blind eye when the younger members of the community failed to show, their presence replaced by red rings around the eyes of their parents.
Nothing much had changed in Murrins over the years; nothing much at all.
THE GREATEST SIN
by Kevin Wallis
L
awrence opened his eyes into blackness.
“Brooke?” His throat ached with the words. When only the rasping of his own breath replied, his chest tightened and a wave of terror descended.
“Brooke!”
“Here.” Her voice was steadier than his, but thick with her own fear. “I’m here, Lawrence.”
His sigh sounded like a November gale in the silence. His wife’s form started to materialize several yards away as his vision fought the darkness. Realizing he was lying on his back, Lawrence tried to sit, but pain hammered his head and he fell back with a moan. He felt the back of his skull with a shaky hand and found a lump the size of a walnut. A crusty mass flaked beneath his touch.
Dried blood,
he assumed, and the darkness deepened at the thought.
“What happened?” he asked. Brooke had always been the smart one. He prayed that strength would surface now. “Where the hell are we?”
“No idea. But my head hurts like a bitch.”
“Mine too.” Inhaling and holding his breath against the pain, Lawrence sat. His head threatened to drag him back to the deep, but he managed to get upright and suppress the dizziness. He dragged his hand across the ground towards his wife, needing to feel her skin, her hair, her breath. He shook his head, growled as the lump throbbed and stabbed, but managed to clear his sight enough to find her in the lessening dark; despite its dampness and palpable tremor, her hand had never felt so warm.
“I feel dirt beneath us,” she said.
The darkness had ebbed enough to allow Lawrence his first view of his surroundings, and his flesh chilled in the humid April night. They sat in a space the size of a child’s bedroom. An odor of wet earth saturated the already moist air, and a glimmer of moonshine flickering through a crack in the ceiling granted them just enough light by which to see. The four surrounding walls, either caked with or entirely comprised of mud, seemed to pulse, throb,
breathe
with the threat of constricting them into pulp. A nonsymmetrical box was described into the dirt of the far wall like a crudely carved door. The ground consisted of the same muddy substance as the walls, and chunks of it clung to his hands and feet…
Oh God.
His feet were bound by chains as thick as a giant’s thumb; the other end of the chains vanished into the hard-packed earth. He looked at Brooke and found her chained to the ground, as well. Terror licked his spine.
“Are you okay, baby?”
“I think so. I don’t…do you remember what happened?”
Amazed at the steadiness in her voice, Lawrence said, “No…I think…I was smoking by the car. We had just packed up the tent, right? That’s the last thing I remember.”
Brooke twisted her bound legs beneath her so that she could sit upright. “I remember double-checking the campsite, making sure the fire wasn’t still smoldering in the pit. I…I heard a creak behind me, thought it was you. There was a smell…”
“Like something burning, right? Like a fire? I smelled it too. Then…” He rubbed the back of his head and flinched at the pain. “Then we woke up here.”
“What the fuck, Lawrence, what the
fuck?
Where are we? Who would do this?”
Stay calm, sweetie, please stay calm. If you panic I’m gonna lose it.
Sweat dripped down his forehead, hung off the tip of his nose, and fell to the mud unheeded.
“I remember something else,” she said. “The trees, right before we were hit by whatever hit us.” She leaned forward, fixed his wide gaze with conviction. “They
moved—
”
The door camouflaged into the far wall slammed open with a wet thud. The couple shrieked like a single organism and scuttled backwards, stopping with pained grunts when their leg shackles pulled taut.
The stench of a thousand swampland logs swept into the earthen room. Lawrence gagged and buried his nose into his filthy sleeves. The air was fat with the smell of wood, the stink of wet things. He shut his eyes, afraid to let the poison in, and let toxic tears flow. The stench wasn’t nauseating in itself—it smelled green, lush,
alive—
but the concentrated thickness and intensity of the smell overpowered what little resolve Lawrence still possessed and drove a string of whimpers from his throat.