World War II Thriller Collection (15 page)

The phone rang.

He picked it up. “Major Vandam.”

“Oh, hello, this is Major Calder in the paymaster's office.”

Vandam tensed. “Yes?”

“You sent us a note, a couple of weeks ago, to look out for forged sterling. Well, we've found some.”

That was it—that was the trace. “Good!” Vandam said.

“Rather a lot, actually,” the voice continued.

Vandam said: “I need to see it as soon as possible.”

“It's on its way. I'm sending a chap round—he should be there soon.”

“Do you know who paid it in?”

“There's been more than one lot, actually, but we've got some names for you.”

“Marvelous. I'll ring you back when I've seen the notes. Did you say Calder?”

“Yes.” The man gave his phone number. “We'll speak later, then.”

Vandam hung up. Forged sterling—it fitted: this could be the breakthrough. Sterling was no longer legal tender in Egypt. Officially Egypt was supposed to be a sovereign country. However, sterling could always be exchanged for Egyptian money at the office of the British paymaster general. Consequently people who did a lot of business with foreigners usually accepted pound notes in payment.

Vandam opened his door and shouted along the hall. “Jakes!”

“Sir!” Jakes shouted back equally loudly.

“Bring me the file on forged banknotes.”

“Yes, sir!”

Vandam stepped to the next office and spoke to his secretary. “I'm expecting a package from the paymaster. Bring it in as soon as it comes, would you?”

“Yes, sir.”

Vandam went back into his office. Jakes appeared a moment later with a file. The most senior of Vandam's team, Jakes was an eager, reliable young man who would follow orders to the letter, as far as they went, then use his initiative. He was even taller than Vandam, thin and black-haired, with a somewhat lugubrious look. He and Vandam were on terms of easy formality: Jakes was very scrupulous about his salutes and sirs, yet they discussed their work as equals, and Jakes used bad language with great fluency. Jakes was very well connected, and would almost certainly go further in the Army than Vandam would.

Vandam switched on his desk light and said: “Right, show me a picture of Nazi-style funny money.”

Jakes put down the file and flicked through it. He extracted a sheaf of glossy photographs and spread them on the desk. Each print showed the front and back of a banknote, somewhat larger than actual size.

Jakes sorted them out. “Pound notes, fivers, tenners and twenties.”

Black arrows on the photographs indicated the errors by which the forgeries might be identified.

The source of the information was counterfeit money taken from German spies captured in England. Jakes said: “You'd think they'd know better than to give their spies funny money.”

Vandam replied without looking up from the pictures. “Espionage is an expensive business, and most of the money is wasted. Why should they buy English currency in Switzerland when they can make it themselves? A spy has forged papers, he might as well have forged money. Also, it has a slightly damaging effect on the British economy if it gets into circulation. It's inflationary, like the government printing money to pay its debts.”

“Still, you'd think they would have cottoned on by now to the fact that we're catching the buggers.”

“Ah—but when we catch ‘em, we make sure the Germans don't know we've caught 'em.”

“All the same, I hope our spies aren't using counterfeit reichsmarks.”

“I shouldn't think so. We take Intelligence rather more seriously than they do, you know. I wish I could say the same about tank tactics.”

Vandam's secretary knocked and came in. He was a bespectacled twenty-year-old corporal. “Package from the paymaster, sir.”

“Good show!” Vandam said.

“If you'd sign the slip, sir.”

Vandam signed the receipt and tore open the envelope. It contained several hundred pound notes.

Jakes said: “Bugger me!”

“They told me there were a lot,” Vandam said. “Get a magnifying glass, Corporal, on the double.”

“Yes, sir.”

Vandam put a pound note from the envelope next to one of the photographs and looked for the identifying error.

He did not need the magnifying glass.

“Look, Jakes.”

Jakes looked.

The note bore the same error as the one in the photograph.

“That's it, sir,” said Jakes.

“Nazi money, made in Germany,” said Vandam.
“Now
we're on his trail.”

 

Lieutenant Colonel Reggie Bogge knew that Major Vandam was a smart lad, with the kind of low cunning one sometimes finds among the working class; but the major was no match for the likes of Bogge.

That night Bogge played snooker with Brigadier Povey, the Director of Military Intelligence, at the Gezira Sporting Club. The brigadier was shrewd, and he did not like Bogge all that much, but Bogge thought he could handle him.

They played for a shilling a point, and the brigadier broke.

While they played, Bogge said: “Hope you don't mind talking shop in the club, sir.”

“Not at all,” said the brigadier.

“It's just that I don't seem to get a chance to leave m'desk in the day.”

“What's on your mind?” the brigadier chalked his cue.

Bogge potted a red ball and lined up the pink. “I'm pretty sure there's a fairly serious spy at work in Cairo.” He missed the pink.

The brigadier bent over the table. “Go on.”

Bogge regarded the brigadier's broad back. A little delicacy was called for here. Of course the head of a department was responsible for that department's successes, for it was only well-run departments which had successes, as everyone knew; nevertheless it was necessary to be subtle about how one took the credit. He began: “You remember a corporal was stabbed in Assyut a few weeks ago?”

“Vaguely.”

“I had a hunch about that, and I've been following it up ever since. Last week a General Staff aide had his briefcase pinched during a street brawl. Nothing very remarkable about that, of course, but I put two and two together.”

The brigadier potted the white. “Damn,” he said. “Your shot.”

“I asked the paymaster general to look out for counterfeit English money. Lo and behold, he found some. I had my boys examine it. Turns out to have been made in Germany.”

“Aha!”

Bogge potted a red, the blue and another red, then he missed the pink again.

“I think you've left me rather well off,” said the brigadier, scrutinizing the table through narrowed eyes. “Any chance of tracing the chap through the money?”

“It's a possibility. We're working on that already.”

“Pass me that bridge, will you?”

“Certainly.”

The brigadier laid the bridge on the baize and lined up his shot.

Bogge said: “It's been suggested that we might instruct the paymaster to continue to accept the forgeries, in case he can bring in any new leads.” The suggestion had been Vandam's, and Bogge had turned it down. Vandam had argued—something that was becoming wearyingly familiar—and Bogge had had to slap him down. But it was an imponderable, and if things turned out badly Bogge wanted to be able to say he had consulted his superiors.

The brigadier unbent from the table and considered. “Rather depends how much money is involved, doesn't it?”

“Several hundred pounds so far.”

“It's a lot.”

“I feel it's not really necessary to continue to accept the counterfeits, sir.”

“Jolly good.” The brigadier pocketed the last of the red balls and started on the colors.

Bogge marked the score. The brigadier was ahead, but Bogge had got what he came for.

“Who've you got working on this spy thing?” the brigadier asked.

“Well, I'm handling it myself basically—”

“Yes, but which of your majors are you using?”

“Vandam, actually.”

“Ah, Vandam. Not a bad chap.”

Bogge did not like the turn the conversation was taking. The brigadier did not really understand how careful you had to be with the likes of Vandam: give them an inch and they would take the Empire. The Army
would
promote these people above their station. Bogge's nightmare was to find himself taking orders from a postman's son with a Dorset accent. He said: “Vandam's got a bit of a soft spot for the wog, unfortunately; but as you say, he's good enough in a plodding sort of fashion.”

“Yes.” The brigadier was enjoying a long break, potting the colors one after another. “He went to the same school as I. Twenty years later, of course.”

Bogge smiled. “He was a scholarship boy, though, wasn't he, sir?”

“Yes,” said the brigadier. “So was I.” He pocketed the black.

“You seem to have won, sir,” said Bogge.

 

The manager of the Cha-Cha Club said that more than half his customers settled their bills in sterling, he could not possibly identify who payed in which currency, and even if he could he did not know the names of more than a few regulars.

The chief cashier of Shepheard's Hotel said something similar.

So did two taxi drivers, the proprietor of a soldiers' bar and the brothel keeper Madame Fahmy.

Vandam was expecting much the same story from the next location on his list, a shop owned by one Mikis Aristopoulos.

Aristopoulos had changed a large amount of sterling, most of it forged, and Vandam imagined his shop would be a business of considerable size, but it was not so. Aristopoulos had a small grocery store. It smelled of spices and coffee but there was not much on the shelves. Aristopoulos himself was a short Greek of about twenty-five years with a wide, white-toothed smile. He wore a striped apron over his cotton trousers and white shirt.

He said: “Good morning, sir. How can I help you?”

“You don't seem to have much to sell,” Vandam said.

Aristopoulos smiled. “If you're looking for something particular, I may have it in the stockroom. Have you shopped here before, sir?”

So that was the system: scarce delicacies in the back room for regular customers only. It meant he might know his clientele. Also, the amount of counterfeit money he had exchanged probably represented a large order, which he would remember.

Vandam said: “I'm not here to buy. Two days ago you took one hundred and forty-seven pounds in English money to the British paymaster general and exchanged it for Egyptian currency.”

Aristopoulos frowned and looked troubled. “Yes . . .”

“One hundred and twenty-seven pounds of that was counterfeit—forged—no good.”

Aristopoulos smiled and spread his arms in a huge shrug. “I am sorry for the paymaster. I take the money from English, I give it back to English . . . What can I do?”

“You can go to jail for passing counterfeit notes.”

Aristopoulos stopped smiling. “Please. This is not justice. How could I know?”

“Was all that money paid to you by one person?”

“I don't know—”

“Think!” Vandam said sharply. “Did anyone pay you one hundred and twenty-seven pounds?”

“Ah . . . yes! Yes!” Suddenly Aristopoulos looked hurt. “A very respectable customer. One hundred twenty-six pounds ten shillings.”

“His name?” Vandam held his breath.

“Mr. Wolff—”

“Ahhh.”

“I am so shocked. Mr. Wolff has been a good customer for many years, and no trouble with paying, never.”

“Listen,” Vandam said, “did you deliver the groceries?”

“No.”

“Damn.
”

“We offered to deliver, as usual, but this time Mr. Wolff—”

“You usually deliver to Mr. Wolff's home?”

“Yes, but this time—”

“What's the address?”

“Let me see. Villa les Oliviers, Garden City.”

Vandam banged his fist on the counter in frustration. Aristopoulos looked a little frightened. Vandam said: “You haven't delivered there recently, though.”

“Not since Mr. Wolff came back. Sir, I am very sorry that this bad money has passed through my innocent hands. Perhaps something can be arranged . . . ?”

“Perhaps,” Vandam said thoughtfully.

“Let us drink coffee together.”

Vandam nodded. Aristopoulos led him into the back room. The shelves here were well laden with bottles and tins, most of them imported. Vandam noticed Russian caviar, American canned ham and English jam. Aristopoulos poured thick strong coffee into tiny cups. He was smiling again.

Aristopoulos said: “These little problems can always be worked out between friends.”

They drank coffee.

Aristopoulos said: “Perhaps, as a gesture of friendship, I could offer you something from my store. I have a little stock of French wine—”

“No, no—”

“I can usually find some Scotch whiskey when everyone else in Cairo has run out—”

“I'm not interested in
that
kind of arrangement,” Vandam said impatiently.

“Oh!” said Aristopoulos. He had become quite convinced that Vandam was seeking a bribe.

“I want to find Wolff,” Vandam continued. “I need to know where he is living now. You said he was a regular customer. What sort of stuff does he buy?”

“Much champagne. Also some caviar. Coffee, quite a lot. Foreign liquor. Pickled walnuts, garlic sausage, brandied apricots . . .”