What's a Witch to Do?: A Midnight Magic Mystery (6 page)

“Why would he?” Not technically a lie.

“If he does, would you have him call me?”

“Jason, what about me? I could still be—”

“You’ll be fine. I have to go.” And he hangs up on me.

The bastard! Both of them! I am literally vibrating with rage. What the hell is the purpose of the co-op if I’m the only one who cooperates with the others? Hell’s bells, I cannot believe this. Well, next time either of them needs a favor, they can forget it. Screw them both.

There’s only one more person (and I use the term loosely) that I can call, but he won’t get my message until tonight. I’m not as friendly with Lord Thomas as the other members since he only attends summits once every three years if that, but he’s my last hope. I leave a message. “Thomas, this is Mona McGregor from the P.C.O. I, uh, there’s no easy way to say this.” I sigh. “Your second, Alejandro, along with one of my witches, was plotting to kill us. I understand, uh, that your end has been taken care of, but any help you can give me to find my wicked witch would be much appreciated as … she might still want to kill me. Ha ha. So please call me. Soon. Thank you.” I’m about to hang up when I remember, “Oh, and if Jason Dahl calls, could you please tell him that you were the one who filled me in on this whole mess? I’d appreciate it. Bye.” I hang up and thump my head on the altar.

Okay, now what?

I’ve read enough mystery novels to formulate a plan. I can do this. What would Stephanie Plum do? Sleep with two gorgeous guys then have her car blow up. Okay, not applicable. Miss Marple. What would Miss Marple do? Identify potential suspects.

Assuming this is a power play for my job, there are seven women in line for Priestess, all cousins of one stripe or another: Shirley, Whitney, Erica, Ann, Esther, Collins, and her sister Cheyenne. I can’t see eighty-three-year-old Ann or sixty-seven-year-old Esther sleeping with a vampire, and Whitney is fourteen, so for the time being I’ll discount them. That leaves four.

Shirley Andrews is a distant cousin I’ve had few dealings with. She’s in her fifties with two grown children, a sheriff husband, and a driven attitude. She won’t be happy until her husband is mayor or a senator. She barely associates with the rest of the coven unless it’s an election year. The only reason I know she’s an aether is Granny wrote her name down in a ledger that keeps track of all of us. If I was running against her husband for mayor then I wouldn’t put it past her to put a hit on me, but not for the run of the coven.

Next there’s Erica Fitch, who was my only real competition when I became High Priestess. She’s in her early forties but looks much younger thanks to constant glamour spells and trips to the plastic surgeon. Being a former trophy wife then rich widow is hard work. At age twenty-two she caught the eye of the richest man in the county, Deaver Fitch III, much to the chagrin of his first wife. Erica and Deaver were only married for three years before he mysteriously died of a stroke at age fifty-two in the middle of sex with his young bride. The entire town suspected she offed him, but there was no proof. She’s been the merry widow since, though her exploits with not only the young blue-collar boys in town but the upper echelon gentlemen in Richmond do tarnish that image.

She easily could have met Alejandro in Richmond at some point, though why she’d want to become High Priestess is beyond me. Growing up she regularly attended coven meetings, but those tapered off when she got married. Now she comes about once a year, mainly to catch up with old friends. The past month I have seen more of her as she’s on the Founders’ Week committee with me, and what a joy that has been. I do not enjoy high and mighty people putting me and everyone else down once a week. I almost want it to be her just so they can haul her liposuctioned butt away. Maybe she’s just bored and decided, “Hey, maybe that High Priestess job might be fun for a little while. I killed once, what’s one more time?” Possible.

Finally, there are the twins: Collins and Cheyenne Bell. I personally trained them as aethers when puberty hit. It’s rare to have two High Priestesses in one family, but since they’re identical twins it wasn’t too surprising. We have the same great-grandfather Crowley who, like his alleged father, left multiple bastards in his wake. Three that we know of. Granny and Auntie Sara were the only legitimate children. The Great Ramona forced her wayward son to marry his powerful cousin Camille, the supposed next High Priestess. Great-Grandma Camille died of the Spanish Flu before this came to pass, but Ramona lived until her late nineties, and by then Granny was old enough to take the reins.

Like most of my second cousins, Collins and Cheyenne come from the illegitimate branch of the family. Not that anyone save their grandmother Maxine cares anymore. Family is family, at least to me. I’d cross Collins off the list even before Shirley. She practically lived at my house growing up, what with those abusive asshole parents of hers. She even stayed with us for a few months just to get away from them. Then Granny died, and I had to send her back to said assholes. She went to live with her grandmother a few days after that. She and Debbie have been best friends since kindergarten. Hell, she’s Debbie’s maid of honor. I’ve known her all her life, and she doesn’t have a malicious bone in her body.

Now Cheyenne …

For identical twins, those two could not be more different. Their parents are drunken, abusive, disgusting assholes whose fights are legendary. Collins told me she spent years tending to her parents’ wounds so becoming a nurse was always a foregone conclusion. They never hit the girls though. Granny and I asked. We tried to informally adopt Cheyenne too, but she was a vicious child. Beating up Debbie, stealing, shouting obscenities at us. She hasn’t gotten much better with age. Poaching boyfriends, an arrest for drunk driving, and the inability to hold a job are her claims to fame in this town. She does attend coven meetings regularly but is constantly questioning me and making snide remarks. I have heard on more than one occasion that she’s been dabbling in the gray and even black magic. Anything that takes away a person’s free will, like love potions, is gray. Black is classified as anything that harms another living creature. Both are illegal. If a witch is guilty of either, I’m duty bound to contact the F.R.E.A.K.S. and excommunicate them from the coven. Right now all I have are rumors and a hunch. I was going to start digging more into the rumors after the wedding, but I guess I’ll have to start now. So how?

The curtain is pulled aside, and Billie pokes her head in. “Hey, some guy’s asking for you.”

My body tenses. Another hit man? “Who is he?”

She smiles mischievously. “I told you. Some guy.”

Great. I stand and walk into the store, my heart leaping into my throat when I lock eyes on the man at the counter. She was right, he is some Guy. “Dr. Sutcliffe,” I say with a nervous laugh. He looks gorgeous in his dark blue jeans and plaid sweater with white shirt underneath. “Um, hi!”

“Hi,” he says, blushing just like me.

Neither of us says another word for seconds, we just coyly smile at one another. Billie eyes us both, then clears her throat. “May we help you with something, doctor? We’re having a sale on Harry Potter items.”

“Oh, uh, no. Thank you.” He clears his throat. “I was just stopping by to check on Cora. How is her hand?”

“Fine. She said it still hurts and itches a little though.”

“That’s normal. It means it’s healing. The discomfort should stop in a day or two.”

“She’ll be happy to hear that,” I say.

More awkward silence where we gaze at our shoes. Billie clears her throat again. “Sorry. Frog in throat. I’m going in the back to get some water. Excuse me.” She winks at me as she passes. I really hope he didn’t see that.

When the curtain shuts, Guy and I smile nervously at each other. “So … you own this place?” he asks.

“Yeah, it’s been in the family for generations.”

He glances around, taking it all in. “I’ve never been in a magic shop before. It’s … interesting. Are there a lot of Wiccans in town?”

Really only about fifteen who practice the religion. “Enough.”

“And you’re the, what do they call it, ‘High Priestess’ is it?”

“Who told you that?”

“Collins. I never would have pegged her or you for a Wiccan. I always imagined someone like Stevie Nicks or Goths singing to the moon. Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” he backpedals. “Or the religion. To each his own and all.” Oh my goodness, I’ve flustered him again. A handsome man is clumsy around me. I like it. “I didn’t insult you, did I?”

“Not at all.”

He shakes his head. “Sorry. I don’t know what’s the matter with me today.”

“It’s just one of those days,” I say with a chuckle.

“I guess,” he says, averting his eyes. “So … have you always been Wiccan?”

“Pretty much. It’s the family religion, not unlike being a Baptist around here.”

“And you perform spells? Do they work?”

“Most of the time. They’re really just a way to focus and meditate on what you want. We don’t sacrifice animals or anything like that.”

“Oh, no, I know you don’t. The websites said so.” He was researching witches? There go the tingles again. He blushes again at his slip. “So uh, Founders’ Week is this week, right? What’s that usually like?”

I shrug. “Don’t know. We haven’t had one in fifty years, since the three hundred mark.”

“But you’re on the committee, right?” Has he been checking up on me? “What, um, events do you suggest I hit?”

“Well, you missed the crafts fair yesterday, but you can make the bake sale at the Methodist church today. My auntie’s making pig cookies. They’re delicious. I’m really just coordinating the festival on Friday. It’s gonna be great. We have games, rides, even fireworks. Sophie’s actually in the pageant that day.”

“I’ll definitely have to go then,” he says.

“Um, here,” I say, handing him a yellow flyer on the counter. “This
has the schedule.”

He reads it. “‘Bachelorette Auction?’”

“Yeah, it was my cousin Erica’s idea,” I say, rolling my eyes.

“Are you in it?”

“No, no,” I say with a chuckle. “Hell no.”

“Why not?”

“Because … ” Nobody would spend a nickel on me, “I’m too busy.”

“To go on a date for charity? That doesn’t sound like you.”

“But you don’t know me very well,” I point out.

He raises an eyebrow. “Maybe you can sign up for that auction, and we can remedy that.” Oh hell’s bells. Did he … does he mean … I’m speechless, but singing like Maria on the Swiss Alps inside. I’m also so red now I’m closer to purple. I manage a bright smile, which he returns. Thank the goddess customers come in. Tourists, since I’ve never seen them before. Guy glances back at them, then at me. “I’ll let you get back to work. Think about what I said.”

“I most definitely will,” I say, trying to stay composed.

He walks toward the door, but just as he steps out he pokes his head back in. “See you around, Mona.”

“Bye, Guy.” The moment the door shuts, I squeal and jump up and down. The tourists are taken aback, but I could give a hoot.

Billie, who probably had her ear to the curtain the whole time, rushes out. “You have to do that auction.”

“He is interested in me, right? I’m not just going nuts?”

“No way. He totally wants in your pants. You’re doing the auction Wednesday, right?”

“Yeah, I guess. I don’t know what to do. This is unprecedented. I haven’t been on a date in ten years. I don’t know how to act. I don’t know if I’m supposed to call him. I suck at flirting. You heard me, I was … horrible.”

“You did fine,
obviously.
All you have to do is show up at the country club Wednesday. I have a feeling he’ll handle the rest.”

Now I just have to live that long.

• Pick up the werewolf
  

Time flies when you have fifteen potions to concoct, customers to assist, a survival plan to make, and a fantasy wedding to envision. Adam’s had three hours to play wolf when I return to the barn. I did make a quick stop at Walmart to get him some clothes and toiletries. Hope they fit.

As I approach the barn, I hear growling and furious digging. When I’m a few feet away, the sounds stop. “Adam?”

Just as I get within a few feet, out of nowhere a big brown ball of fur crashes into the side of the wall, the whole barn shimmying. Slats of wood fall and slide to the ground, one from the roof landing a foot away from me. I gasp and step back as the growling inside intensifies. Through an opening I see rows of sharp teeth snapping as a claw reaches through a hole in the ground. He found a way around my gate.

I’ve never seen a werewolf after a transformation for this very reason: they’re scary as hell. Whatever the man weighed as a human, he weighs as a wild beast. Like Adam’s normal hair, his pelt is light brown with blonde highlights. Those razor sharp talons continue digging in the dirt in an attempt to get out and eat my liver. But I don’t have time for a hissy fit. I push my fear aside, square my shoulders, and march back to the barn. “Adam Blue, you stop that this instant!” Using my power, I reach into the ground and tell it to close up the hole. There’s a small tremor. The dirt redistributes as the wolf whines and backs away. “Bad boy!”

The wolf stares at me, at first baring his fangs and growling, but then his still bright blue eyes lock on mine. As if a switch was flicked, he calms. The growling is replaced with panting while the vibrating hair along his spine flattens. Guess he remembers me. “Can you understand me?” He keeps panting, pink tongue lolling out of the side of his mouth. I’ll take that as a yes. “I’m going to change you back now, okay?” He whines a little. “I know, but I need you human. Sorry. Hey, the full moon is next week. You can come back then.” The wolf walks up to me, still whining. He’s a good-looking wolf, majestic as hell. I have the strongest urge to run my hand through his soft fur. I don’t though. I like my hands attached to my body, thank you.