“Lie down, there's a dear,” said Olivia.
Alice lay down and Olivia stuck a toy thermometer in her mouth. She stroked back Alice's hair from her forehead and said, “Now I will listen to your heart, patient.” She plugged the stethoscope to her ears and pressed the other end against Alice's chest. She frowned professionally. Alice tried not to laugh. This kid was adorable.
“Okay, patient, your heart is beating,” she said.
“Phew,” said Alice.
Olivia removed the thermometer and looked at it. Her mouth dropped. “You have a terrible fever, patient! You're burning up!”
“Oh no! What should I do?”
“You should watch me do a cartwheel. That will cure you.”
Olivia did a perfect cartwheel. Alice applauded and Olivia bowed. She went to do another one.
“Not in the house, Olivia!” snapped Nick. “You know that!”
Olivia stuck her bottom lip out. “Please, Daddy, please. Just one more.”
“Should she be wearing your lipstick like that?” asked Nick.
“Oh, well,” said Alice, “I'm not exactly sure.”
“Let your mother get dinner started.” Nick had the same exhausted, defeated look as Elisabeth had the night before. Everyone was so tired and cranky in 2008.
“Sorry, darling Daddy.” Olivia threw her arms around Nick's legs.
“Go and get changed out of your swimming costume,” said Nick. Olivia danced off, swirling her red cape around her.
They were alone.
“By the way, I didn't get all of Olivia's homework done,” said Nick. He sounded defensive, like he was confessing something.
“You mean you do Olivia's homework for her?” asked Alice.
“Of course not! Jesus. You really do think I'm incompetent, don't you.”
Alice sat up. “No I don't.”
“She's only got eight questions to go. It's obviously more difficult when you're all together in a small apartment. Also we didn't quite finish Tom's reading. And we spent three hours doing Madison's science experiment today. Tom wanted to do it for her.”
“Nick.”
He stopped talking, took a mouthful of his wine, and looked at her.
“What?”
“Why are we getting a divorce?”
“What sort of question is that?”
“I just want to know.”
The longing to stand up and touch him was so strong, she had to press her hands against her thighs to stop herself from leaping up and burying her head under his chin.
“It doesn't matter why we're getting a divorce,” said Nick. “I'm not having this conversation. What is the point of it? I'm not interested in playing games tonight, Alice. I'm exhausted. If you're trying to make me say something you can use against me, it's not going to work.”
“Oh,” said Alice.
Would her capacity for shock ever run out? She realized that ever since Elisabeth had first uttered the word “divorce” at the hospital, she'd been waiting to see Nick so that he could take it away, make it nothing to do with them.
“Maybe I should just go home,” said Nick, putting his glass down on the coffee table.
“You told me once that if we were ever having trouble with our relationship, you would move heaven and earth to try and fix it,” said Alice. “We were at that new Italian restaurant when you said that. We were peeling the wax off the candlestick. I remember it very, very clearly.”
“Alice.”
“You said we were going to get old and grumpy together and go on coach tours and play bingo. The garlic bread was cold but we were too hungry to complain.”
Nick's lower lip had dropped, so he looked stupid.
“One night, we were standing in Sarah O'Brien's driveway waiting for a taxi and I asked if you thought Sarah looked even more beautiful than usual that night, and you said, âAlice, I could never love anyone the way I love you,' and I laughed and said, âThat wasn't the question,' but it was the question, because I was feeling insecure, and that's what you said. You said that. It was cold. You were wearing that big woolly jumper that you lost at Katoomba. Don't you remember?”
She could feel her nose starting to block.
Nick was holding his palms up in a panicky fashion, as if there were a fire starting right in front of him but he couldn't see anything handy to extinguish it.
Alice sniffed noisily. “Sorry,” she said, and looked at the floor because she couldn't bear to look at his familiar but strange face.
She said, “These tiles are the absolute perfect color. Where did we get them?”
“I don't know,” said Nick. “It must have been ten years ago.” She looked back up at him. He dropped his hands by his sides and his eyes widened as comprehension swept his face. He said, “Alice, you did get your memory back, didn't you? I just assumedâI mean, you're home from the hospital. You don't still think it's 1998, do you?”
“I know it's 2008. I believe it. It just doesn't feel like it.”
“Yes, but you
remember
the last ten years, don't you? That's not why you're asking these bizarre questions, is it?”
Alice said, “Did you have an affair with that woman who lived across the road? The one who died? Gina?”
“An affair? With
Gina
? You are joking.”
“Oh. Good.”
He said, “You don't remember Gina?”
“No. I remember the balloons at her funeral.”
“But Alice . . .” Nick leaned forward urgently. He looked around the room to make sure they were alone and lowered his voice. “You do remember the
kids
, don't you?”
Alice met his eyes and silently shook her head.
“Not at all?”
“The last thing I remember properly is being pregnant with the Sultana. I mean, Madison.”
Nick slammed his palms against his knees. (He had all these new grown-up grumpy gestures.) “For God's sake, why aren't you still at the hospital?”
“Did you have an affair with someone
other
than Gina?” asked Alice.
“What? No, of course not.”
“Did
I
?”
“Not that I know of. Can we get back to the point?”
“So there were no affairs at all?”
“No! Jesus. We didn't have
time
for affairs. We didn't have the energy. Well, I didn't. Maybe you did, in between your precious aerobics classes and beautician appointments, in which case, good luck to you.”
Alice thought about how she'd kissed Dominick.
She said, “Do you have a girlfriend now? Oh, don't answer that. I can't bear it if you've got a girlfriend. Don't answer it.” She put her hands over her ears, took them away, and said, “Do you?”
Nick said, “You must have hit your head really hard, Alice.”
For a moment it seemed like the real Nick was back. He was shaking his head in comical disbelief, the way he did when he caught her crying over that margarine ad with the ducklings, or hopping around swearing because she'd hurt herself kicking the washing machine, or down on her knees frenziedly pulling everything out of the fridge in the hope of finding a forgotten bar of chocolate.
Then the look vanished as if he'd just recalled something highly irritating and he said, “Anyway, according to Olivia, you've got a boyfriend yourself. Jasper's dad. The school principal, no less. Do you remember
him
?”
Her face became warm. “I didn't remember him, but I met him yesterday.”
“Right,” said Nick testily. “Well, he sounds very nice. Think I remember him from the school. Tall, lanky bloke. Anyway, so glad everything is working out so well for you. The question is, are you well enough to look after the children tonight? Or should they come back with me?”
Alice said, “If neither of us had an affair, why aren't we still together? What could be bad enough to break us up?”
Nick exhaled noisily. He looked around the room in a flabbergasted way, as if looking for guidance from an equally flabbergasted audience. “It seems to me like this is a pretty serious head injury. I can't believe they let you leave the hospital.”
“They did a CT scan. There's nothing physically wrong with me. Also, I sort of told them that I had my memory back.”
Nick's eyes rose to the heavens. Another pompous new gesture. “Oh, great. Brilliant. Lie to the doctors. Well done, Alice.”
“Why are you being so mean to me?”
“What, are we five now? I'm not being mean to you.”
“You are. And you don't even sound like yourself. You've got all sarcastic and clichéd and . . . ordinary.”
“Thank you. Thank you so much. Clichéd and ordinary. Yes, it's such a great mystery why our marriage has ended.”
He looked around with a triumphant jeer for his invisible audience again, as if to say, “See what I have to put up with?”
“I'm sorry,” said Alice. “I didn't mean . . .” She drifted off because she was remembering what it was like when you broke up with someone. Conversations became so hopelessly tangled. You had to be polite and precise. You couldn't safely criticize anymore, because you didn't have the right. You'd lost your immunity.
“Oh, Nick,” she said helplessly.
She was experiencing all those familiar symptoms of a relationship breakup. The nausea. The sensation of something huge and hard lodged in the center of her chest. That trembly, teary feeling.
She wasn't supposed to ever have to feel this way again. Breakups were meant to be something from her youth. Painful memories. Actually not that painful, because it was sort of nice to look fondly back at her younger self and think, “Oh you silly thing, crying over that jerk.”
This was meant to be her grown-up relationship. The one that lasted forever.
She put her wineglass on the coffee table and turned to face him. “Just tell me why we're getting a divorce. Please.”
“That's an impossible question to answer. There are a million reasons. And you'd probably give a million different reasons.”
“Well, just sort of . . . sum it up.”
“In twenty-five words or less.”
“Yes, please.”
He smiled slightly and it was the real Nick again. He kept appearing and disappearing.
He said, “Well, I guessâ” and then he stopped and bowed his head. “Oh, Alice.” An expression of pure misery crossed his face.
It was too much for Alice. Her instinct was to comfort him, and she wanted to be comforted herself, and it was
Nick
, for heaven's sake.
She launched herself across the room and into his arms and buried her face in his chest, breathing in deeply. It was still Nick. He still smelled exactly like himself.
“Whatever went wrong, we'll fix it,” she babbled. “We'll get counseling. We'll go on a nice holiday somewhere!” She was inspired. “With the
children
! They can come too!
Our
children! How fun would that be? Or we'll just hang around here. Swim in the pool. The pool! I love the pool! How did we ever afford that? I guess with your new job. Do you like the job? I couldn't believe it! You've got your own personal assistant. She wasn't very nice to me, but that's okay, I don't mind.”
“Alice.”
He wasn't hugging her back. The words kept tumbling out of her mouth. She could talk her way out of this.
“I'm skinny, aren't I? I might even be too skinny. What do you think? How did I get so skinny? Did I give up chocolate? I can't find any chocolate in the whole house. My password is âoregano.' Weird. Hey, why isn't Mrs. Bergen talking to me? Did I offend her? Elisabeth seems mad at me, too. But you still love me, don't you? You must still love me.”
“Stop it.” He held on to her shoulders and pushed her gently away.
“Because we have three children. And I still love you.”
“No, Alice.” He shook his head sternly, as if she were a toddler about to touch an electrical socket.
“What are you two fighting about this time?” Alice and Nick turned to see Madison leaning against the door frame. She must have had a shower. She was wearing a dressing gown, her face was scrubbed, and her hair was wet, pulled back from her face.
“Oh, you look so beautiful,” said Alice involuntarily.
Madison's face changed, became ugly with rage.
“Why do you always say such stupid, retarded things?”
“Madison!” boomed Nick. “Do not speak to your mother like that.”
“Well, she
is
! Anyway, I heard you say to Auntie Ella that Mum was a hard bitch, so why are you pretending to like her? I know you hate her.”
Alice caught her breath.
“I do
not
hate your mother,” said Nick. Alice could see tension pulling the skin around his mouth tight. He looked so old.
“You do so hate her,” said Madison.
“He
does not
hate Mum!” It was Tom. He punched Madison in the arm. “I hate
you
.”
“Tom!” snapped Nick.
“Owwww!” Madison clutched her arm, her knees collapsed beneath her, and she fell in a heap on the floor. “He
hit
me. You're not meant to hit girls. That is domestic violence. That is violence against women.”
“You're not a woman,” sneered Tom. “You're just a stupid girl.”
Madison kicked viciously at Tom's leg. Tom threw back his head and howled. He looked at Alice, his face bright red and filled with righteous fury. “Mum, did you see how hard she kicked me? I only punched her a little bit!”