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Authors: Michael Teitelbaum

Very Hungry Zombie

ZOMBIE WARNING:
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Copyright © 2012 by Michael Teitelbaum and Jonathan Apple

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available on file. ISBN: 978-1-62087-182-9

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THE VERY
HUNGRY
ZOMBIE

A Parody

written by
Michael Teitelbaum

illustrated by
Jon Apple

Skyhorse Publishing

A blood-red moon shown down on a corpse that lay rotting beneath the ground.

At the crack of dawn, on a Sunday morning, out of a grave crawled a horrifically hungry zombie.

He started to hunt for fresh, juicy humans to snack on.

On Monday he devoured one astronaut. But he found himself in a gaseous atmosphere.

On Tuesday he chewed through two party clowns. But they tasted kind of funny.

On Wednesday he gnawed on three football players. But he found them tough and gritty.

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