Authors: Agatha Christie
There was an awkward pause after the police officers had left the room with Jan. Then Starkwedder remarked, âWell, I suppose I'd better go and see whether they've managed to get my car out of the ditch yet. We didn't seem to pass it on the way here.'
âNo,' Laura explained. âThe drive comes up from the other road.'
âYes, I see,' Starkwedder answered, as he walked across to the french windows. He turned. âHow different things look in the daylight,' he observed as he stepped out onto the terrace.
As soon as he had gone, Laura and Julian Farrar turned to each other. âJulian!' Laura exclaimed. âThat lighter! I said it was
mine
.'
âYou said it was yours? To the inspector?' Farrar asked.
âNo. To
him
.'
âToâto this fellowâ' Farrar began, and then stopped as they both noticed Starkwedder walking along the terrace outside the windows. âLauraâ' he began again.
âBe careful,' said Laura, going across to the little window in the alcove and looking out. âHe may be listening to us.'
âWho is he?' asked Farrar. âDo you know him?'
Laura came back to the centre of the room. âNo. No, I don't know him,' she told Farrar. âHeâhe had an accident with his car, and he came here last night. Just afterâ'
Julian Farrar touched her hand which rested on the back of the sofa. âIt's all right, Laura. You know that I'll do everything I can.'
âJulianâ
fingerprints
,' Laura gasped.
âWhat fingerprints?'
âOn that table. On that table there, and on the pane of glass. Are theyâyours?'
Farrar removed his hand from hers, indicating that Starkwedder was again walking along the terrace outside. Without turning to the window, Laura moved away from him, saying loudly, âIt's very kind of you, Julian, and I'm sure there will be a lot of business things you can help us with.'
Starkwedder was pacing about, outside on the terrace. When he had moved out of sight, Laura turned to
face Julian Farrar again. âAre those fingerprints yours, Julian? Think.'
Farrar considered for a moment. Then, âOn the tableâyesâthey might have been.'
âOh God!' Laura cried. âWhat shall we do?'
Starkwedder could now be glimpsed again, walking back and forth along the terrace just outside the windows. Laura puffed at her cigarette. âThe police think it's a man called MacGregorâ' she told Julian. She gave him a desperate look, pausing to allow him an opportunity to make some comment.
âWell, that's all right, then,' he replied. âThey'll probably go on thinking so.'
âBut supposeâ' Laura began.
Farrar interrupted her. âI must go,' he said. âI've got an appointment.' He rose. âIt's all right, Laura,' he said, patting her shoulder. âDon't worry. I'll see that you're all right.'
The look on Laura's face was one of an incomprehension verging on desperation. Apparently oblivious of it, Farrar walked across to the french windows. As he pushed a window open, Starkwedder was approaching with the obvious intention of entering the room. Farrar politely moved aside, to avoid colliding with him.
âOh, are you off now?' Starkwedder asked him.
âYes,' said Farrar. âThings are rather busy these
days. Election coming on, you know, in a week's time.'
âOh, I see,' Starkwedder replied. âExcuse my ignorance, but what are you? Tory?'
âI'm a Liberal,' said Farrar. He sounded slightly indignant.
âOh, are they still at it?' Starkwedder asked, brightly.
Julian Farrar drew a sharp breath, and left the room without another word. When he had gone, not quite slamming the door behind him, Starkwedder looked at Laura almost fiercely. Then, âI see,' he said, his anger rising. âOr at least I'm beginning to see.'
âWhat do you mean?' Laura asked him.
âThat's the boyfriend, isn't it?' He came closer to her. âWell, come on now, is it?'
âSince you ask,' Laura replied, defiantly, âyes, it is!'
Starkwedder looked at her for a moment without speaking. Then, âThere are quite a few things you didn't tell me last night, aren't there?' he said angrily. âThat's why you snatched up his lighter in such a hurry and said it was yours.' He walked away a few paces and then turned to face her again. âAnd how long has this been going on between you and him?'
âFor quite some time now,' Laura said quietly.
âBut you didn't ever decide to leave Warwick and go away together?'
âNo,' Laura answered. âThere's Julian's career, for one thing. It might ruin him politically.'
Starkwedder sat himself down ill-temperedly at one end of the sofa. âOh, surely not, these days,' he snapped. âDon't they all take adultery in their stride?'
âThese would have been special circumstances,' Laura tried to explain. âHe was a friend of Richard's, and with Richard being a crippleâ'
âOh yes, I see. It certainly wouldn't have been good publicity!' Starkwedder retorted.
Laura came over to the sofa and stood looking down at him. âI suppose you think I ought to have told you this last night?' she observed, icily.
Starkwedder looked away from her. âYou were under no obligation,' he muttered.
Laura seemed to relent. âI didn't think it matteredâ' she began. âI meanâall I could think of was my having shot Richard.'
Starkwedder seemed to warm to her again, as he murmured, âYes, yes, I see.' After a pause, he added, â
I
couldn't think of anything else, either.' He paused again, and then looked up at her. âDo you want to try a little experiment?' he asked. âWhere were you standing when you shot Richard?'
âWhere was I standing?' Laura echoed. She sounded perplexed.
âThat's what I said.'
After a moment's thought, Laura replied, âOhâover there.' She nodded vaguely towards the french windows.
âGo and stand where you were standing,' Starkwedder instructed her.
Laura rose and began to move nervously about the room. âIâI can't remember,' she told him. âDon't ask me to remember.' She sounded scared now. âIâI was upset. Iâ'
Starkwedder interrupted her. âYour husband said something to you,' he reminded her. âSomething that made you snatch up the gun.'
Rising from the sofa, he went to the table by the armchair and put his cigarette out. âWell, come on, let's act it out,' he continued. âThere's the table, there's the gun.' He took Laura's cigarette from her, and put it in the ashtray. âNow then, you were quarrelling. You picked up the gunâpick it upâ'
âI don't want to!' Laura cried.
âDon't be a little fool,' Starkwedder growled. âIt's not loaded. Come on, pick it up. Pick it up.'
Laura picked up the gun, hesitantly.
âYou snatched it up,' he reminded her. âYou didn't pick it up gingerly like that. You snatched it up, and you shot him. Show me how you did it.'
Holding the gun awkwardly, Laura backed away from him. âIâIâ' she began.
âGo on. Show me,' Starkwedder shouted at her.
Laura tried to aim the gun. âGo on, shoot!' he repeated, still shouting. âIt isn't loaded.'
When she still hesitated, he snatched the gun from her in triumph. âI thought so,' he exclaimed. âYou've never fired a revolver in your life. You don't know how to do it.' Looking at the gun, he continued, âYou don't even know enough to release the safety catch.'
He dropped the gun on the footstool, then walked to the back of the sofa, and turned to face her. After a pause, he said quietly, âYou didn't shoot your husband.'
âI did,' Laura insisted.
âOh no, you didn't,' Starkwedder repeated with conviction.
Sounding frightened, Laura asked, âThen why should I say I did?'
Starkwedder took a deep breath and then exhaled. Coming round the sofa, he threw himself down on it heavily. âThe answer to that seems pretty obvious to me. Because it was Julian Farrar who shot him,' he retorted.
âNo!' Laura exclaimed, almost shouting.
âYes!'
âNo!' she repeated.
âI say yes,' he insisted.
âIf it was Julian,' Laura asked him, âwhy on earth should I say
I
did it?'
Starkwedder looked at her levelly. âBecause,' he said, âyou thoughtâand thought quite rightlyâthat I'd cover up for
you
. Oh yes, you were certainly right about that.' He lounged back into the sofa before continuing, âYes, you played me along very prettily. But I'm through, do you hear? I'm through. I'm damned if I'm going to tell a pack of lies to save Major Julian Farrar's skin.'
There was a pause. For a few moments Laura said nothing. Then she smiled and calmly walked over to the table by the armchair to pick up her cigarette. Turning back to Starkwedder, she said, âOh yes, you are! You'll have to! You can't back out now! You've told your story to the police. You can't change it.'
âWhat?' Starkwedder gasped, taken aback.
Laura sat in the armchair. âWhatever you know, or think you know,' she pointed out to him, âyou've got to stick to your story. You're an accessory after the factâyou said so yourself.' She drew on her cigarette.
Starkwedder rose and faced her. Dumbfounded, he exclaimed, âWell, I'm damned! You little bitch!' He glared at her for a few moments without saying anything further, then suddenly turned on his heel, went swiftly to the french windows, and left. Laura watched him striding across the garden. She made a
movement as though to follow and call him back, but then apparently thought better of it. With a troubled look on her face, she slowly turned away from the windows.
Later that day, towards the end of the afternoon, Julian Farrar paced nervously up and down in the study. The french windows to the terrace were open, and the sun was about to set, throwing a golden light onto the lawn outside. Farrar had been summoned by Laura Warwick, who apparently needed to see him urgently. He kept glancing at his watch as he awaited her.
Farrar seemed very upset and distraught. He looked out onto the terrace, turned back into the room again, and glanced at his watch. Then, noticing a newspaper on the table by the armchair, he picked it up. It was a local paper,
The Western Echo
, with a news story on the front page reporting Richard Warwick's death. â
PROMINENT LOCAL RESIDENT MURDERED BY MYSTERIOUS ASSAILANT
,' the headline announced. Farrar sat in the armchair and began nervously to read the report. After a moment, he flung the paper aside,
and strode over to the french windows. With a final glance back into the room, he set off across the lawn. He was halfway across the garden, when he heard a sound behind him. Turning, he called, âLaura, I'm sorry Iâ' and then stopped, disappointed, as he saw that the person coming towards him was not Laura Warwick, but Angell, the late Richard Warwick's valet and attendant.
âMrs Warwick asked me to say she will be down in a moment, sir,' said Angell as he approached Farrar. âBut I wondered if I might have a brief word with you?'
âYes, yes. What is it?'
Angell came up to Julian Farrar, and walked on for a pace or two further away from the house, as if anxious that their talk should not be overheard. âWell?' said Farrar, following him.
âI am rather worried, sir,' Angell began, âabout my own position in the house, and I felt I would like to consult you on the matter.'
His mind full of his own affairs, Julian Farrar was not really interested. âWell, what's the trouble?' he asked.
Angell thought for a moment before replying. Then, âMr Warwick's death, sir,' he said, âit puts me out of a job.'
âYes. Yes, I suppose it does,' Farrar responded. âBut I imagine you will easily get another, won't you?'
âI hope so, sir,' Angell replied.
âYou're a qualified man, aren't you?' Farrar asked him.
âOh, yes, sir. I'm qualified,' Angell replied, âand there is always either hospital work or private work to be obtained. I know that.'
âThen what's troubling you?'
âWell, sir,' Angell told him, âthe circumstances in which this job came to an end are very distasteful to me.'
âIn plain English,' Farrar remarked, âyou don't like having been mixed up with murder. Is that it?'
âYou could put it that way, sir,' the valet confirmed.
âWell,' said Farrar, âI'm afraid there is nothing anyone can do about that. Presumably you'll get a satisfactory reference from Mrs Warwick.' He took out his cigarette-case and opened it.
âI don't think there will be any difficulty about that, sir,' Angell responded. âMrs Warwick is a very nice ladyâa very charming lady, if I may say so.' There was a faint insinuation in his tone.
Julian Farrar, having decided to await Laura after all, was about to go back into the house. However, he turned, struck by something in the valet's manner. âWhat do you mean?' he asked quietly.
âI shouldn't like to inconvenience Mrs Warwick in any way,' Angell replied, unctuously.
Before speaking, Farrar took a cigarette from his case, and then returned the case to his pocket. âYou mean,' he said, âyou'reâstopping on a bit to oblige her?'
âThat is quite true, sir,' Angell affirmed. âI am helping out in the house. But that is not exactly what I meant.' He paused, and then continued, âIt's a matter, reallyâof my conscience, sir.'
âWhat in hell do you meanâyour conscience?' Farrar asked sharply.
Angell looked uncomfortable, but his voice was quite confident as he continued, âI don't think you quite appreciate my difficulties, sir. In the matter of giving my evidence to the police, that is. It is my duty as a citizen to assist the police in any manner possible. At the same time, I wish to remain loyal to my employers.'
Julian Farrar turned away to light his cigarette. âYou speak as though there was a conflict,' he said quietly.
âIf you think about it, sir,' Angell remarked, âyou will realize that there is bound to be a conflictâa conflict of loyalties if I may so put it.'
Farrar looked directly at the valet. âJust exactly what are you getting at, Angell?' he asked.
âThe police, sir, are not in a position to appreciate the background,' Angell replied. âThe background mightâI just say
might
âbe very important in a case like this.
Also, of late I have been suffering rather severely from insomnia.'
âDo your ailments have to come into this?' Farrar asked him sharply.
âUnfortunately they do, sir,' was the valet's smooth reply. âI retired early last night, but I was unable to get to sleep.'
âI'm sorry about that,' Farrar commiserated drily, âbut reallyâ'
âYou see, sir,' Angell continued, ignoring the interruption, âowing to the position of my bedroom in this house, I have become aware of certain matters of which perhaps the police are not fully cognizant.'
âJust what are you trying to say?' Farrar asked, coldly.
âThe late Mr Warwick, sir,' Angell replied, âwas a sick man and a cripple. It's really only to be expected under those sad circumstances that an attractive lady like Mrs Warwick mightâhow shall I put it?âform an attachment elsewhere.'
âSo that's it, is it?' said Farrar. âI don't think I like your tone, Angell.'
âNo, sir,' Angell murmured. âBut please don't be too precipitate in your judgement. Just think it over, sir. You will perhaps realize my difficulty. Here I am, in possession of knowledge which I have not, so far, communicated to the policeâbut knowledge which, perhaps, it is my duty to communicate to them.'
Julian Farrar stared at Angell coldly. âI think,' he said, âthat this story of going to the police with your information is all ballyhoo. What you're really doing is suggesting that you're in a position to stir up dirt unlessâ' he paused, and then completed his sentence: ââunless what?'
Angell shrugged his shoulders. âI am, of course, as you have just pointed out,' he observed, âa fully qualified nurse-attendant. But there are times, Major Farrar, when I feel I would like to set up on my own. A smallânot a nursing-home, exactlyâbut an establishment where I could take on perhaps five or six patients. With an assistant, of course. The patients would probably include gentlemen who are alcoholically difficult to manage at home. That sort of thing. Unfortunately, although I have accumulated a certain amount of savings, they are not enough. I wonderedâ' His voice trailed off suggestively.
Julian Farrar completed his thought for him. âYou wondered,' he said, âif Iâor I and Mrs Warwick togetherâcould come to your assistance in this project, no doubt.'
âI just wondered, sir,' Angell replied meekly. âIt would be a great kindness on your part.'
âYes, it would, wouldn't it?' Farrar observed sarcastically.
âYou suggested rather harshly,' Angell went on, âthat
I'm threatening to stir up dirt. Meaning, I take it, scandal. But it's not that at all, sir. I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing.'
âWhat exactly is it you are driving at, Angell?' Farrar sounded as though he were beginning to lose his patience. âYou're certainly driving at something.'
Angell gave a self-deprecating smile before replying. Then he spoke quietly but with emphasis. âAs I say, sir, last night I couldn't sleep very well. I was lying awake, listening to the booming of the foghorn. An extremely depressing sound I always find it, sir. Then it seemed to me that I heard a shutter banging. A very irritating noise when you're trying to get to sleep. I got up and leaned out of my window. It seemed to be the shutter of the pantry window, almost immediately below me.'
âWell?' asked Farrar, sharply.
âI decided, sir, to go down and attend to the shutter,' Angell continued. âAs I was on my way downstairs, I heard a shot.' He paused briefly. âI didn't think anything of it at the time. “Mr Warwick at it again,” I thought. “But surely he can't see what he's shooting at in a mist like this.” I went to the pantry, sir, and fastened back the shutter securely. But, as I was standing there, feeling a bit uneasy for some reason, I heard footsteps coming along the path outside the windowâ'
âYou mean,' Farrar interrupted, âthe path thatâ' His eyes went towards it.
âYes, sir,' Angell agreed. âThe path that leads from the terrace, around the corner of the house, that wayâpast the domestic offices. A path that's not used very much, except of course by you, sir, when you come over here, seeing as it's a short cut from your house to this one.'
He stopped speaking, and looked intently at Julian Farrar, who merely said icily, âGo on.'
âI was feeling, as I said, a bit uneasy,' Angell continued, âthinking there might be a prowler about. I can't tell you how relieved I was, sir, to see
you
pass the pantry window, walking quicklyâhurrying on your way back home.'
After a pause, Farrar said, âI can't really see any point in what you're telling me. Is there supposed to be one?'
With an apologetic cough, Angell answered him. âI just wondered, sir, whether you have mentioned to the police that you came over here last night to see Mr Warwick. In case you have not done so, and supposing that they should question me further as to the events of last nightâ'
Farrar interrupted him. âYou do realize, don't you,' he asked tersely, âthat the penalty for blackmail is severe?'
âBlackmail, sir?' responded Angell, sounding shocked. âI don't know what you mean. It's just a question, as I said, of deciding where my duty lies. The policeâ'
âThe police,' Farrar interrupted him sharply, âare perfectly satisfied as to who killed Mr Warwick. The fellow practically signed his name to the crime. They're not likely to come asking you any more questions.'
âI assure you, sir,' Angell interjected, with alarm in his voice, âI only meantâ'
âYou know perfectly well,' Farrar interrupted again, âthat you couldn't have recognized anybody in that thick fog last night. You've simply invented this story in order toâ' He broke off, as he saw Laura Warwick emerging from the house into the garden.