Garth disappeared into the small office at the back of the shop. Then Carmela heard a door snick open, a metallic clink, and a water faucet being turned on.
Okay, good
, she decided.
He’s sad, he’s morose, but he’s still functioning. That’s important. He’s not frozen with grief.
Carmela glanced around the shop. Fire and Ice was small, tasteful, exquisitely done. The gray carpeting neatly complemented the sand-blasted beige brick walls and whitewashed wooden ceiling. Track lighting arranged in two languid S-curves focused pinpoint spotlights on the gleaming glass cases. A flat-screen TV, mounted on one wall, the sound low, played languid footage of an Italian jewelry fashion show.
As Carmela waited for Garth to return, she wandered about, peering into the various jewelry cases, and was struck by the number of really gorgeous pieces that Fire and Ice carried.
One glass case was stuffed with estate jewelry resting on puffy black velvet pillows. An old mine-cut diamond in a quatrefoil-pronged platinum setting caught her eye, as did a pair of square, deco-style earrings encrusted with diamonds and rubies.
The next case over contained ultracontemporary pieces. Carmela quickly became entranced with a large square silver pin inset with a single ruby, as well as a brushed-gold charm bracelet adorned with teardrop-shaped aquamarines and citrines.
It had been a while since she’d been inside Fire and Ice. A while, really, since she could afford to buy fine jewelry for herself. But some of these pieces were quite spectacular.
Maybe, if she and Ava really did decide to move ahead on Medusa Manor, she’d be able to afford one of these pieces. What a treat!
Carmela edged toward a circular, stand-alone glass case. A large, black gleaming stone had caught her eye, and she was suddenly curious. But when she peered into the case for a closer look, she was surprised to see that the black stone capped a pendant that featured a miniature painting of two children surrounded by puffs of clouds.
“Victorian mourning jewelry,” Garth murmured from behind her.
Carmela jumped. She hadn’t heard him approach. His voice, low and gravelly, had startled her.
“That large black stone is jet,” Garth pointed out. “And the pendant is edged with seed pearls. In Victorian times, seed pearls were supposed to represent tears.”
“Mourning jewelry seems like a strange thing to carry,” said Carmela. “I can’t imagine there’s much demand for it.” She was staring at another pendant that portrayed a young girl cradling a lamb.
“Oh,” said Garth, setting the vase of flowers onto one of the glass counters, “Melody was a big fan of mourning jewelry. And I’m an
enormous
fan. You’d be surprised how many collectors there are who are always on the hunt for a new piece of this stuff.”
“Strange what people collect,” murmured Carmela. “What trips their fancy.”
“Mmm,” said Garth. He pulled a keychain from his pocket, stuck a small key in the side of the case, and swung open a glass door. “Take a look at this.” He reached into the case, selected a small gold heart pendant, and dangled it in front of her.
“Pretty,” said Carmela. Suspended from a twenty-inch gold box chain was a rounded, dimensional heart. A puffy heart, really. Probably a locket.
Garth handed the necklace to Carmela.
“Does it open?” she asked.
“Of course,” said Garth, in an almost encouraging tone. “In fact, it’s our most popular piece of cremation jewelry.”
Time stood still for a few moments as Carmela stared at him. “Excuse me?”
“Cremation jewelry,” repeated Garth. He nodded toward the case. “Fire and Ice has always carried a rather extensive selection. Hearts, crosses, angels, bells, stars, and dolphins. We’ve even special-ordered cats and dogs.”
“So they’re really . . .” began Carmela. She’d just noticed the small, hand-lettered sign that rested inside the case. The one that read
Cremation Jewelry
.
“They’re tiny urns,” said Garth. “Designed to hold a pinch of ashes. Some are even urn shaped.”
“Interesting,” responded Carmela. It was the only neutral word she could dredge up at the moment.
Garth reached back into the case and removed a necklace from a white satin pillow. “This one’s from the eighteen hundreds,” he told Carmela. It was a silver urn inlaid with miniature turquoise tiles and dark seed pearls. “Besides her crypt in Lafayette Cemetery, this will be the final resting place for a tiny bit of Melody’s ashes.”
“Lovely,” said Carmela. Truth was, she didn’t find the piece particularly lovely at all. In fact, the whole concept of cremation or funeral jewelry seemed a bit unsettling. A trifle morbid. But she wasn’t about to call out Garth concerning his taste. To each his own.
“Amazing, isn’t it?” said Garth. With the silver urn dangling between his fingers, he seemed almost mesmerized. “There are even hollow bangles that can hold ashes, a lock of hair, whatever.”
Carmela managed a smile, although she was finding this all quite strange. Between Melody, with her Medusa Manor, and Garth, with his collection of cremation jewelry, they seemed to have been a couple strangely obsessed with death.
When the front door suddenly whooshed open and a security buzzer sounded, Carmela felt almost relieved. Until she glanced around and saw who’d just entered the shop.
Kimber Breeze, tricked out in a cobalt-blue jacket, matching blue mini skirt, and black Gucci heels, was advancing on them like General George Patton headed for the Ardennes.
“Oh no,” Carmela muttered to Garth. “You do not want to talk to this woman.”
But Kimber’s intrepid cameraman, Harvey, was already rolling tape as he jammed his video camera in Garth’s face.
Kimber, always a quick study, took one look at the jewelry and the hand-lettered calligraphy that read
Cremation Jewelry
and grinned the grin of a hungry great white shark. She knew a good story when she saw one. And this one had been dropped neatly into her lap.
Carmela sat behind the wheel of her car, massaging her throbbing temples. Headache. A whopper of a Kimber Breeze headache. Even though she had managed to escape, Carmela hadn’t completely eluded her tormentor. As she’d backed out of Fire and Ice, shaking her head and refusing to make any sort of comment, she’d still been stalked, harassed, and harangued.
Oh jeez. What a day.
She wiggled her shoulders and drummed her fingertips against the steering wheel. What now? Stop by Juju Voodoo and talk to Ava? Present Olivia Wainwright’s offer to her? No, she’d already invited Ava over for dinner tonight. They could discuss it then.
Besides, Carmela was pretty sure what Ava was going to say. Ava would mull it over for a millisecond, then agree they should continue working on Medusa Manor. Fifteen grand each was just too much money to pass up. Especially when most of the broad strokes at Medusa Manor had already been
done. When all they really had to do was add a few finishing flourishes. Set-decorating touches. And when they put their heads together, as designers and BFFs, they were wickedly good at what they did.
So . . . what now?
Carmela started her car, cruised down the alley, and hooked a right on Burgundy Street.
It was just a few minutes past four, so the smart thing to do would be to head over to Medusa Manor and, in the cold, clear, rational light of day, see what needed to be done. Scout the place so she and Ava could draw up their battle plans.
Black-and-yellow
POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS
tape fluttered from the doorjamb. Carmela waved a hand and shooed it away, then stuck the brass key into the lock. And, like stepping inside Pandora’s box, she suddenly found herself enveloped by the cool dimness that was Medusa Manor.
Oddly enough, she wasn’t scared. Or even nervous.
Well, good
, she thought to herself.
That’s one hurdle crossed.
She pulled a pen and notebook from her bag, determined to remain businesslike and focused.
The first floor would be a snap, she decided. If they moved the coffin over to the window like they’d talked about last night, that would open up a ton of space to serve as a staging area for the groups that came through. There was even room for a counter where Olivia could handle ticket sales and maybe even sell T-shirts and souvenirs. Or make a DVD of the tour and sell that. She jotted a note to herself. Good idea.
To really set the scene and get customers in the mood, maybe they could place a pair of wing chairs near the fireplace. Occupied by grinning zombies, of course. Carmela made another notation, then glanced around. Ava’s wall of skulls would work beautifully. Probably add some spray-on cobwebs. They’d help diffuse the light and make the place look even more atmospheric.
Carmela studied the fireplace. It was a large carved marble
piece and the perfect spot to have a motorized head peer out. And above the fireplace, like hunters’ trophies, possibly hang mounted heads of a werewolf, a gargoyle, and maybe a dragon? No, wait a minute. This was Medusa Manor, so a giant Medusa head framed with wriggling snakes should go above the fireplace. Save the werewolf and other critters for . . . she grinned to herself . . . the Haunted Library? What else?
Satisfied with the main room, Carmela headed for the stairs. But as she glanced back over her shoulder, Carmela decided that the coffin shouldn’t just be a static entity. Maybe it should open to reveal an animated female vampire? Sure, why not?
The second floor needed a lot more work. There were four bedrooms and, upon touring them, Carmela found that archways had been cut between each room. Smart. That way guides could lead visitors from room to room, unimpeded, without having to return to the main hallway each time.
One of the front bedrooms already had a four-poster bed, so that needed to be swagged with black net fabric and have some dangling spiders added. Or, since there were going to be actors in each room, portraying spooky characters, maybe they could do a sort of
Exorcist
theme. Rig the bed so it vibrated, pipe in organ music and scary voices.
Carmela crossed under the archway to the next room, aware of the creaking floor beneath her feet. This room was empty, except for what looked like a pile of rags.
Except the rags turned out to be green and blue rubber heads, all very witchy and warty looking, with hooked noses and long, matted hair. Okay, this was an excellent start. Call this room the Witches’ Lair. Suspend the heads, maybe install some fun-house mirrors on the walls, and . . . what?
Carmela glanced around and noticed a thin white scrim hanging on the far wall.
What’s this for?
She peered over her shoulder at the opposite wall and saw
projection equipment. Aha. These were some of the special effects that had already been installed. She strolled toward the screen, reached out and grazed it with the tips of her fingers, and . . . suddenly . . .
snap
!
Like a runaway window shade, the scrim rolled up with such ferocity it nearly scared her to death!
“Yipes!” she cried out loud. Then she put a hand to her heart, felt the extra pitter-patter, and laughed nervously.
So, okay, she was a little jumpy after all. Who wouldn’t be? But if she wanted to complete this project for Olivia Wainwright, if she wanted to earn her fifteen grand, she was going to have to get it together.
Could she do that?
Sure she could.
Carmela slid a foot out and touched a pair of drab paintings and a framed needlepoint that leaned against the wall where the scrim had been. Of course she could pull it together. She’d been married to Shamus, endured a hurricane, and lived to tell the tale of both. Doing set decorations for this place should be child’s play.
Carmela turned her attention to the larger painting, which was nested in a puddle of dust balls. It was a dark, rather hideous landscape painting that, if one wanted to display it, would need serious cleaning. Probably require at least half a dozen art restoration people on the project. For Medusa Manor, however, it was perfect.
The second painting wasn’t quite as bad. A smaller painting, a landscape of a village that had a small signature in the lower right-hand corner.
Ivern.
She racked her brain, trying to recall the name from her art history class. Nope. Didn’t ring a bell.
The needlepoint was simply a dusty little piece with the grim words,
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings
.
These were obviously items that Melody had purchased, along with the witch heads, furniture, and other junk. Probably relegate them to the Haunted Library to take their place
among the mounted gargoyle heads. Yeah, she decided, that would be pretty cool.
Carmela took another ten minutes to walk through the rest of the second floor. She scanned two more bedrooms, headed down the back staircase, meandered into the library, and then went down into the basement. Much to her surprise, the basement was crammed full of junk. She could see another coffin, a pair of French console tables, a purple brocade fainting couch, large silver candelabra, book shelves galore, and boxes that contained heaven knows what.
Okay. This was going to require some serious sorting. There was a lot of stuff here, obviously purchased by Melody at tag sales and from local galleries. There might even be enough stuff down here to furnish the whole of Medusa Manor.
She tapped her pen against her notebook. Actually, that was pretty much what Olivia had told her. The concept was in place, now someone had to sort through Melody’s purchases, pull it together thematically, and add enough scary stuff to turn Medusa Manor into a haunted house.
For the first time that afternoon, Carmela smiled to herself. This project might not be as overwhelming as she first thought it was. Maybe she and Ava could study the design plans, do a quick inventory, then commando in here and pull the rooms together with a minimum of work.