Read The Zombie Whisperer (Living With the Dead) Online
Authors: Jesse Petersen
Tags: #Jesse Petersen, #Horror, #Humor, #Living with the Dead Series, #Zombies
She lifted a blade she’d made out of a rusty piece of metal attached by rope to a handle of some kind of broken tool.
“Yeah, whatever that is,” I said. “It’s a risky thing.”
She arched a brow. “Zombie apocalypse. Everything is a risky thing. Besides, if we can take out a couple guys before we’re detected, we’ll have their weapons.”
“Let’s do it,” I agreed.
“Stay low and follow me, I know the best routes through here,” Nadia said as she started crawling toward the soldiers.
I didn’t have much choice but to listen and follow. After all, it wouldn’t make sense for her to turn on me now. Even if she did, I couldn’t exactly stop her.
We belly crawled for a while (which Little Z didn’t really care for, if his kicks and movement inside of me were any indication). Then, when we were situated at some crates just behind a few of the soldiers firing at Dave and company, Nadia made a few hand motions. I couldn’t be sure, but I figured she was saying, “Sneak up behind them and bash their heads in.”
It was either that or something about Martha Stewart shouldn’t have gone to jail for that fraud thing. But I was going to stick with the first one since that was in my best interest.
We ran up silently and I swung the railroad tie. It hit one of the soldiers directly in the back of the head and he lurched forward and smashed the front of his head against the box car they were sitting behind. He was dead in the same moment Nadia swung her cobbled together blade at the second one, half-cutting off his head in one stomach-turning slice.
The third soldier started to turn, but I didn’t give him much chance to turn his weapons on us. I smacked him hard across the face and Nadia did the rest with her blade. Once they were just bodies in a pile, we went to work pulling their weapons and ammo from various pockets in their uniforms.
I loaded up one of the dead men’s carbines and grinned.
“Much better,” I whispered.
She nodded as she loaded herself up with a couple of 9mm.
“The rest of the soldiers are going to figure out what’s going on in a second. Best alert David as to what’s going on while I cover our backs.”
I sent out a shrill whistle and then made a sound of a dying giraffe. Okay, it wasn’t a real giraffe sound, but an in-joke from a favorite utterly vulgar movie of ours from years ago.
To my relief, Dave’s voice called across the void. “Sarah?”
“Yes,” I called back. “Nadia and I disabled the men firing at you, but there are at least…”
I shot Nadia a look and she nodded. “Eight.”
“Eight more men to contend with, one of whom is General Keel. Have you taken care of the zombies?”
“Most of them,” Nicole called back. “Nice to hear your voice.”
“Yours too. Now move forward while you can,” I encouraged them.
“Wait, is Nadia is helping you now?” Dave asked, his voice coming closer as their group dodged through the containers.
“Can we talk about it once we’re heading home?” I asked. “Time and place, babe.”
He might have said something in response, but I didn’t hear it. The sound of Nadia grunting in agony, then firing her weapon overshadowed everything else. I spun around from facing the direction of Dave’s voice and found her slumped back against our hiding place, blood gushing from a wound in her shoulder.
“Fucking sniper,” she growled out, her voice strained by pain. “I saw him just as he fired.”
I looked up. “Did you get him?” I asked.
She motioned upward and I followed her indicating finger. There, perched on some high equipment, was a dead body draped precariously against a metal piece.
“Nice.”
“Not nice enough.”
I looked up to find General Keel moving toward us, low and slow, his gun trained on me.
“Aw shit,” I muttered.
“Set your gun down,” he ordered.
We had no choice but to do so. As soon as Nadia’s was set aside, Keel fired, putting a bullet between her eyes.
“No!” I screamed as she slumped, dead before she even hit the ground.
“What’s happening?” Dave called out, voice laced with fear. “Are you okay, Sarah?”
“David, I presume,” Keel called as he reached out to pull me toward him, human shield style. “What’s happening is that I’ve shot Nadia and I have your wife. This could turn out well, indeed. You see, I would greatly love to have both of you for our collection of oddities.”
I heard Dave swearing, but other things were catching my notice now. Movement in the cluttered spaces between the containers. Keel’s men, working to flank Dave, McCray, Nicole and Lisa.
“They’re coming around,” I called out. “To flank you.”
“Fuck!” It was Lisa’s voice this time.
“Indeed, you most definitely are fucked. But everyone doesn’t have to be captured in this scenario. If David and Sarah were to come with me, I don’t see any reason not to let the rest of your party go,” Keel offered.
“He won’t do it, he’s a double crosser,” I called out, but he clamped a hand over my lips to shut me up.
“Or you can fight and all end up like poor Nadia,” Keel said. “Dead because of poor choices just like hers.”
My eyes welled with tears. Nadia was the reason I was in this mess, but I didn’t want her dead, staring up at me with blank eyes. The girl had only wanted to go home and like it or not, I totally got that drive.
“So are you going to come out on your own, David?” Keel pressed. “Because my men outnumber you, even after the three killed by your not-so-lovely wife. And they may shoot to kill without thinking, you see.”
There was a long pause and I knew Dave was considering the lives of our friends, the life of our child, as well as our own lives. Damn, but being a grown-up sucked sometimes. There was so much bullshit to consider.
“Dave,” I called around Keel’s meaty hand. “Don’t do this.”
“Sarah, you weren’t vaccinated,” he called out.
I wrinkled my brow. What did that matter now? “So?”
“There’s something I have that could get us all out. But it might… it might do something bad to you.” His voice quavered.
I squeezed my eyes shut.
Something
? Something from our lab that could save us, but might hurt me could not be good. And judging from the fact he’d talked about vaccines, I also had to assume it was something zombie-related.
“What about the baby?” I asked.
“It shouldn’t hurt the baby. Worse case, the lab rats could extract him.”
I saw the men from Keel’s unit easing ever closer to cutting Dave and our friends off. There was no time to think beyond the safety of my husband and our child, of our friends, no time to question what it could all mean for me.
“Do it!” I ordered. “
Now!
”
He cursed and then a canister clattered down in front of Keel and me. It popped open and gas started leaking from it. Grey gas this time, rather than the purple for the cure. I heard another clink of metal against the ground somewhere behind where Dave and the others were gathered, I assume for the approaching platoon of soldiers bent on killing them all.
I couldn’t worry about that, though. The gas poured from the canister in front of us. Keel released me, backing away from it as his eyes went wide.
“What is that?” he asked.
I didn’t answer. First, because I didn’t really know. Second because I was trying to hold my breath. The gas twisted toward me, around me and I couldn’t wait anymore. I gasped in a breath and tasted a metallic flavor as the gas entered my mouth, my lungs.
Keel was already thrashing on the ground, vomiting green and black as his eyes bugged out and his weapon clattered away from him. My vision was starting to blur, but I staggered to my feet and started toward David. I had to get to David. There was only David now.
He popped up and rushed toward me, grabbing me as I collapsed into his arms, my breath coming in shallow panting, my blood burning in my veins as the gas permeated every part of me.
“Oh shit, Sarah,” he wailed, smoothing hair away from my forehead. “What did I do? What the fuck did I do to you?”
I smiled up at him. “I really love you. I hope you remember that.”
Because I had a feeling that in a few more minutes, I wouldn’t remember it. Or him. Or anything except how much I wanted brains.
Chapter Nineteen
Goodnight Zombie Moon.
Dave stared down into Sarah’s face. She was graying rapidly, her eyes dilating, rimming red and his heart felt ready to burst from his chest. The Kid had said the baby’s special abilities
might
protect her, but she was turning into a zombie right before his eyes.
He had made her into a zombie.
“What did you do? What did you throw?” Lisa asked.
He never took his eyes off Sarah.
“It was a zombie serum bomb from Robbie. He thought Sarah might be protected because of the baby if we had to use it. We had to use it.”
“Well, that explains why all of Keel’s men are reanimated as zombies and they’re coming!” Lisa screeched.
He didn’t look up. He could hear zombie growls from the soldiers who had breathed in the zombie serum gas. But who gave a fuck?
“Just cover them!” Nicole sobbed.
She was firing her gun right next to his ear, but he hardly heard it. All he could hear was Sarah’s shallow breathing.
“Please don’t do this,” he murmured, holding her against his chest. “I can’t do this without you.”
She smiled as she looked up into his face. “That’s just what I said when
you
got bitten back in Phoenix. But you’re much tougher than I am. You’ll do fine. Just make sure I don’t bite McCray or Nicole or Lisa on the way back to the lab to rescue Little Z from his zombie Mommy womb prison. Tie me up if you have to, baby. I don’t want to hurt anyone who risked their lives to save me.”
“Fuck that, Sarah, you aren’t turning into a zombie,” he sobbed.
She smiled that annoying ‘Sarah knows best’ smile she sometimes got. “But I am. You’re right about the brains. You
can
smell them. Hey, Dave?”
He nodded, unable to get enough breath to speak for a second. “Yeah,” he finally managed.
She didn’t answer. She just hissed out breath from her lungs and died. In his arms. She died.
There was screaming in the air. Screaming he wanted to silence but he couldn’t. And then he realized it was him screaming. Howling out every bit of pain he felt that he had just killed his wife in a last ditch effort to save his own ass.
“It’s not your fault.”
He glanced up. McCray was standing there, squeezing his shoulder. The once coked up rocker had been a borderline narcissist when they first met him, but now he wept along with Dave. And so did Nicole. Even Lisa swiped at her eyes.
“What about the zombies?” Dave murmured, looking around.
“Dead. We’ve got your back this time. You’ve certainly had ours more than enough,” Nicole reassured him as tears smeared down her face and smudged her eyeliner. Sarah had always made fun of her for that damn eyeliner.
How was this happening? How was the dead woman in his arms his wife?
“We’ve got to tie her up before she reanimates,” Lisa said, all business again as she pulled some rope from her pack. “And get back to the lab right now.” Dave must have looked rather blank because she stepped closer and added, “
To save your kid, David
.”
He blinked. The baby. His son. If that was going to be the last vestige of what he’d shared with Sarah, he
had
to save him.
“Tie her up,” he said, positioning her so that they could get the rope around her body. “And hurry.”
Nicole and Lisa worked together with swift, rather cry-y efficiency and soon he was able to sweep Sarah into his arms, all bound up in rope. He stared down into her face and frowned. She looked a little less… gray. There wasn’t even sludge around the corners of her mouth or anything. She should regenerate at any moment, become a zombie and-
He didn’t even finish the thought when her eyes opened and she sucked in a gasping breath that cut through the air like his screams had moments before.
“Sarah?” he asked, even though he knew she wouldn’t answer.
God, this was the worst thing ever, to look down at her, still Sarah in body and know she wasn’t Sarah in mind. Know she’d never look at him and say-
“Oh my God, that sucked!” she gasped, wiggling in his arms against the restraint of the ropes. “Shit, that was fucking awful.”
Dave stared at her, just stared. The warmth was re-entering her skin, the light was in her eyes. Eyes that weren’t red and searching for brains and flesh. Eyes that looked at him, not through him.
“Sarah?” Nicole screeched, rushing to his side. “Oh my God, are you alive?”
She coughed. “I think so. Was the alternative an option?”
“Yeah,” McCray said, eyes wide. “Since you stopped breathing for like four or five minutes.”
“Ew.” She looked at Dave again. “Sorry, that must have freaked you the fuck out.”
“But how are you… what are you… what the hell?” Lisa stammered.
“If I’ve stunned
you
half-speechless, it must have looked dire,” Sarah laughed.