The UN Series Complete Box Set (198 page)

He reaches over and pinches my arm. “Ow. Why did you do that?”

“To check if I’m dreaming.”

I slap his chest. “You’re supposed to pinch yourself, jackass,” I say and he laughs.

“Oh. Is that how it goes?” He chuckles, as he leans over to me. “Then yes. I would love to spend our evening moving me in.” He gives me a big smile. “I love you.” Then his lips land on mine.

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

PARKER

I called up my best friends, Slade, Josh, and Micah. Then I called Tate to inform him of the good news. He actually sounded sad about me moving out, and I’m gonna miss seeing him every day, too. I asked them if they would help me move my stuff into Kat’s place. I don’t have much, just a bed, a couple of dressers and then a nightstand. We got it all in two trips. That even included all of my clothes thrown in my truck. I learned very quickly that Kat is not the best person to help you move. She was just throwing shit and not labeling boxes. But she did promise to cook dinner for everyone since they took time out of their evening to help us out.

I keep catching myself just staring at her. Thinking how did I get here? How did I not see this coming? How did I not want this as my life? A beautiful and strong woman to stand beside me? I was stupid.

“What are you doing?” she asks as she comes up to me in the living room.

I smile down at her. “Just thinking.”

“About?”

“You.” I place my hand on her hair and lean down kissing her forehead.

“Hey now,” Slade says entering the living room with a box in his hands. “None of that in front of the children,” he says with a wink.

She laughs and reaches out to him. “I can take that.” He hands her over the box, and she walks off toward the bedroom.

“I need a beer. You?” He questions hitting my shoulder.

“Yeah.” We make our way into the kitchen and I look at the five thirty packs of Bud Light in the fridge. “Geez,” I say grabbing two. “How much beer did you guys buy?” I ask shutting the door and turning to face him.

He shrugs. “We wanted to make sure you were fully stocked.”

I laugh. “So give me your best shot.” None of them have given me shit about me moving in with Kat and it’s kind of worrying me.

“About?”

“Me falling in love with Katherine. Come on, I can take it.”

He places his beer on the counter. “I’m not gonna give you any shit.”

I frown. “I gave you guys a lot of shit.”

He nods. “But you didn’t understand what we were feeling. Now you do.” He picks up his beer and takes a drink. “I hope you’re as happy as Angel and I are.”

“Doesn’t that get confusing?” I ask. “Calling her Angel?” Her real name is Samantha. But everyone calls her Sam. Except for Slade, he always calls her Angel.

“She’s always gonna be my angel.”

I sit down my beer when I feel my phone go off. I look at it to see a text message from Kat.

Kat:
Come in here, please.

I find it odd that she text me from our bedroom, but I pick up my beer and head back to it. I open the door to find her standing by the bed with a huge pink strap-on around her hips. “What in the fuck are you doing?” I squeal as I slam the door shut.

“You tell me.” She smiles brightly. “I found this in that box.” She points down to the box that she had taken from Slade.

I slap a hand over my face. “They did that on purpose. When I met up with all of them in Vegas, one night we had this conversation about how Slade hadn’t fucked Sam in the ass,” I explain, and she raises an eyebrow as if to question what does their sex life have to do with me having a strap-on.

“I don’t mind a little anal play on myself,” I say with confidence, just giving them shit.

Slade slams his drink down on the table. “Fuck, Parker.” He closes his eyes. 

“What the fuck, man?” Josh says shaking his head.

“What?” I ask trying to keep my face serious. I’m totally grossing them out.

Micah shakes his head quickly with his hands over his eyes. He’s laughing so hard he has tears running down his face.

I look at Tate. “Help me out.” 

Tate snorts trying to hold in his laughter. “You’re on your own, Parker. I’m with Holly on this one. Nothing is going near my ass.” That statement just makes Micah laugh even harder.

“But…” I say trying to think of what to say because in all honestly no bitch has ever gone near my ass before. “The prostate…”

Slade burst out laughing. “Keep telling yourself that, Parker,” he says picking his drink back up.

I never got to explain it to them, either. So for my birthday last year, I got a strap-on. It wasn’t funny. I thought I had thrown the damn thing away. Apparently they had kept it.
Bitches.

“Come on, big boy,” Kat says getting my attention. She reaches down and strokes the long pink shaft. “Come take it from momma.”

I walk over to her and take it off as fast as I can. I grab her by the hair and bring her lips up to mine. “You wanna stroke something? Stroke my cock.”

Her hands reach for my jeans as she smiles. “Yes, sir.”

“Fuck, don’t tease me,” I warn. We don’t have time to get the cuffs and vibrator out. I can still hear everyone in the house helping bring the stuff inside from the vehicles. What we did this morning was fucking amazing. I love that she allowed me to have my way with her. The marks are still on her wrists for all to see and that turns me on just thinking about it. I love that she’s a strong enough woman to give me the control. That she trusts me enough to use her body as I see fit. And I fucking used it, all right. Like always, she not only blew my cock but my mind as well.

My jeans fall to my ankles and she reaches inside of my boxers and pulls my soft cock out. She drops to her knees and looks up at me. “Baiser ma bouche,” she demands, and my cock instantly hardens.

“What did you say?” I ask needing to know.

She smiles. “Fuck my mouth.”

I smirk. “Don’t mind if I do.”

*****

Ten minutes later, I’m pulling up my jeans and walking out of our bedroom. “Where the hell have you been?” Courtney asks as she places one of their twin boys on a blanket that she had placed on the floor. As soon as she sits him down, he stands and runs off. I laugh as she follows after him.

“Okay. Who wants to eat?” Kat calls out as she walks past me and into the kitchen.

“How can you be hungry? I just fed you.” I joke about the blow job she just gave me in the bedroom.

“Parker.” Sam reaches over and slaps me on the chest as she stands beside me.

“What?” I ask with a laugh.

“Hey, let him go. At least he’s getting some,” Josh says sitting on the couch and tipping back his beer.

“I heard that,” Courtney yells from another room.

“Sorry, dear,” he calls out and then looks up at me with a smile. I can’t imagine what their life must be like. They have twin boys under the age two. And she wants more. God help Josh if she gets her way.

We all make it into the kitchen and sit down at the dinner table. I look over to the glass door that leads to the back door and see Boner scratching the hell of it as Puss Puss sits in front of it.

“Your dog’s gonna eat my pussy,” I announce to Kat.

She smiles as she places a plate of mashed potatoes on the table. “Your pussy is gonna be just fine. They just need some time to adjust.”

I take a better look at Puss Puss then look at Tate. “Have you been feeding her?”

“No.” Missy gives him a side glare.

“He’s lying. Yesterday I found them lying on the couch both eating cheese puffs.”

“Tate!” She’s supposed to be on a diet.

“What? We were hungry.” He then reaches out in front of him and grabs a spoonful of mashed potatoes then holds them down to the floor. Puss Puss waddles her way over to him and starts to lick it off.

“Tate,” Missy snaps and he sighs. “They have become quite close.” She informs me of the obvious.

Kat sets another dish down on the table and then sits down beside me. I throw my arm over her shoulders. “I wanna give an announcement.”

All the girls sigh heavily and Sam even rolls her eyes. “What?” I ask her.

“Is this gonna be like your best man’s speech at our wedding.” Then she looks over at Kat. “He wasn’t even the best man.”

“I know I’m not the best man.” I roll my eyes as I stand in front of everyone as my best friend and his now wife sits before me dressed a tux and wedding gown, “but I have something to say.”

“This’ll be good,” Tate mumbles.

“I heard that,” I say looking down at him for a quick second. “I met Slade when I was in middle school,” I inform those who don’t know. “Me, Slade, Micah, and Josh were all pretty close up until graduation. Then we all went our separate ways for college.” I look down at Sam, and she sucks in a deep breath. “I guess I thought that we would be the bachelor brothers we always swore to be,” I sigh, “but what do you really know when you’re sixteen?” I shrug, obviously nothing. “I know I give you a hard time, Sam, but that’s all it is, a hard time. You are the best thing to ever happen to my friend. And for that, I thank you.” I smile and she returns it. “But,” I pause, make them guess what I have to say next. “I will bet you right here and now that I will never find a demanding pussy who can tie me down.”

I watch as Vivian, Slade’s mother, spits out her wine when I say pussy. Sam lets out a little laugh then looks up at me and smiles. “You’re on,” she says, lifting her glass toward me.

“Anyway,” I say looking at all those same great friends who sit around me and I realize how much I didn’t understand about love. “I just want to say thank you. Thank you for putting up with all of my shit and thank you for being the best friends a guy could ask for.” We lift our beer and take a sip as everyone cheers.

“Why are you drinking water?” Courtney asks Missy.

“Oh, uh, I hate beer.” She stumbles over her words.

“Would you like some wine?” Kat asks already getting up. I grab her arm and shake my head as I pull her back down into her seat. “What?” she questions my action.

“Well, since we’re sharing,” Tate says as he wipes his mouth. “Missy and I are expecting.”

All the girls gasp and Holly starts crying, she’s so excited, or it could be her hormones since she is about to pop herself.

“Did you know?” Kat asks looking over to me.

“Yes.” I reach for my beer but stop when everyone stares at me. “What?”

“Why are you always the first one to know?” Sam asks as if this is a big mystery.

“Because I can keep a secret,” I say truthfully and she gasps in a dramatic way that it makes me laugh.

We all congratulate Missy and Tate on their child and I start stuffing my mouth full of the great food that my girlfriend has made for all of us. Somehow between dinner and dessert we get on the topic of sex. I don’t how or who brought it up, but the women are talking about it.

“I put Parker’s strap-on on earlier,” Kat announces and I spit out my beer.

“Babe?” I say as everyone burst out laughing.

“What?” She gives me a big fuck you smile. “You said one of them bought it for you. I just want them to know that it’s getting used.”

“We did not use it,” I clarify, shaking my head quickly.

Courtney throws her head back and laughs. “I got that for him as a gag gift for his birthday last year.”

“That was you?” It came in the mail with no return address. I should have known it was her.

“Oh, I would have made him gag all right,” Kat says with a wink.

While everyone is too busy laughing and wiping the tears from their cheeks, I place my arm around her shoulders and pull her into me. “If I remember correctly, you were the only one gagging earlier.”

She smiles. “Touché.”

*****

KATHERINE

When we finally lay down, it’s past one in the morning. Tate and Missy stayed the latest. All the others had to get home to put their kids in bed. I left the mess in the kitchen, not even caring how messy the house is. It’s nothing that can’t wait until tomorrow.

“God, I’m so full of food and beer, I just wanna pass out,” Parker moans.

“So, it begins,” I say, rolling over onto my side to look at him.

He rolls over onto his side as well to face me. He reaches up and runs his hand through my hair. “I want you to know that I’m not gonna push you.” I frown. “A lot has happened in the last week, but I’m here for you. I want you to know that when you’re ready to open up to me, I’ll be right here. Never doubt that. Okay?”

His statement reminds me of how little we know about each other. But I understand it. I love him for the way he makes me feel. Not because of where he came from or where he’s heading. I love him because of who he is at this moment. And at this moment, he is mine. “Okay,” I say softly as I snuggle my body into his.

He runs his hand up my bare ass and then my side. His hand makes its way to the base of my neck and he pulls my head back as his lips come down on mine. I dig my nails into his side as I rock my hips against him.

He pulls away. “I want you so bad I can taste it.”