The Parasol Protectorate Boxed Set (82 page)

Floote and she climbed the post.

Floote paused on the small platform at the top, put down the dispatch case, and crouched to fire downward with a derringer,
reloading and firing each gun in turn until he was out of ammunition, while Madame Lefoux climbed up behind them. Meanwhile,
Alexia aimed her parasol at the approaching rail cabin. She could see the startled face of a driver in the window. She fully
understood his confusion. She must present quite the lunatic picture—a statuesque Italian woman dressed English-style in a
gown gone well beyond grubby, hair wild, and hat askew, pointing an ugly parasol at his large mechanical transport in a threatening
manner.

Just as the front of the cabin drew level with the platform, Alexia pulled back on a protruding carved lotus petal in the
handle of her parasol. The magnetic disruption emitter sent off its silent but deadly signal and the rail car jerked to a
halt.

Inside the cable compartment, Alexia could see the engineer yelling at her in confusion. Behind her on the platform, she heard
Madame Lefoux screaming obscenities in French, and the drones, now climbing up the support pole after them, were also shouting.

She turned to see if she could help her companions in any way. The infant-inconvenience kicked an objection to all her recent
exertions, but Alexia disregarded it with an internal,
Pack it in, proto-nuisance. Time for that later.

One of the drones now had Madame Lefoux by the boot. She was kicking at him while simultaneously attempting to climb the last
handbreadth up onto the platform. Floote, finally out of bullets, was pulling at the Frenchwoman's shoulders in an attempt
to assist.

Alexia, thinking quickly, opened and flipped her parasol. As swiftly as possible, she turned the special inset dial in the
parasol's tip around to its alternate setting. Holding the parasol far out over the edge of the platform, Alexia rained a
mixture of lapis lunearis and water down onto the young men climbing after them.

Dilute silver nitrate was designed for werewolves, not humans, and usually had no more disturbing a result on daylight folk
than skin discoloration. But since the gentlemen in question were looking up, it had the beneficial effect of hitting the
eyeballs and causing all to let go in startlement. The resulting screams may have been because they were falling, or perhaps
they were the result of the chemical sting, but, as it ended with the drones writhing in the snow far below, Alexia considered
the maneuver an unqualified success. Included among the writhers was the man who had had hold of Madame Lefoux's boot. He
still had her boot, but Madame Lefoux was able to attain the top of the platform with a look of profound relief on her pretty
face.

The three of them dashed to the rail cabin. Floote overrode the driver's objection to their presence by smashing in the front
window with Alexia's dispatch case, climbing inside, and punching the poor man hard in the jaw. He fell like a stone, and
his stoker, a slight, reedy boy with wide, anxious eyes, meekly acquiesced to their demands.

No one else was on board.

Alexia ripped off her bustle fall, tore the length into
strips, and handed them to Floote. He showed remarkable dexterity and mastery of knot work, trussing up the boy and his unconscious
supervisor with ease.

“You do that quite efficiently, don't you, Floote?” commented Alexia.

“Well, madam, being valet to Mr. Tarabotti had its advantages.”

“Genevieve, can you drive this contraption?” Alexia asked.

“I only worked on the initial schematics, but if you can stoke the boiler, I will figure it out.”

“Done!” Alexia thought stoking couldn't be that difficult.

Soon enough, the effects of the magnetic disruption emitter wore off, and the massive steam engine in the center of the cabin
rumbled back to life. The cabin was designed with a windowed steering area at either end so that the car did not itself turn
around. Instead, the engineer merely shifted position in order to drive in the opposite direction.

Madame Lefoux, after a quick review of the controls, pulled down on a massive lever at one end of the lurching cabin and then
dashed to the other end, pulling a similar lever up.

An alarmingly loud horn sounded, and the contraption, cabin, and massive hanging net of lumber down below began moving backward
in the direction it had come, up the mountain once again.

Alexia let out a little cheer of encouragement.

Floote finished trussing up their two prisoners. “I do apologize, sirs,” he said to them in English, which they probably didn't
understand.

Alexia smiled to herself and kept stoking. Poor Floote, this whole escape was rather beneath his dignity.

Stoking was hot work, and Alexia was beginning to feel the strain of having dashed across rough terrain and then climbed a
pylon. She was, as Ivy had once scornfully pointed out, a bit of a sporting young lady. But one would have to be positively
Olympian to survive the past three days without some physical taxation. She supposed the infant-inconvenience might also have
something to do with her exhaustion. But never having run while pregnant, she did not know quite who to blame—embryo or vampires.

Madame Lefoux was leaping about the end of the cable cabin, pulling levers and twisting dials maniacally, and the rail contraption
lurched forward in response to her ministrations, moving from a sedate step-by-step crawl to a kind of swaying shambling run.

“Are you certain this thing can take this kind of speed with a load?” Alexia yelled from her self-prescribed stoker's post.

“No!” Madame Lefoux hollered cheerfully back. “I am attempting to deduce how to set loose the cargo straps and net, but there
seems to be a safety override preventing a drop while in motion. Give me a moment.”

Floote pointed out the front window. “I do not think we have that long, madam.”

Alexia and Madame Lefoux both looked up from what they were doing.

Madame Lefoux swore.

Another loaded cart was coming down the cables toward them. It was crawling along at a sedate pace, but it seemed to be looming
very fast. While one cabin could
climb over another, they were not designed to do so while still lugging a net full of lumber.

“Now would be a very good time to figure out a drop,” suggested Alexia.

Madame Lefoux looked frantically underneath the control board.

Alexia thought of a different tactic. She ran over to the other end of the cabin.

“How do I cut the cargo free?” she spoke in French and leaned close in to the frightened young stoker boy. “Quickly!”

The boy pointed in silent fear at a lever off to one side of the steam engine, separated from both sets of steering controls.

“I think I have it!” Alexia dove for the knob.

At the same time, Madame Lefoux began an even more frantic dance about the steering area, employing a complex series of dial-cycling
and handle-pulling that Alexia could only assume would allow their cabin to climb over the other heading toward them.

They were close enough now that they could see the frightened gesticulations of the driver through the window of the other
cable cabin.

Alexia pulled down on the freight-release lever with all her might.

The overrides screamed in protest.

Floote came over to help her, and together they managed to muscle it down.

Their rail car shuddered once, and seconds later they heard a loud crash and multiple thuds as the load of lumber fell down
to the mountain below. Mere moments after that, there was a lurch as their cabin climbed its buglike
way over the oncoming coach, swaying in a most alarming fashion from side to side, ending with one additional shudder as it
settled back onto the rails on the other side.

They did not have much time to appreciate their victory, for the pinging sound of bullets on metal heralded the return of
their pursuers.

Floote ran to look out a side window. “Revolvers, madam. They're pacing us by foot.”

“Doesn't this thing go any faster?” Alexia asked Madame Lefoux.

“Not that I can make it.” The Frenchwoman issued Alexia a demonic dimpled grin. “We shall just have to take the cable as far
as it goes and then run for the border.”

“You make it sound so simple.”

The grin only widened. Alexia was beginning to suspect Madame Lefoux of being a rather reckless young woman.

“Italy makes for a strange refuge, madam.” Floote sounded almost philosophical. He began a stately tour of the interior of
the carrier, looking for any loose objects that might serve as projectile weaponry.

“You do not like Italy, do you, Floote?”

“Beautiful country, madam.”

“Oh?”

“It took Mr. Tarabotti quite a bit of bother to extract himself. He had to marry an Englishwoman in the end.”

“My mother? I can't think of a worse fate.”

“Precisely, madam.” Floote used a large wrench to break one of the side windows and stuck his head out. He received a near
miss from a bullet for his pains.

“What exactly was he extracting himself from, Floote?”

“The past.” Hoisting some kind of large metal tool, Floote chucked it hopefully out the window. There was a cry of alarm from
below, and the young men drew slightly back, out of detritus range.

“Shame we did not eliminate any of them when we dropped the lumber.”

“Indeed, madam.”

“What past, Floote?” Alexia pressed.

“A not very nice one, madam.”

Alexia huffed in frustration. “Did anyone ever tell you, you are entirely insufferable?” Alexia went to shove more coal into
the stoke hole.

“Frequently, madam.” Floote waited for the men to gain courage and catch up again, and then threw a few more items out the
window. Floote and the drones proceeded in this vein for about a half hour while the sun set slowly, turning the trees to
long shadows and the snow to gray. A full moon rose up above the mountaintops.

“End of the cable just ahead.” Madame Lefoux gestured briefly with one hand before returning it to the controls.

Alexia left off stoking and went to the front to see what their dismount looked like.

The ending area was a wide U of platforms atop multiple poles, with cables running down to the ground, presumably used for
the lumber. There was also some kind of passenger-unloading arrangement, built to accommodate the anticipated tourists. It
was a basic pulley system with a couple of windlass machines.

“Think those will work to get us down?”

Madame Lefoux glanced over. “We had better hope so.”

Alexia nodded and went to devise a means of strapping her dispatch case and her parasol on to her body; she'd need both hands
free.

The rail cabin came to a bumpy halt, and Alexia, Floote, and Madame Lefoux climbed out the broken window as fast as possible.
Madame Lefoux went first, grabbing one of the pulley straps and dropping with it over to the edge of the platform without
a second thought.
Definitely reckless.

The pulley emitted a loud ticking noise but carried her down the cable at a pace only mildly dangerous. The inventor landed
at the bottom in a graceful forward roll, bouncing out of it onto her stockinged feet with a shout of well-being.

With a deep breath of resignation, Alexia followed. She clutched the heavy leather strap in both hands and eased off the edge
of the platform, zipping down the line far faster than the lean Frenchwoman. She landed at the bottom with a terrific jolt,
ankles screaming, and collapsed into a graceless heap, taking a wicked hit to the shoulder from the corner of her dispatch
case. She rolled to her side and looked down; the parasol seemed to have survived better than she.

Madame Lefoux helped her up and out of the way just as Floote let go of a strap and landed gracefully, stopping his own forward
momentum by bending one knee, managing to make his dismount look like a bow.
Show-off.

They heard shouts behind them from the oncoming drones.

It was getting dark but they could still make out a track heading farther up the mountain toward what they could only hope
was a customhouse and the Italian border.

They took off running again.

Alexia figured she might be getting enough exercise to last a lifetime in the space of one afternoon. She was actually sweating—so
very improper.

Something whizzed by her shoulder. The drones were firing their guns once more. Their aim was, of course, affected detrimentally
by their pace and the rough terrain, but they were gaining ground.

Up ahead, Alexia could make out a square structure among the dark trees to one side of the road—a shed, really—but there was
a large sign on the other side of the road that appeared to have something threatening written on it in Italian. There was
no other gate or barrier, nothing on the track to mark that they were about to go from one country to another, just a little
mounded hillock of dirt.

So it was that they crossed the border into Italy.

The drones were still following them.

“Wonderful. Now what do we do?” panted Alexia. Somehow she had thought once they entered Italy, everything would change.

“Keep running,” advised Madame Lefoux unhelpfully.

As if in answer to her question, the deserted pass, now heading down the other side of the mountain, suddenly was not quite
so deserted after all.

Out of the shadows of the trees to either side materialized a whole host of men. Alexia only had time to register the utter
absurdity of their dress before she, Madame Lefoux, and Floote found themselves surrounded. A single, rapidly lyrical utterance
revealed that these were, in fact, Italians.

Each man wore what appeared to be entirely pedestrian
country dress—bowler, jacket, and knickerbockers—but over this, each had also donned what looked like female sleeping attire
with a massive red cross embroidered across the front. It greatly resembled an expensive silk nightgown Conall had purchased
for Alexia shortly after their marriage. The comedic effect of this outfit was moderated by the fact that each man also wore
a belt that housed a large sword with medieval inclinations and carried a chubby revolver. Alexia had seen that type of gun
before—a Galand Tue Tue—probably the sundowner model.
It is a strange world,
she ruminated,
wherein one finds oneself surrounded by Italians in nightgowns carrying French guns modified by the English to kill supernaturals.