âand so on, because Steve always has a joint glommed onto his lip and, in fact, gets higher than any man alive, on any and all things one throws his way, and picks up the name Zonker on this tripâ
“âDe-Glom for the Zonker!â”
âand then Babbs parodies Cassadyâ
“âand there's a Cadillac with Marie Antoinetteâ”
âand the speakers wail, and the mandolin wails and the weird laugh wails, and the variable lag wails-ails-ails-ails-ails-ails, and somebodyâwho?âhell,
every
body wails,
“âwe're finally beginning to move, after three fucking days!”
ON THE SECOND DAY THEY REACHED WIKIEUP, AN OLD WILD West oasis out in the Arizona desert along Route 60. It was all gray-brown desert and sun and this lake, which was like a huge slimy kelp pond, but the air was fantastic. Sandy felt great. Then Kesey held the second briefing. They were going to take their first acid of the trip here and have their first major movie production. He and Babbs and the gorgeous sexy Paula Sundsten were going to take acid
âWikieup!â
and the others were going to record what happened. Hagen and Walker were going to film
it, Sandy was going to handle the sound, and Ron Bevirt was going to take photographs.
Sandy feels his first twinge ofâwhat? Like ⦠there is going to be Authorized Acid only. And like ⦠they are going to be separated into performers and workers, stars and backstage. Like ⦠there is an inner circle and an outer circle. This was illogical, because Hagen and Walker, certainly, were closer to Kesey than any other Pranksters besides Babbs, and they were “workers,” too, but that was the way he feels. But he doesn't say anything. Not ⦠out front.
Kesey and Babbs and Paula hook down some acid orange juice from the refrigerator and wait for the vibrations. Paula is in a hell of a great mood. She has never taken LSD before, but she looks fearless and immune and ready for all, and she hooks down a good slug of it. They wait for the vibrations ⦠and here they come.
Babbs has a big cane, a walking stick, and he is waving it around in the air, and the three of them, Babbs, Kesey and Paula, go running and kicking and screaming toward the lake and she dives inâand comes up with her head covered in muck and great kelpy strands of green pond slimeâand beaming in a way that practically radiates out over the face of the lake and the desert. She has surfaced euphoricâ
“Oooooh ! It sparkles!”
âpulling her long strands of slime-slithering hair outward with her hands and grokking and freaking over itâ
“Oooooooohl It sparkles!”
âthe beads of water on her slime strands are like diamonds to her, and everybody feels her feeling at once, even Sandyâ
“Oooooooooh! It sparkles!”
âsurfaced euphoric! euphorically garlanded in long greasy garlands of pond slime, the happiest slime freak in the Westâ
âand Babbs is euphoric for herâ
“Gretchen Fetchin the Slime Queen!” he yells and waves his cane at the sky.
“Ooooooooh! It sparkles!”
“Gretchen Fetchin the Slime Queen!”
“It sparkles!”
“Gretchen Fetchin!”
And it is beautiful. Everybody goes manic and euphoric like a vast contact high, like they have all suddenly taken acid themselves. Kesey is in an athletic romp, tackling the ferns and other slimy greenery in the lake. Babbs and PaulaâGretchen Fetchin!âare yahooing at the sky. Hagen is feverishly filming it all, Sandy has a set of huge cables stretched out to the very edge of the lake, picking up the sound, Ron Bevirt is banging away with his camera. Babbs and PaulaâGretchen Fetchin!âand Kesey keep plunging out into the mucky innards of the lake.
“Come back!” Hagen the cameraman starts yelling. “You're out of range!”
But Babbs and Paula and Kesey can't hear him. They are cartwheeling further and further out into the paradise muckâ
“It sparkles!”
“Gretchen FetchinâQueen of the Slime!”
But meanwhile Hagen's Beauty Witch, in the contagion of the moment, has slipped to the refrigerator and taken some acid, and now she is outside of the bus on the desert sand wearing a black snakeskin blouse and a black mantle, with her long black hair coming down over it like in a pre-Raphaelite painting and a cosmic grin on her witch-white face, lying down on the desert, striking poses and declaiming in couplets. She's zonked out of her nut, but it's all in wild manic Elizabethan couplets:
“Methinks you need a gulp of grass
And so it quickly came to pass
You fell to earth with eely shrieking,
Wooing my heart, freely freaking!”
âand so forth. Well, she wins Hagen's manic heart right away, and soon he has wandered off from the Lake of the Slime
Euphoria and is in a wide-legged stance over her with the camera as she lies declaiming on the desert floor, camera zeroed in on her like she is Maria Montez in a love sceneâand now the Beauty Witch is off on her trip for good â¦
BACK ON THE BUS AND OFF FOR PHOENIX IN THE SLIME-Euphoric certitude that they and the movieâThe Movie!âmany allegories of lifeâthat they could not miss now. Hagen pressed on with the film, hour after hour in the bouncing innards of the bus. There were moments in the History of Film that broke everybody up. One was when they reached Phoenix. This was during the 1964 election excitement and they were in Barry Goldwater's home town, so they put a streamer on the bus reading: “A Vote for Barry is a Vote for Fun.” And they put American flags up on the bus and Cassady drove the bus backward down the main drag of Phoenix while Hagen recorded it on film and the flags flew backward in the wind-stream. The citizens were suitably startled, outraged, delighted, nonplused, and would wheel around and start or else try to keep their cool by sidling glances like they weren't going to be impressed by any
weird shitâ
and a few smiled in a frank way as if to say, I am with youâif only I could be with you!
The fact that they were all high on speed or grass, or so many combinations thereof that they couldn't keep track, made it seem like a great secret life. It was a great secret life. The befuddled citizens could only see the outward manifestations of the incredible stuff going on inside their skulls. They were all now characters in their own movies or the Big Movie. They took on new names and used them.
Steve Lambrecht was Zonker. Cassady was Speed Limit. Kesey was Swashbuckler. Babbs was Intrepid Traveler. Hagen, bouncing along with the big camera, soaring even while the bus roared, was Mal Function. Ron Bevirt had charge of all the equipment, the tools, wires, jacks, and stuff, and became known
as Equipment Hassler, and then just Hassler. George Walker was Hardly Visible. And Paula Sundsten became ⦠Gretchen Fetchin the Slime Queen, of course â¦
A notebook!âfor each of the new characters in The Movie, a plain child's notebook, and each character in this here movie can write in his notebook himself or other people can pick up the notebook and write in itâwho knows who wrote what?âand in Gretchen Fetchin it says:
Bury them in slime!
She cried, flailing about the gardenâ
With a sprig of parsley clutched in
her handsâwhich had always been
clamped in her hands.
This is strange business,
Gets weirder all the time,
She said, wrapping some around
her finger, for we are always
moist in her hand ⦠“Naturally,” she
said, “The roots are deep.”
That was no surprise, but she
was mildly curious to
know what the hell is
THAT
Whereupon he got very
clumsy, giggled confidentially,
and tripped over her shadow,
carrying them both into
an unaccountable adventure.
Barely a week out and already beautiful ebullient sexy Gretchen Fetchin the Slime Queen, Gretch, is
synched
in. Kesey, the very Swashbuckler himself, makes a play for her, and that should be that, but she looks atâBabbsâwho tripped over her
shadow?âHmmmmmmmm? So many shadows and shafts of Southwest sun bouncing in through the windows and all over the floor, over the benches over the bunk uprights bouncing out of the freaking roar of the engine bouncing two sets of Gretch eyes two sets of Babbs eyes, four sets of Gretch eyes four sets of Babbs eyes eight sets of Gretch eyes eight sets of Babbs eyes all grinning vibrating bouncing in among one another carrying them both into an unaccountable adventure, you understand. Kesey sulks a bitâKesey himselfâbut the sulk bounces and breaks up into Southwestern sunballs.
Drivin' on dirt in Utah
,
a '46 Plymouth with an overhead cam
, says Cassady. The refrigerator door squeaks open, gurgle gurgle, this acid O.J. makes a body plumb smack his lips, Hagen and his Black Witch girl friend hook down a cup of acid orange juice apiece and Hagen's sweet face spirals, turning sweet Christian boy clockwise and sweet sly Screw Shack counterclockwise, back and forth, and they disappear, bouncing, up the ladder, up through the turret hole and onto the roof where, under the mightily hulking sun of the Southwest and 70 miles an hourâPretty soon Hagen is climbing back down the ladder and heading for the refrigerator and hooking down another cup of orange juice and smiling for all, Christian boy and Screw Shack sly, spiraling this way and that wayâand climbing back up top the bus in order toâ
MAL FUNCTION!
If only I had $10, then we
could split ½ a Ritalin order
with Margoâeat
Ritalin like aspirin
Now, let's charm Brooks Brothersâ
impressed ?
At night the goddamn bus still bouncing and the Southwest silvery blue coming in not exactly bouncing but slipping and sliding
in shafts, sickly shit, and car beams and long crazy shadows from car beams sliding in weird bends over the inside, over the love bunk. The love bunk'll get you if you don't wash out. One shelf on the bunk has a sleeping bag on it and into this sleeping bag crawl whoever wants to make it, do your thing, bub, and right out front, and wail with it, and Sandy looks over and he can see a human ⦠bobbing up and down in the sleeping bag with the car beams sliding over it and the motor roaring, the fabulous love bunk, and everyoneâ
synch
âcan see that sleeping bag veritably filling up with sperm, the little devils swimming like mad in there in the muck, oozing into the cheap hairy shit they quilt the bag with, millions billions trillions of them, darting around, crafty little flagellants, looking to
score
, which is natural, and if any certified virgin on the face of the earth crawled into that sleeping bag for a nap after lunch she would be a hulking knocked-up miracle inside of three minutesâbut won't this goddamn
bouncing
ever stopâ
THIS BEING A SCHOOL BUS, AND NOT A GREYHOUND, THE springs and the shock absorbers are terrible and the freaking grinding straining motor shakes it to pieces and hulking vibrations synched in to no creature on earth keep batting everybody around on the benches and the bunks. It is almost impossible to sleep and the days and nights have their own sickly cycle, blinding sun all day and the weird car beams and shadows sliding sick and slow at night and all the time the noise. Jane Burton is nauseous practically the whole time. Nobody can sleep so they keep taking more speed to keep going, psychic energizers like Ritalin, anything, and then smoke more grass to take the goddamn tachycardiac edge off the speed, and acid to make the whole thing turn into something else. Then it all starts swinging back and forth between grueling battering lurching flogging along the highwayâand unaccountable delays, stopped, unendurable frustration by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere while
the feeling of no-sleep starts turning the body and the skull into a dried-out husk inside with a sour greasy smoke like a tenement fire curdling in the brainpan. They have to pull into gasoline stations to go to the bathroom, cop a urination or an egestionâkeep regular, friendsâbut 12âhow many, 14?âdid we lose somebodyâdid we pick up somebodyâclimbing out of this bus, which is weird-looking for a start, but all these weird people are too much, clambering outâthe service station attendant and his Number One Boy stare at thisâNegro music is blaring out of the speakers and these weird people clamber out, half of them in costume, lurid shirts with red and white stripes, some of them with weird paint on their faces, like comic-book Indians, with huge circles under their eyes, eyes red, noses not blue, not nearly blue enough, but eyes redâall trooping out toward the Clean Rest Rooms, already queuing up, practicallyâ
“Wait a minute,” the guy says. “What do you think you're doing?”
“Fill 'er up!” says Kesey, very soft and pleasant. “Yes, sir, she's a big bus and she takes a lotta gas. Yep.”
“I mean what are
they
doing?”
“Them? I 'spect they're going to the bathroom. Ay-yup, that big old thing's the worst gas-eater you ever saw”âall the time motioning to Hagen to go get the movie camera and the microphone.
“Well, can't all those people use the bathrooms.”
“All they want to do is go to the bathroom”âand now Kesey takes the microphone and Hagen starts shooting the filmâ
whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
âbut all very casual as if, well, sure, don't
you
record it all, every last morsel of friendly confrontation whenever you stop on the great American highway to cop a urination or two? or a dozen?