The Darwin Awards 4: Intelligent Design (30 page)

“They walked past signs warning of the danger,”

“This was an extremely unusual occurrence,”

“Too much alcohol…”

“Turns out Nguyen was wrong!”

“Twice he asked his relative to cease and desist,”

“Watch, I’ll prove it,”

“‘We do caution people against these acts,’ said police,”

“We never thought of that!”

“What could happen? What indeed…”

“Who’s going to contact the Darwin Awards, then?”

“Why take the time to put the car up on blocks?”

“Wielding his bayonet, he leaped toward one of his men,”

“Within seconds, the natural justice system meeted out his punishment,”

“Yes, he admitted, there was an eel inside him,”

“You want to get up, or you’ll be run over,”

“You’ll never take me alive, copper!”