The Curious Case Of The Clockwork Man (17 page)

Circling a willow-bordered lake, they flew low along its shore and yanked their release straps. The three box kites separated from the birds, drifted earthward, touched the grass, tumbled, and came to a standstill. The swans beat their wings and swept up over the willow trees and down onto the water beyond, landing with splashes and honks of delight. They paddled contentedly and watched through the drooping branches as the men clambered out of their wood and canvas carriages, each pulling a portmanteau from the large storage pockets at the rear of the kites.

“It’s a precarious experience, landing these blinkin’ things,” Spencer commented.

“Exciting, though,” said Swinburne.

“Yus, lad, that as well,” the philosopher agreed. “I’ll go an’ remove the birds’ harnesses.”

While Spencer dealt with the swans, Burton and Swinburne dismantled and folded the kites.

A man approached. He was wearing a fustian shooting jacket and baggy corduroy trousers, and held a double-barrelled shotgun crooked over his elbow. With his short dark hair, drooping mustache, and swarthy skin, he bore a passing resemblance to the king’s agent, though he was shorter and lacked the habitual frown.

“Here, what’s this, then?” he demanded.

“Good afternoon. Don’t worry yourself, my good man. We’re expected. I’m Burton.”

“Ah, yes, sir, sorry, sir. Colonel Lushington said you’d be arriving. I’m Guilfoyle, the groundsman.”

“Pleased to meet you, Mr. Guilfoyle. Is it all right with you if we leave our swans on the lake?”

“Of course, sir. There’s plenty for them to eat in there, so they won’t go hungry.”

Spencer rejoined them and was introduced: “This is Mr. Herbert Spencer, their keeper. He’ll be down here from time to time to tend to them.”

“Very well, sir,” Guilfoyle answered, raising his cap to Spencer. “They’re expecting you at the house, gentlemen. I’ll walk you up. Leave your kites here. I’ll find a place to store them.”

“Thank you.”

They followed the groundsman up the gently sloping lawn, which rose from the lake to the back of the house, skirted around the ivy-clad building, and arrived at its front. Beyond a carriageway, wheat fields stretched up to the brow of a distant low hill.

“Those are the famous Crawls,” Guilfoyle remarked.

“Crawls?”

“Aye. The fields old Mabella de Tichborne encircled to set the dole. Do you know the legend?”

“Yes. Bismillah! What a distance! No wonder she dropped dead!”

“Aye, sir, and no wonder she cursed the place first!”

Guilfoyle nodded a farewell and made to depart, but then stopped and gave a slightly strangled cough.

“Is there something else, my man?” Burton asked.

The groundsman removed his cap and pulled it nervously through his fingers.

“Well, sir, it’s just that—that—well, what I mean is—”

“Yes?”

“Please, gentlemen, if you don’t mind me sayin’ so, you should be careful at night. Stay in your rooms. That’s all. Stay in your rooms.”

He turned and walked away, not looking back.

“How extraordinary!” Swinburne exclaimed.

“Yes, very odd,” Burton agreed. “Come on, let’s go and announce ourselves.”

Four white Tuscan columns framed the entrance to the grand house. The three men climbed the steps and passed between them, through the portico. Swinburne tugged at a bellpull. It felt loose in his hand.

“Humph! Seems like the spring’s broken!” he grunted, and used the brass knocker instead.

After a minute or so, the door was opened and a small, elderly, white-haired, and pleasant-faced Jamaican greeted them. Andrew Bogle, the butler.

“Sir Richard Burton and associates to see Colonel Lushington,” the king’s agent announced.

“Yes, sir. Please come in. If you’d like to wait in the Reception Room, I’ll inform the colonel that you have arrived.”

They were escorted into a plush chamber, where the butler left them, and were joined a few minutes later by a tall, smartly dressed, broad-shouldered man of ramrod-straight military bearing. Bronzed by an outdoor life, he appeared to be in his early sixties. He wore his greying hair cut very short, but possessed extravagant muttonchop whiskers, which stood out horizontally, ending in carefully waxed thin points above the tips of his shoulders.

“Good afternoon,” he barked. “Or evening. Which? No matter! Colonel Franklin Lushington is my name. Lushington will do. No formality required. Colonel, if you prefer. I’m glad you’re here, Sir Richard. Henry Arundell speaks very highly of you. You are Sir Richard, aren’t you? No mistake?”

“None, sir. I’m Burton.”

They shook hands, and Burton introduced his companions.

After arranging a room for Spencer—“below stairs” with the servants—to which he was escorted by Bogle, Burton and Swinburne followed Lushington to the library.

Supplied with the obligatory brandies and cigars, they settled into high-backed armchairs and got to business.

“Sir Alfred will join us for supper,” Lushington advised. “Or perhaps not. The plain unvarnished fact of the matter is—let’s not beat about the bush—he’s been behaving erratically in recent days and isn’t reliable. I tell you that in confidence, of course. He doesn’t always make sense. Some sort of nervous breakdown, I fancy.”

“I suppose the reappearance of his elder brother is to blame?” Burton suggested.

“Absolutely. Well, that’s my theory, anyway. I should warn you that he’ll tell you a cock-and-bull story about a ghost.”

“A ghost, by Gad!” Burton exclaimed, startled by the occurrence of yet another coincidence. Tichborne and Brundleweed, both haunted?

“Absolute rot, of course,” Lushington added. “Unless it’s true. Who knows? I hear there’s great enthusiasm for table-tapping in London these days, so maybe there’s something in all that life-after-death nonsense, but I’m inclined to think otherwise. Have you ever been to a séance? I haven’t. Don’t see the need for them.”

Burton leaned forward. “So you haven’t witnessed anything yourself?”

Lushington hesitated, took a gulp from his glass, and answered: “I haven’t seen anything, no …. Well, that is to say, not with my eyes. But I must admit, I might have spotted something with my ears. Spotted? No. Hah! Obviously a man doesn’t see with his ears. Ahem! I mean I heard something. But then there’s an awful lot to hear in a big old house like this, so it was probably nothing. Perhaps mice, except they don’t knock, that’s the thing of it.”

“You heard knocking?” Burton was beginning to feel more than a little frustrated by the colonel’s rambling manner of speech.

Lushington shook his head, coughed, and nodded. “That’s right, I did. Knocking, these two nights past, as if someone were walking through the house banging on the walls. Not mice, then. I don’t know why I said mice.”

“Did you investigate?”

“Of course, military instinct. Seek out the enemy. On both occasions, as I approached the noise, it stopped.”

“The enemy mice ran away?” put in Swinburne, mischievously.

“Quite so, if it was mice, which it obviously wasn’t.”

“So what was it then?” Burton asked.

“Not a clue. Haven’t the remotest idea. Completely at a loss. The foundations settling as the day’s heat dissipated, perhaps? Ah! There you have it! Mystery solved!”

Over the course of the next two hours, they reviewed the history of the Tichborne family and the circumstances leading up to the Claimant’s imminent arrival. He was due at the house the day after tomorrow, and Lushington was eager to see the individual who’d caused such a furore.

“Bogle, the butler, the Jamaican fellow—at least I think he’s Jamaican. West Indian, anyway—has been with the family for many years. He knew Roger Tichborne and will be sure to recognise him on sight. Then there’s the resident physician, or doctor—what’s the difference?—Jankyn, and the groundsman, er—er—er—”

“Guilfoyle,” Swinburne offered.

“Ah!” Lushington responded. “Is he, indeed? And your name, sir?”

“Algernon Swinburne. We were introduced earlier, if you remember. Are you really in charge of the estate’s finances?”

“What of Sir Alfred’s opinion?” Burton interrupted hastily. “Surely you aren’t discounting that? He is, after all, the brother.”

“True, but he also has a vested interest. I’m sure he’d much rather this fellow was exposed as an outright crook. If not, he loses the estate.”

Burton looked surprised. “Surely you don’t mean to suggest that he might purposely deny his brother simply to keep hold of the title?”

“Good lord, of course not!”

A gong sounded and echoed through the house.

“That’s the summons to supper or dinner or something similar. What time is it? Clocks don’t work here. I never have the vaguest idea what the confounded hour is!”

The king’s agent frowned and pulled out his pocket watch.

“It’s half-past six. What do you mean, clocks don’t work?”

“Simply that. Every timepiece in this house stopped a month or so ago. I daresay yours will, too, if you stay here long enough. Perhaps it’s something to do with the position of the building and the Earth’s magnetics. I wouldn’t know. I’m a soldier, not a Technologist! Anyway, Bogle will take you and your luggage up to the guest rooms so you can change into your evening wear. Just a formality. Observing the rituals. The mark of civilisation. A man should always dress for whatever it is, don’t you think? We’ll reconvene in the dining room in fifteen minutes. You’ll meet Sir Alfred there. If he comes. He may not.”

A quarter of an hour later, wearing their formal attire, Burton and Swinburne descended the grand staircase. The poet giggled, remembering that his friend had, a few weeks ago, come down a similar staircase in a far less controlled fashion. He wondered whether Sir Roderick Murchison would ever forgive Burton.

They passed along the hall, in which polished suits of armour stood silent guard, and entered the long dining room. A grand table dominated its centre, and all around it the walls were hung with portraits.

Bogle bowed as they entered. Colonel Lushington greeted them.

“That’s the young Roger Tichborne,” he said, pointing at one of the paintings. “While that—” he turned and indicated another “—is his ancestor, the notorious Roger de Tichborne. The same name, you’ll note, except for the
de.
It means
of
, I believe. Roger
of
Tichborne, on account of the fact that he was—”

He cleared his throat and fell silent.

“He was what?” Swinburne asked.

“Of Tichborne, man!”

“Ah. I see. Rather a nasty-looking cove!”

“Oh, I wouldn’t say so,” came a voice from the door. “But perhaps that’s because I bear a distinct resemblance!”

They turned their heads and saw two men crossing the threshold.

“May I introduce Sir Alfred Tichborne?” the colonel said. “Sir Alfred, this is Sir Richard Burton and his assistant, um—um—um—”

“Algernon Swinburne,” said Swinburne.

“Welcome, gentlemen, and thank God you’re here!” Tichborne stepped forward with his hand outstretched. “You’ve got to help me!”

Burton was taken aback by Sir Alfred’s appearance, for though the baronet was young, his hair was completely white and there were deep lines scoring the skin around his eyes.

Tichborne stood about five foot nine and was of a large build. He did, indeed, resemble the man in the portrait—facially, at least—but where his ancestor’s features were cruel, Sir Alfred’s were weak. His lips possessed an unpleasantly loose and damp appearance; his chin was too receded; his eyes too widely set. In attire, he was foppish to the point of effeminacy, and the hand that Burton shook felt boneless.

The baronet’s eyes moved restlessly, fearfully.

Before he could say anything else, the second man interrupted: “I’m sure Sir Richard will do all he can to assist, Sir Alfred, but let’s not ask him to do so on an empty stomach? What!”

“Gentlemen, this is Doctor Jankyn, our resident physician,” said Lushington. “Or Physician Jankyn, our resident doctor. I don’t know how it works. One way or the other, I would think.”

“Pleased to meet you, what!” said Jankyn.

He was a tall and lanky fellow, with big hands and feet, and a long jaw. His grey hair was brushed back and fell in curls to the nape of his neck. His ears stuck out and his close-set eyes were of the palest blue.

The five men sat at the table, wine was served by Bogle, and maids brought platters of food.

Sir Alfred twitched and fidgeted, outdoing even Swinburne’s habitual nervous agitation.

“So how may I be of service?” Burton asked him. “Do you seek my opinion of the Claimant?”

“Fiddlesticks!” Tichborne cried passionately. “He’s nothing but a cheap swindler! No, Burton, I want you to get rid of the damned witch before she gets rid of me!”

“Witch?”

“The Lady Mabella! The foul sorceress who wishes me, the last of the Tichbornes, dead!”

Jankyn spoke: “Sir Alfred is under the impression that this house is being haunted by that man’s—” he pointed at the portrait of Roger de Tichborne “—wife.”

“You’ve actually seen the ghost, Sir Alfred?” Swinburne asked.

“Three times!”

“The human mind can play very convincing tricks when in a state of high anxiety,” Doctor Jankyn offered.

“I didn’t imagine it!” the baronet shouted.

There came a loud clang as one of the maids dropped a serving spoon onto the floor.

“Take care, young lady! Have some discipline!” Colonel Lushington snapped. “An accident, I should think. Never mind. Go and fetch a fresh spoon, there’s a good girl.”

“Wait!” Burton interrupted. “What’s your name, miss?”

The maid turned beetroot red, curtseyed, and answered: “Christina Flowers, sir.”

“Have you seen the spectre, too, Miss Flowers?”

She swallowed, licked her lips, and looked anxiously at each of the men.

“I—I—”

“You can speak freely,” Lushington advised. “I’m sorry I barked at you that way. Military training. What is it you’ve seen?”

The girl sniffed and said: “Beggin’ your pardon, sirs, it—it were in the ’allway leading to the kitchen. Two nights past—in the early hours of the mornin’. I couldn’t sleep an’ I wanted a drink o’ water. As I came along the ‘all, I ‘eard a knock-knock-knockin’ an’ I thought Mrs. Picklethorpe must be up and about.”