Authors: Debra Salonen
Tags: #romance, #comedy, #sexy, #black humor, #aging and sex
Pru held up a loose, black
hood with obvious disdain before letting it drop in the
not-happening pile. She handed a medium-size flesh tone dildo,
fur-lined handcuffs, elasticized mask and fistful of white cotton
ropes of various lengths to Judy to store in the basket. She
continued sorting for several minutes then let out a
sigh.
"Something
wrong?"
"Who knew you were such a
traditionalist?" She picked up her briefcase-size black leather
purse. "Luckily, I brought a few things from home."
She opened the sides and
dumped everything on the bed.
Judy blinked in surprise. A
few of the items made sense: the gleaming stainless steel spatula,
the large slotted serving spoon with a wide, shallow surface and a
pair of elbow-length black rubber gloves. But the wire whisk and
garlic press demanded an explanation.
"Do I even dare
ask?"
Pru grabbed the whisk and
returned it to the purse. "Never mind. But the press stays.
Depending on the size of his balls, some men find this
pleasurable." She made a face. "That is your objective, right? To
prove to Lewis that having sex with you is worth dying
for?"
"No," Judy cried, slapping
both hands to her face and shaking her head. "I don't plan to fuck
the man. I simply want to use his sexual proclivity to prove he's
more like Buddy than he cares to admit. And more important, he
needs to see that I'm not the bad guy here. I didn't coerce Buddy
into having sex with me. He swallowed that little blue pill because
he wanted to go out with a bang."
"No pun
intended."
XOXO
Dear Reader,
I hope you enjoyed the
fourth and final book in my Screw Senility series. Judy Banger's
stories were great fun to write--very liberating,
creatively-speaking. If you missed any of the saga, you'll find
excerpts and links attached. If you're the kind of reader who
doesn't feel complete without a print version of your favorite
ebook, please keep an eye out for my combined, 4-book Screw
Senility Anthology, which will be released soon via CreateSpace.
The print version will be slightly less naughty--consider it an
R-rated version.
I am extremely fortunate to
have supportive friends who helped me complete this series. Jackie
Maxwell, your sharp eye and generous heart, made copyediting
fun--mostly. Francine Smiley, I appreciate your keen proofreading
skills. Patti Metz, thank you for taking Jan's place by
reading--and liking--my work.
I'll confess. Judy Banger
butted--no pun intended--her way into my writing line-up. The first
series in my epublishing book queue was supposed to be a
romantic-suspense with a paranormal aspect: think Moonlighting
meets the Ghost Whisperer. But once Judy got into my head, the
woman would not quit hounding me to write, write, write her story.
I didn't see a Happily-Ever-After in the works for her, but
apparently she did. I'm glad she persevered. Writing her ending
reminded me to appreciate the many blessings in my life, including
my personal hero, Paul--who makes it possible for me to live my own
HEA.
But, now, I'm back to work
on my K.A.B. Investigations series. Book I -- LIAR, will be
followed by CHEATER and THIEF. And in October, my short romance, MY
CHRISTMAS ANGEL (with a new, heart-melting ending) will be part of
On Fire Fiction's 5-author anthology CELEBRATE! You are going to
love these heartwarming stories from five top-selling
authors.
Happy reading, my
friends,
Deb
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Debra Salonen is the
award-winning, nationally top-selling author of 27 series romance
novels for Harlequin's Superromance and American lines. Most of her
backlist titles have been digitized and are now available for
purchase. In 2006, Debra was named "Series Storyteller of the Year"
by RomanticTimes Book Reviews. Her May 2010 release, UNTIL HE MET
RACHEL, was honored as "Best Superromance of 2010."
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her exciting new publishing endeavors, including her “K.A.B. -
Karma’s A Bitch-Investigations” romantic-suspense series, which
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