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Authors: Tim Federle
Tequila Mockingbird
T
EQUILA
M
OCKINGBIRD
COCKTAILS
with a
LITERARY TWIST
TIM FEDERLE
ILLUSTRATED BY
LAUREN MORTIMER
Disclaimer: Please drink responsibly. This book is intended for people 21 years and over who know the difference between Beverly Cleary and Judy Blume.
© 2013 by Tim Federle
Illustrations © 2013 by Lauren Mortimer
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Library of Congress Control Number: 2012944541
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