The place was decorated in early schlock, with all the usual fishing nets, plastic crabs, and cork things you saw in most of the bars in town. Bloody tourists expected the whole drekking city to be nautical. Walking slowly to the bar, hands well away from his sides, Two Bears hoisted himself up onto the norm-size stool and gave a smile to the bartender, who did not return it, but continued to polish a clean glass and looked ready to spit in his face.
“Fat Jake here?” Two Bears asked, placing both hands flat on the counter.
“Who wants to know, runt?” demanded the barkeep,
curling a lip in disgust.
So much for being nice. “The man who saved him from a Morlock axe, that’s who, butt-wipe.”
The bartender’s eyes went wide, and he smashed the glass on the floor. “You ain’t no man, crit!” screamed the norm, brandishing a fist the color of boiled chicken. “You’re a stinking metafreak!”
Two Bears did nothing. He just sat there and waited. Crit. That was new. Short for critter, he supposed. So now they were calling metahumans animals. Made sense for them. Animals had packs and cubs, not families and children. Made his kind easier for them to kill and still sleep at night. I didn’t kill a man today, dear, just a nasty walking animal. Smelly thing had the audacity to wear clothes.
“Your opinion,” Two Bears said low and soft. “But if you don’t get Jake out here pronto, it’s your pecker in the blender.”
Tense moments passed with the bartender just breathing hard, and the other patrons scraping their boots and shifting chairs all around him. Moving into better positions so they wouldn’t be hit in the crossfire? Two Bears knew this had been a wild gamble. Pure dice. But nobody would ever look for him in here, and he needed resources fast. He could get them if Fat Jake still remembered old debt and hadn’t let the fear or hate boil away what honor he used to have.
Long ago, a million years it seemed like nowadays, they had run together. Side by side, they’d ganged against the Morlocks, the very go-gang who’d cannibalized the fragging tourist and got half of Overtown toasted like marshmallows in their sleep a few years back. Including Melinda. Sweet gentle Mel had died in the city’s brutal retaliation—the so-called Night of Law. That same night the various rival gangs put aside their differences and swore a blood oath of peace until they caught and killed every stinking Morlock sublife joybag and did them up a treat proper. There were special chummers for this job—frizoids and glitches who lived in the sewers and swamps, too twisted in the brain for any use except letting them have a hated foe to play with. That’s where the Morlocks went one by one, never to return. Street justice. Hard and permanent. Trans end.
Setting a trap to take down the last few members of the gang had gotten Fat Jake, who was skinny as a laser and hence the name, on their ghoulish dining table. The Morlocks’ turn for revenge. Two Bears had taken a knife in the belly busting the rival ganger free from their funtable, and Jake lost an ear but kept his life. Together they slaughtered the rest of the go-gang, saving the mage boss for last, a motherfragging insect shaman. The screaming freak unleashed some flying things like hornet-bats or something, but couldn’t survive the big batch of fire-death from the packages of CIO plastique they brought along. It was a rocking party. Would have made a hell of a trid-of-the-week.
The spellcaster died in a chemical fireball better than any he could conjure and, unconscious, Two Bears and Jake both got saved from the burning wreckage by the city firefighters, of all things. Then they did a year in the Citadel for destroying public property and possession of restricted materials. Lone Star knew what had gone down, but refused to sanction any independent action that made them look bad. Welcome to Miami, chummer.
It would have been so much simpler to juke the gangers’ hole to the ground. Slab the Morlocks and Jake at once. Easy as shooting crabs off a tree. But your word was your bond on the streets. The only thing a chummer could not buy was his own rep. So Two Bears saved the man who’d gotten his one true love. Melinda. He tried not to wonder if she’d have stayed with him when the change hit him later and he became a dwarf. Did she stay with Jake because she loved him more, or because Adam Two Bears was different now? Two Bears would never know. Sometimes, the truth was better not known. There was great comfort in lies.
Reaching below the counter, the suddenly smiling bartender started to pull something large and metallic into view when a voice stopped him.
“Hoi, Two,” rumbled a human standing in the doorway that led to the back storeroom. Light poured in from behind him and it wasn’t until the norm closed the portal that Two Bears could clearly see who it was.
The years had not been kind to Jake. Although still skinny and dark as a stick, Fat Jake was wearing a sleeveless tee that showed a network of thin scars trailing up both arms. His left ear, half hidden behind graying hair, shone with flawless health. Plastic ear, and wires. Chipped or skillwires, Two Bears had no idea. But in his youth, the other man had scorned both as crutches for the weak and stupid. Guess Jake was showing his age at last. Then again, he’d been a full adult when Two Bears was a snotty juve who didn’t know the difference between bullets and bullshit. How old was the norm now, fifty? More? No matter. It would be best not to mention the physical changes. Never insult the hand before it feeds you.
“O-hio, Jake,” returned Two Bears deliberately using the casual Japper greeting between friends. A little reminding couldn’t hurt here.
“You know this ... thing?” snarled the bartender, returning whatever it was to back under the counter. The rest of the patrons did the same with their own ironmongery. Slowly and reluctantly.
So this is what a skeet feels like, thought Two Bears.
“Yah, the runt’s mine,” said the gray-haired norm. The two old friends cum enemies looked at each other, and the norm cracked a half-smile. “You got that data I sent you to steal, crit?”
Inside, Two Bears went stiff, but refused to allow his fury to show. This was a game the dwarf didn’t want to play, but he’d started it without warning, and what could he do? Challenge the norm here among his chummers? All bets would be off, and Jake would have to geek him on the spot to save face. Eat a little pride, live another day. It was drek sandwich time. But he made a mental note of the humiliation for the future.
“Yes, sir,” Two Bears replied humbly, giving a short bow. “Of course, sir. I have it right here, sir.”
Jake waved a hand and turned without waiting for a response. “My office, meta. Now.”
“Ya sure it’s housebroken chief?” taunted a leathergirl at a table full of steins.
“Why should it be?” he retorted. “You ain’t.”
The bar patrons roared in laughter, and the snipes flew thick as the heavy door cycled shut, cutting off all sound.
Inside the office of the Casa Cabana, Two Bears straightened his bent shoulders and glared at his host. “Having fun?”
Leaning back in the chair behind the duraplas desk, Jake levered his boots on top of the scarred surface, his boot heels dovetailing into worn grooves there. Clearly, a daily position.
“Absolutely,” he snorted. “ ’Bout time you learned proper respect for true humans.”
Demons of chaos, give him the strength not to strangle this man before they could even talk.
“Not telling my people you’re not a real tourist should even us out, eh?” added Jake coldly.
Check and balance. So it begins. “If that’s what you think, done and done,” said Two Bears, crossing his arms. “I’ll take my problem elsewhere.
“After a bit to eat,” he added sotto voce. “Any good places around ear?”
Fat Jake reacted to the words with a jolt, his hand automatically going to the right side of his head. “Point duly taken,” he rumbled, low and menacingly. “Download me.”
“I’m doing a lobster and need backup. Now. As in fifteen minutes ago.”
“In hot water, eh? That explains the beard and map. Must be big trouble for such a risky ploy. On the run, or on the lam?” he demanded suspiciously.
Two Bears arched an eyebrow. “What do you think?”
Jake relaxed. “Okay then. So the local SWAT isn’t in hot pursuit, you’re just hiding from them. What’s the glitch? Need a piece? I’ve got a couple of nice Mag fives, and an 88 V in the backroom. Heavier stuff too, if need be, but those will cost you.”
Hooking a chair from behind, Two Bears pulled in close and sat. “Got a weapon and know how to get more. I need people.”
“So whatcha want?”
“All three.”
“Muscle, mana, and machine?”
Gods, yes. What Two Bears actually wanted was a small army, but three pros was all he could afford until he squeezed more juice from his Johnson. The old man hadn’t been straight with him about the deal and that was going to cost him a stack.
But god, how he hated this! Should be making his own calls, contacting his regulars, solid chummers he’d normally trust to the marble slab. But after Sister got brainfried, he didn’t know who to trust, or where to turn. If only he knew what corporate file she’d been raiding, that would help, but he was totally in the dark. Not since he was a kid running solo through the streets of Overtown had he ever felt so alone and vulnerable.
“You got the nuyen to feed them, kemo sabe?” asked Jake.
The old Amerind term of friendship invoking days long
past hurt worse than any insult. Goddamn the norm. Calling in a debt of honor wasn’t supposed to be a lesson in humility. “I got codes for the decker to get it for me.”
“Fresh from a cold one?” chuckled the man.
A brisk head nod. “Haven’t robbed a corpse in six. The codes are my own. But I don’t dare go near my accounts. They might be waiting for me. Gotta access ’em from outside.”
“You’re that hot?” gasped Fat Jake.
Two Bears shrugged.
The human lowered his boots and leaned on the desktop. “What the hell’d you steal, Two? Or who’d you cack? Some maf chief or a yak boss?”
Removing his hat, Two Bears inspected the brim and said nothing.
No boasts, no denials, no lies, or evasions. Fat Jake’s expression melted like ice on the beach, then got nasty. “Anything goes down, I burn you,” he warned hastily. “Got to protect my place.”
“I scan. You can always get more customers, but those plastic crabs must cost a fortune.”
“Stuff it, halfer,” retorted the norm. “This reeks of tox and you fragging know it. Why come to me? You’re a fixer now. Ain’t you got own fragging regulars?”
Two Bears shook his head. “No can do. They might be compromised. Find me new talent. No virgins. No groups. Make it all loners. Better chance they aren’t morkhans that way.”
“Traitors?”
“Or gov ops. I’m paying top nuyen and a slice of the pie, so I want first string.”
“A slice off the top? It’s that hard?”
“Straight as a laser.”
A variety of expressions came and went on the norm’s face, none of them happy, so Two Bears quickly added. “I got insurance.”
That snapped Jake around. “Yeah, who?”
“Ask him when he sends in the drones with all guns firing.”
“Drek,” snorted the norm. “But it’s a good lie. Let me see who’s looking for work.” Reaching under the desk, Jake retrieved a datacable, slid the end into his temple, and started his fingers dancing over the deck built into the desk top.
Two Bears felt oddly disurbed by the event. Fat Jake a decker, that was also new. What else had changed with the man? Gods, what a different place the world suddenly seemed.
After a few minutes, Jake removed the cabie from his forehead and laid it down between them. Two Bears read the act as a formal line of disembarkation.
“Done,” said Jake, coiling the cable. “I got what you asked for, and I set the meet for the old place at Palm and Cove. Second-floor ballroom. You remember?”
“Natch.” It was where they used to get drunk, get high, and make plans to take over the city gov. Youthful dreams of avarice.
Satisfied, Two Bears stood, and after a moment, offered his stout hand to the other. Jake stared at the hand as if it was infested with crabs, then rose and took it. The two released their respective grips almost immediately.
“Now we’re even, Two,” said Jake, stepping to the wall and palming open a door. The alley showed outside. In a flash of memory, Two Bears recalled the secret door. It was an escape route from the old days, clearly still in operational condition. Probably just in case the old days came back with a vengeance.
Staring down at the dwarf, Jake went on, “Now we’re even. If I pass you on the streets, I’ll ignore you. But if we meet on a run and you’re on the other side, finito.”
Two Bears scowled. “Crosshairs, we’re even. No debt, no sweat.”
“Done and done.”
Two Bears moved past the taller man, then paused in the doorway. “With one exception.”
“What?” demanded Jake gruffly. “Some fave club? A bix bop? I’ll never go to The Crypt, so you can forget that.”
“Ah, too bad, my boys would love to meetcha,” Two Bears returned, then softened his tones. “But no, Jake, I was referring to Melinda’s grave. I put flowers there occasionally and—”
A roar cut him off. “So it’s you!” bellowed Jake, spittle spraying from his mouth. Razorspurs sprang out of his hands and Fat Jake reached for Two Bears’ throat. Two Bears ducked low and backstepped into the alleyway, giving himself combat room. What the frag was going on here?