Rudyard Kipling's Tales of Horror and Fantasy (98 page)

‘'E'd ha' got more, but the man didn't die.'

‘'None o' your doin's, was it, Gra'?'

‘No! 'Twas the woman's husband this time. An' so, my man bein' dead, I went back to them Marshalls, as cook, to get me legs under a gentleman's table again, and be called with a handle to me name. That was the year you shifted to Portsmouth.'

‘Cosham,' Mrs Fettley corrected. ‘There was a middlin' lot o' new buildin' bein' done there. My man went first, an' got the room, an' I follered.'

‘Well, then, I was a year-abouts in Lunnon, all at a breath, like, four meals a day an' livin' easy. Then, 'long towards autumn, they two went travellin', like, to France; keepin' me on, for they couldn't go without me. I put the house to rights for the caretaker, an' then I slipped down 'ere to me sister Bessie – me wages in me pockets, an' all 'ands glad to be'old of me.'

‘That would be when I was at Cosham,' said Mrs Fettley.

‘
You
know. Liz, there wasn't no cheap-dog pride to folk, those days, no more than there was cinemas nor whisk-drives. Man or woman 'ud lay hold o' any job that promised a shillin' to the backside of it, didn't they? I was all peaked up afterLunnon, an' I thought the fresh airs 'ud serve me. So I took on at Smalldene, obligin' with a hand at the early potato-liftin', stubbin' hens, an' such-like. They'd ha' mocked me sore in my kitchen in Lunnon, to see me in men's boots, an' me petticoats all shorted.'

‘Did it bring ye any good?' Mrs Fettley asked.

‘'Twadn't for that I went. You know, 's'well's me, that na'un happens to ye till it
'as
'appened. Your mind don't warn ye before 'and of the road ye've took, till you're at the far eend of it. We've only a backwent view of our proceeding.'

‘ 'Oowasit?'

‘'Arry Mockler.' Mrs Ashcroft's face puckered to the pain of her sick leg.

Mrs Fettley gasped. ‘ 'Arry? Bert Mockler's son! An'
I
never guessed!'

Mrs Ashcroft nodded. ‘An' I told myself –
an'
I left it – that I wanted field-work.'

‘What did ye get out of it?'

‘The usuals. Everythin' at first – worse than naught after. I had signs an' warnings a-plenty, but I took no heed of 'em. For we was burnin' rubbish one day, just when we'd come to know how 'twas with – with both of us. 'Twas early in the year for burnin', an' I said so. “No!” says he. “The sooner dat old stuffs off an' done with,”'e says, “the better.”'Is face was harder'n rocks when he spoke. Then it come over me that I'd found me master, which I 'adn't ever before. I'd allus owned 'em like.'

‘Yes! Yes! They're yourn or you're theirn,' the other sighed. ‘I like the right way best.'

‘I didn't. But 'Arry did … 'Long then, it come time for me to go back to Lunnon. I couldn't. I clean couldn't! So, I took an' tipped a dollop o' scaldin' water out o' the copper one Monday mornin' over me left 'and and arm. Dat stayed me where I was for another fortnight.'

‘Was it worth it?' said Mrs Fettley, looking at the silvery scar on the wrinkled fore-arm.

Mrs Ashcroft nodded. ‘An' after that, we two made it up 'twixt us so's 'e could come to Lunnon for a job in aliv'ry-stable not far from me. 'E got it.
I
'tended to that. There wadn't no talk nowhere. His own mother never suspicioned how 'twas. He just slipped up to Lunnon, an' there we abode that winter, not 'alf a mile 'tother from each.'

‘Ye paid 'is fare an' all, though'; Mrs Fettley spoke convincedly.

Again Mrs Ashcroft nodded. ‘Dere wadn't much I didn't do for him. 'E was me master, an' – O God help us! – we'd laugh over it walkin' together after dark in them paved streets, an'me corns fair wrenchin' in me boots! I'd never been like that before. Ner he! Ner he!'

Mrs Fettley clucked sympathetically.

‘An' when did ye come to the eend?' she asked.

‘When 'e paid it all back again, every penny. Then I knowed, but I wouldn't
suffer
meself to know. “You've been mortal kind to me,” he says. “Kind!” I said. “'Twixt
us
?”But 'e kep' all on tellin' me 'ow kind I'd been an''e'd never forget it all his days. I held it from off o' me for three evenin's, because I would
not
believe. Then 'e talked about not bein' satisfied with 'is job in the stables, an' the men there puttin' tricks on 'im, an' all they lies which a man tells when 'e's leavin' ye. I heard 'im out, neither 'elpin' nor 'inderin'. At the last, I took off a liddle brooch which he'd give me an' I says: “Dat'll do.
I
ain't askin' na'un'.” An' I turned me round an' walked off to me own sufferin's. 'E didn't make 'em worse. 'E didn't come nor write after that. 'E slipped off 'ere back 'ome to 'is mother again.'

‘An''ow often did ye look for 'en to come back?' Mrs Fettley demanded mercilessly.

‘More'n once – more'n once! Goin' over the streets we'd used, I thought de very pave-stones 'ud shruck out under me feet.'

‘Yes,' said Mrs Fettley. ‘I dunno but dat don't 'urt as much as aught else. An' dat was all yet got?'

‘No. 'Twadn't. That's the curious part, if you'll believe it, Liz.'

‘I do. I lay you're further off lyin' now than in all your life, Gra'.'

‘I am … An' I suffered, like I'd not wish my most arrantest enemies to. God's Own Name! I went through the hoop that spring! One part of it was headaches which I'd never know all me days before. Think o'
me
with an 'eddick! But I come to be grateful for 'em. They kep' me from thinkin' …'

‘'Tis like a tooth,' Mrs Fettley commented. ‘It must rage an'rugg till it tortures itself quiet on ye; an' then – then there's na'unleft.'

‘I
got enough lef to last me all
my
days on earth. It comeabout through our charwoman's liddle girl – Sophy Ellis was'er name – all eyes an' elbers an' hunger. I used to give 'ervittles. Otherwhiles, I took no special notice of 'er, an' a sightless, o' course, when me trouble about 'Arry was on me. But – you know how liddle maids first feel it sometimes – she cometo be crazy-fond o' me, pawin' an' cuddlin' all whiles; an' I'adn't the 'eart to beat 'er off… One afternoon, early inspring 'twas, 'er mother 'ad sent 'er round to scutchel up whatvittles she could off of us. I was settin' by the fire, me apernover me head, half-mad with the 'eddick, when she slips in. Ireckon I was middlin' short with 'er. “Lor'!” she says. “Is
that
all? I'll take it off you in two-twos!” I told her not to lay afinger on me, for I thought she'd want to stroke my forehead;an'– I ain't that make. “
I
won't tech ye,” she says, an' slips outagain. She 'adn't been gone ten minutes 'fore me old 'eddicktook off quick as bein' kicked. So I went about my work.Prasin'ly, Sophy comes back, an' creeps into my chair quiet asa mouse. 'Er eyes was deep in 'er 'ead an''er face all drawed. Iasked 'er what 'ad 'appened. “Nothin',” she says. “On'y I'vegot it now.”“Got what?” I says. “Your 'eddick,” she says, allhoarse an' sticky-lipped. “I've took it on me.”“Nonsense,” Isays, “it went of itself when you was ouf. Lay still an' I'll makeye a cup o' tea.”“'Twon't do no good,” she says, “till yourtime's up. 'Ow long do
your
'eddicks last?”“Don't talk silly,” Isays, “or I'll send for the Doctor.” It looked to me like shemight be hatchin' de measles. “Oh, Mrs Ashcroft,” she saysstretchin' out 'er liddle thin arms. “I
do
love ye.” There wasn'tany holdin' agin that. I took 'er into me lap an' made much of'er. “Is it truly gone?” she says. “Yes,” I says, “an' if 'twas youtook it away, I'm truly grateful.”“
'Twas
me,” she says, layin''er cheek to mine. “No one but me knows how.” An' then she said she'd changed me 'eddick for me at a Wish 'Ouse.'

‘Whatt?'Mrs Fettley spoke sharply.

‘A Wish House. No!
I
'adn't 'eard o' such things, either. I couldn't get it straight at first, but, puttin' all together, I made out that a Wish 'Ouse 'ad to be a house which 'ad stood unlet an' empty long enough for Some One, like, to come an in'abit there; She said, a liddle girl that she'd played with in the livery-stables where 'Arry worked 'ad told 'er so. She said the girl 'ad belonged in a caravan that laid up, o' winters, in Lunnon. Gipsy, I judge.'

‘Ooh! There's no sayin' what Gippos know, but
I've
never 'eard of a Wish 'Ouse, an' I know – some things,' said Mrs Fettley.

‘Sophy said there was a Wish 'Ouse in Wadloes Road – just a few streets off, on the way to our green-grocer's. All you 'ad to do, she said, was to ring the bell an' wish your wish through the slit o' the letter-box. I asked 'er if the fairies give it 'er? “Don't ye know,” she says, “there's no fairies in a Wish 'Ouse? There's on'y a Token.”

‘Goo' Lord A'mighty! Where did she come by
that
word?'cried Mrs Fettley; for a Token is a wraith of the dead or, worse still, of the living.

‘The caravan-girl 'ad told 'er, she said. Well, Liz, it troubled me to 'ear 'er, an' lyin' in me arms she must ha' felt it. “That's very kind o' you,” I says, holdin''er tight, “to wish me 'eddick away. But why didn't ye ask somethin' nice for yourself?”“You can't do that,” she says. “All you'll get at a Wish 'Ouse is leave to take some one else's trouble. I've took Ma's 'eadaches, when she's been kind to me; but this is the first time I've been able to do aught for you. Oh, Mrs Ashcroft, I
do
just-about love you.”An' she goes on all like that. Liz, I tell you my 'air e'en a'most stood on end to 'ear 'er. I asked 'er what like a Token was. “I dunno,” she says, “but after you've ringed the bell, you'll 'ear it run up from the basement, to the front door. Then say your wish,” she says, “an' go away.”

‘“The Token don't open de door to ye, then?” I says. “Ohno,” she says. “You on'y 'ear gigglin', like, be'ind the front door. Then you say you'll take the trouble off of 'oo ever 'tis you've chose for your love; an' ye'll get it,” she says. I didn't ask no more – she was too 'ot an' fevered. I made much of 'er till it come time to light de gas, an' a riddle after that, 'er 'eddick – mine, I suppose – took off, an' she got down an' played with the cat.'

‘Well, I never!' said Mrs Fettley. ‘Did – did ye foller it up, anyways?'

‘She askt me to, but I wouldn't 'ave no such dealin's with a child.'

‘What
did
ye do, then?'

‘Sat in me own room 'stid o' the kitchen when me 'eddicks come on. But it lay at de back o' me mind.'

‘'Twould. Did she tell ye more, ever?'

‘No. Besides what the Gippo girl 'ad told 'er, she knew naught, 'cept that the charm worked. An', next after that – in May 'twas – I suffered the summer out in Lunnon. 'Twas hot an' windy for weeks, an' the streets stinkin' o' dried 'orse-dung blowin' from side to side an' lyin' level with the kerb. We don't get that nowadays. I 'ad my 'ol'day just before hoppin',
²
an' come down 'ere to stay with Bessie again. She noticed I'd lost flesh, an' was all poochy under the eyes.'

‘Did ye see 'Arry?'

Mrs Ashcroft nodded. ‘The fourth – no, the fifth day. Wednesday 'twas. I knowed 'e was workin' at Smalldene again. I asked 'is mother in the street, bold as brass. She 'adn't room to say much, for Bessie – you know 'er tongue – was talkin' full-clack. But that Wednesday, I was walkin' with one o' Bessie's chillern hangin' on me skirts, at de back o'Chanter's Tot. Prasin'ly, I felt 'e was be'ind me on the footpath, an' I knowed by 'is tread 'e'd changed 'is nature. I slowed, an' I heard 'im slow. Then I fussed a piece with the child, to force him past me, like. So 'e
'ad
to come past. 'E just says, “Good-evenin',” and goes on, tryin' to pull 'isself together.'

‘Drunk, was he?' Mrs Fettley asked.

‘Never! S'runk an' wizen; 'is clothes 'angin' on 'im like bags, an' the back of 'is neck whiter'n chalk. 'Twas all I could do not to oppen my arms an' cry after him. But I swallered me spittle till I was back 'ome again an' the chillern a bed. Then I says to Bessie, after supper, “What in de world's come to 'Arry Mockler?” Bessie told me 'e'd been a-Hdspital for two months, 'long o' cuttin''is foot wid a spade, muckin' out the old pond at Smalldene. There was poison in de dirt, an' it rooshed up 'is leg, like, an' come out all over him. 'E 'adn't been back to 'is job – carterin' at Smalldene – more'n a fortnight. She told me the Doctor said he'd go off, likely, with the November frostes; an''is mother 'ad told 'er that 'e didn't rightly eat nor sleep, an' sweated 'imself into pools, no odds 'ow chill 'e lay. An' spit terrible o' mornin's. “Dearie me,” I says. “But, mebbe, hoppin''ll set 'im right again,” an' I licked me thread-point an' I fetched me needle's eye up to it an' I threads me needle under de lamp, steady as rocks. An' dat night (me bed was in de wash-house) I cried an' I cried. An'
you
know, Liz – for you've been with me in my throes – it takes summat to make me cry.'

‘Yes; but chile-bearin' is on'y just pain,' said Mrs Fettley.

‘I come round by cock-crow, an' dabbed cold tea on me eyes to take away the signs. Long towards nex' evenin' – I was settin' out to lay some flowers on me 'usband's grave, for the look o' the thing – I met''Arry over against where the War Memorial is now. 'E was comin' back from 'is 'orses, so 'e couldn't
not
see me. I looked 'im all over, an'“ 'Arry,” I says twix' me teeth, “come back an' rest-up in Lunnon.”“I won't take it,” he says, “for I can give ye naught.”“I don't ask it,” I says. “By God's Own Name, I don't ask na'un! On'y come up an' see a Lunnon doctor.”'E lifts 'is two 'eavy eyes at me: “ 'Tis past that, Gra',”'e says. “I've but a few months left.”“'Arry!” I says. “
My
man!” I says. I couldn't say no more. 'Twas all up in me throat. “Thank ye kindly, Gra',”'e says (but 'e never says “my woman”), an''e went on up-street an''is mother – Oh, damn 'er! – she was watchin' for 'im, an' she shut de door be'ind 'im.'