Rudyard Kipling's Tales of Horror and Fantasy (87 page)

‘You see,' she said, ticking off her statements on her fingers, ‘
they
told
us
to wait
here
till
our
people came for us. So we came. We wait till our people come for us.'

‘That is silly again,' said Frau Ebermann. ‘It is no good for you to wait here. Do you know what this place is? You have been to school? It is Berlin, the capital of Germany.'

‘Yes, yes,' they all cried; ‘Berlin, capital of Germany.
We
know that. That is why we came.'

‘So, you see, it is no good,' she said triumphantly; ‘because your people can never come for you here.'

‘They told us to come here and wait till our people came for us.' They delivered this as if it were a lesson in school. Then they sat still, their hands orderly folded on their laps, smiling as sweetly as ever.

‘Go away! Go away!' Frau Ebermann shrieked.

‘You called?' said Anna, entering.

‘No, Go away! Go away!'

‘Very good, old cat,' said the maid under her breath. ‘Next time you
may
call,' and she returned to her friend in the kitchen.

‘I ask you – I ask you,
please
to go away,' Frau Ebermann pleaded. ‘Go to my Anna through that door, and she will give you cakes and sweeties. It is not kind of you to come into my room and behave so badly.'

‘Where else shall we go now?' the elder girl demanded, turning to her little company. They fell into discussion. One preferred the broad street with trees, another the railwaystation; but when she suggested the emperor's palace, they agreed with her.

‘We will go, then,' she said, and added half apologetically to Frau Ebermann, ‘You see, they are so little they like to meet all the others.'

‘What others?' said Frau Ebermann.

‘The others – hundreds and hundreds and thousands and thousands of the others.'

‘That is a lie. There cannot be a hundred even, much less a thousand,' cried Frau Ebermann.

‘So?' said the girl, politely.

‘Yes.
I
tell you; and I have very good information. I know how it happened. You should have been more careful. You should not have run out to see the horses and guns passing. That is how it is done when our troops pass through. My son has written me so.'

They had clambered down from the sofa and gathered round the bed with eager, interested eyes.

‘Horses and guns going by – how fine!' some one whispered.

‘Yes, yes; believe me,
that
is how the accidents to the children happen. You must know yourself that it is true. One runs out to look—'

‘But I never saw any at all,' a boy cried sorrowfully. ‘Only one noise I heard. That was when Aunt Emmeline's house fell down.'

‘But listen to me.
I
am telling you. One runs out to look, because one is little and cannot see well. So one peeps between the man's legs, and then – you know how close those big horses and guns turn the corners – then one's foot slips and one gets run over. That's how it happens. Several times it has happened, but not many times; certainly not a hundred, perhaps not twenty. So, you see, you must be all. Tell me now that you are all that there are, and Anna shall give you the cakes.'

‘Thousands,' a boy repeated montonously. ‘Then we all come here to wait till our people come for us.'

‘But now we will go away from here. The poor lady is tired,' said the elder girl, plucking his sleeve.

‘Oh, you hurt, you hurt!' he cried, and burst into tears.

‘What is that for?' said Frau Ebermann. ‘To cry in a room where a poor lady is sick is very inconsiderate.'

‘Oh, but look, lady!' said the elder girl.

Frau Ebermann looked and saw.

‘
Au revoir,
lady.' They made their little smiling bows and curtsies undisturbed by her loud cries. ‘
Au revoir,
lady; we will wait till our people come for us.'

When Anna at last ran, she found her mistress on her knees, busily cleaning the floor with the lace-cover from the radiator, because, she explained, it was all spotted with the blood of five children, – she was perfectly certain there could not be more than five, – who had gone away for the moment, but were now waiting round the corner, and Anna was to find them and give them cakes to stop the bleeding, while her mistress swept and garnished that our dear Lord when He came might find everything as it should be.

MARY POSTGATE

Of Miss Mary Postgate, Lady McCausland wrote that she was ‘thoroughly conscientious, tidy, companionable, and ladylike. I am very sorry to part with her, and shall always be interested in her welfare.'

Miss Fowler engaged her on this recommendation, and to her surprise, for she had had experience of companions, found that it was true. Miss Fowler was nearer sixty than fifty at the time, but though she needed care she did not exhaust her attendant's vitality. On the contrary, she gave out, stimulatingly and with reminiscences. Her father had been a minor Court official in the days when the Great Exhibition of 1851 had just set its seal on Civilisation made perfect. Some of Miss Fowler's tales, none the less, were not always for the young. Mary was not young, and though her speech was as colourless as her eyes or her hair, she was never shocked. She listened unflinchingly to every one; said at the end, ‘How interesting!' or ‘How shocking!' as the case might be, and never again referred to it, for she prided herself on a trained mind, which ‘did not dwell on these things'. She was, too, a treasure at domestic accounts, for which the village tradesmen, with their weekly books, loved her not. Otherwise she had no enemies; provoked no jealousy even among the plainest; neither gossip nor slander had ever been traced to her; she supplied the odd place at the Rector's or the Doctor's table at half an hour's notice; she was a sort of public aunt to very many small children of the village street, whose parents, while accepting everything, would have been swift to resent what they called ‘patronage'; she served on the Village Nursing Committee as Miss Fowler's nominee when Miss Fowler was crippled byrheumatoid arthritis, and came out of six months' fortnightly meetings equally respected by all the cliques.

And when Fate threw Miss Fowler's nephew, an unlovely orphan of eleven, on Miss Fowler's hands, Mary Postgate stood to her share of the business of education as practised in private and public schools. She checked printed clothes-lists, and unitemised bills of extras; wrote to Head and House masters, matrons, nurses and doctors, and grieved or rejoiced over half-term reports. Young Wyndham Fowler repaid her in his holidays by calling her ‘Gatepost', ‘Postey', or Pack-thread', by thumping her between her narrow shoulders, or by chasing her bleating, round the garden, her large mouth open, her large nose high in air, at a stiff-necked shamble very like a camel's. Later on he filled the house with clamour, argument, and harangues as to his personal needs, likes and dislikes, and the limitations of ‘you women', reducing Mary to tears of physical fatigue, or, when he chose to be humorous, of helpless laughter. At crises, which multiplied as he grew older, she was his ambassadress and his interpretress to Miss Fowler, who had no large sympathy with the young; a vote in his interest at the councils on his future; his sewing-woman, strictly accountable for mislaid boots and garments; always his butt and his slave.

And when he decided to become a solicitor, and had entered an office in London; when his greeting had changed from ‘Hullo, Postey, you old beast', to ‘Mornin', Packthread', there came a war which, unlike all wars that Mary could remember, did not stay decently outside England and in the newspapers, but intruded on the lives of people whom she knew. As she said to Miss Fowler, it was ‘most vexatious'. It took the Rector's son who was going into business with his elder brother; it took the Colonel's nephew on the eve of fruit-farming in Canada; it took Mrs Grant's son who, his mother said, was devoted to the ministry; and, very early indeed, it took Wynn Fowler, who announced on a postcard that he had joined the Flying Corps and wanted a cardigan waistcoat.

‘He must go, and he must have the waistcoat,' said Miss Fowler, So Mary got the proper-sized needles and wool, whileMiss Fowler told the men of her establishment – two gardeners and an odd man, aged sixty – that those who could join the Army had better do so. The gardeners left. Cheape, the odd man, stayed on, and was promoted to the gardener's cottage. The cook, scorning to be limited in luxuries, also left, after a spirited scene with Miss Fowler, and took the housemaid with her. Miss Fowler gazetted Nellie, Cheape's seventeen-year-old daughter, to the vacant post; Mrs Cheape to the rank of cook, with occasional cleaning bouts; and the reduced establishment moved forward smoothly.

Wynn demanded an increase in his allowance. Miss Fowler, who always looked facts in the face, said, ‘He must have it. The chances are he won't live long to draw it, and if three hundred makes him happy—'

Wynn was grateful, and came over, in his tight-buttoned uniform, to say so. His training centre was not thirty miles away, and his talk was so technical that it had to be explained by charts of the various types of machines. He gave Mary such a chart.

‘And you'd better study it, Postey,' he said. ‘You'll be seeing a lot of 'em soon.' So Mary studied the chart, but when Wynn next arrived to swell and exalt himself before his womenfolk, she failed badly in cross-examination, and he rated her as in the old days.

‘You
look
more or less like a human being,' he said in his new Service voice. ‘You
must
have had a brain at some time in your past. What have you done with it? Where d'you keep it? A sheep would know more than you do, Postey. You're lamentable. You are less use than an empty tin can, you dowey old cassowary.'

‘I suppose that's how your superior officer talks to
you
?'said Miss Fowler from her chair.

‘But Postey doesn't mind,' Wynn replied. ‘Do you, Packthread?'

‘Why? Was Wynn saying anything? I shall get this right next time you come,' she muttered, and knitted her pale brows again over the diagrams of Taubes, Farmans, and Zeppelins.

In a few weeks the mere land and sea battles which sheread to Miss Fowler after breakfast passed her like idle breath. Her heart and her interest were high in the air with Wynn, who had finished ‘rolling' (whatever that might be) and had gone on from a ‘taxi' to a machine more or less his own. One morning it circled over their very chimneys, alighted on Vegg's Heath, almost outside the garden gate, and Wynn came in, blue with cold, shouting for food. He and she drew Miss Fowler's bath-chair, as they had often done, along the Heath footpath to look at the biplane. Mary observed that ‘it smelt very badly'.

‘Postey, I believe you think with your nose,' said Wynn. ‘I know you don't with your mind. Now, what type's that?'

‘I'll go and get the chart,' said Mary.

‘You're hopeless! You haven't the mental capacity of a white mouse,' he cried, and explained the dials and the sockets for bomb-dropping till it was time to mount and ride the wet clouds once more.

‘Ah!' said Mary, as the stinking thing flared upward. ‘Wait till our Flying Corps gets to work! Wynn says it's much safer than in the trenches.'

‘I wonder,' said Miss Fowler. ‘Tell Cheape to come and tow me home again.'

‘It's all downhill. I can do it,' said Mary, ‘if you put the brake on.' She laid her lean self against the pushing-bar and home they trundled.

‘Now, be careful you aren't heated and catch a chill,' said overdressed Miss Fowler.

‘Nothing makes me perspire,' said Mary. As she bumped the chair under the porch she straightened her long back. The exertion had given her a colour, and the wind had loosened a wisp of hair across her forehead. Miss Fowler glanced at her.

‘What do you ever think of, Mary?' she demanded suddenly.

‘Oh, Wynn says he wants another three pairs of stockings – as thick as we can make them.'

‘Yes. But I mean the things that women think about. Here you are, more than forty—'

‘Forty-four,' said truthful Mary.

‘Well?'

‘Well?' Mary offered Miss Fowler her shoulder as usual.

‘And you've been with me ten years now.'

‘Let's see,' said Mary. ‘Wynn was eleven when he came. He's twenty now, and I came two years before that. It must be eleven.'

‘Eleven! And you've never told me anything that matters in all that while. Looking back, it seems to me that
I've
done all I the talking.'

‘I'm afraid I'm not much of a conversationalist. As Wynn says, I haven't the mind. Let me take your hat.'

Miss Fowler, moving stiffly from the hip, stamped her rubber-tipped stick on the tiled hall floor. ‘Mary, aren't you
anything
except a companion? Would you
ever
have been anything except a companion?'

Mary hung up the garden hat on its proper peg. ‘No,' she said after consideration. ‘I don't imagine I ever should. But I've no imagination, I'm afraid.'

She fetched Miss Fowler her eleven-o'clock glass of Contrexeville.

That was the wet December when it rained six inches to the month, and the women went abroad as little as might be. Wynn's flying chariot visited them several times, and for two mornings (he had warned her by postcard) Mary heard the thresh of his propellers at dawn. The second time she ran to the window, and stared at the whitening sky. A little blur passed overhead. She lifted her lean arms towards it.

That evening at six o'clock there came an announcement in an official envelope that Second Lieutenant W. Fowler had been killed during a trial flight. Death was instantaneous. She read it and carried it to Miss Fowler.

‘I never expected anything else,' said Miss Fowler; ‘but I'm sorry it happened before he had done anything.'