Read Put Your Diamonds Up! Online
Authors: Ni-Ni Simone
Spencer continued, “Yasssss, dahling!” She resumed her pacing. “You are to be in Brazil tomorrow. I'll have my assistant make all of the arrangements. Just be at the airport first thing in the morning.” She handed me a business card with a Dr. Cortez and his information listed. “This is who you'll be seeing. And when you return you will be taken to the set of theâ”
“New Wu-Wu show!” I jumped up and down. “The new Wu-Wu show!” I clapped my hands. “There's a God after all.” I braided my fingers and shook my hands. “I knew God could never turn his back on Wu-Wu!”
Spencer rolled her eyes extremely slow and then sprang them open, glaring at me. “What. Did. You. Say?” She shoved her purse beneath her arm and roughly grabbed my face. “Are you brain-dead?”
“What?” I snatched away.
“Or are you testing me?”
“Testing you?”
“I'm not stupid.”
Depends on who you ask.
“I never said you were stupid.”
“So then why are you testing my memory? You know and I know that Wu-Wu was burned down to the ground.” She stamped her six-inch pencil heels into the carpet. “What? Did you think I forgot? Dear God, please don't make me have to Mace you for trying to insult my memory! I'm trying to be good to you, Heather. Don't make me get ugly.” She paused. “And in case you forgot what ugly looks like”âshe pointed to the hump on the bedâ“it's Camille after a few drinks. Now, let's try this again.”
“I want you to listen to Godmother. Hear me, and hear me well. Wu-Wu. Is. D-E-A-D. Dead. You understand me? Forget her. Kitty has given me permission to let you know that you are to become Luda Tutor. Medieval princess storms New York. You are lost in a time warp capsule and have been dropped in the middle of the twenty-first century. Luda Tutor does Brooklyn. Now don't let me hear you say anything else about Wu-Wu again.”
I could hear Camille snickering from under the covers.
Spencer continued, “Now, I have one last surprise for you. Close your eyes and open your hand.”
I hesitated but followed her request. I felt her place something in my hand. My eyes popped open and there was a set of car keys. She pointed out of the window to a black Lamborghini Gallardo. “That would be yours. And you may thank Godmother now.”
I looked up at Spencer and she wore the cheesiest smile I'd ever seen. “Go on, Heather. Thank me.”
Thank you? Thank you? First this effen trick gives me three million dollars. A step above a welfare check. And now she has the audacity to give me a black car, when she knows I hate black cars! She knows that hot pink and leopard print are my favorite! Therefore, that heap of scrap metal should've been hot pink and leopard. But noooooo, it's black! And then she left the factory rims on it. No spinners. No gold wheels. Real basic. You know what, I should take this douche bag by the hand, walk her outside, and bash her face into the windshield! Thank her? Really? No, what I should do is flatten her face with the wheels!
I looked up at Spencer and just when I thought about knocking her front teeth out, I decided to be the bigger person. “Thank you!” I said and fell into her embrace.
“You know I'm here for you, girl.” She held me tightly and patted my back. “Just don't cross me.”
Y
eah, boo.
It's been magical: the lovemaking. The kisses: breathtaking. Your touch: like fire. But this is where I get off.
I'm done.
We're done.
It's over.
And last night was it.
I know it'll be hard for you, but you'll have to get over me. Besides, you demand too much of my time. It's been every other day, sometimes twice a day, with you. That's overkill. Who does that?
I can't have you possessing my body all the time. Heck, even the times when we're not together I find myself craving your touch, your mouth, the pulling, pinching, and sucking of your luscious lips on my . . . See, here I go again . . . Peeking over this letter, looking at your hard, sleeping body in the hotel bed and wondering if I should take my clothes off for a third time since last night...
This is too much.
And then you asked me to break up with my boyfriend. Why are you hatin' on my relationship like that? In case you've forgotten, you know we had an agreementâwhich was: I call you. You don't stalk me. Demand things from me. But over and over again this is what you do. You are out of control. Seriously, every time I turn around there you areâall up in my space and my face, casting spells on me. And being ridiculous. Touching my . . . squeezing my . . . whispering in my ear that you want to ease your tongue in my . . . leaving purple passionate evidence of your sweet sucks all over my body, forcing me to hide out for days from my man.
And no matter how many times I tell you that MY hairâthe hair that grows out of my scalpâONLY reaches my shoulders, and the ends that travel to the small of my back are a five-thousand-dollar infusion weave of Brazilian virgin hair; no matter how many times I explain this to you, you don't get it. And when we're doing the naked twerkâyou keep. Yanking. My hair. Back!
Why are you doing that?
You cannot be all up in my hair like that! That is sooooo whack. And I suggest you don't do that with the next chick you get with, 'cause she may not be as kind as me and the next thing you know you'll wake up with your face bashed in!
Black women don't play that!
Anyway, boo, be easy. I've left five hundred dollars on the nightstand, just in case you spent all your money on me tonight.
Sweet kisses,
Rich
I placed the letter in the fresh indent I'd left on the mattress, carried my heels in my hand, eased out of the door, and prayed that the sound from the automatic locks clicking in place didn't wake Justice.
I had exactly twenty-seven-and-a-half minutes to make it home, be seen by my mother when she made her morning visit to my room, shower, change, and be dressed for school. And I needed to get to school early. Especially since the new red carpet was being laid today and I was head of the Red Carpet Committee. Hollywood High was red-carpet fabulous. And as I was chairwoman of the RCC, I liked to keep things fresh and new; hence the new carpets. Last time, the headmistress . . . well, the headmaster . . . well, same thing, tried to get away with keeping the same red carpet past its expiration date. Umm, how about no. Did he think I wouldn't notice?
Well, I did. The moment I stepped onto the carpet, my six-inch heels sank straight to the bottom and I could smell the filth. And I would not have it. After I threatened to call the alumni association, the board of directors, and the health department, he got his mind together. And promised me and my Richoidsâa select few from my stable of fansâthat the new carpet would be laid today and I could do the honors at the ribbon-cutting ceremony.
I couldn't wait! I had my publicist arrange the press coverage.
I had my Parisian stylist fly me in the flyest and the sleekest maple-brown Louis Vuitton stretch leather leggings and sleeveless A-line eggshell-colored blouseâthat flowed with the L.A. breeze. The collar was a large, flimsy, chic bow that tied to the side and the loose hem stopped at my hip. My earrings were five-karat pink diamond studs, my stack of beaded bracelets were all pink and brown sapphires, and of course my handbag was an exclusive Louis Vuitton clutch. From the private collection. Don't hate. That's just how the gawds have blessed me to do it.
Fabulously.
I raced to my custom-made, crisp white Hennessey Venom Spyder, tossed my heels onto the passenger seat, floored the accelerator, and took off for the highway, never looking back. The Justice part of my life was behind me. Literally. Besides, I met this Latino cutie the other day at the Pink Lounge, and have mercyâsweet angel over sex appealâthis sugar pop was right and ripe. Ready for the plucking. We kicked it a little. He twirled a few curls in my hair. We tossed back a few shots of tequila. And with tequila being my weakness, I gave in to one of my damsel-in-distress fantasies and allowed this sweet butter-pecan Puerto Rican to melt all over me.
I placed the air conditioner on full blast as I felt a heated rush take over my body.
Mary, Joseph, and Raheem! After that night I had to say at least twenty Rosaries and go to three separate confessionsâand I'm not even Catholic.
If only I remembered his name and had gotten his number, I could call him again. But I didn't. I told him my name was Sasha Fierce and that I was passing through on my way to Africa.
Needless to say, after that I was bored with Justice and realized that I needed to be a faithful virgin again. Which meant I needed to only be with my boyfriend, Knox. Well, Christian. But everyone called him by his last name, Knox.
And starting todayâat this momentâthat's exactly how things were going to be.
The electronic gates squeaked as I pulled onto the long, winding road that led to my parents' estate. My mother, an ex-groupie who was reared in the hood, had a thing for European charmâwhich explained the cobblestone driveway, English garden, the massive Greek fountains, and the fifty-room French château we lived in.
I pulled around to the servants' entrance. I had two minutes left to make a mad dash for my room. I eased in through the back door, skipped the elevator, tiptoed up the back stairsâtaking two at a timeâand made it to my room with a minute to spare.
My heart revved like a crackhead passing a collection plate. The last thing I needed was my mother, Logan Montgomery, known as Shakeesha Gatling when she doesn't take her medicine, walking up on me.
I leaned against the back of my closed door and my eyes scanned my suite, from the sitting area to the king-size canopy, to the crystal chandelier, to the balcony overlooking the very cliff my mother threatened to throw me off of if she ever caught me sneaking in the house again.
I ran over to my bed, pulled the sheets back, dived onto the mattress, and rolled from one side to the other and back again. I hopped up, flung off my clothesâleaving on my panties and braâand walked toward the bathroom.
“Rich Gabrielle Montgomery.”
I froze.
My heart fell out of my chest and my stomach went right behind it.
My mother's voice rose again. “I suggest you turn around slowly because any sudden moves will not work out for you.”
Dear God . . .
I turned around and there she wasâher face lit up on my computer screen!
What kind of . . .
I shifted my eyes from side to side. Was she serious? Maybe I was dreaming. Yeah, that's it. So I turned and took a step toward the bathroom. “I know you didn't just give me your back!”
Freeze!
I can't believe this! I had a minute to spare. What happened to my minute to spare? Was she doing digital rounds now? Why was she on my computer screen? I swear this woman was put on this Earth to drive me crazy!
Breathe. Breathe.
Okay. Okay... but breathe.
Dang!
How long has she been watching me? Has she been on my computer all night? Spying on me. Jesus! And to think when I went to confession the Father said prayer works. Yeah, right!
I pushed a plastic smile on my face and turned back toward the computer screen. “Ma, I would never disrespect you like that.”
At least not to your face
. “But, umm, why are you on my computer?” I squinted. “Did you hack my system? Break and enter into my Skype account? Really, Ma, who does that? I thought your life of crime was over.”
“No, it's not,” she said evenly. “I have one more murder to commit.”
I swallowed. Hard. A vision of me rolling down the cliff to my death danced before my eyes and I did all I could to keep my knees from buckling. “I have to get to school.”
“No. You have to stand right there. And you better not. Move. An inch.”
A few wobbly seconds later, she was off of my computer screen and in my room, standing toe-to-toe with me. At any moment, I expected her to toss up gang signs and spit razor blades out of her mouth.
I was careful not to breathe too hardâbecause whenever she was
this
pissed off, everything that I did was a problem, including breathing. So I took light sips of air and smiled as I looked into her brown eyes.
Her glare shot a thousand bullets into me as she pushed an index finger into my forehead, forcing my neck to jerk with every move. “Where. Have. You. Been?”
Think. Okay, I got it. I'll cop to the truth. Yeah, that's it, she always tells me that if I tell her the truth she will be understanding.
“I was with Knox.”
Bam!
My mother slung a fiery backhand across my cheek, forcing my rickety knees to give way and fling me to the floor. For a moment I thought about playing dead, but that would only aggravate her more.
I looked up at the dungeon dragon standing over me. “Ma!” I lifted my arms and crossed them over my face.
She shoved a hand through my shield, gripped my cheeks, and pressed her fingers into my dimples. “Lie again and you will be over that cliff! You were not with Knox because he called here looking for you. Now. Where. Were. You?”
“With London!”
Slam!
My cheek was scorching again.
“London's in Europe! Now, I suggest you tell the truth before I rip off your face!”
I could feel her flaying my skin with her eyes. “I was . . . I was . . .”
“You know what, Rich. You are two seconds from being cut off and disinherited. I don't know why you keep doing this to me! And it doesn't matter how hard I've worked for all that we have. You don't care! Why can't you just listen and be more like your brother? Instead, you'd rather piss on my accomplishments!”
“
Accomplishments?
Last I checked you were a hood rat groupie who stalked the locker rooms! What have
you
accomplished other than marrying my father and pumping out two kids and being all in my business?”
Whap!
I expected that slap. But I didn't care. She knew I couldn't stand being compared to her RJ, her sick wonder boy! He may have been overseas at Oxford, but she was still express-mailing him her tittie so he could breast-feed. RJ this. RJ that. Eff RJ!
Nothing was ever about me! I take that back. Some things were about meâher slaps, her stress, her feeling unappreciated, her anger, her frustrations, her constant arguments with my father: all about me.
What. Ever.
All I needed to do was get up and off of this floor so that I could change my clothes and get back to being the boom-boom-bop of happy!
“I don't know why you hate your brother so much! But if you stopped hating him, maybe you could be more like him instead of being a Hollywood whore!”
“I'm not a whore!” I spat and scooted back, somehow making it out of her clutches. I quickly stood up.
She looked me over. “Oh, I know you're not trying to fight me!”
What?
“Fight you?”
“You heard me!” She walked up close to me and I took a step back. She snatched me by my shoulder and I had no choice but to stand still. “I'm soooo sick of you. Sick. Of. You. You have everything you could ever want and all I ask is that you stop sneaking out of the house and doing God knows what! That's all I require. But noooo, you can't do that. You want to be in the street. Well, you're on punishment!”
Although my life was on the line, hearing the word
punishment
made me laugh. “Punishment.” I all but flicked my wrist, twisted my neck, and said,
Girl, go sit down.
But since I knew better than to take it there, I said, “You can't punish me! What you need to do is back up and stop sweatin' me! I'm almost grown and you need to respect that!” She raised her hand and I flinched. “Ma!”
Wham!
I was back on the floor with her elbow in my throat. She looked into my face, and as I struggled to breathe she whispered, “Make this the last time you say anything crazy to me. And make this the last time you sneak into my house. You better make sure it doesn't happen again because if it does, I'ma pack up all yo' things, Miss Almost Grown, and you gettin' outta here! Do I make myself clear? And you better say yes.”
I nodded, still struggling to breathe.
“That's what I thought. I'm not playing with you. You are only sixteen, and that's what you need to act like! No more chances. After this, you're finished.” She released her elbow and yanked me from the floor. “Now get in the shower because you smell like a cheap alleyway slut!” She forcefully turned me around and all but drop-kicked me into the bathroom.
I did all I could not to cry in the shower.
I am sick of her! She's going to kick me out? Really? Is that the game she wants to play? Ghetto wench!
I quickly dressed, got my face right and tight, covering the small bruise left behind by my mother's assault on me. I pulled my hair into a sexy fly ponytail and instead of stopping in the kitchen to eat breakfast with my parents and play my mother's game of the perfect Huxtable familyâwho always ate every meal togetherâI left her and my father sitting at the kitchen table. Looking stupid. I purposely nearly knocked over the butler, sending his silver tray of hot tea and cream to the floor. I shoved open the servants' door. Slammed it behind me. And took off, leaving er'body's face cracked!