Paranormal Realities Box Set (30 page)

Great. Crossing a low bridge wasn’t such
a bargain after all.

“Bloody hell,” Amy swore, not taking her
eyes from the thing. “We need to give it something.”

“What?” I asked hoping it wasn’t us but I
couldn’t imagine what else it would want.

“Coins, jewelry, something shiny.”

“Why?” Rom asked.

“It’s a bridge troll. Now that it’s
caught us we have to pay for our passage or it will throw us into the river.”

She could have planned for this since she
knew the area and we didn’t. However, I restrained myself from commenting
except to say, “Don’t you have anything?"

“How about beer?” Amy said. “Trolls love
beer.”

I patted myself all over. “And where
would either of us be hiding a beer?” I wasn't able to prevent the sarcasm in
my tone.

The aggressive stance of the troll seemed
to have increased. The thing's screaming heightened in tone and in addition to
the arm waving it began to stomp.

“We better hurry,” I said. “It looks like
it’s about to make a move.”

Amy looked at me, scanning me from head
to foot. “How about that necklace?”

“I can’t give up my necklace.” My hand
immediately went to my great grandmother’s heirloom protectively.

“Why?” she asked. “Does it open the
portal?”

“No.” My defensiveness was obvious but I
couldn't help it.

“I have a—“ Rom began but didn’t
finish.

The troll charged us with a roar.
Fortunately, it wasn’t the most agile creature and lumbered toward us with
heavy straight-legged steps.

“Try to get by it,” Amy shouted beginning
to run.

Rom and I dashed past Amy and then dodged
the thing like a quarterback around a linebacker. We were past it when we heard
Amy scream. Over my shoulder I saw the troll had Amy by the leg. Her rifle
slipped off her shoulder and fell to the bridge. The troll lifted her up,
stalked to the edge of the bridge and held her over the water. Amy drew a
dagger from her waistband and slashed at it, but couldn't make contact.

“We have to go back,” I yelled to Rom
grabbing at his arm. “I’ll give the troll my necklace.”

"No need," Rom shouted.

Spinning around, we both yelled to the
troll trying to draw its attention. Rom reached into his pocket and brought out
a gold coin.

“This way.” Rom waved his arms and up the
coin for the troll to see.

The troll’s head swiveled, drool slipping
from its oversized rubbery lips and running down what passed for its chin. The
troll seemed to spot the coin. It turned back from the edge, bringing Amy with
him.

Once the troll stood near enough, Rom
held out the coin. The troll dropped Amy and held out its fleshy hand, palm up.
Rom dropped the coin into it.

The troll’s bulbous eyes examined the
gold this way and that. Seeming satisfied, the troll closed its fist around the
coin. The thing lumbered back to the bridge's edge, climbed over the side and
disappeared. A loud toot and the accompanying stench convinced me we’d just
been treated to a troll fart.

Once the troll had dropped her, Amy
rolled to her feet, retrieved her rifle, and headed for us.

“Producing that coin took you long
enough," she complained.

“You’re welcome,” I said on Rom’s behalf.
“Quit bitching. He saved you didn’t he?”

Amy dusted herself off. Muttering under
her breath, she started the rest of the way off the bridge.

When we came upon a huge park, my
excitement spiked. This was Hyde Park. I remembered this tree-lined path. In my
recollections of my version of London the path had been paved, but in this
world it was dirt. We followed the path as it wound through the greenery and
beside a river. The serenity of the nature surrounding us made me forget about
ghouls, demons trolls and the other monsters we'd seen since crossing into
Dorcha. Finally, we'd arrived someplace beautiful instead of rotting, crumbling
or burning.

Just then I spotted something and almost
couldn’t believe my eyes. In a ditch near the path was a patch of Downy
Woundwort growing wild.

“Look.” I tugged at Rom’s shirtsleeve.
“Let’s stop and get some.”

Amy’s expression turned sulky but she
said, “If you insist.” She wandered over to a boulder and sat down. Amy
extracted a cigarette and lit up.

Taking a small hand spade from the
messenger bag that I’d packed for just this purpose, I climbed down into the
ditch and dug the plants up by their roots. I’d included a few plastic bags to
wrap around their roots so the dirt around them would stay moist.

After I had nine plants packed and in my bag,
Rom said, "Enough."

I tore leaves off two of the remaining
plants, pushed a couple in my mouth and chewed as I handed some to Rom.

“Watch out for—” Amy never finished
the sentence.

A slender wraithlike female creature about
three feet tall dropped from a tree branch above and onto my back. Screaming, I
bucked trying to throw her off. Rom jumped into the ditch and grabbed at the
thing but her claws had dug into me like a leech.

“Move out of the way.” Amy spoke with
bored irritation as she pushed Rom aside. Taking her cigarette, she applied the
burning tip to the creature’s arm.

“Ayeeeeeeeee,” the creature cried and
released her hold on me before hopping down.

“Go or you’ll get worse,” Amy warned.

The creature's hatred-filled glare could
have stripped paint. She scuttled away and scrambled up the trunk of the tree
to disappear behind some foliage.

“Dryads, tree nymphs,” Amy said. “They’re
such a nuisance but fairly harmless.”

Peeking over my shoulder I saw the fabric
of my shirt was torn and five claw marks seeped blood. This particular dryad
didn’t seem harmless to me.

I wiped my hands on my jeans. After
retrieving the messenger bag, I put it over my unscratched shoulder and Rom
gave me a hand out of the ditch. Just as I hopped onto the bank, a panther
wandered out onto the dirt path and snarled at us. Even with all of the strange
sights we’d already seen, I still did a double take. A lion, followed by a
black bear and a tiger, joined the panther on the path. In concert, they formed
a circle around us.

Amy crowded Rom and me together behind
her body as if to shield us. Omigod. If these things frightened her…

Rom made a move to pull me with him and I
knew he was going to try to run. The bear reared onto its back legs and let out
a roar. The tiger darted toward us but veered off as I cowered against Rom.

At that moment a ghoul, dressed in the
uniform of the prince’s guard, sauntered into view. The panther stepped aside
to allow the officer to move past him on the path and enter the circle. The
officer smirked. Not the sexy kind Rom favored, but rather the sneaky evil kind
I’d have liked to slap.

“Lt. Colonel Bryan, at your service.” The
ghoul bowed. “I’m here to take possession of the goods, Sergeant Amy.” He
pointed at Rom and me.

“Do you have my gold?” Amy asked.

Bryan held up a pouch.

“You intend to sell us?” Rom asked.

I recognized the red rage as the effects
of the ghoul bite entered Rom’s face. When his stance turned aggressive as if
he might leap at Amy’s throat, I placed a restraining hand on Rom's arm and the
flush subsided a bit.

“Yes. Sorry, I lied,” Amy said, not
sounding a bit sorry. She took the pouch from the Lt. Colonel. “But you never
intended to take me through the portal. So you lied too.”

She had us there. Still it would be nice
to put some real bees into that beehive of hers…real stingy bees.

Amy adjusted her rifle over her shoulder
and leaned toward us. “I didn’t want to go to your world anyway,” she confided
in a whisper. “I’m not about to leave this fight.”

“Nice doing business with you.” Amy gave
a mock salute to the ghoul. “You be nice to my friends now.”

She trotted away down the path. The bear
stepped aside to let her pass.

“Shall we go?” Lt. Colonel Bryan said to
Rom and me. “My prince awaits you.”

“I’ve heard that before,” I muttered to
myself, stuffing the bunch of plant leaves I still held into my pocket.

Rom and I joined hands and as we walked
forward to follow the ghoul. The animals bounded after him. Shifting midstride,
they each transformed into uniform clad soldiers. If I hadn’t personally been
at their mercy, I would have thought the transformation effect was cool.

* * * * *

One benefit of being escorted by the
prince’s guard was no more attacks by strange creatures. Another was that we went
directly to our destination. As we walked down the mall, a tourist’s dream
panorama of Buckingham Palace and its environs came into view before us.

My watch indicated fourteen hours,
eighteen minutes, fifty-seven seconds until we were trapped here forever.
However, impressive the view, I didn't want to be on vacation for thirty years.

We traveled past the guards—ogres
dressed in traditional bearskin hats and red tunic uniforms—stationed at
the gate. Inside the palace we were led into a magnificent entry hall with
towering, exquisitely detailed, tray ceilings. The cream walls were covered in
portraiture. Two marble staircases, carpeted in red and designed in mirror
image semi-circles, led to the second floor. The gilded baroque details of the
room glittered, dazzling my eyes.

Another ghoul servant greeted us.

“I’m Eugene," he introduced himself.
This one had a smarmy smile. In comparison, I’d take the evil smirk of Lt.
Colonel Bryan. “I’m majordomo for his Highness,” he continued.

Eugene glanced from Rom to me and back
again as if he thought we would say something in response to this information.
Given that I had no idea what majordomo meant, I had nothing to say. Rom
maintained his silence too.

 
“My apologies." Eugene bowed. "Prince Leopold would
like to have greeted you himself but his highness is asleep. He left
instructions to show each of you to your rooms.”

“We stay together,” Rom said.

Eugene shook his head and wagged a
finger. “No,” he scolded. “I’m afraid that would be highly improper as you are
an unmarried couple.” He waved a uniformed under butler forward and instructed
him to lead us away. As we turned to start up the stairs, the majordomo stopped
us.

“I almost forgot. I’ll take your bag Miss
Taylor.” He held out a hand.

With reluctance, I gave him the messenger
bag. I suppose it had been too much to hope for that I'd be able to keep the
plants.

“I’d like to see my sister, Juliette, as
soon as possible.”

With a wave of his hand, as if flicking a
fly, he dismissed me with, “You must address the prince himself with that
request.”

“How about Billy?” I felt obligated to
ask.

“I’m certain the douchebag is wandering
around somewhere."

I would have laughed at his appellation
for Billy under other circumstances.

"I’ll have him located and sent to
you.”

Great. The perfect topper to a perfect
day.

Rom and I proceeded up one side of the
staircase with the butler. When we’d reached the halfway point, Eugene spoke
again from below us in the hall.

“His Highness will expect you both at a
small gathering he is hosting this evening. You’ll find appropriate dress has
been placed in each of your rooms.”

The bedroom in which the butler installed
me exceeded the size of the entire first floor of my family’s house. I opened
the giant mahogany wardrobe and saw pearl encrusted and bejeweled clothes. No
doubt their cost would have exceeded my family's annual household income.

A knock sounded and I whirled to find Rom
entering.

“No locks or guards upon the doors,” he
said.

“I suppose they have so many around the
property they’re sure we won’t escape.”

 
The door to my room opened again, its knob slamming against
the wall behind. Rom and I both jumped as Billy barged through.

“Douchebag?” Billy roared. “Thanks
Taylor. Everybody in this stupid castle calls me that. Like it's my name or
something.”

“Well, if the bag fits..."

“The prince even threatened to install me
as the Baronet of Douche.’”

Rom and I both laughed.

“It’s not funny.” Billy's spoke through
clenched teeth.

“Come on.” I wiped tears out of my eyes.
“It's funny.”

“How’re you gonna get us outa here?”
Billy demanded. “The food is terrible.”

“That the only reason you want to leave?”

“No of course not,” he stated. “So whatya
gonna do?”

“No idea.” I shrugged.

“That definitely isn’t funny.”