Only Trick (37 page)

“Yoga is not a competitive sport. You do it for yourself without worrying about what other people around you are doing.”

“This coming from the guy who decided to marry me yesterday to make his claim in front of our neighbor. I’m not sure if I should feel wed or marked.”

He glances back at me. “I’m spontaneous.”

“You’re incorrigible. So is there an instructor or does everyone just do their own thing?” I jog to keep up with his long strides.
Damn! Why is he always in such a hurry?

“Bridget and Courtney take turns leading the group. Courtney led yesterday so I assume Bridget will lead today.”

“Are you the only guy?”

“Nope. Stuart was there yesterday.”

We make our way around a small inlet and there are about ten people stretching out on their mats in the sand with the rising sun to their backs and the breathtaking expanse of the Pacific in front of them.

“Trick and Darby!” Mallory waves jumping up and down. She’s in danger of a black eye if she doesn’t take it down a notch with her silicon punching bags bouncing all over the place. “Hey, everyone, Trick and Darby got married yesterday.”

We’re greeted with smiles and congratulations as Mallory introduces me to everyone else. The group is basically all perfect bodied twenty-somethings with shameless eyes all over my husband. Then, yes, there is Stuart and his wife Leona, both probably in their fifties. We spread out our mats as Bridget has everyone face east for several Sun Salutations. As we progress through more poses, I watch Trick to make sure I’m doing them right, but I’m not the only one watching him.
Everyone
else watches him too, with the exception of Stuart. Even his wife sneaks a peek every chance she gets.

Trick seems oblivious to the wandering eyes or maybe he’s in his “go with the flow” mode that Grady taught him. Massive muffins Mallory is going to pull something in her neck if she doesn’t keep her head down during Down Dog. Trick has got to see her staring at his ass. Bridget keeps reminding everyone to breathe with each stroke. Well, I’m seething and everyone else is panting, maybe even drooling a little. Trick and Stuart are the only ones controlling their breath to sync it with their movements.

“Everyone look at Trick.”

I whip my head around, nearly toppling over in the sand, to see Bridget has walked over to Trick.

“See how his shoulders are strong but relaxed, pulled away from his ears.” She rests her hands on his shoulders. “His abs are pulled in…” she slides her fingers down to his abs “… and he’s low in his stance, front knee open and he’s firming his butt.” Her hand starts to move toward his butt.
Bitch thinks she’s going to touch my man’s ass!

“Ahem!” I clear my throat loud enough to startle Bridget from her demonstration.

She gives me a fake grin and moves back to her mat. Trick? Well, his lip twitches. That cocky bastard is going to pay for it later!

We finish an hour’s worth of contortionist training and then lie flat on our mats in Savasana or Corpse Pose to calm our central nervous systems and clear our minds. Not happening here. I’m worked up into a jealous frenzy that I’m not the least bit proud of and my mind is thinking murderous thoughts. After our final cleansing breaths, Bridget salutes everyone with a slow bow and a “namaste.”
The light in me honors the light in you
. Aka, everyone else is in a peaceful loving place, but I’ve fallen victim to the bitch monster.

“See you tomorrow!” Bridget calls as we walk back down the beach.

No you won’t!

My anger unleashes a superpower in my legs allowing me to keep a few strides ahead of Trick.

“You’re sexy when you’re jealous.”

“Shut up.”

He chuckles and it’s fuel to my fire. “This is going to be fun.”

I whip around and he stops within inches of bowling me over. “Fun?” I scowl, looking up at him. “We haven’t been married for twenty-four hours and I’m already pissed at you. You think that’s fun?”

“I think we’re going to fuck
hard
.” The grit to his voice leaves no room for question. He’s turned on by my anger. This is his foreplay. It’s possible since the elevator gate incident he’s made the assumption I like a good pounding. I do, but I like it on my terms. There’s a very specific frame of mind that goes with the pain slash pleasure scenario that we’ve done a few times. As my feet sink into the sand with him towering over me, eyes burning into my flesh, I don’t feel like this is going to be on my terms.

Squeezing my legs together, I’m able to hide the way my sex melts to the sound of his voice. My hardened nipples, however, need to practice more self-control, a pokerface of sorts. “I hate the way you let women touch you.” I force some backbone into my words.

“I can see that.” He steps so close my chest touches his.

“So. Why. Do. You. Let. Them. Do. It?”

“On a scale of one to ten, how wet are you for me right now.”

What?!

“Did you know I wake up in the middle of the night with the most fucking uncontrollable craving for you?”

Gulp … I did gather that last night.

He leans down, the heat from his skin, his breath, and his smell invading my personal space in every way possible. “I bet you’re a ten and dripping over the fucking edges of the scale right now.”

With my heart slamming against my chest, I smack the yoga mats out of his hand and run. There’s no time to look back. I keep going until I reach the back door and rush through without shutting it. Skidding into our bedroom, I grab my phone off the dresser and scurry to the guest bedroom. With a quick look around I dive into the closet and shut the door, hiding behind a slew of his art supplies that showed up yesterday.

Now I decide to practice my controlled yoga breathing, fearing he’ll hear my labored breaths from downstairs. Then it hits me. I’m hiding from my husband … in a closet.
What the hell?
This can’t be normal. I can’t hear anything so after a few minutes I turn on my phone.

Me:
BFF, I need your help. I’m hiding from my husband.

Trick:
Why is that?

I swallow hard.

Me:
Because he’s intimidating.

Trick:
What are you afraid of?

Trick:
Having your nipples sucked so hard you orgasm the moment he sinks his teeth into them.

Trick:
Having his cock so full in your mouth you can’t help but touch yourself?

Trick:
Feeling his fingers curling inside you as his tongue flicks over your clit while your hands are restrained and you’re helpless to his touch?

Trick:
Or just a good old-fashioned fucking bent over the back of the sofa?

Umm … uhh …

“Ahh!” I scream as the closet door opens. My heart explodes and I nearly wet myself. I shuffle my feet against the floor, scooting as far in the corner as I can, hugging my knees to my chest.

“Come.”

I shake my head, holding my breath.

His lip twitches. Then, with what can only be described as a scene from a horror movie, he grabs my ankles and drags … he fucking
drags
me out of the closet. “Trick!”

Hoisting me over his shoulder, he smacks my ass so hard I yelp. “I’m thinking sofa.”

“Trick! Stop!” I scream, kicking and flailing as he carries me downstairs. As I pound my fists against his back, something catches my eyes. He has the ties to both my satin and terrycloth robes partially tucked into the waistband of his shorts along with one of his belts.

OH SHIT!

He sets me down with my ass backed up to the sofa, my chest heaving, eyes wide.

“Do you love me?”

I swallow and nod.

“Do you trust me?”

My gaze falters.

“Darby?” He lifts my chin with his finger.

“Do. You. Trust. Me?”

Another swallow, another nod.

“Good.” He lifts my yoga top over my head, wetting his lips as he stares at my breasts. Then he pulls down my pants, leaving me naked. His lips skim up my legs, stopping at my sex, but all he does is just breathe out causing my legs to pinch closer together. Then he inhales. Standing, he watches me—daring me to run again. “It’s my job as your husband to bring you unfathomable pleasure. Understood?”

A slow nod.

“Good.” He takes the belt and binds my hands in front of me.

I’ve been tied up before, but he doesn’t know that, and I’m a little surprised he doesn’t ask me if it’s okay.

“Turn.”

I stare at him for a moment. Then I slowly turn. He ties the robe belts around the back legs of the sofa.

“Spread ’em.”

I glance over my shoulder at him. He looks up with a don’t-make-me-ask-you-again look. Sighing, I spread my legs and he ties them with the opposite ends of the anchored belts. Placing his palm flat on my back, he pushes me forward.

“Bend over.”

I bend over.

“Fucking perfect.”

“Trick!” I yell as two of his fingers plunge into me with unexpected surprise.

“Do you have any idea how beautiful you are?”

“Trick …” I try to tip my pelvis into his touch.

He pumps his fingers into me a few times then removes them. “Just as I suspected … an overflowing ten.”

I can’t see him, but I feel his cocky grin and if I know my dirty husband, he’s sucking my juices off his fingers this very moment. But my body doesn’t have time to relish in his kinkiness because there’s a knock at the door.

“Trick—”

He leans over me, running his tongue along my shoulder. “Shh … Don’t. Move,” he whispers. Is he blind to the fact that I’m
tied up!
Where the hell am I going to go?

I’ll admit, this isn’t how I imagined our day going when we made love last night for the first time as husband and wife. If this is day two of our marriage, what’s he leaving on the Spice Things Up list twenty years from now?

There’s a chattering of muffled voices. I assume Trick’s getting rid of a neighbor or something, but he’s taking his leisurely time. I think I’m going to tie him naked to the couch later then leave to go shopping.

My body goes rigid as the voices get closer.

“Wait!” I hear Trick yell.

No! No! No!

“Well, what do we have here?”

Grady.

I close my eyes and die with zero dignity.

“Trick, now aren’t you a boy after my own heart. Looks like we both like ’em tied to the sofa, bare ass up.”

“Out!” Trick grinds through clenched teeth as he releases my legs with quick hands.

An animal cut loose from a trap, I sprint upstairs not bothering to let him release my wrists. Collapsing on our bed, I bury my head in my pillow; emotions warring between screaming or crying. So I do both.

“Shh …” The side of the bed dips as gentle hands release my wrists. Trick pulls me up onto his lap, and I bury my face into his bare chest.

“I want a divorce.”

He kisses my hair and chuckles. “Never.”

“I’m so embarrassed.”

“I’m sorry. I share the blame.”

My head snaps back. “You
share
the blame?”

Trick’s lips twist to the side and he nods. “Had I not had your ankles tied so tight you would have been able to escape before they came in.”

“
They
?”

“Grady and Tamsen.”

“Tamsen was downstairs? She saw me like—ahh!” I pound my fists against his chest. “We are over … over … over … over …”

He hugs me tight, pinning my arms between us. “Tamsen’s a girl. You’re being modest for no good reason.”

I try to twist and wriggle out of his hold. “It’s not modesty, you idiot! They didn’t just see me naked, they saw me tied to the sofa. They saw my ass crack spread open. THEY SAW MY ASS CRACK SPREAD OPEN!”

He releases me from his grip with my final outburst and I stumble to a stand.

“But it was a beautiful ass crack, sweetie! Like a breathtaking eclipse!” Grady calls from downstairs.

“Oh my God!” I close my eyes and let my head fall into my hands.

“Get dressed. I’ll meet you downstairs.”

“I hate you!”

“You love me.” He kisses the top of my head then walks out the door.”

“I hate you!” I call a little louder.

“You love me!”

T
his beats the
sex in the supply closet humiliation tenfold. I throw on some clothes and walk to the top of the stairs then back to our bedroom a half dozen times, but I can’t make myself go downstairs. So I’m going to sit on our bed and wait for them to leave, whether it’s in an hour or a week.

“Darby?” Tamsen calls with a knock at the door.
So much for avoidance
.

“Come in.” The heat and flames of crimson saturate my skin.

“Trick asked me to come up here.”

I roll my eyes to the ceiling and sigh as she closes the door behind her. “You must think I’m nothing but a sex-crazed hussy after the supply closet incident and now this.”