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Authors: Rohan Kriwaczek,
On the Many Deaths of Amanda Palmer
ON THE MANY DEATHS OF AMANDA PALMER
and the many crimes of Tobias James
edited by
R
OHAN
K
RIWACZEK
with an Introduction to Doxithanotology from
Professor Richard D. Davenport
This ebook edition first published in 2011
First published in hardcover in 2010 by
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Copyright © 2008 by Rohan Kriwaczek
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It may not have escaped the attention of the more diligent reader that this edition is in fact the second edition, despite being the first to make it into most bookstores. Well, as they say, therein lies something of a tale.
Around eighteen months ago, in August 2007, the first edition of this book was sent to print in a modest run of three thousand copies, although, given the extraordinary public interest in Miss Palmer's demise, it seemed certain we would be requiring further print runs in time. On August the 27th the book was launched with an extravagant fancy dress party held at Boston's Four Seasons hotel, and initial copies were shipped out to a select one hundred outlets. Pre-orders via the Amanda Palmer Trust (APT) website had already mounted up considerably, and hence we were about to order the second run. Then, quite unexpectedly, we received a visit from Inspector Ruecker and his team.
Let me be honest: “visit” is a wholly inadequate word to describe the invasion and intimidation that was to follow. All our computers were seized, both private and business; anyone working at the APT headquarters was handcuffed and bundled into the back of a police van: we spent a good twenty-four hours in and out of cells being questioned, with no real explanation as to why. Finally we were released without charge, pending further investigation, and the computers were eventually returned some four months later. All copies of the first edition were seized bar one hundred and twenty seven that had been bought for cash in bookstores and couldn't be traced. These have not been returned.
So what was going on? It seems that one of the
palmeresques
presented in the book,
Text Number Nine
, bore an extraordinary and incriminating resemblance to the circumstances of Miss
Palmer's actual death, most specifically in various details never released to the public. As is well known the investigation remains open and no one has yet been charged with the crime, nor has the nature of Miss Palmer's death ever been fully revealed, hence this text, and its connection to the APT itself, constituted major evidence, and thus was not to be published.
I must emphasize that no one connected with the APT has ever been charged, nor implicated in relation to Miss Palmer's death, however, the following investigation did uncover an extraordinary and disturbing level of corruption within the committee and in particular amongst the editors involved in the preparation and selection of materials for the book, both in the moral and political senses of the word. Needless to say, many resignations were made, and the APT now runs under entirely new management.
One of the new Board's first tasks was to address the issue of this book. Should it be reprinted with the seized text omitted? Should it be abandoned? Re-edited? However, before any particular approach could be agreed upon a new set of revelations came out with regard to the other nine texts, which resulted in one clear and more easily agreed conclusion: that the book should be reprinted as a facsimile of the original edition but with the seized text, and any other text deemed sensitive by Inspector Ruecker and his team, blacked out; additionally it should include a substantial appendix which details the true circumstances of its compilation and authorship, and the trail that ultimately led towards Tobias James.
That is the book that you now hold in your hands.
To the memory of Amanda Palmer
ON THE MANY DEATHS OF AMANDA PALMER
A Brief Introduction from the Senior Editor
A Brief Introduction to the Science of Doxithanotology
A Brief Account of the Development of the Palmeresque
On the Founding, Aspirations and the Further Intentions of the Amanda Palmer Trust (APT)
A Brief Note on the Choice of Illustrations
On the Dancing Death of Amanda Palmer
On the Strange Case of the Death of Amanda Palmer
One Day Last Week I Met Amanda Palmer
On the Near Perfect Death of Amanda Palmer
On the Unsung Death of Amanda Palmer
On the Aesthetic Decline of the Mock-Funeral
On the Unreported Death of Amanda Palmer
On the Exultant Death of Amanda Palmer
ON FRANCES FEATHERSTO THE MAKING
Upon the Death of Amanda Palmer
ON THE MANY CRIMES OF TOBIAS JAMES
Editor's Introduction to the Appendices
The Case Against “Tobias James”
Who Is Tobias James?âa brief biography
On the Writing of Tobias Jamesâa psychological analysis
In the course of producing this collection we are very grateful for the considerable help and assistance we have had from a great many people. It is, of course impossible to name them all, but it would be rude not to try. First we must thank our diligent team of editors who read their way through six and a half thousand texts between them in search the final ten pieces included here:
James Dickinson
,
toby macheath
,
Charles mason
,
piggy dunwhistle
,
frank spense
,
lisa n. Kenneddy
,
dilly benchman
,
susan ruthrie
,
stanleyt biggins
and
david trent
. We are also delighted to present a series of specifically commissioned illustrations from much celebrated up-and-coming West Coast artist, Karli Young, whom, I have been assured, had met Amanda on at least one occasion. I must, of course, also thank the two eminent specialists who have contributed introductions or essays to help put this collection into context: Dr. Kyla Dufford, and Professor Richard D. Davenport, who has allowed us to include his wonderful short introduction to Doxithanotology despite the many personal issues that arose during this project. Then there were the researchers, who sought out and verified the original six and a half thousand texts:
Dickinson
,
toby macheath
,
Charles mason
,
piggy dunwhistle
,
frank spense
,
susan ruthrie
, Matt Tromans,
toby macheath
and David Francolini. And finally there are all the many friends and colleagues who in various less defined ways provided inspiration, support, and, in one case (you know who you are) “smoothies” and cup-cakes for every executive meeting:
Trenton Welles
, Oscar de Winter,
Peter Studley
, Jonathan Walton, Schosti, Jason Webley, Linda Cleary, David and Yael Breuer, Robin Stevenson, Lance and Dawn Dann, Jared Brading (for his ceaseless optimism), John, Human,
Jason Dickinson
, Rory Pierce, Max Melton, David Osmond-Smith, Guy Landver, Nik, Sara Bynoe, Clare Davies, Abigail Parry, Aoife Mannix, Matthew Gregory, Marianna Swann, Jenny Kingsley, Aviva Dautch, Edwin Morgan, Paul and Jeannette Kriwaczek,
frank spense
,
lisa nenneddy
,
dilly benchman
, the other Richard Skinner, the other Nick Drake, Glyn Maxwell, “Sparkle Bunny”, Kya Boon-Cohen, Daisy, Ben Benatt, Jo,
hfhfhfhfhfhhfhfh
“Flo” and so many others, too numerous to list, given that I have only been given one page . . .
It is, in all likelihood, a fair assumption that the majority of people reading this book will be well aware of the life, works and death of Amanda Palmer. But, just on the off-chance that you, dear reader, are one of an adventurous minority who have picked up this book at random, let me take a moment to briefly introduce our subject, naturally being careful not to steal the thunder of the two eminent authorities whose wonderful essays are to follow. So who was Amanda Palmer? Well, in her brief moment in the light she became many things to many folks. Her ostensible “job” was that of singer/songwriter/performer/diva, but, like all true stars it was her charisma and infectious enthusiasm that brought her success, singing just happened to be the vehicle she stumbled upon. To her loyal fans she was more than a pop star: she was a role model, a symbol of empowerment, a doorway to another more exciting imaginative world; to her politer detractors she was “a pretty young woman who [wore] cabaret makeup and [danced] around in froufrou knickers, suspenders and a corset singing songs about female issues”; to certain religious far right groups she was little short of the Antichrist. Her songs have been described as both “emblematic for the neo-postâWeimar-Brechtian-punk-revivalist-cabaret-pop movement of the late 1990s” and “the very worst kind of blah and pap for middle class kids to pretend rebellion to”. When her almost meteoric rise was cut short under mysterious circumstances it seemed inevitable that her brief and “beautiful” life would in some way or other become iconic. However Amanda Palmer herself is not the subject of this book, nor is her death, as the title might suggest. No, the subject of this book is the extraordinary and entirely unexpected form through which her iconisation was to express itself. A form that has come to be known as the
palmeresque.
F
RANKLIN
D
AVEY
by Professor Richard D. Davenport
The science of Doxithanotology, that being in simple terms the study of macro-socio-psychological responses to the deaths of social icons, may not be an old science, but has, in the last few years, very much come of age. Indeed, the past decade has seen an extraordinary growth in the associated doxithanotological industries, which has in turn further excited both publishers and university departments alike. Following the unprecedented macro-social response to the Death of Princess Diana, the study of celebrity death cults was finally legitimized as an academic discipline in September 2006 with the introduction of an MA course in Doxithanotology at the University of Bexhill-on-Sea, and many other such courses planned to follow shortly.