Read Notorious Nineteen Online
Authors: Janet Evanovich
Tags: #Women Sleuths, #Fiction, #General, #Mystery & Detective
“I guess most brides have pre-wedding jitters,” Amanda said. “I’m not even sure I did the right thing by having such an elaborate wedding. I almost wish we’d just gone off and gotten married.”
“It’ll all be great,” I said. “You’ll be a beautiful bride.”
Amanda sipped at the wine that was set in front of her. “Have you ever thought about marrying Ranger?”
“Ranger and I aren’t really a couple,” I said.
“Right,” Amanda said, rolling her eyes and smiling.
When Amanda rolled her eyes it was cute. In fact it was adorable, because Amanda was adorable. When I roll my eyes people are afraid I’ve had a seizure.
“I’ve seen the way he looks at you,” Amanda said.
“Like I’m a disaster?”
“Like he can’t take his eyes off you.”
“We’re friends,” I said. “And sometimes we work together. I don’t think Ranger is ready for a relationship.”
Amanda glanced over at him. “He’s very handsome,” she whispered.
I nodded in agreement. Ranger is drop-dead handsome.
The first course was set in front of me. Green salad with croutons and chunks of tomato. Standard fare. Not especially tempting.
Ranger was next to the bride’s mother, listening politely to her chatter. Occasionally he’d flick a glance my way but more often than not he was looking behind me, watching a waiter, scanning the room. I was doing the same, looking for someone with a dimple in his chin.
The main course was steak, vegetable medley, and mashed potatoes. I stared at the mashed potatoes and bit into my lower lip. I was hungry but not hungry enough to risk getting poisoned again.
“I have someone in the kitchen,” Ranger said from across the table. “This should be okay.”
TWENTY-THREE
IT WAS ELEVEN
when we left the restaurant. Two Rangeman SUVs followed Kinsey and Amanda, and another one followed Ranger.
“Did you think he would make a move at the restaurant?” I asked Ranger.
“I thought he would try something at the church. It could be that he’s discouraged by the security force.”
“I like Amanda. It was nice to get to know her. Will she be safe for the rest of the night?”
“She’s with Kinsey. I have them back in the safe house. She should be okay.” Ranger stopped for a light and looked over at me. “Would you consider spending the night at Rangeman?”
Oh boy. Desirable for a variety of reasons, the least of which was security, but I was remembering the conversation with Amanda about marriage. And I was remembering Morelli.
“Not a good idea,” I said.
“You’d be safe there.”
“Tempting, but I think I should go home tonight. I’m sure I’ll be fine. It’s not like I’m Orin’s number one target.”
“No, but you could be his number two target. Hal is following us. I’ll leave him in your parking lot. And
do not
remove the GPS devices.”
“Yes, sir.”
Ten minutes later Ranger opened my door and stepped into my apartment. He did a walk-through, looking in closets and under the bed.
“Lock up when I leave and don’t open your door to anyone,” he said. “Are you sure you don’t want me to stay?”
I hesitated for a beat. “I’m sure.”
He traced a line down the side of my face with his fingertip. “Would you like me to change your mind?”
That got a smile from me. “No, but thanks for offering.”
He stood outside my door and waited until he heard all my locks tumble into place, then he knocked once and left.
I glanced over at Tiki. “What do you think? Did I do the right thing?”
Tiki looked disgusted with the whole process, so I had the last beer in the fridge and went to bed. I’m not usually a restless sleeper but I had a horrible night. I was worried about Orin going after Amanda and Ranger and Kinsey. I thought it was remote that he would attack me. He’d made a show of sending a firebomb into my apartment but I wasn’t convinced he cared about killing me or even torturing me. I figured I was tangential to his vendetta.
At daybreak I gave up trying to sleep. I forced myself out of bed and into the shower. An hour later I was on the road in search of breakfast. I was thinking something greasy and salty and totally unhealthy. Something fattening with cheese and a worthless piece of white bread. I pulled into Cluck-in-a-Bucket and ordered their breakfast sandwich and coffee. It was too early to go to the office. Connie wouldn’t be there until eight o’clock and it wasn’t even nearly eight.
Hal was in line behind me. I waited for him to get his order and then I pulled out into traffic. I returned to my apartment building, parked, and went back to talk to Hal.
“I need a nap,” I told him. “You don’t have to stay here.”
“Ranger told me to keep my eye on you and that’s what I’m doing,” Hal said. “I get relieved at eight o’clock.”
I trudged up the stairs and down the hall. I let myself into my apartment, relocked the door, and took my coffee and breakfast sandwich into the kitchen. Rex was sound asleep in his soup can. Tiki was on guard.
I ate the sandwich and sipped my coffee. “This is the day,” I said to Tiki. “I have to get into the pink dress and march down the aisle today. I’d almost rather face Orin.”
I turned to go into the bedroom and Orin was in front of me.
“Your lucky day,” he said.
He resembled the man in the photo but there were significant changes. He’d lost weight and his face and hands were badly scarred. The dimple was still there, partially obscured by the scarring. One ear was almost completely obliterated. His eyes were very pale blue, almost colorless, and his pupils were shrunk to tiny pinpoints that hinted at total insanity. I sucked in air and the coffee sloshed out of my cup and onto the floor.
“Hideous, right?” he asked. “Do I scare you?”
I was unable to speak. My heart was pounding in my chest and I was suffocating, unable to breathe. He
was
hideous, not because of the scars but because of the eyes. The eyes were terrifying.
He was wearing army fatigues. His semi-automatic was holstered, as was a large knife. His chest was crisscrossed with ammo belts. Two grenades and packets of what I feared were explosives were strapped to the ammo belts with black electrician’s tape. He was holding a black baton that at first glance looked like a flashlight, but there were two prongs where the light should have been. Heavy-duty stun gun, I thought. Not good news.
He swung the baton and knocked the coffee out of my hand, sending it flying toward a wall. I yelped, and he came at me with the baton. He hit me hard in the thigh, pressed the prongs against my side, and I crumpled to the floor.
When I came around I had my hands bound behind me with electrician’s tape, and I’d been propped up against the under-sink cabinet in the kitchen. Orin was sitting on a dining room chair about three feet away, looking at me. He had a lighter in his hand. It was the kind you use to light a fireplace or a grill, and he was flicking it on and off.
“Do you like fire?” he asked.
“Sometimes,” I said, working to keep my voice from trembling, not wanting to show fear. I thought about the watch on my wrist. I’d been too flustered to remember to press the button when Orin initially surprised me, and now it was under layers of tape and not accessible.
“It drives the devil out,” Orin said. “That’s why they used to burn witches. It returns everything to a pure state. It’s the only way the soul can be released from the body in its most beautiful form.”
“Does cremation count?” I asked him.
“Not if it’s done after death. We must all suffer to achieve grace. It’s important you understand this because you’re going to suffer terribly. You’re going to beg me to stop the suffering, but it will all be worth it to you. You’ll die cleansed.”
“Why me?”
“You’ve been chosen. Ranger chose you. So now I have to cleanse both of you.”
“So this is about Ranger.”
“He did a very bad thing. And he encouraged Kinsey to follow him. They abandoned the unit. When they left we were broken up and scattered to the winds.”
“They left when their tour of duty was done.”
“We were a brotherhood. It was a holy pact. While we were together we had divine protection. Once the bond was broken we were unprotected. These scars I wear are the result of that broken bond. I was attacked by the devil. It would never have happened if Ranger and Kinsey had kept us together. They did the unthinkable and now we’re all at risk. The devil stalks us and I’m the only one who can set it right.”
“Ranger thought you were dead.”
“
Everyone
thinks I’m dead,” Orin said. “I’m like a zombie.”
His voice was flat and soft. No emotion. No emotion in his face. I wondered if he’d always been like that or if the craziness had reached critical mass and taken away all else.
“When the lesson happened I was in a truck in Afghanistan.”
“Lesson?”
“The divine intervention that showed me the penalty for Ranger’s sin. The day the devil was allowed to visit me.”
I could feel goose bumps break out on my arm and a chill slide the length of my spine. As a bounty hunter I’ve come into contact with a good number of unhinged souls, but there was an otherworldliness to Orin that I hadn’t seen before. A total detachment from reality that could only be described as cruel serenity.
“We were under fire and the truck took a hit,” Orin said. “The impact was so violent the truck was tossed into the air and came to land in a field. There were five of us in the truck and everyone but me was blown to bits. Nothing left but bloody body parts. As it was I lost my foot.” He raised his camo pants to show a prosthetic. “That’s how I was identified as dead. Nothing left of me but my foot.”
“But you didn’t die.”
“I’m not allowed to die until Ranger and Kinsey die. Only part of me burned in the explosion. The rest of my mortal body is waiting.”
“Why weren’t you found with the rest of the men in the truck?”
“I was captured and caged. After years of imprisonment, when I realized my purpose for living, I escaped. I inched my way out of the Middle East, to Europe, to rehabilitate myself enough to complete my mission. And here I am.” He said this very matter of fact, his hands folded in his lap. “Imagine how saddened I was to learn that Ranger and Kinsey had infected two women with their evil. Although in a way it enhances the process for them. They’ll have the additional agony of knowing someone they loved had a painful and early death. Perhaps it will save them from eternal hell. So you see I’m not actually a zombie. I’m an angel.”
I was sure he believed it. He believed everything he said. The whole crazy jumble of devil and divine intervention and abandonment.
“I’ve brought this fire starter,” he said. “I thought I would burn you a little at a time. Let you enjoy the pain. Allow you to see your flesh blister and melt away. I don’t want to go too fast and rob you of the experience.”
“I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.”
“I don’t need help. I’m in a good place. I just need to finish my task. It’s taken me years to get to this point. It’s all I’ve worked for.”
He grabbed my ponytail and set fire to it.
I shrieked and tried to jerk away but he held fast. I smelled my hair burning, felt the fire burning my neck. And over my shrieking I heard someone pounding on my door, ringing my doorbell.
“I hate this sort of distraction,” Orin said.
He yanked me up by my hair, shoved my head under the faucet, and turned the water on to put the fire out. He went to the door and looked through the security peephole.
“It’s a man,” he said. “Tell him to go away.”
I went to the peephole and looked out. I’d expected to see Hal but it was Brody Logan. “Go away,” I said.
“I want Tiki. I got a bad feeling. Tiki’s sending out weird vibes. I want to see him to make sure he’s okay.”
Orin had me by the arm, squeezing hard enough to bruise.
“Go home,” I said to Logan.
“I don’t have a home.”
“Then go to your tent.”
“No way. I want to see Tiki.”
“Help!” I yelled at the door. “
Get HELP! Call the police! Get the Rangeman guy!
”
Orin grabbed me by my bound wrists and threw me across the room. He opened the door, yanked Logan inside, closed and relocked the door, and drew his gun.
“Dude!” Logan said, eyes wide.
I struggled to my feet, got a running start, and head-butted Orin, knocking him to his knees.
“Do something,” I shrieked at Logan. “
Do something!
”
Logan went spastic, arms flailing, feet not knowing which way to move. He spotted Tiki in the kitchen and lunged for him, lifting him off the counter, wrapping him in his arms.
Orin stood and pointed his gun at Logan. I knocked into Orin again, jostling the gun, and Orin drilled two rounds into Tiki.
Logan let out a roar and charged Orin, bashing him in the face, using Tiki like a battering ram. Blood gushed from Orin’s nose, and Logan immediately rammed Orin again, catching him square in the chest. I heard something go
plink
onto my tile floor. I looked down and saw that it was a pin to one of the grenades. Time stood still for a moment while we all stared at the pin.
Orin grabbed at the live grenade still taped to his gun belt, and I kicked him hard in his prosthetic. The prosthetic flew off and Orin lost his balance, wheeling around on one leg. Logan and I dove into the kitchen, and Orin fell facedown and blew up in the foyer.
I was stunned, sitting on the kitchen floor with my ears ringing. Logan was next to me hugging Tiki.
“He shouldn’t have shot Tiki,” Logan said. “Hawaiian gods get even. Did you see what Tiki did to his foot? It flew right off his leg when you kicked it!”
“It was a prosthetic,” I said to Logan.
“I guess that would make it easier,” Logan said.
I have a metal fire door with four deadbolts, but Orin had only thrown one of the locks when he closed the door. I heard someone put his foot to the door from the other side, and on the second attempt the door crashed open against the wall. It was Hal. He took a couple steps in, gun drawn, avoiding what was left of Orin, and looked in the kitchen at me.