Read Match This! (The UnSocial Dater#1) Online
Authors: MJ Fields
“Kat,” he begins.
“No, I’m serious. This is an awful idea,” I wasn’t gonna tell him and it wasn’t about the un-cirque du soleil, cause honestly, it intrigued me. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
He pushes me back and I’m on my bed. He drops to his knees and grabs the waistband of my pants, then starts pulling them down.
“Not cool, Ricco.” I mumble.
“You tell me no, yet lift your hips so I can get these off?” He tosses them to the side. “I’m not listening to the shit coming out of your mouth anymore. I’ll listen to your body. Bare pussy, the holy grail,” he rumbles.
His mouth covers me and I am so fucking gone.
“Kat?” I hear Darby from downstairs.
“Fuck!” I hiss as he pulls his tongue away and jumps back.
“Not fucking cool,” He says as he jumps into his jeans.
We’re throwing on clothes, he finishes dressing first and heads to the door.
“No way,” I whisper-hiss and grab his arm. “Out the window.”
“Excuse?”
“Don’t be a pussy,” I pull him towards the window and open it. “Go.”
“You’re out of your mind woman.”
I point down to his bulge, “There is no hiding that. Now go, let that thing jerk you off.”
He shakes his head,"What?"
"Mount Ricco, it's big enough to jerk you off. Now go."
“This is not fucking cool.”
THE END
ish
Stay tuned for the conclusion of Kat’s story in
MATCH US
coming June 7
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Macey: Why are you sending me dick pics?
Carrie: Because these I’m getting them thanks to you sharing my e-mail address.
Macey: DON’T tell KAT. BTW these are already in my dick pic stash so they’re not really the guy sending them.
Carrie: FREAKS!
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Carrie: Hey check out this one. He’s hot!
I am an E-6 Staff Sergeant and work with the UN. I am a leader of my squad almost 90 men. We’re on a peace keeping mission here in Afghanistan.
Carrie: Still hot but he wants me to send him things. I’m all for rallying the Troops but this sounds weird. Have your cousin check it out for me?
Do you want me to get my mailing address from my CO? He can contact the delivery man to get me packages. I am looking for a woman to spend the rest of my life with, in good times and bad.
Macey: Roger Dodger that’s a big NO GO!
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Kat: Sending you a pic
Macey: He’s HOT!
Kat: Sending you another
Macey: What the fuck is that?
Kat: Same guy just smiling
Macey: Jesus! What the fuck did a bomb go off in his mouth? He should never smile
Kat: Stop giving out my info or I swear I'll give him yours.
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Carrie: DonJaun9014 is looking to have some fun with me. He’s okay looking what do you think?
Macey: He’s good looking and in your age range
Carrie: Oops never mind. He's married and just asked if I can be discreet. I told him I’m no one’s second choice.
Macey: You are almost a Jedi Carrie. I am so proud.
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Kat: Just had this conversation:
Dude2016: R u into younger men?
Kat: Are you a jackass? What are you 12
Dude2016: Maybe lol. Why? U can spank me
Kat: I’m sure you can take care of that yourself. Maybe head to church
Dude2016: Y church?
Kat: You need Jesus
Macey: LMAO
ALWAYS TO THE READER OF THIS BOOK FIRST,
You are all amazingly supportive and it goes without saying that I could not do this without you.
TO HEATHER AND JEN AT SOCIAL BUTTERFLY PR,
Thank you for being such a big part of this project.
TO JULES
,
Much love for the cover design, formatting, proofing, dealing with my crazy ass, but most of all the friendship and love. It goes both ways.
TO ELLIE,
No one could have been the face of Kat but you. I about died when you said yes. Thank you for also editing the book and I cannot wait to give you the next part!
See you in Vegas!
TO MY ALPHA BITCH,
This can't end!!! The 'research' and laughs have been way too much fun to call work. You are such a light in my life that I often find myself wishing you had a ginormous penis and lived closer.
I kid, I kid!
But not about the love and support.
TO MY NINJAS,
I've been busier that a whore on the bunny ranch yet you're still here. So very grateful.
TO MY READERS GROUP
(My Ladies of Love and Steel)
Yeah we'll dish ;)
TO ALL YOU MEN,
Some of you are complete dolls but the majority are total freaks. Either way you have made me laugh and that’s the most important thing.
Believe me when I say, 'This is not about any of you. It's fiction.'
Advice? Put the phone down, stop spanking the monkey to a text conversation because there is nothing better than skin to skin action with someone you give a shit about.
TO ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES,
I wish you luck. Please, please, please, be safe and please, please, please,don’t let any of the jackasses out there make you feel less than. You are not.
Oh and if you need back up, tips, or help, Kat's got you covered. She has social media, and a quick comeback for almost everything, just ask.
TO MY LITTLE CHICK,
You are always number one. Love you more.
USA Today bestselling author M.J. Field's love of writing was in full swing by age eight. Together with her cousins, she wrote a newsletter and sold it for ten cents to family members.
She self-published her first New Adult romance in January 2013. Today she has completed six self-published series, The Love Series, The Wrapped Series, The Burning Souls Series, The Men of Steel Series, Ties of Steel Series, and The Norfolk series.
MJ is a hybrid author who publishes an Indie book almost every month, and is signed with a traditional publisher, Loveswept, Penguin Random House, for her co-written series The Caldwell Brothers. Hendrix is available now, Morrison was released on December 22nd, 2015.
There is always something in the works, and she has three, yes, three, new series coming out this summer, and fall.
MJ lives in central New York, surrounded by family and friends. Her house is full of pets, friends, and noise ninety percent of the time, and she would have it no other way.