Read Love Among the Single Classes Online
Authors: Angela Lambert
They mean to be kind, but they are overwhelming. Surely, if Iwo were there he would have heard my voice and put his head out? If not, perhaps he doesn't want to see me? Perhaps he has company already â Joanna? Anyway, I didn't have the usual bath and ritual dressing-up before I left. My lipstick has come off.
âNo, no, thank you very much but it's all right. I was just passing and I wondered â¦'
âCome in and have a Foster's with us, why don't you?'
âNo, honestly, thanks awfully, no I must go home.'
I escape. It is not the sort of ordeal I will risk repeating.
Perhaps they told Iwo that I had been looking for him: Hey Monty, you're a sly bastard. Nice little Sheila came round for you last night, where were you? No sign. Missed your chance there, didn'ya? Or perhaps he realized he had been short on the telephone; at any rate, a couple of days later he rings me, and it is time for the good policeman to take his turn. He enquires solicitously after my week: how are the children, how is the library, how am I and do I still want to meet this weekend? Shall we see a film? Shall we both consult
Time Out
and then compare notes this time tomorrow? If I had a shred of self-respect I would berate him for having been so abrupt. If we had a normal sort of relationship, relaxed and easy as Paul described, I would tell him that I had talked to Marina. But I don't do either: instead, I agree rapturously to look in
Time Out
and phone him back later.
With winged fingers I scan the film columns. I know his preferences and it is not hard to convince myself that I, too, want to see these films of intergalactic slaughter; these worlds, pre-historic or post-nuclear, peopled with blonde teenagers in well-rounded breastplates and designer
lingerie. The film is unimportant: a pretext for meeting. I have other plans. Marina is right when she says I must make Iwo enjoy himself. I have thought of a way. It's a risk, though, he may scoff, as he did at the candles.
He meets me in central London in the early evening and together we hurry through the rain, through the cheerful weekend crowds, through the technicoloured neon reflections bouncing in and out of puddles, and into the plush passivity of the cinema. This time I let him buy the tickets, not least because he has chosen the film, which could have been computer-assembled from the ten commonest elements in American college-kid movies. He watches it with the fascination of an anthropologist observing the fertility rites of a new tribe and I, glancing sideways through my fingers, watch his attentive profile outlined by the bluish light from the screen. We leave the cinema in high spirits.
âExcellent film!' says Iwo, with real satisfaction. âNow what?'
âNow I have plans for us. Let's go back to your room. You'll see â¦'
It is early December. The streets are cold and wet, the shop windows glittering. The tube is full of shoppers laden, even at this hour, with bulky plastic bags. I too am weighed down with a supermarket carrier. I have planned a picnic: a luxury picnic which we shall eat on the floor of his room. He will either shrug eloquently and make some dismissive comment or he will like the eccentricity of the idea, and join in. Luckily for me his good humour, prompted by the absurd film, inclines him to the latter. Midnight feasts in the dormitory used to be like this, tinged with the same edge of hysteria, but in those days it was the fear of matron's sudden entry that made us stifle our giggles as we gorged ourselves to nausea on tinned peaches and artificial cream, Mars bars, sweet sherry or cider and bags of crisps. But tonight Iwo is not going to be matron. He looks on with astonishment as I produce the delicacies I bought this morning: two bottles of wine, and a corkscrew; plastic cups and plates; smoked meat and sausages and fish; four kinds of cheese, with celery
already washed and stripped of its fibres; apples and parsley and even salt and pepper ⦠I have thought of everything. I sit on the floor surrounded by the food, and open the first bottle of wine. A grin spreads over his face â oh, it is so lovely to see him smile!
âWonderful! What an idea!' he says. âPity we have no music. Well, you must imagine, at the far end of the room behind that curtain, four musicians in dinner jackets: a string quartet. They are going to play Mozart, don't you think? Yes. My dear, have you been carrying all this food all evening? I wondered what was in your bag.'
âIt's much cheaper than eating out, and it's fun. If you didn't hate candles so much â¦'
âWho says I hate candles? Look, here, you want candles? I have some.'
He fixes three candles firmly in saucers, and they surround us flickering softly, making small points of orange in the gleaming glass of the wine bottles. Outwardly I am vivacious and talkative. I laugh as I tell him the story of my week â told to make him laugh about the people who have been in the library, Linda's problems with the exasperating Stavros, Kate's mulishness.
I can't bear silence, which has always seemed synonymous with disapproval, ever since my childhood. My father used to come upstairs after my mother had kissed me good night and switched the light out. He would sit mutely on the end of my bed in the dark heavy with disappointment at my behaviour. He might begin a sentence, âYour mother tells me, Constance, that you've been rude again â¦' but his voice would trail away as though in despair, his lack of words a more eloquent reproach than anything he could have said. At other times I didn't get any clues at all; he would merely sit, and sigh. Eventually he'd get up, saying something like, âI hope tomorrow I shall be able to feel more like kissing you good night â¦' and he would walk slowly out of the room, closing the door very gently behind him. He had no idea how much harm he was doing, after all, he hadn't hit me, hadn't even raised his voice. I am sure he thought of himself
as the kindest of fathers. I would be left lying in bed, clenched with remorse for the unknown sins I had committed, probably the same ones as usual: rudeness, showing off, ingratitude. But because my father had said nothing, the sins never felt forgiven or forgotten. My deep-seated anger and guilt remained. Iwo never accuses me of anything â how could he? I have done nothing wrong â but his failure to praise is far more damning. It means that everything I
am
is inadequate.
In the attempt to amuse Iwo I work out in advance what I am going to say. Nothing is spontaneous. On bad evenings my foolish remarks fall into leaden silence and leaden looks. Tonight, thank God, is one of the good evenings. Iwo, eating Polish
krakowska
sausages and smoked pork fillet on black bread and rye bread, sipping a glass of good white wine from Paul's â no, dammit,
my\
â cellar, cocks his head towards me and contrives to make me feel as though he is indulging me, when surely it is the other way round.
Because our relationship is discontinuous, each meeting becomes a separate event. It's hard to imagine us reaching that relaxed and happy state of people who telephone every day or two and chat about what's been happening, just to say that all's well. For every hour spent in Iwo's company there have been five of thought and planning. Tonight the stage is softly lit and the props are food and drink, but the dialogue is false. It looks like a scene from one of the films I love so much,
Pandora's Box
maybe, and if only I looked like Louise Brooks! Here we are in Jack the Ripper's attic room, black and white, a slanting beam of light from the window emphasizing his sharp cheekbones and the cut of her hair and chin. Amid this surreal menace my one-woman performance is all wrong. This cold picnic in a cold room with a cold man is a farce. Let's get drunk and replace the artificiality that I have orchestrated with one that's alcohol-induced. No: I can
pretend
to be drunk and ask him questions I couldn't risk when sober.
âThis wine is good.'
âMmm, isn't it? Pour me out another glass ⦠Iwo: tell me about your wife.'
âWe mustn't drink too much. It's late already.'
âTell me
all
about her. What was she like? Do you think about her
all
the time?'
âWhat time is it? Do you want to sleep here tonight?'
âYes. Go on Iwo,
answer.'
âWhat about Kate? Are you happy to leave her alone?'
âShe's not alone. Cordy's there. Can I have another glass of wine? You have one as well. What about
your
daughters?'
âIf I drink any more I'm afraid I shall disappoint you.'
âYou couldn't. Iwo, tell me â¦'
âConstance, what do you want me to say? That I think about my wife? Yes, I do. Not all the time. And my daughters? Yes. Now will you come to bed?'
It's no good. Even drunk â he must be a bit drunk â he's had the best part of the two bottles â his self-control never falters. In his orderly fashion he tidies away the remains of our meal, putting the plastic bag full of debris behind the curtain so that the gleaming floorboards are bare again. I sit on the edge of his bed and watch. He undresses, folding up his clothes. It's like a striptease, his slow, absorbed movements heightening my desire. When he is quite naked, shivering in the blue air of the room, he puts his arms around me.
âNow I am going to do the most erotic things to you he says.
Why do I invent a monster and torment myself, when the real Iwo makes love to me with skill and generosity? He leaves no part of me untouched. What does it matter if he doesn't speak? Why do I need words, when here, coiling around me, over and under, warm body and entwined limbs, is the proof that he wants me? And yet, I wish he would speak. I know that the words, âI love you', uttered by either of us, would bring me to instant orgasm. But he doesn't say them, and I can't.
Sleep on, my love, in thy cold bed, never to be disquieted.
The good alternates with the bad. The ordinary is followed by new horrors that I hadn't thought of; and I thought I'd thought of them all. But to start with the ordinary, the comfortingly normal, the safe bits of my life: all of which I would overturn for him.
The library on Monday morning has more than its usual quota of pensioners escaping from their cheerless rooms. They come here because it's warm, and full of company. From the speed with which they get through their library books, I reckon some of these pensioners don't speak to anyone all weekend.
Not that they're all to be pitied. Take the huge and formidable Mrs Rowe, doing her usual trick of commandeering all the serious Sundays and monopolizing them by simply sitting down and spreading her skirts across the ones she isn't reading. She's so myopic she has to hold the relevant section right up to her eyes and peer at it from a couple of inches away. Perhaps that's why she likes to get them first, so that they don't smell of other people's dirty or nicotine-stained hands.
Some are in a desperate plight, yet manage to confront it without a trace of self-pity. Like my old favourite, Mr Southgate: he's in again this morning, looking for the reference books on law.
âThinking of embarking on a life of crime?' I ask.
âNever left it!' he says.
He has recurring problems with his tenant. He's far too delicate to sully my feminine ears with the precise misdemeanours, but I'm given to understand, by those meaningful looks and pauses that indicate the physical functions, that
nowadays the man not only ⦠when he's been drinking, he's even taken to ⦠as well.
âIt's shocking. It's not right, and I won't have it in my house!'
Mr Southgate wants to find out his legal rights as regards evicting the man. I direct him to the reference section of the library, knowing that he won't in fact take action â the same tenant has been there for years â but understanding too that the mere act of doing something will make him feel better. I've suggested in the past that he should go and talk to the Law Centre or the Citizen's Advice Bureau, but his fierce independence, combined with his fear of authority in any form no matter how benign, precludes this.
One or two housewives want to look up Christmas recipes in cookery books or magazines. I recommend
Good Housekeeping
, and tell them it costs ten pence to use the photocopier. Linda wants to know if I've made my Christmas pudding yet. The morning passes sluggishly. The light beyond the windows is dark grey, and the rain is thickening into sleet. In spite of this I decide, on the spur of the moment, to go home for lunch.
I am in the middle of loading the washing machine when the phone rings. Iwo? Max? My mother? Three possible phone conversations have already flashed through my mind by the time I pick it up.
âConstance? I hoped you might be at home. This is Iwo.'
âIwo! Already! Where are you?'
âIn the workshop.' You mean postroom. âEating a sandwich. Tadeusz rang to ask if we â he invites you, too â can come to see a Polish play at the Centre. I said I'd check with you. He needs to book.'
âIwo, how wonderful! In
Polish
. When?'
âIt is a play about an informer, in Warsaw, in the early fifties. A time I remember. There'll be headphones to translate for you. He suggested Thursday.'
âWill Joanna be there too?' Damn. âYes, I'm free. Thursday will be fine. How kind. Isn't this weather foul?'
âI am in the basement: I can't see it from here. I don't know about Joanna. Does it make a difference?'
âNo, no, of course not⦠I just wondered. Yes, please say yes for me.'
âGood. I will meet you at Ravenscourt Park, the tube station, at about seven thirty.'
âFine, lovely, what fun, yes, see you then.'
âYour sandwiches are very good.'
âMy sandwiches?'
âFrom last night.'
âOh I see: yes, of course. I'm so glad. Iwo, you know there's this old man who comes into the library a lot? He was in there this morning, and â¦'