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Authors: James Michener

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Of the forthcoming pictures only one was in Class
I
,
The sound
, called in Spanish

 

of Music
Smiles and Tears. Return from the Ashes
,

 

with Samantha Eggar and Maximilian Schell, was condemned for

 

stressing ‘lust, adultery, illicit relations, crime and sadism.’ On
one church door I saw this condemnation of an especially bad

 

show: ‘This should be seen only by those ninety-four and above.’
One experience especially demonstrated the force of

 

Catholicism in Spain. I had taken a long walk out into the country

 

on a narrow road that led to Olivenza, and on the way back I

 

stopped to inspect a group of clean, good-looking buildings called

 

the Maternity Hospital of the Virgin of Solitude, and as I stood

 

at the gate a man came out whose wife had just been admitted

 

and we spoke of the good work such hospitals did.

 

‘Who runs them?’ I asked.

 

‘The Church. Who else?’

 

‘Are there any public hospitals?’

 

‘I don’t know what you mean. The Church gives us our

 

hospitals and schools. Don’t they give you hospitals and schools

 

in your country?’

 

‘We provide such things with taxation.’

 

He pondered this for some moments, then asked, ‘You mean

 

the government taxes you for what the Church gives us? You have

 

to pay for them out of your own pocket?’

 

I tried to explain that in many countries, England and Germany

 

for instance, taxes provided schools, but he interrupted, grabbing

 

me by the arm. “Tell me, would sensible men trust politicians to

 

run a hospital? The Church you can trust.’ He was unable to

 

imagine a society which operated on a system of taxation, and his

 

final question was, ‘You mean to say you allow politicians to teach

 

your children? The Church you can trust, but not those others.’
In Badajoz I also learned something about the government of

 

Spain. At the post office I purchased ten air-letter forms and paid

 

six pesetas (ten cents) each for them. I went back to the cathedral

 

plaza and spent most of one morning writing ten letters, a job I

 

find difficult, for words do not come easily to me. The next day

 

I took the ten letters to the post office to mail, but a clerk refused

 

them, saying, ‘The price of air-letter forms went up this morning

 

from six pesetas to ten.’

 

‘All right. Give me ten four-peseta stamps and I’ll stick them

 

on the letters.’

 

‘We can’t do that, sir, because it states very clearly on the form
that if anything whatever is enclosed in the form or added to it,

 

it will be sent by regular post.’

 

‘Then let me give you the difference, and you stamp them as

 

having ten pesetas.’

 

‘There’s no provision for that, sir.’

 

‘Then what can I do? Mail them as they are and let them go

 

regular mail?’

 

‘No, because they’re no longer legal. They’ve been declassified.’
‘It took me a long time to write these letters. How can I mail

 

them?’

 

‘Take each one. Place it inside an airmail envelope. Readdress

 

the envelope and place twelve pesetas’ worth of stamps in the

 

corner and mail it as a regular air-mail letter.’

 

This I did, and the letters were delivered in various countries,

 

but I was so astounded by the procedure that I called upon a high

 

government official to ask how such things could happen. His

 

answer was revealing. ‘The clerk did right. The forms you bought

 

were valid yesterday. Today they’re not. Each form states clearly

 

that nothing may be added, so there was no way to mail the old

 

forms.’

 

I pointed out that in half a dozen different countries, including

 

my own, I’d faced this problem and it had always been a simple

 

matter to paste on the additional postage, at which he said, ‘In

 

other countries, yes. But no nation in the world is so difficult to

 

govern as Spain. No people are so fundamentally anarchistic as

 

the Spanish. Therefore, when we say that nothing may be stuck

 

on the envelope we have got to mean it. If we fluctuated on this

 

point, we might be driven to fluctuate on others. The Spaniard

 

understands when the clerk stands fast. If the clerk once wavered,

 

he might be dead the next day.’

 

‘But it’s so unfair! You sell the forms one day and cancel them

 

the next, with no redress.’

 

‘My friend. The whole affair cost you what? Ten times six

 

pesetas. About one dollar American. That’s money lost, and it’s

 

too bad. But you will talk about this everywhere in Spain and

 

word will filter out to many people. And they’ll say, “See! Our

 

government means just what it says, even with foreigners.” Your
loss will do much good, my friend. Because we Spaniards are

 

devils to govern.’

 

That is why, throughout Spain one sees so many members of

 

the Guardia Civil, always in pairs, as I had seen them in Teruel.

 

No truth in Spain is more difficult for the traveler to ascertain

 

than that regarding these men, who are in effect the masters of

 

rural Spain and men of tremendous power in all society. I shall

 

recite seven stories for which I can personally vouch, having either

 

witnessed the incident or known the persons involved.
An American couple working at a United States Navy base

 

could not find quarters on the base but did find a comfortable

 

house in a nearby town. They had a thirteen-year-old daughter

 

who went to the local school. One Thursday the parents arranged

 

for her to be picked up by friends at the base and to stay with

 

them overnight. At five o’clock that afternoon two officers of the

 

Guardia Civil appeared, saying, ‘Señora, your daughter has not

 

passed our headquarters this day. Is there trouble?’ It is said that

 

every human being who lives in the Spanish countryside must be

 

personally known to the guardia, who are able to report on that

 

person’s movements, ideas and behavior.

 

An Englishman driving a small car of British make had a

 

breakdown on a lonely road out of Salamanca. A pair of guardia

 

walked by, ascertained his trouble, walked on to a telephone,

 

called their headquarters twenty miles away, directed the guardia

 

there to find at some garage a part for the British car, then walked

 

back to the Englishman and stayed with him until a passing truck

 

driver dropped off the part.

 

An Englishwoman staggered into an Extremaduran town with

 

a terrifying tale. She had been in a little village where a gang of

 

gypsies had molested her, trying to steal her purse. Two officers

 

came on the scene and began to rough the gypsies up, whereupon

 

the latter, fed up with previous pressure from the Guardia Civil,

 

cut their throats to the neckbone. Someone from the village ran

 

to report the murders to a neighboring Guardia station,

 

whereupon four pairs of guardia climbed into a truck, drove to

 

the scene of the murder, threw a cordon around the gypsy
encampment and proceeded to machine-gun every human being

 

therein.

 

The weekly bullfight at Sevilla was going badly and a riot

 

started. The local police who attend all bullfights tried to control

 

things, but the crowd laughed at them. The riot looked as if it

 

were going to get out of hand, so the squad of guardia who are

 

kept in reserve at all such functions started quietly down from

 

their seats high in the rafters. As they descended men began to

 

whisper, ‘The Guardia Civil.’ Slowly the guardia moved into the

 

arena, taking up positions facing the unruly mob. They drew their

 

revolvers and quietly looked at the rioters. There was not a man

 

in the mob who doubted that within the next minute the guardia

 

would begin to fire, and the riot collapsed.

 

An American working in a bar along the Mediterranean coast

 

got drunk and slugged a guardia. He was hauled off to a military

 

jail, where he was held incommunicado for six weeks, for the

 

guardia are under military rule and offenses against them are

 

judged by court-martial. Efforts of a most extraordinary kind

 

were made to gain the young man’s release, but to no avail. ‘We

 

can’t allow anyone to strike a member of the Guardia Civil,’ his

 

friends were told. ‘No one.’ Finally he was brought to secret trial

 

and sentenced to seven years in military prison. That was four

 

years ago. The night before I wrote this paragraph I was advised

 

by an American who knew the young man that word had been

 

quietly passed that he could have his freedom if he could scrape

 

together a fine of $7,000. Word of this affair traveled widely

 

among the hordes of young Europeans and Americans barging

 

into Spain in the summer: ‘No matter what you do, no matter

 

what happens, never touch a guardia.’

 

A New York woman, lost in the outskirts of Madrid at

 

midnight, was escorted to her hotel by two members of the

 

Guardia. When we asked her why she was in the Madrid

 

countryside at midnight, she explained, ‘In New York or Chicago

 

or San Francisco, I would be mortally afraid to go out alone after

 

dark. A woman simply isn’t safe in the United States after dark.

 

But in Spain, with the Guardia Civil on the job, I am safe to go
anywhere. No one is going to abuse me. So when I come to Spain

 

the thing I like to do most is to walk at night. Tonight I got lost.’
An intelligence officer of the United States Navy told me, ‘We

 

had this incident in which one of our kids in uniform committed

 

a major crime. No question about it. But we didn’t know whether

 

he’d had accomplices or not, so we put our best brains on the

 

job, and when we were through we checked with the Guardia

 

Civil and they’d done the same thing we were doing, but they had

 

a dossier on this kid that was unbelievable. They knew everything

 

he’d done for months past, who all his gang were, who was

 

involved. In the States I’ve cooperated with our F.B.I. on similar

 

cases, but in thoroughness they don’t compare with the Guardia.’
About such an organization opinions can vary. Conservatives

 

believe the Guardia to be the agency which permits Spain to exist

 

and that without these pairs of police Spain would fall apart in

 

anarchy. Liberals recall García Lorca’s harsh phrase, ‘those

 

patent-leather men with their patent-leather souls.’ At the

 

outbreak of Civil War in 1936 one of the first things that happened

 

in small villages across Spain was the slaughter of the Guardia

 

Civil, so in the ensuing war they fought on the side of General

 

Franco, revenging themselves for the outrages committed against

 

their brothers. I have heard many foreign travelers arguing that

 

the Guardia Civil was an invention of the Franco regime; actually

 

they are well over a century old, having been created in 1844 to

 

replace the militia, which had proved to be politically unreliable,

 

and since then, no matter what form of government has ruled

 

Spain, the guardia have been needed to keep order. In recent years

 

the Franco government, in an effort to popularize the Guardia,

 

has encouraged the press always to refer to them as La Benemérita

 

(the well-deserving) in much the same way that Manhattan police

 

are called ‘New York’s finest,’ and it is common to see stories in

 

which the brave Benemérita captured a bandit or the

 

compassionate Benemérita helped a widow. A Spaniard told me,

 

‘We Spaniards are really bastards to govern. If we didn’t have the

 

Guardia we’d have no country. And remember this. If the

 

Communists had won in 1939, every guardia you see today would

 

still be a guardia. Only he’d be a Communist guardia. For to rule
Spain without them would be impossible.’ He then used a phrase
I had not heard before: ‘We have the old spirit of Viva yo. In Spain

 

you must always take into account Viva yo.’

 

I must explain Viva yo because the phrase is essential, but before

 

I get to it I would like to introduce a few other words which I shall

 

be using frequently. When I was in college I mowed the lawn of

 

Professor J. Russell Smith, a Quaker geographer who wrote a

 

series of books about foreign lands. During the academic year

 

Professor Smith was usually absent, for he taught at Columbia

 

University, but in the summers he often spoke to me, and one

 

evening he mentioned some of the principles which governed his

 

work. I forget all of them but one: ‘James, if thee ever has cause

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