Read Her Vampyrrhic Heart Online
Authors: Simon Clark
Owen said gently, âYou must have dreamt it.'
âOK, press play, and see for yourself ⦠if you dare.'
T
om Westonby spent most of that Monday evening moving from window to window in Skanderberg cottage. From each window he peered out into the night. The forest had become a mass of spiky, black branches. Tree trunks could have been the gigantic soldiers of some supernatural army waiting for the order to attack. Tom rubbed his forehead. He was so tired he realized that strange notions had started to haunt him. Trying to shake off the exhaustion, he walked briskly to the window in his bedroom and scanned the trees out there. So far, there was no sign of vampires. Yet an instinct for danger told him they were close.
Before Tom left the bedroom he paused to gaze at the carving of Helsvir set into the wall. These thousand-year-old carvings of the creature were part of the fabric of the house. A lucky charm? Or was it a danger sign â a potent warning to the men and women of the Bekk family, who'd once lived here, that neglecting their gods would bring about their doom?
Tom checked his phone. Owen had sent him a text. According to the information on-screen it was over an hour old.
Gone to see Jez
, it read.
He's worried and in a lot of pain.
Tom replied to his sixteen-year-old brother with what he hoped were reassuring words:
I'm sure Jez will be fine. Let me know if I can help.
Tom slipped the phone into his pocket to make sure he picked up any further messages from Owen straight away. He couldn't help but worry about both Owen and Jez. They'd been going through some heavy-duty emotions ever since Jez's accident.
Tom returned to the living room. Mrs Valko slept in the armchair by the fire. June sat on the sofa.
âAnything?' she asked as he went to the living room window.
âNothing.' He gave a grim smile. âNothing but trees that is. You know, sometimes I find myself believing that the vampires can turn themselves into trees and stand there watching us. Does that sound too weird?'
âThe entire forest is weird. There are weird vampires lurking out there. No wonder you have weird ideas, Tom Westonby. Coffee?'
âThanks.'
Mrs Valko muttered in her sleep.
June's eyes held a gentle fondness as she gazed at her mother. âThe only time she does speak is when she's asleep, though I can never make out any actual words.'
He guessed what was on her mind. âYour father might not come back. Remember, he turned into one of those vampires over twenty years ago. The ones that transformed a long time ago are even less human than the more recent converts â if “converts” is the right word.'
âHe climbed down the chimney and stood there in the fire so he could see me. I'd be happy if he just came and knocked on that door.'
âWe couldn't let him in. It would be too dangerous.'
She sighed. âI know.'
âDo you still believe that your mother will be â¦' He searched for a sensitive way of finishing the sentence.
âMiraculously cured?' June's smile was a sad one. âI don't know. All I do know is that this is my mother's last chance. The doctors can't make her heart better. What I have done, I guess, is bundle up all the bits of faith, hope and optimism I've got left, and gambled on this one slight chance. If she just catches a glimpse of her husband then that might fix something inside, and she'll get well again.'
âI hope it works. I just didn't want you to think that I'd open the door and let him in. Something tells me that inviting a vampire into the house would end in disaster, don't you agree?'
June gave him an appraising glance and knew he was being deadly serious. âSo, keep the vampires out?'
âYes.'
âYou know, as I've sat here, I've been imagining what I'd do if I saw him from the window. In my mind's eye, I see myself waking my mother. Walking her to the window then pointing him out. I can even hear myself saying, “Look, there's your husband, Jacob Bekk â he's my father, isn't he?” Of course, I then imagine my mother standing up straight, there's a big smile on her face, and suddenly she's talking happily. She's seen him with her own eyes, and that's a big enough miracle in its own right â her heart heals itself.' She tried to laugh, although it sounded more like a sob. âDon't we humans delude ourselves? Lots of us have impossible dreams of becoming rich and famous. How many of us loyally love someone when actually they don't give a damn about us?' Her blue eyes fixed on the fire; crackling logs sent torrents of yellow sparks up the chimney. âSo maybe I am deluding myself that a man, who isn't even human any more will appear outside the house, and then my mother will see him and be cured. Tall order, huh?'
âNo more than me believing Nicola will come back. She turned into a vampire five years ago, and still I expect to see her standing at that door one day.'
âMaybe that separates us from the animals?' June walked towards the kitchen. âWe humans spend half our lives expecting that impossibly wonderful things will happen to us. I'll get the coffee.'
Tom returned to his vigil at the window. Moonlight fell on to the forest, creating an ethereal, luminous glow. Heartless winds from the Arctic sent a pulse of movement through the trees, giving the impression that all those claw-like branches and gnarled trunks were shuddering into life.
June called out from the kitchen, âI've found some cake. Hmm, lemon drizzle. Would you like me to cut you a piece?'
In the chair by the fire, Mrs Valko muttered in her sleep. âJacob,' she droned. âJacob's coming.'
The breeze made the gargantuan oaks dance to a tune as old as time itself. That ice-cold river of air poured across the roof, drawing out a forlorn-sounding cry from this lonely house, where so many generations had lived and died.
T
wo miles from Skanderberg cottage lay Pollock's Farm. Inside the farmhouse, a barely suppressed violence crackled in the air. Owen Westonby and Eden Taylor stood at one end of the living room. Kit Bolter sat on the sofa at the other. One of the first-aid dressings had come free from his cheek. It swung about as he whipped his head this way and that, getting angrier and angrier. Meanwhile, Jez Pollock paced the room; he had the pent-up rage of a cornered bear.
Owen spoke loudly: âKit, I asked you a question: how did you fake it?'
âI didn't fake the video.' Kit touched play on the phone before holding it up, so they could see the eerie figure of the woman on-screen. Beyond her moved a massive shape that appeared studded with human faces. âHow could I fake something like that? Do I carry CGI around in my pocket? Because that's what I'd need to put a monster like this one on film!'
âKit, you've acted so freaking weird ever sinceâ'
âYou met
her
!' Kit jabbed a finger at Eden. âIt's like you've turned into a different person.'
Jez hugged his broken arm against his chest. The orange cast now appeared grubby and chipped. âOwen, if you insist that animal's a fake that means you're saying that I must have smashed into the bus. You're saying I'm to blame for people dying.'
âI'm notâ'
âWhy won't you believe that footage with your own eyes?' Jez furiously kicked a leg of the table, making a tremendous crash that caused Eden to flinch with shock. âThat monster's my alibi!'
Owen yelled back, âI'm just saying it takes some believing! The thing's the size of a dinosaur! How come nobody's ever noticed a dinosaur, with human heads growing out of it, tootling through the village?'
Kit was back to his old self now. He didn't even seem aware of the gunshot wounds that still oozed blood. He stood up so he could brandish the phone. The screen showed the creature pushing the woman across the ground. âI filmed this two hours ago. The girl's Freya. She saved me from being attacked by that big ugly bastard.'
âI shot her,' Jez added. âThe pellets blasted her face and she wasn't even hurt; she just got up and ran over there toâ'
âSee!' shrieked Kit. âJez saw her!'
Eden raised her hands. âGuys. Emotions are running high. Why don'tâ'
Jez and Kit both yelled at her with such ferocity she must have expected that they'd start punching her.
âShut up, Eden!'
â'S nothing to do with you!'
âYou shouldn't even be here!'
âNobody invited you!'
âKeep out of this!'
â
Bitch!
'
Owen's rage exploded. âThat's my girlfriend! Don't you dare talk to her like that.'
Kit finally crossed over into hysteria as he screamed, âBitch! Bitch! Bitch!'
Eden saw what Owen intended. âOwen, don't!'
Owen lunged at Kit, savagely pushing him back down on to the sofa. The phone flew out of his hand to smack against the wall. Kit howled in pain.
Jez barked, âYou idiot! My alibi's on that phone!'
The sixteen-year-old lurched forward, swinging the arm with the cast. It slammed against Owen's head with a loud CLUNK. Instantly, Owen rounded on his friend, grabbing the front of his sweater. The next second, Owen and Jez fell on to Kit who was struggling to get up from the sofa. The sofa rolled backwards, leaving all three in a jumble of arms and legs on the capsized furniture. What was more, all three were yelling, swearing and threatening to spill blood.
Eden took a deep breath. With surprising calm, she said, âStop this. All three of you, stop it. You'll end up killing each other. Owen. Let go of Jez's arm.'
Grunting like a wounded pig, Jez scrambled free. He barged Eden aside before stomping upstairs. Kit scrambled on all fours to the end of the room to retrieve the phone.
In a small, hurt voice, he cried, âYou're a thug, Owen. If you've busted my phone â¦'
Owen lurched to his feet, panting. He was horrified to see the carnage he'd caused. The sofa had tipped over, in turn upending a little table on which a china figure of a milkmaid had stood. The delicate head now lay five feet from the milkmaid's body.
Eden grabbed the sofa and tried to heave it upright. Trembling, frightened by his own outburst of violence, Owen helped Eden with the sofa. He saw tears in her eyes.
Kit sat hunched against the wall as he wiped the phone with his sleeve. âI didn't fake the video. It's real ⦠I filmed that animal in the forest. It's the same one that's on the wildlife camera that you found. Freya's real, too. She's a vampire.'
âYou really screwed up your brain, Kit. Monsters? Vampires?' Owen gave an exaggerated performance of searching under the sofa cushions. âWait, I'm sure I saw a werewolf under here. Or maybe it was a goblin?'
âScrew you!' Kit jammed his middle finger up into the air. âScrew both of you!' He scurried through into the hallway.
Owen threw his hands up and turned to Eden, ready to appeal for her take on this madness of giant creatures and vampires, only words failed him. Sighing, he flopped down on to the sofa.
With a quiet efficiency, she lifted the table back to its feet, collected the two parts of the broken figurine and studied them closely. âA clean break,' she declared. âSome glue should fix it.' Eden put the body and the head down on to the table.
Owen watched her straighten the cushions on the sofa. After that, she sat down beside him. For perhaps five minutes she said nothing.
Waiting for me to calm down
, he told himself.
Now she's seen the bad side of me, will she tell me we're finished?
At last she began to talk. Eden had a talent for speaking with a calm authority, much in the way a doctor would gently explain a complicated medical condition to a patient. âOwen, we moved around a lot when I was a child. I don't think I had a friend for longer than six months before we moved again. When you told me about Jez and Kit being your friends from when you first started school I was envious. That's a friendship to hold on to. It's something of value.'
âEdenâ'
âPlease, just listen to what I have to say.' When he nodded she continued: âOwen, you told me that the three of you have been loyal friends for years. People even called you the Three Musketeers, because you went everywhere together. But what's happened in the last two days is like a bomb hitting the three of you. Jez had that awful accident. He's broken his arm. The physical pain must be terrible ⦠probably more terrible than we can imagine. Jez also worries that he'll find himself in court, facing a charge of causing death by dangerous driving. He might go to prison.'
Owen nodded again.
Eden rested her hand on Owen's knee as she spoke in those gentle tones. âTonight, for reasons we can't understand yet, he accidentally shot Kit. Luckily, Kit's not badly hurt, and I'm sure we don't have to involve doctors or the police. Both Jez and Kit are in turmoil. Their lives have exploded. They're experiencing terrible emotional stress.'
âAnd I ended up fighting both of them. I've been an idiot, haven't I?'
âNo, not an idiot. You've experienced shocks, too. Listen, Owen. All three of you have suffered. All three of you are behaving in a way that is contrary to your natures.'
âYou mean, we've gone crazy?'
âYes, you're crazy.' She smiled. âYou're acting this way because you care about each other. But you're all in such emotional turmoil you can't deal with this explosion of events just yet. In a few hours, everything will seem different. You'll get over it.'
âYou know, you are the wisest person I've ever met.'
âI don't have close friends like you do, Owen, so I spend a lot of time on the outside, watching how friends relate to one another.'
âWell,' he said, âmy ex-friends aren't going to talk to me now, are they? They'll hate me.'
âIf you don't make up with them now, and you stop being friends, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.'