Authors: Catherine Jinks
Cadel put down the pop-tart with some deliberation, noting as he did so that the nearby electric kettle was full of water.
Good
, he thought.
‘Bring me two of those plates,’ said Prosper. ‘Put them right here. That’s it. Will your little friend be having bacon?’
‘No.’ Cadel cleared his throat. ‘She’s not very good at chewing meat.’
‘Ah.’
‘She can have toast, though. If it’s cut up into pieces, and has lots of butter on it.’ Glancing towards the kitchen door, Cadel was shaken by an unexpected stab of guilt. ‘Can’t I just go and check on her?’ he pleaded.
‘All in good time.’
Prosper scraped his eggs onto the two plates. Then he proceeded to fry bacon with a careless ease that both surprised and impressed Cadel, who had somehow never imagined Prosper cooking, any more than he would have expected to see the Devil watering pot-plants.
Cadel was about to remark on this when the toaster ejected his pop-tarts with a soft
clunk
. It was the signal he’d been waiting for.
The success of his plan now depended on split-second timing.
‘So are you going to let us watch television?’ he asked, moving towards the toaster. ‘Or do you think I’m going to – ow! Ouch!’ He dropped the first pop-tart (which was, indeed, very hot), so that it landed on the counter. ‘Damn!’
‘Don’t burn your fingers,’ Prosper warned. ‘Just wait a moment.’
‘No, no. It’s all right.’ Cadel grabbed a tea towel, and used it to pick up his fallen pop-tart. Simultaneously he retrieved the unheated pop-tart, hiding it beneath a limp screen of checked cotton in order to transfer it to the toaster. He did this under the pretext of collecting his other toasted pop-tart, which soon lay on his plate beside pop-tart number one.
Prosper didn’t appear to notice Cadel’s sleight of hand. Perhaps he was too busy turning rashers. Certainly the sizzle of frying was so loud that it completely masked the muffled
clunk
of the toaster-switch being reset; Cadel didn’t have to cough or speak to conceal the telltale noise that occurred as he put down his tea towel, which he left precisely where it would conceal the depressed switch.
But the trickiest step was still to come.
‘Don’t even think about eating that yet,’ Prosper recommended, lifting his pan off the hob. Immediately the splutter of hot fat died away. ‘You’ll burn your tongue.’
‘I’ll just try it.’
‘Cadel – ’
‘I’m
hungry
,’ Cadel snapped, and bit into a pop-tart. ‘Aagh!’
This time there was no pretence; he really did burn his tongue on the sugary filling. Spitting it onto the benchtop was more of a reflex action than a well-considered ploy.
‘There. What did I tell you?’ said Prosper.
‘Sorry.’ Cadel returned the offending pop-tart to his plate, and began to wipe up the mess. In doing so, he had to retrieve the tea towel and shift the electric kettle slightly, until the bottom edge of its handle was resting on the depressed toaster switch.
Then he discarded the tea towel, and took possession of his plate.
‘Can I go back in, now?’ he lisped, pointing at the door to the living room. He was anxious that Prosper should follow him. But Prosper said, ‘Wait.’
There was a nerve-wracking delay while he distributed rashers of bacon and searched through the cutlery drawer for knives and forks. It looked as if he might even cross to the sink with his dirty frypan – and perhaps spot Cadel’s trick on the way. To prevent this, Cadel began to edge out of the room.
He felt as if he was trying to haul an enormous fish into a rowboat.
Come on
, he prayed.
Come on, come on!
‘You do realise that Sonja’s not actually going anywhere, don’t you?’ Prosper drawled. With a plate in each hand he approached Cadel, who was standing on the threshold, trying not to look as nervous as he felt. ‘I can’t understand why you’re so worried. It’s not as if she can get into any
mischief
.’
‘She’ll be scared,’ Cadel countered. He didn’t know exactly how long it would be before the pop-tart caught fire. On the Internet, the timing of pop-tart blowtorch experiments varied enormously – owing, perhaps, to the difference in toasters or fillings. It could take up to eleven minutes for the sugar to ignite, or as little as two minutes.
Cadel was also concerned about the smell. He thought it unlikely that the rich aroma of bacon and eggs would long disguise the stench of burning. But he didn’t want to shut the kitchen door, lest Prosper become suspicious.
So he resigned himself to an uncertain outcome, and settled himself on the floor beside Sonja, who flung out an arm towards him.
Her wide, fixed gaze left him in no doubt as to how she was feeling.
‘It’s all right,’ he said, abandoning his plate to catch at her hand. ‘I’m here. Don’t worry.’
‘I hope you’re not expecting
me
to feed her?’ Prosper drawled. He was standing over them both, still holding plates like a waiter. ‘If so, you’re about to be sadly disappointed.’
Cadel couldn’t suppress a sniff. ‘You?’ he scoffed. ‘I wouldn’t trust you to tie her shoes, let alone feed her.’ And he was startled to see Prosper smile.
‘How well you know me, dear boy.’ Stooping to rid himself of her plate, Prosper addressed Sonja with veiled malice. ‘You shouldn’t expect any help from me,’ he said. ‘For instance, I shan’t be changing your nappies. That will be Cadel’s job. So don’t be surprised if he starts to display a little less enthusiasm for your company, in the future. You couldn’t exactly blame him, could you?’
Sonja’s eyes filled with tears. Cadel saw them, and his rage nearly choked him, because certain subjects were of such unspeakable delicacy that Cadel had never raised them with Sonja. Instead, they were simply handled in silence. As if they didn’t relate to her at all.
Cadel had to control his breathing before he could say, in threatening tones, ‘Back off.’
Prosper raised his eyebrows. ‘I’m just stating the facts.’
‘Don’t you dare.’
‘Bit of a touchy subject, is it?’ Prosper slyly observed, and Cadel lost his cool.
‘
Shut up!
’ he cried.
‘Hey.’ A bewildered voice interrupted them. ‘What’s going on?’
It was Alias speaking. But when Cadel swung around, he saw Judith standing nearby.
His heart leapt.
‘Ah.’ Prosper straightened. ‘Excellent. Really excellent.’
‘I stuck with the same padding,’ said the long-haired, brightly coloured, generously proportioned figure across the room. And Cadel realised that, once again, he was looking at a demonstration of Alias’s remarkable skill. ‘We’re lucky she likes such distinctive clothes.’
At that instant, Sonja’s grip on Cadel’s hand tightened convulsively. Turning to look at her – seeing her writhing lips and staring eyes – he realised that she didn’t understand. So he tried to clarify matters. ‘It’s not Judith,’ he said quickly. ‘It’s not Judith, it’s Alias. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.’
‘Jesus Christ!’ Prosper exclaimed, high above his head, with a quite disproportionate degree of frustration. ‘Would you please stop apologising? It’s such an annoying habit, and one that I utterly abhor!’
Cadel blinked. Even Alias seemed taken aback. Finally Cadel quavered, ‘That’s because you don’t have a conscience’.
Then something went
WHUMP
in the kitchen.
Prosper didn’t hesitate. Instant comprehension was written all over his face; without directing so much as a snarl at Cadel, he flew out of the room, yelling ‘Stay there!’ over his shoulder.
Cadel was frantic. He jumped up, edging towards the side-table. But he couldn’t do anything useful, because Alias was still around.
‘Extinguisher! Where is it?’ Prosper bellowed from the kitchen doorway. He was addressing Alias, who winced. Then the fire alarm began to squeal, and Alias put his hands over his ears.
‘Oh, shit!’ he said.
‘
Get the extinguisher, damn you!
’
Alias disappeared. Prosper rounded on Cadel, his eyes blazing, his teeth exposed in a carnivorous sort of grin.
‘Nice try!’ he shouted, over the deafening noise. ‘Bad news is, I’m not stupid! I had Vadi disable the service connection! There’s no one monitoring that alarm, and no one close enough to hear it!’
Cadel tried to look disappointed. It wasn’t hard. Despite the ominous crackling sounds issuing from the kitchen, Prosper seemed determined to remain where he was – at least until Alias came back.
Cadel was desperately afraid that, despite all his efforts, he wouldn’t win for himself a single, unsupervised minute.
‘Here! Here it is!’ Alias burst onto the scene again, wielding a fire extinguisher. He thrust it at Prosper, who vanished into the kitchen.
This was the point at which Prosper made his mistake.
In the heat of the moment, he didn’t tell Alias to stay put. So Alias followed him, leaving Cadel alone with Sonja. It was the opportunity that Cadel had been waiting for.
Without a second’s delay, he pounced on Vadi’s Palm Pilot. The case remained where he’d found it, so that no one would realise that its contents were missing. But he whisked the organiser over to where he could attach the appropriate cable. Then he began the clumsy process of entering his message, driven almost to distraction by the outdated equipment’s ponderous speed.
‘Come on,’ he whispered. ‘Come on,
come on
. . .’
No one in the kitchen could hear him – not through the wail of the fire alarm. But Cadel was terrified that Prosper might return at any moment.
So he tried to be as brief as possible.
‘
At Judy’s cabin. Cadel
,’ he tapped out, before sending the text through to Fiona’s mobile. Each step in the download seemed to take a hundred years. He wasn’t even sure that his brilliant idea would actually work. And he wouldn’t be in a position to run any checks, either.
But in one respect he was very, very fortunate. By the time Alias had appeared, ordered back into the living room by Prosper, Vadi’s little Palm Pilot was tucked away behind the television.
And Cadel was sitting beside Sonja, gamely munching on his pop-tart.‘Bloody hell,’ sighed Alias. He was able to speak at a normal volume, because the fire alarm had been turned off. ‘You’re a charming guest, I must say.’
‘What happened?’ asked Cadel.
The response from the kitchen was a bark of mirthless laughter, which he found very unsettling. It also seemed to disturb Alias, who glanced uneasily at the kitchen door, and lifted an admonishing hand when Prosper staggered into view.
‘Now – let’s not get over-excited,’ Alias beseeched. ‘There’s been no harm done. I mean, nothing that a paint job won’t fix . . .’
Prosper ignored these feeble attempts at conciliation. Tossing aside the extinguisher (which hit the floor with a mighty
CLANG
), he marched right up to Cadel, his hands on his hips.
Sonja whimpered. Cadel held his breath.
Prosper pursed his lips, then shrugged.
‘Not a bad effort,’ he said. ‘That blind must have been coated in retardant, or we would have had a bit of a mess on our hands.’
Then he bent down and patted Cadel’s pale cheek.
Cadel’s penalty for lighting a fire was to eat every single scrap of the cherry-flavoured Pop-tarts cooling on his plate. ‘Since those revolting objects will probably give you food poisoning,’ Prosper decreed, ‘I’d certainly classify them as a slap on the wrist.’ He seemed to think that having to feed Sonja her scrambled eggs also constituted a suitable punishment. (‘I can’t imagine anything more sickening,’ was how he put it, much to her evident distress.) And he refused to let Cadel watch TV.
‘You should take a nap,’ was Prosper’s opinion. ‘You’ve had a long night, and it’s affecting your tactical abilities.’ He obviously enjoyed rubbing Cadel’s nose in the fact that the fire alarm had not been monitored. And he also may have felt that making Cadel lie on the couch, with absolutely nothing to do, was yet another way of exacting revenge.
Cadel didn’t mind, though. He had plenty to think about. In fact he appreciated having the
time
to think. Since leaving Clearview House, he’d been too rushed and panic-stricken to concentrate. Nothing had made much sense, because he’d been worried about Sonja, and preoccupied with getting a message through to Saul . . .
That message had been sent, at any rate. Not directly to Saul, because Alias had taken Saul’s mobile, but to Fiona Currey. With any luck Fiona would transmit the message to Saul as soon as possible – if, that is, she had received it in the first place. Cadel couldn’t be sure that the text had been transmitted. He didn’t know if Judith, when asked, would choose to reveal the address of her cabin – though he couldn’t imagine why not. And even if she did, how long would it be before Saul finally reached this place? More than an hour, certainly (assuming he’d been released).
Perhaps he would call on some local police to raid it for him.
Cadel flicked a glance at Prosper, who was playing poker with Alias at the dining table. In Cadel’s view, the match was hardly a fair one; even if Alias
could
beat Prosper, would he really want to? In light of everything? Cadel thought not.
His gaze then travelled from Alias to Sonja, who was lying on the opposite couch. Cadel was very, very anxious about Sonja. He had a horrible feeling that she would be jettisoned as soon as Prosper thought it safe to do so. In the bush somewhere, perhaps? On a beach? The location would depend on Prosper’s escape plan, which Cadel still couldn’t fathom. If it involved a sea voyage, why go inland? If it involved a plane trip, why not head for a nearby airport?
Unless . . .
Cadel gasped. Of course! He sat bolt upright, propelled by the force of his own excitement, and twisted around to address Prosper.
‘Are you going to steal Judith’s plane?’ he demanded. ‘Is
that
somewhere nearby?’
Prosper didn’t so much as lift an eyebrow. He kept staring at the cards he’d been dealt, as if Cadel hadn’t uttered a word. It was Alias who reacted. Though he didn’t speak, his head jerked up. And he looked to his boss for guidance.