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Authors: Blair Underwood,Tananarive Due,Steven Barnes

From Cape Town with Love (13 page)

The assistant manager, Ricardo, smiled and waved me through, and observers assumed I must be “someone.” I heard one of the cubicle dwellers whisper about
Homeland,
the series I'd been fired from, so I cast her a grateful grin:
Thanks for remembering.

Sigh.

My favorite table gave me a view of people approaching from outside and new arrivals at the door. Once my iced organic peppermint tea arrived, I decided I wasn't going to sit waiting like an anxious schoolboy. I
was hungry. I ordered a grilled chicken sesame salad and looked forward to the orange slices, almonds, snow peas, and jicama.

By twelve fifteen, my food had arrived. But instead of my waitress—an efficient but unchatty woman who had her mind on her Hollywood dreams—the assistant manager came to my table with the plate. Ricardo had thinning, stringy hair that wouldn't stay in line; when he leaned over to speak to me privately, a swath fell across his eyes. He rested my salad in front of me and held up a sealed, unmarked, standard-size envelope.

“I'm a bad person, Ten,” Ricardo said.

“What's this?” I was already taking my first bite.

“I wanted to tell you as soon as you walked in . . . A woman came in about a half hour before you and gave me this envelope. She said I should only give it to you if you took off before twelve thirty, but you look damn pathetic sitting here. It sounded like psycho bullshit to me, to be honest, but she said she was your girlfriend, and it was a joke.”

“I don't have a girlfriend,” I said, looking around. Cubicle Girl smiled at me as if she thought I was seeking her out. If my Mystery Lady was Marsha from high school, she was far older than twenty-two. “Is she still here?”

“Naw, she took off. Like I said, she got here way before you. I almost came over here ten times before now.”

I slid my index finger across the sealed lip of the envelope. “What did she look like?”

“Five-six, maybe. Longish hair. Dark skin—black or Latina. Thirties? Super fine.”

“Super fine?”

Ricardo winked. “Why else you think I went along, compadre? Hope she at least put her phone number in there!” And he left me with my puzzle.

Super fine, huh?
A phone number would have been great, but I knew better than to expect anything that simple. Inside, the handwritten note was two lines of elegant penmanship:
Some encounters are best kept Secret. Meet me near Maxella and Del Rey in Marina del Rey. I'll make the drive worth your while.—A friend in need.

I didn't recognize the intersection, but it sounded close to the harbor. Was she inviting me to her place?

I guessed she was about twelve or thirteen miles from Hugo's, which might mean forty minutes in traffic. Not a quick drive. Some guys would have torn up the note and walked away, and maybe those guys are smart. But I wasn't that type, and Mystery Lady knew me already.

I finished eating and drove south as swiftly as the traffic would allow.

I was within two blocks of our designated meeting place when a groan rose in my throat, and I pounded my steering wheel with frustration. “Shit!”

The corner of Maxella and Del Rey brought me to the bright tropical colors of the Villa Marina Marketplace, a shopping mall laid out in a giant, multilevel strip and swimming with humanity. I'd shopped there at least a dozen times with female companions, but Mystery Lady's joke hadn't dawned on me until I drove up.
Okay, you got me,
I thought. It was a mall.

I idled and kept watch for about five minutes before I parked. Scores of women passed me, but few were dark skinned. I gave every sister careful scrutiny, but no one registered recognition. They were either too young, too old, or definitely would not fit Ricardo's definition of
Super fine
—and I allowed for a broad definition. I could almost hear Mystery Lady laughing at me.

“Oh no, baby, we're not done,” I muttered. I had been talking to her without realizing it, like she was my imaginary friend. I
hoped
she was a friend, anyway. I scanned the street and read the note again. I found another clue I'd overlooked:
Some encounters are best kept Secret,
she'd written, with a capital
S.
It wasn't a mistake, so it had to be a puzzle piece.

“Secret . . . ,” I muttered, scanning the street again.

There, right near Starbucks and Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill, I saw the sign for Victoria's Secret. Bingo! “You
are
a naughty girl . . .”

Not counting São Paulo, where the Brazilian women cast a spell on me, I'd hardly been laid since April and I had broken up. Opportunities abounded, but interest was lacking. On the days I felt restless and irritable, I called my fine selection of booty calls—a couple of actresses, a comedienne, a photographer—women I'd known for a long time and
was attracted to, but who held no mysteries or expectations. After April, I wasn't in a hurry to start that dance with someone new. And it had been years since I'd found any joy fishing in the barrels of L.A.'s nightclubs. Too easy.

But my Mystery Lady had awakened the part of me that enjoyed the hunt. I felt the first stirrings of a hard-on as I walked into the lingerie store.

As soon as the bell tinkled, I knew I was in the right place. A thin, statuesque saleswoman with a slightly horsey face grinned widely at me as I walked past the rows of skeletal mannequins in sheer lingerie who could be her twins. The cheery blond woman beside her was shorter and cute, slightly older than Chela.

“Damn!” said the shorter girl. “I only had five minutes to go!”

“But he made it, so pay up,” said the tall one.

A five-dollar bill exchanged hands as I stood before them. The tall girl giggled; her name tag read
CHLOE
, and the shorter one was
KATE.

“I'm looking for someone . . . ,” I began, and Tall Chloe giggled again. She reached behind the counter and pulled out a midsize store gift box.

“A face that could make you forget your own name?” Chloe said, and they both laughed.

“Definitely fits the description,” said Kate. She had a fading English accent.

Chloe met my eyes. “And you made it before one thirty, so guess what . . . ? We have a package for you, Tennyson Hardwick.”

She gave me the gift box, which had my name written in a corner with a bright red Sharpie, the same handwriting as the note. I shook the box, and something fluttered inside. It was light, but it wasn't empty. “And the woman who left this . . . ?”

“She's long gone, mate,” Kate said. “More than an hour ago. She dropped in, did a little shopping, and left that for you. If you'd gotten here five minutes later, she said to put the box in the rubbish bin and forget we saw her.”

Chloe grinned. “Very mysterious.”

Mystery Lady liked deadlines. The physical description I gathered from the clerks was consistent with what Ricardo had told me at Hugo's.

Chloe touched my wrist when I began to open the box. “Oh no. Use a changing room. She said you should be alone.”

“Go on, there's no one back there now,” Kate said.

“Alone, huh?” I shook the box again—this time I listened, as if for a bomb. No ticking. “All right then, ladies. Lead the way.”

While the saleswomen chortled, we walked past the lingerie promising sex. The changing rooms were spacious, with saloon-style doors, moody pink lighting, and a tiny doorbell for emergency consultations. I had visited a changing room at Victoria's Secret once before, but that particular time I wasn't alone. Twins, in fact. Another story. Ask me sometime: I don't kiss and tell, but I have been known to allude.

With my saloon doors closed behind me, I finally opened my Mystery Lady's gift.

A black teddy. Underneath the sheer black fabric, I saw the blurred outline of a white envelope.
Please let it be her hotel room number,
I thought.

Instead, I found a photograph: a brown-skinned model wearing the black teddy in the box, only strings except at the breasts and crotch, with a thin strip of satin to hold it together. Her body made the regular Victoria's Secret models look like amateurs. She had one hand on her hip, nails painted bright red, her hip slung to one side in a dare. Tantalizing shadows fell across the flat, slender sides of her abdomen. She had a triathlete's build, and natural breasts as nice as Sofia Maitlin's. My mouth watered, as if that photo was a hot lunch from Aunt Kizzy's Back Porch, the soul food restaurant just down the street.
Woof.

I eagerly read the handwritten note underneath:

You'll be my #I if you meet me where you first got high. Look north if you want a hummer. Let's see if you're Up to finding me—A friend in need

She wasn't finished with me yet. Shit!

It was almost three o'clock, and I had blown my day. I'd planned to throw the box away as soon as I got outside the door. But I didn't. Instead, I sat in my car staring at the last clue. And the photograph.

The first part was easy enough: I was just off the Pacific Coast Highway, which is also called CA-1.
You'll be my #1.
But follow it where?
Meet me where you first got high.

Even as I merged into the early rush-hour traffic headed back home to paradise on the Pacific Coast Highway with its spectacular view of the ocean, I had no idea where I was supposed to be driving. Bright white
foam cascaded against sandy shoreline and craggy rocks, and cars laden with coolers and surfboards were parked up and down both sides of the highway. The view from the PCH always brings to mind that great line from
Roots
as Kunta Kinte holds his firstborn child up to the night sky:
Behold—the only thing greater than yourself.
Beautiful.

Meet me where you first got high.
I could barely remember the first time I got drunk, much less high. It would have been back in high school, but I was hanging out in South Central Los Angeles in those days, not the PCH. Had I driven out to meet Marsha and some other students for a party on the beach where someone passed a joint?
High school.
I racked my brain as I drove.

When the answer hit me, I laughed aloud. “Good one, girl,” I said.

My first major break in television was a semiregular part as a basketball coach on a
Beverly Hills 90210
clone called
Malibu High,
so many years ago that the residuals checks were down to double digits. The highway would take me straight to Malibu. The last time I'd visited Malibu, I'd risked getting myself killed when I rescued Chela from a rapper's rented beach house.

I was hunting pleasure this time, not business. I'd almost been late once, and I didn't want to give my Mystery Lady the chance to throw me off her trail. I gunned the accelerator, passing majestic rows of royal palms. “Oh, I'm coming, baby,” I said, posting her photo on my sun visor. I was eager to finally see her face.

“You find her?” Dad said when I called to tell him not to expect me home early. My life was his favorite new soap opera.

“About to.”

In my father's silence, I guessed that he was disappointed I hadn't asked him to be my partner on this new case; he spent most of his time watching TV, so any drive was a diversion. But there are some women you just don't bring home to Daddy.

“Any problem, let me know,” Dad said finally. “Keep your eyes open, Ten.”

“Oh, I'll keep an eye on her, all right,” I said, staring at the photo. Her curves blotted out the mighty Pacific. After I hung up, I posted her note beside the photo so I could study them side by side, a recipe for a car crash. But my clock was running.

Three twenty.

Look north if you want a hummer.
I shifted in my seat to release the pressure of the erection fighting to break out of my jeans. I guessed I would find my treasure somewhere up Route 1, Pacific Coast Highway, which actually runs northwest. Close enough. Malibu feels more like a village than a city, with a population of only eighteen thousand, and the PCH carves straight through town. Malibu is best known for its celebrity residents and gorgeous houses near the beach. What did she have in mind? An adult bookstore?

I passed a rainbow assortment of six gleaming Hummers parked in a row.
Look north if you want a hummer!
I slammed on my brakes so hard that the car riding on my tail was forced to honk and swerve. My Little Head had taken over the steering wheel of my Prius long ago. I waved an apology, but I got the finger in return.

The Hummers and two or three Jaguar convertibles were parked in front of an office building built on a bluff to my right. A discreet sign in the window read:
MALIBU LUXURY CAR RENTALS.
I would have missed the sign, but I couldn't miss the Hummers. The owners had hauled in piles of sand to give the impression that the massive vehicles were racing across sand dunes. The two-story office building behind the cars was a converted beach house.

It felt like the right place, but where was she? I saw only a salesman sitting in a lawn chair behind the Hummers, as if he was at the beach.
Last chance,
I lectured my erection.
If all you find is another bread crumb, game's over. Don't let her drag you all over the map, man.

The salesman looked about fifty, slightly overweight, hiding his paunch beneath a loose-fitting Hawaiian-style shirt with a sailboat pattern. He was so deeply tanned that he looked like he was on his way to skin cancer treatments, probably from spending too much time sitting on his phony beach. The back of his neck was broiled and spotted.

He pointed out the Hummer closest to me, an H3 with paint the color of a fiery sunset. “Chicks love these babies,” he said. “Keep it all day for a hundred bucks.”

“Sorry, man. I'm looking for someone . . .” I thought about showing him the photo in my pocket, but I described my Mystery Lady instead.

“Can't say I've seen her.” He spoke slowly, a verbal wink.

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