That is, if one can picture a Garden of Eden boasting two swimming pools, an eight-car garage, and a corps of resident angels with power mowers.
This was by no means Dr. Pragers first visit, but he never failed to be moved by the spectacle of the palace on the hill. It was a fitting residence for Eve, the First Woman. The First Woman of the Ten Box-Office Leaders, that is.
The front door was already open when he parked in the driveway, and the butler smiled and bowed. He was, Dr. Prager knew, a genuine English butler, complete with accent and sideburns. Eve Eden had insisted on that, and she'd had one devil of a time obtaining an authentic specimen from the employment agencies. Finally she'd managed to locate one — from Central Casting.
"Good afternoon," the butler greeted him. "Mr. Dennis is in the library, sir. He is expecting you."
Dr. Prager followed the manservant through the foyer and down the hall. Everything was furnished with magnificent taste — as Mickey Dennis often observed, "Why not? Didn't we hire the best interior decorator in Beverly Hills?"
The library itself was a remarkable example of calculated decor. Replete with the traditional overstuffed chairs, custom-made by a firm of reliable overstuffers, it boasted paneled walnut walls, polished mahogany floors, and a good quarter mile of bookshelves rising to the vaulted ceiling. Dr. Prager's glance swept the shelves, which were badly in need of dusting anyway. He noted a yard of Thackeray in green, two yards of brown Thomas Hardy, complemented by a delicate blue Dostoevski. Ten feet of Balzac, five feet of Dickens, a section of Shakespeare, a mass of Moliere. Complete works, of course. The booksellers would naturally want to give Eve Eden the works. There must have been two thousand volumes on the shelves.
In the midst of it all sat Mickey Dennis, the agent, reading a smudged and dog-eared copy of
Variety.
As Dr. Prager stood, hesitant, in the doorway, the little man rose and beckoned to him. "Hey, Doc!" he called. "I been waiting for you!"
"Sorry," Dr. Prager murmured. "There were several appointments I couldn't cancel."
"Never mind the appointments. You're on retainer with us, ain'cha? Well, sweetheart, this time you're really gonna earn it."
He shook his head as he approached. "Talk about trouble," he muttered — although Dr. Prager had not even mentioned the subject. "Talk about trouble, we got it. I ain't dared call the studio yet. If I did there'd be wigs floating all over Beverly Hills. Had to see you first. And you got to see
her
."
Dr. Prager waited. A good fifty percent of his professional duties consisted of waiting. Meanwhile he indulged in a little private speculation. What would it be this time? Another overdose of sleeping pills — a return to narcotics — an attempt to prove the old maxim that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder? He'd handled Eve Eden before in all these situations and topped it off with more routine assignments, such as the time she'd wanted to run off with the Japanese chauffeur. Com me to think of it, that hadn't been exactly routine. Handling Eve was bad; handling the chauffeur was worse, but handling the chauffeur's wife and seven children was a nightmare. Still, he'd smoothed things over. He always smoothed things over, and that's why he was on a fat yearly retainer.
Dr. Prager, as a physician, generally disapproved of obesity, but when it came to yearly retainers he liked them plump. And this was one of the plumpest. Because of it he was ready for any announcement Mickey Dennis wanted to make.
The agent was clutching his arm now. "Doc, you gotta put the freeze on her, fast! This time it's murder!"
Despite himself, Dr. Prager blanched. He reached up and tugged reassuringly at his goatee. It was still there, the symbol of his authority. He had mastered the constriction in his vocal chords before he started to speak. "You mean she's killed someone?"
"No!" Mickey Dennis shook his head in disgust. "
That
would be bad enough, but we could handle it. I was just using a figger of speech, like. She wants to murder herself, Doc. Murder her career, to throw away a brand-new seven-year noncancelable no-option contract with a percentage of the gross. She wants to quit the industry."
"Leave pictures?"
"Now you got it, Doc. She's gonna walk out on four hundred grand a year."
There was real anguish in the agent's voice — the anguish of a man who is well aware that ten percent of four hundred thousand can buy a lot of convertibles.
"You gotta see her," Dennis moaned. "You gotta talk her out of it, fast."
Dr. Prager nodded. "Why does she want to quit?" he asked.
Mickey Dennis raised his hands. "I don't know," he wailed. "She won't give any reasons. Last night she just up and told me. Said she was through. And when I asked her politely just what the hell's the big idea, she dummied up. Said I wouldn't understand." The little man made a sound like trousers ripping in a tragic spot. "Damned right I wouldn't understand! But I want to find out."
Dr. Prager consulted his beard again with careful fingers. "I haven't seen her for over two months," he said. "How has she been behaving lately? I mean, otherwise?"
"Like a doll," the agent declared. "Just a living doll. To look at her you wouldn't of thought there was anything in her head but sawdust. Wrapped up the last picture clean, brought it in three days ahead of schedule. No blowups, no goofs, no nothing. She hasn't been hitting the sauce or anything else. Stays home mostly and goes to bed early. Alone, yet." Mickey Dennis made the pants-ripping sound again. "I might of figgered it was too good to be true."
"No financial worries?" Dr. Prager probed.
Dennis swept his arm forward to indicate the library and the expanse beyond. "With
this
? All clear and paid for. Plus a hunk of real estate in Long Beach and two oil wells gushing like Lolly Parsons over a hot scoop. She's got more loot than Fort Knox and almost as much as Crosby."
"Er — how old is Eve, might I ask?"
"You might ask, and you might get some funny answers. But I happen to know. She's thirty-three. I can guess what you're thinking, Doc, and it don't figger. She's good for another seven years, maybe more. Hell,, all you got to do is look at her."
"That's just what I intend to do," Dr. Prager replied. "Where is she?"
"Upstairs, in her room. Been there all day. Won't see me." Mickey Dennis hesitated. "She doesn't know you're here either. I said I was gonna call you and she got kinda upset."
"Didn't want to see me, eh?"
"She said if that long-eared nanny goat got within six miles of this joint she'd — " The agent paused and shifted uncomfortably. "Like I mentioned, she was upset."
"I think I can handle the situation," Dr. Prager decided.
"Want me to come along and maybe try and soften her up a little?"
"That won't be necessary." Dr. Prager left the room, walking softly.
Mickey Dennis went back to his chair and picked up the magazine once more. He didn't read, because he was waiting for the sound of the explosion.
When it came he shuddered and almost gritted his teeth until he remembered how much it would cost to buy a new upper plate. Surprisingly enough, the sound of oaths and shrieks subsided after a time, and Dennis breathed a deep sigh of relief.
The doc was a good headshrinker. He'd handle her. He was handling her. So there was nothing to do now but relax.
2
"Relax," Dr. Prager said. "You've discharged all your aggression. Now you can stretch out. That's better."
The spectacle of Eve Eden stretched out in relaxation on a chaise longue was indeed better. In the words of many eminent lupine Hollywood authorities, it was the best.
Eve Eden's legs were long and white and her hair was long and blonde; both were now displayed to perfection, together with a whole series of coming attractions screened through her semitransparent lounging pajamas. The face that launched a thousand close-ups was that of a petulant child, well-versed in the more statutory phases of juvenile delinquency.
Dr. Prager could cling to his professional objectivity only by clinging to his goatee. As it was, he dislodged several loose hairs and an equal number of loose impulses before he spoke again.
"Now," he said, "tell me all about it."
"Why should I?" Eve Eden's eyes and voice were equally candid. "I didn't ask you to come here. I'm not in any jam."
"Mr. Dennis said you're thinking of leaving pictures."
"Mr. Dennis is a cockeyed liar. I'm not thinking of leaving. I've left, period. Didn't he call the lawyers? Hasn't he phoned the studio? I told him to."
"I wouldn't know," Dr. Prager soothed.
"Then he's the one who's in a jam," Eve Eden announced happily. "Sure, I know why he called you. You're supposed to talk me out of it, right? Well, it's no dice, Doc. I made up my mind."
"Why?"
"None of your business."
Dr. Prager leaned forward. "But it is my business, Wilma."
"Wilma?"
Dr. Prager nodded, his voice softening. "Wilma Kozmowski. Little Wilma Kozmowski. Have you forgotten that I know all about her? The little girl whose mother deserted her. Who ran away from home when she was twelve and lived around. I know about the waitress jobs in Pittsburgh, and the burlesque show, and the B-girl years in Calumet City. And I know about Frank, and Eddie, and Nino, and Sid, and — all the others." Dr. Prager smiled. "You told me all this yourself, Wilma. And you told me all about what happened after you became Eve Eden. When you met me you weren't Eve Eden yet, not entirely. Wilma kept interfering, didn't she? It was Wilma who drank, took the drugs, got mixed up with the men, tried to kill herself. I helped you fight Wilma, didn't I, Eve? I helped you
become
Eve Eden, the movie star. That's why it's my business now to see that you stay that way. Beautiful, admired, successful, happy — "
"You're wrong, Doc. I found that out. If you want me to be happy, forget about Eve Eden. Forget about Wilma, too. From now on I'm going to be somebody else. So please, just go away."
"Somebody else?" Dr. Prager leaped at the phrase. An instant later he leaped literally.
"What's that?" he gasped.
He stared down at the floor, the hairs in his goatee bristling as he caught sight of the small white furry object that scuttled across the carpet. Eve Eden reached down and scooped up the creature, smiling.
"Just a white rabbit," she explained. "Cute, isn't he? I bought him the other day."
"But —but —"
Dr. Prager goggled. It was indeed a white rabbit which Eve Eden cradled in her arms, but not
just
a white rabbit. For this rabbit happened to be wearing a vest and a checkered waistcoat, and Dr. Prager could almost swear that the silver chain across the vest terminated in a concealed pocket watch.
"I bought it after the dream," Eve Eden told him. "Dream?"
"Oh, what's the use?" She sighed. "I might as well let you hear it. All you headshrinkers are queer for dreams anyway."
"You had a dream about rabbits?" Dr. Prager began.
"Please, Doc, let's do it my way," she answered. "This time you relax and I'll do the talking. It all started when I fell down this rabbit hole. . . ."
3
In her dream, Eve Eden said, she was a little girl with long golden curls. She was sitting on a riverbank when she saw this white rabbit running close by. It was wearing the waistcoat and a high collar, and then it took a watch out of its pocket, muttering, "Oh dear, I shall be too late." She ran across the field after it, and when it popped down a large rabbit hole under a hedge, she followed.
"Oh no!" Dr. Prager muttered. "Not
Alice
!"
"Alice who?" Eve Eden inquired.
"
Alice in Wonderland
"
"You mean that movie Disney made, the cartoon thing?"
Dr. Prager nodded. "You saw it?"
"No. I never waste time on cartoons."
"But you know what I'm talking about, don't you?"
"Well — " Eve Eden hesitated. Then from the depths of her professional background an answer came. "Wasn't there another movie, way back around the beginning of the Thirties? Sure, Paramount made it, with Oakie and Gallagher and Horton and Ruggles and Ned Sparks and Fields and Gary Cooper. And let's see now, who played the dame — Charlotte Henry?"
Dr. Prager smiled.
Now
he was getting somewhere. "So that's the one you saw, eh?"
Eve Eden shook her head. "Never saw that one either. Couldn't afford movies when I was a brat, remember?"
"Then how do you know the cast and — "
"Easy. Gal who used to work with Alison Skipworth told me. She was in it too. And Edna May Oliver. I got a good memory, Doc. You know that."
"Yes." Dr. Prager breathed softly. "And so you must remember reading the original book, isn't that it?"
"Was it a book?"
"Now look here, don't tell me you've never read A
LICE IN
W
ONDERLAND
, by Lewis Carroll. It's a classic."
"I'm no reader, Doc. You know that too."
"But surely as a child you must have come across it. Or had somebody tell you the story."
The blonde curls tossed. "Nope. I'd remember if I had. I remember everything I read. That's why I'm always up on my lines. Best sight reader in the business. I not only haven't read A
LICE IN
W
ONDERLAND
, I didn't even know there was such a story, except in a screenplay."
Dr. Prager gave an irritable tug at his goatee. "All right. You
do
have a remarkable memory, I know. So let's think back now. Let's think back very carefully to your earliest childhood. Somebody must have taken you on their lap, told you stories."
The star's eyes brightened. "Why, sure!" she exclaimed. "That's right! Aunt Emma was always telling me stories."
"Excellent." Dr. Prager smiled. "And can you recall now the first story she ever told you? The very first?"
Eve Eden closed her eyes, concentrating with effort. When her voice came it was from far away. "Yes," she whispered. "I remember now. I was only four. Aunt Emma took me on her lap and she told me my first story. It was the one about the drunk who goes in this bar, and he can't find the john, see, so the bartender tells him to go upstairs and — "