Falafel Jones - The Kewpie Killer (2 page)

Disappointed and for lack of anything else to do, I took some photos of the emergency vehicles, the police and the barricade. Well, that’s not all. While shooting pictures, I beat myself up and decided that if Mom covered this story, she would’ve gotten to see the body. Heck, my story didn’t even have a name for the deceased. I told myself that I was a rookie with a long way to go. Unfortunately, this time, I listened.

* * *

When the clock radio went off the next morning, I had to take a moment to remember where it was. Kara lent me her apartment so things needed to stay where she left them. She also loaned me her car while she was gone so I felt doubly indebted to be a good tenant. She was vague about her return date so who knew how long I had to find my own place.

At least I could find my copy of the Chronicle. It waited on the doorstep. I phoned in the story last night and didn’t know if it would appear today. My call was close to deadline and the story’s appearance would depend on the availability of space at the last minute. I brought the paper in and thumbed it until my short, little story from the night before appeared. It was more of a blurb than a story. Maybe that’s why they could fit it in. I read it but wasn’t proud.

BODY FOUND IN FIELD

WAALBROEK, NY - Last night a carnival worker found a man dead in an empty field near the city fairgrounds. The deceased appeared to have fallen in the dark hitting his head in a rocky gully. Police believe the death to be accidental and are withholding identification, pending notification of the man’s family.

Later that morning, back in the office, I sat at my desk and felt inadequate. A man died alone, outside in the dark and all I could provide to mark his passing were three mundane sentences. Then my phone rang.

“Chronicle, Raquel Flanagan.”

“Hi, Raquel.”

It cheered me up a bit when I recognized the caller’s voice. “Officer Carlyle. How nice. Calling with a hot tip?”

“No, but how about a hot cup? You promised me coffee and you know how cops love coffee, especially when it’s free and in the right company.”

“Adler’s Coffee shop? Ten minutes?”

“I’m already here.”

“That’s good detective work. You’ll go far professionally.”

“Raquel, it’s the only coffee shop for two miles and it’s next door to your office. Not exactly a difficult deduction.”

A light on my phone started flashing. “Unh, wait a minute. Got another call. Be there as soon as I can.”

I pressed the button to switch lines. “Chronicle, Raquel Flanagan.”

“Raquel? Kara. Great news.”

“What’s up?”

“I’m getting married. Tommy got a job offer in Waalbroek so we’re moving back and getting married. I’m so excited.” She screamed and while I was happy for her, I was now deaf in one ear.

I switched the phone to my other hand, “That’s wonderful, I’m so happy for you. Tommy’s a great guy. When’s the date?”

“Oh. We don’t know yet but soon. He’s got to start work in two weeks. He has to finish out his notice here but I’m coming home next week to get things ready. Oh, Raquel. We’re going to need my apartment back. Sorry… oh and my car too.”

“That’s OK. I’ll find something else. Congratulations.”

“Thanks, gotta go. I’ve so many people to call. Love you, pal.”

Kara’s call took up a couple of my ten minutes so I rushed over to Adler’s. It was your typical small town coffee shop. A plate glass window looked out over the street. A counter paralleled the wall to the right. Booths hugged the opposite side and a few tables sat in between.

Robby sat in one of the back booths facing the door and nursing a cup of coffee. I slid in across from him and a young girl I didn’t know took my order. Maybe “taking my order” isn’t quite accurate. She appeared without a word at the table’s edge, stood and waited with her head tilted and her pen poised over her pad. Unless she communicated by popping her gum, she didn’t interact at all.

I said, “Coffee black please.” She rolled her eyes, walked away and came back with my cup. She’d rather be anywhere but here and wanted to make sure we knew it. Robby watched her walk away and said, “I think the last time I saw you, we were her age.”

“Hard to believe I was ever that young.”

“Yeah, but it seems like I’ve always known you. Can’t even remember when we first met.”

“I do.”

“When?”

“Middle School. Fall Follies. You were the shy transfer student who amazed everyone with your juggling act.”

“Oh, geez. I forgot all about that… and you twirled fire batons. Didn’t you?”

“Guilty. Boy, in some ways, it seems like yesterday and in others it seems like it never happened.”

“Yeah.”

I pulled my cup closer and said, “Look, I don’t want to pry or get you in trouble but I’d like to do a follow up on my carnival story… such as it was. If there’s anything you can tell me. Anything. It’ll help.”

Robby looked into his coffee and then smiled up at me, “Yeah. I’ve got something you can use, not much, but something.”

“Is it OK for me to print it?”

“Yeah, sure. We’ve notified next of kin. Wasn’t easy though.”

“What do you mean?”

“Guy lived alone, widower. Found a stub from a complimentary carnival ticket in his pocket. Tried to find out if he came with anyone but couldn’t find anyone that noticed him. Cavanaugh tried checking the ticket number with the carny but they don’t keep those kind of records. Plus, the carny told him the book that ticket came from disappeared about a year ago. Anyway, we got his name from his wallet and checked around. He’s supposed to have a son, Bruce, but we couldn’t find the kid. We did find a sister, Emily, in Massachusetts. She made the ID.”

“So, who was he?”

“Morgan Finley… of Finley Farms. He probably grew your Christmas tree. Probably grew half the city’s. He was drunk, peed in a gully, slipped in the dark and hit his head on the rocks. They’re ruling it an accident.”

“His Kewpie Doll was a farmer.”

“What? Oh, yeah. I guess it fell and broke on the rocks when he did.”

“How did somebody that drunk win a Kewpie Doll?”

“Dunno. Maybe he won it before he got drunk?”

“Anything else?”

“Well, maybe.” Robby slid a photo across the table. It was a picture of a tiny gold tractor.

“What’s this?”

“Don’t know. When daylight came, we found it near the body. Looks like a piece from a board game.”

“No, look at the top of the tractor. There’s a small opening, like one you could put a chain through.”

“Oh, you mean it’s like something you’d hang from a necklace.”

“Could be. Did it belong to the dead farmer?”

“We don’t know.”

I heard some laughter from a group at another table so I turned to look. Some of the senior reporters sat together eating and drinking. A copy of the Chronicle lay open on the table. When I looked, I caught the eye of the one of the guys facing my direction. He nudged the man next to him and said something. Then they both laughed. I don’t know why this made me self conscious, but it did.

Robby seemed to notice because he said, “Raquel, what’s up?”

“Nothing, it’s just the Bulldogs.”

“Bulldogs?”

“The bulldog edition is a newspaper’s early edition. Since my Dad hired most of those guys when he first started the paper that’s what they call themselves.”

“Oh.”

“It’s just a little weird being the boss’s daughter. It’s tough enough being the new kid and needing to prove your worth, but when your family owns the place, it’s that much harder. Sometimes, I’m not sure that working here is a good idea. I feel like everyone is always judging me.”

“Nah, if anyone can handle it, it’s you.”

“Thank’s, but I don’t —“

“Remember how shy I used to be, awkward, no self-confidence? You helped me, Well that and carrying a gun everywhere I go. If you could help me, you can help yourself.”

“Well, I love to write, but reporting may not be my thing. Last night, I couldn’t even get the name of the deceased or a look at where the body was found.”

“Nobody got the name till now when I just gave it to you. Only a jerk would publish it before notifying the family. I’d like to think that if you did have it last night, you would have waited to announce it.”

I nodded towards the table of reporters. “I’ll bet that if one of those guys was there, he would have gotten past the barricade.”

Robby looked over at the other table, then back at me. “Some of those guys have been around since Detective Cavanaugh was on patrol. They’ve built relationships over the years. You’re new. Give yourself some time. You’ll develop contacts too – and quickly.” He pointed with his coffee cup at the other table. “You’re a lot prettier than they are. Especially that guy with the hair sticking out of his ears. Yeech!”

He made me laugh. Maybe Robby was right. Maybe I just needed to take it easy on myself. “Thanks. You’re a good friend.” I leaned across the table and kissed him on his cheek.

I asked him, “You remember Kara Gross?”

“Oh yeah, she was in my math class.” Robby leaned forward. “We had a sub and he called on her. She didn’t know the answer so he asked her, “What’s your last name?” She said, “It’s Gross,” and he said, “C’mon, it can’t be that bad.” We both laughed again.

“Well, she’s going to have a new problem now. She’s marrying Tommy Vanguard.”

“Kara Vanguard. Sounds like a security job for a trucking firm. Poor kid.”

“Poor me. I’ve been using her apartment and she needs it back in two weeks. Know anyplace good?”

He smiled and then a squawking voice came from the police radio on his belt. Robby listened for a moment and then said, “Ah, sorry. Raquel. Gotta go. I’ll call you.”

“Sure.” We had a quick hug and Robby left me to drink my coffee and think about losing my, well, Kara’s apartment. I pulled my Chronicle and cell phone from my bag.

Today’s classified listed some apartments in my price range so I circled four to call. When I phoned the first one, a man answered, “Hello?”

“Hi, I’m calling about the apartment for rent.”

“Oh, you want the super. I’m just the exterminator.”

“The apartment has a full time exterminator?”

“No.” He chuckled. “I’m only here three or four times a week.”

“Can I speak with the super?”

“Sure, call back in a couple of hours. He’s out fixing toilets.”

“Oh, er. Thanks.” Fixing toilets? As in more than one? A bug guy who feels enough at home to answer the phone? Now, there was one less to look at.

The next ad claimed low rent, an eat in kitchen, reserved parking and a bedroom with a window seat but didn’t list any address, just a phone number. I dialed it.

“Yes?” A woman answered. I could hear sirens in the background.

“Hi. I’m calling about the apartment. Can you tell me the address?”

She said a familiar street name. It appeared each week in our Police Blotter. I thanked her and hung up.

The third ad advertised Brookview Gardens at an address in a nice neighborhood. Even the name sounded inviting. The rent was pricey but just within my limit. I called for an appointment and a woman told me to come by whenever I wanted.

I dialed the fourth number and left my name and number on an answering machine. Everything else was either in a bad neighborhood, too expensive or too far out of town.

I finished my coffee and lined up at the register behind a tall blonde man who held a brown paper take out bag. After he paid and turned to leave, he faced me. He was Leonardo from the carnival. We smiled at each other. He might have remembered me but I kept quiet in case he didn’t. He brightened my disposition a little when he said, “Raquel? Right?”

I nodded.

“I read your story. I have to thank you for keeping the show’s name out of it. We don’t need that kind of publicity. We’re just starting our annual eight-week run here and bad press could really hurt us.”

“Oh, sure.” His comment gave me pause. A good-looking man just commended me for a poor performance. Before my brain could process that, he hit me with that smile of his and my eyes followed him out the door.

“Miss? Miss? You’re next.” At the register, a weary looking counterman held his hand out to me. I paid and shuffled back to the office.

When I got to my desk, I saw someone left a white box on my blotter. Clear cellophane tape sealed the top and black block letters read, “RAQUEL”.

This box could be a prank but a glance around the office revealed nothing but people going about their business. If someone were playing a joke, someone would be watching to enjoy their fun. Sharon, the receptionist walked by with a coffee cup in her hand. Right behind her, Lucy from Sales, sipped from a mug that read, “I’M ENGAGED!”. Somebody must have just made a fresh pot. Armies may march on their stomachs, but offices march on coffee.

I asked them, “Did you see who left this?”

Sharon stopped and leaned over my desk. “Looks like a bakery box. Did you get pastries? Something sweet would go so good with my coffee.”

Sharon wasn’t any help and Lucy just stared at the box. It was time to just open the damn thing. The tape gave way to my fingernails and the lid lifted to reveal a Kewpie Doll wearing a fedora and holding a camera. In the hatband was a press pass. It was a newspaper photographer Kewpie Doll and black tape covered the eyes and mouth.

Sharon said, “Oh,” and left my desk, away apparently disappointed by the lack of baked goods.

If the doll was a gift, there should be a card. I searched the box but didn’t find one.

Lucy said, “Take off the tape. They probably put it on to protect the paint.”

I sat down with the doll in my hand.

“Go ahead, she said. Yours is much nicer than mine. Here.” She put down her mug and pulled a small plastic Kewpie Doll wearing a bridal veil from her shoulder bag. “My Stanley won this for me at the carnival. I love it. I mean it’s from Stan, but yours is much nicer. What is that? Ceramic? Take off the tape. Let’s see the face.”

I pulled a piece of tape from the doll and uncovered blue eyes.

Lucy laughed. “Hah, look at that. Blue eyes and black hair. Just like you. How cute.” She picked up her mug and walked away.