But what force can favor making fewer, larger sex cells? This is much harder to envision. The best guess is that in the splash and dunk of the oceanâwhere the first males and females must have swumâlarger cells are easier to find, either because they are easier to bump into or because they are more efficient at dispersing chemical attractantsâbetter at shouting “I'm over here, I'm over here.”
If you've read my correspondence with the slime mold, however, you may be wondering whether the evolution of small or large cells could have anything to do with controlling the inheritance of mitochondria or chloroplasts. It's tempting to think so. After all, eggs come with lots of cytoplasm; sperm don't. So perhaps she passes boisterous genetic elements and he passes the buck.
Then again, perhaps not. It's true that in most species that have males and females these elements are inherited from only one parent. That parent, however, isn't necessarily the mother. And there's no evidence that controlling these elements has anything to do with the evolution of eggs and sperm. No, my man, I fear mitochondria are the least of your worries. Get yourself a sex-discrimination lawyer if you want, but don't expect to win.
Dear Dr. Tatiana,
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We're sea hares of the species Aplysia californica. We've been having a fabulous orgyâbeing both male and female, we all get to play both roles at once. That's right, each of us plays male to the sea hare in front and female to the one behind, and often the party rocks on for days! It's such a great system, so much better than being male or female, that we're mystified why
everyone hasn't followed our lead. Why aren't all living things hermaphrodites?
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Group Sexists in Santa Catalina
Orgies beneath the waves! I can just see it: a cozy, copulating chain of beautiful creatures that resemble snails who've lost their shells and are hiding the fact with delicate colored folds of membrane. You sea hares are obviously so intent on your orgies that you're ignorant of the ways of other hermaphrodites. Not all hermaphrodites have orgiesâthey get up to all kinds of other hanky-panky instead. Let me give you a sampler.
Exhibit A: the black hamlet fish, a small carnivorous fish that lives in the tropics. An hour or two before sunset, any fish in a sensual mood will cruise the edge of a reef and find a mate. The couple will then take turns playing the male or the female, swapping roles after each bout of spawning.
Exhibit B:
Diplozoon gracile,
a parasitic fluke that lives on the gills of fish. Mating pairs turn into a fluke version of Siamese twins: they actually fuse together permanently, their genitalia in contact in perpetuity. I hope they never take a dislike to each other.
Exhibit C: the European giant garden slug,
Limax maximus.
To prepare for a tryst, two slugs sit together on a tree branch and secrete mucus for about an hourâpretty kinky. Then they wrap their bodies together and dive headfirst off the tree. Instead of plunging to the ground below, they hang in the air, suspended on a mucus rope. As they dangle upside down, they unfurl their pale, ribbonlike penises from the sides of their heads. The penises also dangle (about three centimeters below the loving couple), entwined, their tips pressed together to exchange sperm. Neither partner actually penetrates the otherâand the session lasts for
hours. In
Limax redii,
a close cousin, which likewise has its penis on its head and conducts sex upside down in midair, the penises dangle a full eighty-five centimeters, the length of three champagne bottles end to end. Talk about a head rush.
Nonetheless, you ask an intriguing question: why aren't we all hermaphrodites? Or, to put it another way, when is it better to be a hermaphrodite than to be a girl or a boy? The answer has nothing to do with orgies, I'm afraid.
In the most general terms, hermaphrodites are predicted to evolve whenever the payoffâmeasured in nature's usual currency, childrenâis greater for hermaphrodites than for individuals of only one sex. And when is this the case? Well, hermaphrodites may have an advantage if individuals live at low density, a situation that can make it difficult to find a mate. A hermaphrodite might be able to self-fertilize, and even if it can't (or doesn't want to), it will in principle be able to mate with everyone it meets. Alternatively, hermaphrodites may be better off when the extra trouble of being both sexes is negligible. Plants pollinated by bees or other creatures have to make beautiful, showy flowers whichever sex they areâso they incur little additional cost if they are both. Indeed, if pollinators are primarily attracted by pollen, then flowers that are exclusively femaleâand thus produce no pollenâmay have no visitors. In contrast, plants pollinated by wind are limited not by how many pollinators they attract but by how much pollen they spread about or how much fruit they produce. In this case, then, individuals may do better if they specialize, making either pollen or fruit.
How closely does the theory match the data? Well, flowering plants pollinated by wind do tend to be one sex or the other whereas those pollinated by animals do tend to be both. Beyond that observation, however, picking out trends is extremely difficult. Hermaphrodites are even more diverse than their sexual
practices. They are found among most major groups of animals, from flatworms to fish, and among many groups hermaphroditism is the norm. In some groups, however, hermaphrodites are rare or absent. Of all the thousands and thousands of insect species, there are just one or two known hermaphrodites, for example. And among mammals, birds, reptiles, and amphibians, hermaphrodites are unheard of. More perplexing still, when you look at the distribution of hermaphroditic animals, there are no clear ecological associations (such as low density) that reliably occur with the trait. Among fish, for example, most species have males and females. Nonetheless, where hermaphroditism has evolved, it has done so in species that live in wildly different environments. You may recall our friend
Rivulus marmoratus
, who makes its home in mangrove swamps. Then there's the aforementioned black hamlet fish, along with its relations, all tropical reef fish. And then there are the deep-sea hermaphrodites. In contrast, all comb jellies are hermaphroditesâ
except
for a few species that live in the deepest seas. Or worse, compare bivalvesâanimals that have hinged shells, such as clams and musselsâwith barnacles. Among bivalves, parasitic species tend to be hermaphrodites, while respectable free-living types tend to be one sex or the other. Among barnacles, however, it's the reverse: free-living species are typically hermaphrodites, parasites have separate sexes. What's going on?
There are three reasons the picture is so confused. First, evolving from separate sexes to hermaphroditismâor vice versaâmay not be easy. This is not something we know much about. But certainly to evolve from being one sex to being a hermaphrodite, an organism has to evolve a second functioning reproductive tract. Achieving this may be tricky, requiring several unlikely genetic events. Making such a transition is surely easier in some groups than in others. And even if the transition is genetically easy, other considerations may stand in the way. For
example, hermaphrodites may have behaviors that stop separate sexes from catching on. In hermaphrodite societiesâsuch as that of the black hamlet fishâwhere mating is based on the reciprocal trading of eggs or sperm, an individual who is only one sex may be discriminated against as a partner because he or she cannot play the game.
The second reason for so confusing a picture is that such a variety of circumstances favors hermaphrodites: there's no trademark hermaphrodite lifestyle. Finally, just where you might expect the emergence of hermaphroditesâas in low densityâother, equally successful solutions may emerge. For example, being a hermaphrodite might not be the only way to find a mate when mates are few and far between. Instead, all candidates could assemble at a fixed time and place. The extraordinary mass spawnings of many marine animals, where millions mysteriously know to convene in the lagoon when the July moon is full (or whatever the signal happens to be), might be an instance of this. And I'd guess the dearth of hermaphroditic insects is due to the evolution of equally fruitful alternatives.
I'd like to leave you with this last thought. Not all species have either males and females or hermaphrodites. Some have hermaphrodites and males. Some have hermaphrodites and females. And a few daring sortsâsuch as the Mexican bat-pollinated cactus
Pachycereus pringlei
âhave some of everybody. Now that gives a tingle to “ménage à trois.”
Dear Dr. Tatiana,
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There's been a frightful accident. I was happily sitting in my usual spot at the bottom of the sea when I felt an itch on my nose. Being a green spoon worm, I don't have arms and I couldn't
scratch. So I sniffed. And I inhaled my husband. I've tried sneezing, but he hasn't reappeared. Is there anything I can do to get him back?
Â
Too Much Heavy Breathing near Malta
There, there, it's no use crying over snuffled husbands. He wanted to be snuffled, and he's not coming back. By now he'll have assumed his position in your androeciumâliterally, “small man room”âa special chamber in your reproductive tract where he can sit and fertilize passing eggs. How does he fit? The little chap is 200,000 times smaller than you: it's as if a human male were no bigger than the eraser on the end of a pencil. You could keep a score of husbands without trouble.
But you mustn't disdain your diminutive lover. It's only by chance that you escaped his fate. You see, when a green spoon worm larva first hatches, it has no sex. Instead, its sex is determined by the events of its first days. If, during this time, the larva encounters a female, it becomes male. If, after about three weeks, it hasn't met a female, it settles into a comfortable crevice and becomes female itself.
This probably sounds amazingâand in many ways it is. However, before talking about the strangeness of your sex life in more detail, I'd like to draw your attention to a phenomenon that's even more peculiar. You'll probably agree that “male” or “female” is one of the most basic attributes an organism can have: after all, males and females reliably occur in millions of species. So you might imagine that the way a creature becomes male or female varies little from one species to the nextâand that your situation is unique. You'd be wrong on both counts. Surprisingly, an organism's sex is determined in ways that vary enormously. And you
green spoon worms aren't the only ones whose sex is determined by social milieu.
Broadly speaking, sex is determined either by genetic or by environmental factors; within these two categories, however, there are all sorts of possible variations, many of which have evolved over and over again. For example, one of the most common ways sex is decided is by special chromosomes. Among mammals, males have an X and a Y chromosome, females have two X chromosomes. For birds, the situation is reversed. Males have two Z chromosomes, females have one Z and one W Fruit flies have XY males; butterflies have ZW females. Lizards swing both ways: some species have ZW females, others have XY males. It's crazy. And that's just chromosomes. I haven't even mentioned all the critters where the males hatch from unfertilized eggsâa system thought to have evolved at least seventeen timesâlet alone species where sex is determined through horribly complicated interactions of many different genes.
What about environmental factors? For many reptiles, what matters is the temperature at which their eggs are incubated. Thus, in alligators (and in still more lizards), you get girls when eggs are buried in cool sand and boys when the sand is warm; for many turtles, it's the other way around. Snapping turtles and crocodiles are even wackier: eggs buried either in mounds of cool sand (around 20°C or 68°F) or hot sand (40°C or 104°F) hatch out girls, eggs buried in warm sand hatch out boys. More curious still, in
Stictococcus sjoestedti
, a tropical insect that sucks the sap of cocoa trees, eggs infected with a particular symbiotic fungus become females, uninfected eggs become males. And then, there are those like you whose sex is determined by social circumstance.
For many individuals, this involves changing sex. In one species of
Capitella
, a worm partial to sewer sludge, males turn
into hermaphrodites if they fail to encounter a female within a certain time. In the slipper limpet
Crepidula fornicata
(a notorious pest of oyster beds), everyone starts his career as a male. A fellow who finds himself alone, however, quickly turns into a female and starts attracting mates. Other slipper limpets pile on, gradually forming a louche limpet stack. In slipper limpet sex, it's males on top: although small, they have splendidly long penises so they can fornicate with the female at the bottom. But as the stack continues to grow, the guys who were once at the top of the heap find themselves in the middle and change sex, resorbing their penises in the process, to become female. More exotic: the marine worm
Ophryotrocha puerilis.
If two females find themselves together, the smaller one changes into a male. But because females grow at a slower pace than males, the male will soon become the larger member of the pair. At this pointâshazam!âboth individuals change sex. Such reversals happen repeatedly. In the end, though, pairs that have been together for a long time end up by both turning into hermaphrodites. An enviable life.