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Authors: Cindy Blackburn

Tags: #Mystery, #Romance, #A Cue Ball Mystery

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Karen was staring at my hair, searching for words, when Candy Poppe, resplendent in a sapphire blue mini dress, arrived. She brushed past us and made a bee-line for the coffee table, where she unceremoniously dumped an enormous pile of junk. I hadn’t bothered to tell Candy to dress sexy, since the woman knows no other option, but I had requested she bring up all of her cosmetics and jewelry.

Relieved of her burdens, Candy spun around on her stilettos and almost fell over. “Oh my gosh, Jessie.” She held onto the couch for support. “What happened to your hair?” When she realized how unflattering that sounded, she tried again. “I mean, what did you do to your hair?” That didn’t quite work either. “I mean, gosh, Jessie, did you get your hair done today?” She tilted her head and attempted a smile.

Karen tapped me on the shoulder. “It looks like you dipped your head in an inkwell, girlfriend.”

I thanked her for noticing, and while they stared at me aghast, I explained my new do and the plan for the evening. Their eyes got quite wide when I mentioned the Wade On Inn. And they got even wider when I dug into my jeans pocket and pulled out a handful of twenties. I gave each of them a hundred dollars from the money Wilson had allotted.

“What’s this for?” Karen blinked at the cash in her palm.

“Gambling,” I said with my brightest smile. “While we search for the killer, we can wager on the pool game. Won’t that be fun?”

My friends frowned alternately between my hairdo and the money they each held. The headache that had been threatening since Ian’s visit hit me full force, but I kept on smiling.

“It’ll be fun,” I repeated.

Ignoring me altogether, they embarked on a detailed debate about what was more disturbing—venturing into the Wade On Inn to catch a killer, or being seen in public with me and my new look.

I left the room in search of an Advil.

They were discussing sixties sitcoms when I returned from the bathroom. I interrupted a dispute about
The Addams Family
and pointed to Candy’s cosmetic case, or perhaps I should say Candy’s cosmetic duffle bag. “Help me with my makeup, Sweetie?”

“Gosh, Jessie.” She hazarded another glance at my hairdo. “I don’t know.”

I begged. Surely she had something in that satchel to rectify my appearance? Barring that, maybe a couple extra layers of mascara would help my disguise. Karen said something about my needing all the help I could get, and Candy finally acquiesced.

Thus I sat at my dressing table and let my young friend do her magic. I kept my eyes closed for most of the operation and stalwartly ignored Karen, who sat behind us on the bed, humming the theme song from
The Addams Family
and snapping her fingers at the appropriate intervals.

***

“Okay, Jessie,” Candy said eventually. “You can look now.”

I opened my eyes and the three of us stared at my reflection. Aghast again.

We had agreed that my fair coloring and pale eyebrows looked awful under such dark hair, so Candy had opted to darken my eyebrows, lashes, and lids with shades that worked well with her own olive complexion and brunette locks. Funny how a plan that sounded so logical in the abstract, could go so awry in the actual execution.

Grim reality hit me. “It’s not
The Addams Family
,” I said. “It’s
The Munsters
.”

“That’s it, Jess!” Karen clapped her hands. “You look just like Eddie Munster!”

“Help me,” I pleaded.

But both my friends seemed mystified as to how they might accomplish that. Snowflake was also puzzled. She stared at my reflection from her spot beside Karen, looking oh so smug in her pristine white coat.

“Jewelry!” Candy exclaimed, and we all jumped. “More jewelry will help, Jessie. I just know it will.”

Bless her heart, she actually smiled at my reflection before scurrying over to the coffee table to retrieve her bigger-than-a-bread-box jewelry box. She dropped it on the bed, and Snowflake supervised while she and Karen rummaged around, pulling out this and that unlikely item for my perusal.

I watched with growing apprehension. “Wilson thought your jewelry might help my disguise,” I told Candy.

Karen held up something akin to a rhinestone-studded dog collar. “This should do the trick.”

I resigned myself to my fate and took off my own jewelry, which suddenly seemed remarkably understated. I took out the diamond stud earrings my parents had given me when I graduated from Duke, and un-clipped the diamond pendant necklace I bought myself when I landed my first book contract. And finally, I took off the antique bracelet that I had purchased only a month earlier, after
Windswept Whispers
hit the
New York Times
bestseller list, a first for Adelé Nightingale.

Meanwhile Candy was decorating me in rhinestones. “I know this isn’t really your style,” she said as she hooked the dog collar on me. “But it can’t hurt, can it?”

“Help me,” I tried again.

“Sorry, Jess,” Karen said. “But now you look like Eddie Munster in drag.”

I was busy sighing dramatically when Candy slipped a pair of glasses, something else she harbored in that jewelry box, onto my face.

“Sweetie.” I straightened the wire-rimmed spectacles. “I do not wear glasses, and I certainly can’t wear someone else’s if I want to see straight at the pool table.” I thought a minute. “You don’t wear glasses either?”

“Contacts,” she said. “But look through them, Jessie. They’re just clear glass.” She smiled down at me, and it did seem as if my vision hadn’t changed a bit. “I wore them for a Halloween party last year. I went as a librarian.”

Keeping an open mind—Lord knows, I was keeping an open mind—I checked my reflection. Pince-nez. I swear to God, Candy Poppe had plopped a pair of pince-nez onto my nose.

Karen confessed that she had run out of words to do justice to my new look.

Being a writer, I helped her out. “I look like a near-sighted Eddie Munster in drag,” I concluded. Much to my chagrin, no one argued.

“At least I won’t have to worry about getting picked up at the Wade On Inn,” I mumbled optimistically. “No man in his right mind would hit on me.”

Ever-helpful, Karen reminded me that murderers aren’t usually in their right minds as Candy started rummaging around in my underwear drawer.

Okay, now I was really alarmed. “What are you doing in there?” I forced myself to ask.

She pulled out the push-up bra she had talked me into the last time I was in Tate’s and held it aloft. “Let’s try this!”

“Oh boy,” Karen said.

Perhaps I should mention Candy Poppe is the world’s best bra and underwear saleswoman. She works at Tate’s Department Store, and most every woman in Clarence goes to her for their underclothing needs. Even Karen admits to sporting a heck of a lot of lace beneath her rugged exterior due to our neighbor’s influence.

“I admit you’re not looking your best with your new look and all,” Candy was saying. “But at least you can play up that fantastic figure of yours.” “Playing up” one’s figure is Candy Poppe’s euphemism for pushing up a few key aspects thereof.

I winced at the ridiculous lacy thing, pink no less, that Candy was jiggling before my pince-nez.

“I’d wear the bra if I were you.” Karen pointed at my hairdo. “You need all the help you can get right now.”

“That’s it!” I stood up, yanked the bra from Candy, and gestured for Karen to take the hot seat.

“Oh, no,” she said, pointing to the various ointments, tubes and compacts littering the table. “Kiddo here isn’t coming near me with that stuff. What you see, is what you get.”

She tried hiding behind Snowflake, but Candy was not so easily deterred. She pulled her off the bed and toward my dressing table. “We all have to look like we belong at the Wade On Inn,” she insisted.

“And if I can go out looking like this, you can at least put on some damn mascara,” I added.

“Good point,” they said in unison.

While they argued over the appropriate shade of blush to compliment Karen’s porcelain skin tone, I turned my back and slipped out of my sweater. Giving myself some credit, I had already decided on something low-cut and slinky for my outing to the Wade On Inn. Once upon a time flashing cleavage had been one of my standard pool-table ploys. My cleavage wasn’t what it used to be, but perhaps the headache-inducing bra would help.

“Wearing things like this might keep me in the running with Wilson,” I said as I got dressed.

“What’s that, Jessie?” Candy was fiddling with Karen’s eyebrows when I turned around.

“Tiffany Sass is that.” I re-donned the silly glasses. “You’ve seen her at The Stone Fountain.”

“The knockout who works with Wilson?” Karen asked behind closed eyes. “The guys start spilling stuff when she’s around. Is that her?”

I plopped down on the bed. “The girl—and I do mean girl—and my beau are completely smitten with each other.”

“Smitten?” Karen shook her head, but Candy scolded her to keep still. “Where do you come up with this stuff, girlfriend? Wilson’s smitten with you.”

Candy agreed. “You two are madly in love, Jessie. Anyone can see that.”

I reminded my friends what I do for a living. “Adelé Nightingale knows smitten when she sees smitten.”

“Speaking of the men in your life,” Candy asked coyly. “Did you talk to Ian yet?”

“Ian Crawcheck is not a man in my life,” I said firmly. “And yes. And don’t remind me.”

“What’s up with Ian?” Karen asked.

“Amanda threw him out and now he wants to move in here!” Candy told her. “You’re not gonna let him, Jessie?”

“Only when hell freezes over. But unfortunately it’s not that simple.”

I explained Ian’s predicament and the shower situation while Karen studied me in the mirror. “Wilson won’t like it,” she said.

“Trust me, I’m not all crazy about it either. But the only thing worse than seeing my ex on occasion would be smelling him, no?”

“Gross,” Candy agreed.

She finished with Karen’s face and glanced over at me, or more specifically, at my chest. “Oh, Jessie!” she exclaimed. “That bra helps so much! I hope I have a figure as nice as yours when I’m old.”

Karen grimaced at her own reflection and then back at me. “Remind me again, ladies. What kind of hustling are we doing tonight?”

***

Looking more or less ridiculous, the three of us made our way down the stairs and out to Wilson’s truck. Speaking of ridiculous.

“What happened to your car?” Candy asked as I unlocked the doors.

I was explaining Wilson’s logic about our stupid, stupid vehicle swap when Karen grabbed the keys and hopped into the driver’s seat.

“I’m thinking of trading in my van for one of these babies,” she announced happily. “I need something big like this for my business.”

I suggested she might consider a newer model, perhaps in a discernible color, and closed her door. Then I convinced teeny-tiny Candy to take the middle seat and climbed in behind her.

“The Wade On Inn, James,” I ordered.

I assumed my friends were ignorant of the kind of pool they would witness at the Wade On Inn, so on the drive out I explained the basics of nine ball—that the balls are racked in a diamond shape, and only the one through nine are used.

“What’s the goal?” Karen asked.

“Both players pocket the balls in consecutive order, one through nine. The person who sinks the nine ball wins.”

She stopped at a red light. “But what about one through eight? No one gets credit for those?”

“Nope. The key is the nine.”

“So, like, the eight ball isn’t important?” Candy asked. She had seen a lot of eight ball at The Stone Fountain.

“Correct,” I told her and explained that in nine ball the eight simply goes in after the seven and before the nine.

“This sounds pretty stupid.” The light turned green, and Karen hit the gas. “Isn’t it just luck, whoever gets to pocket the nine?”

“Oh, no,” I said. “Nine ball involves a lot of strategy. Especially on the leave. After each shot you need to leave yourself a good shot on the next ball. But if you miss, you mustn’t give your opponent an easy shot.”

“But how can you know if you’ll make a shot ahead of time?” Candy asked.

“Exactly, Sweetie. That’s where the skill comes in.”

“And we’re supposed to bet on all this?” Karen sounded skeptical.

“People love betting on nine ball,” I insisted. “You can bet on the game itself, or on each individual shot. Money changes hands very rapidly. You’ll see.”

“Gosh, I won’t know what I’m doing,” Candy said.

Karen was also concerned, so I gave them some pointers on how to handle their money. We even practiced a few scenarios.

“It’s not rocket science,” I promised. “If we show some smarts, we should end up richer for our efforts.”

I explained to my co-conspirators that my alias would be Tessie Hess. It would be easy for them to remember since it was so close to my real name. “And if you goof and call me Jessie, I doubt anyone will catch it. Besides, Tessie is my mother’s name,” I reminded them. “I like it.”

Karen turned onto Belcher Drive and immediately hit one of the many potholes that line the road to the Wade On Inn. “What about Kiddo, here?” she asked. “After what happened with Stanley’s murder, shouldn’t she have an alias, too?”

Candy jumped a little. “Gosh, Jessie, Channel 15 and Jimmy Beak picked on me a lot last month. What if someone recognizes me?”

“There’s no law against you wandering into the Wade On Inn with your out-of-town friend who likes to shoot pool, is there?” I patted her knee. “Just be yourself. The key to any good hustle is to stay as close as possible to the truth. That way it’s easier to act out when things get intense.”

“Are things gonna get intense?” she asked.

“Yes, Sweetie.” I frowned as we passed a junk yard littered with vehicles looking much like Wilson’s truck. “I think they might.”

Chapter 5

“Tell me again, why I agreed to this?” Karen grumbled as she wrestled the truck into a parking space. It hadn’t rained in two days, but the unpaved lot at the Wade On Inn was still so muddy she had to use a low gear to avoid getting stuck. “What a dump.”

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