Collins, Max Allan - Nathan Heller 07 (4 page)

“That’s a rough one, Harry.”

He gazed hollowly at the ocean. “I tried to make the best of it. Offered ’em money. Offered him land. Offered him a job. He turned me down! Got on his high horse! Like the money didn’t matter…like he wasn’t in it for me to die and Nancy to inherit millions….”

He grabbed at a handful of sand, like he wanted to strangle it, but it only slipped through his thick fingers.

“Now, the son of a bitch has even tried to come between
Sydney
and me!”

“Sydney?”

“My son! He’s an impressionable boy, and this Frenchie is smooth…so fucking
charming.
..”—the word was drenched in sarcasm—“…with his yachting and stories of Europe and his phony
title
…”

Sir Harry ought to know all about phony titles.

He was shaking a fist at the sea. “He’s turned Sydney
against
me! Fuck him.
Fuck him.”

Sir Harry’s weather-beaten face was suffused with red.

“Then, this most recent outrage…he pressured Nancy into writing a vicious letter to her mother, cutting herself off from us ‘until or unless’ we welcome her beloved husband into the family fold….”

I risked touching his plaid sleeve. “Harry—there isn’t much to be done about unfortunate sons-in-law.”

His nostrils flared.
“This
one there is!” His eyes narrowed and his thin mouth curled in a sneer as he leaned near me, conspiratorially. “My daughter is spending the summer with her mother in Bar Harbor, studying dance or some damn fool thing. And do you know what that fucking alley-cat frog is doing every night, while his wife is away?”

“No.”

He reared his head back and bellowed, “Chasing pussy!”

As I removed one shoe and poured sand out of it, I wondered if all baronets of the British Empire were so eloquent.

He clutched my arm; his grip was a vise. “I want you to get the goods on the smooth-talking bastard!”

“The goods?”

He spoke through a tight smile, vicious little teeth clenched. “I want you to give me a stack of pornographic photos, starring that phony count, that I can spread out in front of my daughter and make her faint
dead
away.”

Oakes cackled at his own brilliant plan, while I silently nominated him Father of the Year.

“Mr. Oakes…Sir Harry…I don’t normally do this kind of work….”

He scowled at me—although with his mug, it wasn’t that easy to tell. “Don’t go all high-minded on me, Heller. I checked up on you. I
know
your reputation.” He thumped my chest with a thick finger again. “Why in hell do you think I called you in?”

I pushed the air with two open palms. “That’s not it—my agency thrives on divorce work. I just don’t do it myself.” I thumped my own chest. “I’m the president of my agency, Mr. Oakes….”

He snorted a laugh. “Well, hell, man—Sir Harry Oakes doesn’t want some low-level assistant—I want the top man! Would you send Henry fucking Ford your office boy?”

“Of course not, Sir Harry….”

He put a hand on my shoulder. “Just Harry, Nate.”

“Fine. But why didn’t you just use somebody local? Why go all the way to Chicago for—”

“There are only two private investigators in Nassau, Nate—both well known by ‘Count’ Alfred de Marigny. You, on the other hand, ought to be able to blend in with the tourists and military personnel and American airfield engineers…the soldiers and sailors lots of times don’t wear their uniforms off duty, you know.”

“Well…”

He stood, planted his feet in the sand like a statue. “What will it take to get you to do the job, Heller?”

I got up, brushing the sand off my ass. “Frankly, I assumed this would be corporate work, or I’d have sent one of my operatives….”

“How much, sir?”

I shrugged; pulled a figure out of the air. A high one. “Three hundred a day and expenses.”

Sir Harry shrugged back, and gestured toward his house. “How does a ten-thousand-dollar, nonrefundable retainer sound? Payable right now?”

“Fine,” I said quickly, astounded. “It sounds just fine….”

“I’ll make you out a check,” he said. “I don’t think you’ll have any trouble cashing it….”

Marjorie Bristol was waiting on the porch, looking crisp and cheery in her blue linen dress, hands folded before her as if she were holding an invisible bouquet. The wide-brimmed straw hat was gone and revealed dark kinky hair cut boyishly short on a beautifully shaped head.

“I heat up a little lunch for Mr. Heller,” she said.

“Good girl,” Sir Harry said, slapping his thigh with his hat. “Has Harold stopped by yet?”

“Yes, Sir Harry. He’s waitin’ in the billiard room.”

Sir Harry turned to me and offered me his hand; we hadn’t shaken before but his powerful, callused grip came as no surprise. His weather-beaten, deeply lined face cracked in what was, technically at least, a smile.

“I’ll leave you to the charming head of my household staff,” he said, and bowed a little—he was a baronet, after all. He was heading inside when he called back to me: “Stop and see me before you go…I’ll make out that check!”

Then he was gone.

“Miss Bristol,” I said, “lunch really isn’t necessary…”

“I already heat it up. Nothin’ fancy—just yesterday’s turtle soup and some conk fritters.”

She directed me to sit on a rattan chair, and put a black-topped, rattan-legged tray table before me; she disappeared, briefly, and returned with a tray bearing a bowl of steaming, aromatic soup on a plate with small, round, irregular fritters. There was also a cloth napkin, gleaming silverware and a tall glass of iced tea garnished with mint leaves.

I tasted the soup and it was very good. I told her so. “You don’t do the cooking here, do you, Miss Bristol?”

The sky had turned overcast; the sea looked as moody as it did endless.

“No. The cook, she’s out buyin’ things for a little party Sir Harry’s havin’ tonight.”

I sipped my iced tea. “No lunch for your boss?”

“Sir Harry and his friend Mr. Christie are goin’ to have a bite at the country club.”

I noticed I hadn’t been asked along. “Why don’t you join me, Miss Bristol?”

“That wouldn’t be right. You enjoy yourself, Mr. Heller…I’ll be in the kitchen when you’re done….”

“No you won’t! Pull up a chair and sit down. Keep me company.”

“Well…” She thought it over. I knew the hired help—particularly the colored hired help—wasn’t supposed to eat with the guests—particularly the white guests (as if there were any other kind at Westbourne). But I wasn’t asking her to eat with me…just sit and keep me company….

She did.

“A storm is comin’,” she said.

“Really? It doesn’t look
that
overcast.”

“Smell the air. It’s comin’.”

To me the air was just sea-salty fresh; and I was just glad to finally have something resembling a breeze blowing in.

“How many people are on the household staff, Miss Bristol?”

“Five—three inside, two out. You met Samuel. He’s a handy-man and night watchman. All-round good fella. And there’s another watchman. Also a maid who does the household things. Cook, I already mention. And me, I look after Sir Harry and Lady Eunice.”

“How?”

She shrugged. “Help ’em keep their schedules. Put out their clothes in the morning, their night things out at night. Many things.”

“Almost a secretary.”

She smiled; she liked that. “Almost. I’m always tryin’ to be versatile.”

“Miss Bristol—if you don’t mind my asking…where did you go to school?”

She seemed surprised—and pleased—that I’d asked; she hugged a knee as she sat. “Right here in Nassau. I graduate from Government High School.”

“Good for you. Any college?”

She almost winced. “No. There’s no college here…. I have a brother, he is
very
smart, you know. We hope he’ll go to college someday—in the United States, they have colleges for Negroes.”

“Yes they do. I would’ve sworn you’d been to one.”

She lowered her eyes; this was the first she’d seemed at all shy. “I just like to read, Mr. Heller. I like books, you know.” Then she raised those deep brown eyes and her lashes fluttered and she said, “I think ignorance is the most evil thing. Don’t you?”

The sky seemed more overcast; maybe she was right—maybe a storm
was
coming.

“Well, Miss Bristol…I’m afraid evil’s a bigger thing than even ignorance. But ignorance probably has hurt more people than greed or jealousy or even war. I’m kind of in the anti-ignorance business myself.”

Her eyes narrowed. “You’re not a teacher, are you?”

“No. I’m a detective.”

That surprised her. “Really? Police?”

“No, I guess I’m what people insist on calling a private eye.”

She lit up. “Like Humphrey Bogart?”

I laughed. “Not quite. Look, I’ve said more than I should. We’re getting into Sir Harry’s business now, I’m afraid. I’m sorry, Miss Bristol…”

She nodded, as if to say, “You’re quite right.” I was stupid to mention my profession to her; as far as she’d known, I was just some business associate of her employer’s.

We sat in awkward silence for a minute or so, and I ate, and looked out at the vast sea. Somewhere, across it, Mussolini’s government was toppling, and Cologne was trying to recover from a visit by a thousand Allied bombers. Back home Charlie Chaplin had attracted near as much attention just by marrying teenage Oona O’Neill in the middle of his latest paternity suit.

But it all seemed abstract, it all seemed to be happening in some other world, when you sat in the Bahamas and studied the sea—a sea that men were dying on right now, most likely, even as I finished my turtle soup.

“Delicious lunch,” I said, touching the napkin to my lips. “The fritters were good, too.”

“Just heated up. Cook fried ’em last night. They’re better fresh.”

“What’s ‘conk’?”

“You spell it c-o-n-c-h. The meat from a pretty pink shell the tourists buy.”

“Oh—sure. Well, any way you spell it, the fritters are tasty.”

She grinned. “You’ll be eatin’ a lot of conch while you’re here, Mr. Heller.”

She wouldn’t let me help her with the dishes, but I walked her into the kitchen and said, almost whispered, “Please don’t mention that I’m a detective…to anyone.”

“Mr. Heller,” she said warmly, “you’re a nice man. I wouldn’t do
anything
you didn’t want me to.”

Our eyes locked, and there was a moment between us—a man/woman moment, that transcended culture and time and taboo—but it was just a moment, and we both looked away, embarrassed.

“I best take you to Sir Harry, now.”

She did.

Oakes was in a medium-size room with a fireplace, oriental rug and tall windows that looked out on the ocean; a billiards table took up much of the floor space. On the walls here and there, stuffed big-game fish and mounted wild-game heads were mute observers.

Looking like a sight gag in his plaid shirt, jodhpurs and riding boots—I was reminded of Harpo dressed as a jockey in
A Day at the Races
—Sir Harry was standing bowlegged, leaning on a bending cue as he spoke to a rather disheveled-looking little man sucking desperately on a cigarette.

Both were frowning; perhaps we’d interrupted an argument.

But Sir Harry smiled tightly, seeing us, and said, “Ah! My guest. Have a decent lunch?”

“Swell,” I said. “Turtle soup and conch fritters.”

He laughed shortly. “We’ll make a Bahamian out of you by nightfall, Heller. Marjorie, fetch me my checkbook.”

“Yes, Sir Harry.”

Miss Bristol left, and Sir Harry gestured to his diminutive but muscular-looking friend, who was so tanned I wondered if he might be mulatto.

“Meet the
real
baron of Nassau, Mr. Heller—Harold G. Christie. Best damn pard an old prospector ever had.”

So much for interrupting an argument.

Christie was fiftyish, nearly bald, with an egg-shaped head and shaggy, sandy eyebrows over piercing money-green eyes. He was homely as a toad: face seamed, nose bulbous, chin weak; his light-weight white suit looked slept-in, his dark tie hastily knotted.

This
was the
real
baron of Nassau?

“This is Nathan Heller,” Oakes told his friend. “He’s a detective from Chicago I hired for some personal business.”

Christie’s eyes widened momentarily as he flashed Oakes a wary look. “A detective? Why, Harry?”

Sir Harry sniggered; put a hand on his friend’s shoulder. “It’s personal, Harold. You have a personal life. I have a personal life.”

Christie frowned up at Oakes, then turned to me and smiled in a surprisingly engaging way; the toad could become a prince when he switched on the charm.

“Welcome to Nassau, Mr. Heller,” he said. His voice was mellow. “Though why you’d come to the Isles of June in
July
is a mystery even to a Bahamas booster like me.”

“If you want that mystery solved, Harold,” Sir Harry said, “you’ll have to hire your own goddamn detective.”

What was going on here? Was Oakes goading his pal?

But Christie only kept smiling, albeit in the strained way of the underling whose boss has just made a joke at his expense. He crushed his cigarette out in an ashtray on the edge of the billiards table and immediately lighted up another.

“Nate, if you’re not careful, Harold here will have you in a villa on the oceanfront before supper.”

“You’re in the real-estate business, Mr. Christie?”

Christie smiled, blew out smoke and was about to answer when Oakes interrupted. “Saying Harold is in the real-estate business is akin to saying Hitler’s in the land-grab business.”

That comparison made Christie wince, but Sir Harry bellowed on.

“Few years back, Harold buttonholed me in London, talked me into coming to New Providence, and then managed to sell me half the goddamn place.” Oakes snorted a laugh. “Do you know why Mr. Christie here is the most influential man in these islands? And I’m counting our little friend the Duke of Windsor, too, mind you. Harold understands that the basic asset of these islands is
land
…not for mining or crops, mind you: but for selling to rich goddamn fools like me. Ah! Here’s Marjorie….”

She was bringing his checkbook; he put down the pool cue and went with her to a small table by a lamp with a silk shade.

Christie said, very softly, “You’ll have to forgive Harry. Talkativeness is among his worst vices.”

“And tact is not among his chief virtues.”

“Hardly,” Christie said, and chuckled, and sucked in smoke.

“Nate!” Oakes called, waving at me. “I’ll see you out….”

“Pleasure meeting you, sir,” I told Christie.

“Likewise,” he said pleasantly, and nodded.

Oakes slipped an arm around my shoulder as we walked, handing me a ten-thousand-dollar check that glistened with wet ink. Miss Bristol had gone on ahead to open the door; our conversation remained private.

“That’s thirty-four days, approximately,” he said, “at your three-hundred-dollar-a-day rate…counting today, which was a flat thousand.”

“Did you want me to start today?”

“Hell, yes! You’ll find de Marigny at the Yacht Club. He’s racing there this afternoon. This card will get you in anywhere.”

It was a small white card that simply said,
“The bearer is my personal guest”
signed
“Sir Harry Oakes, Bart.”

“I’ll need de Marigny’s photo….”

Sir Harry waved that off. “Just ask somebody to point him out. He’s a tall horsy-looking frog, skinny as a plank. He’s grown a goddamn devil beard, too. You can’t miss the son of a bitch. Look for his yacht.” Harry’s thin upper lip curled in disgust. “It’s called the
Concubine.”

“It would be,” I said.

Miss Bristol had the door open for us. We walked out under the balcony’s overhang, toward the garage, the young woman following at a respectful distance. There was a breeze now, Bahamas balmy, but the humidity remained oppressive.

“You’re to check in with me every day, by phone. Miss Bristol will give you the number.”

I glanced back at her and she smiled. God, I loved her smile.

He was squeezing my shoulder, getting my attention back. “I’ve a car for you…it’s rented in your name. Nassau and New Providence road maps in the glove box with a list of pertinent addresses—de Marigny’s house, his business interests.”

I nodded. These rich guys were efficient.

He swung open the garage door. “But for Christ’s sake, remember to stay on the wrong goddamn side of the road!”

“You mean on the left.”

“Right,” Sir Harry said.

The car was a dark-blue 1939 four-door Buick, big as a tank, which is what it handled like; not the best vehicle for a shadow job, and it
was
unnerving, heading back down Bay Street into town, staying on the left-hand side of the road. The occasional bicycle gave me a start, and the tropical scenery, burning with color, remained a distraction.

I was saved by the sudden appearance of the sprawling pink terra-cotta monstrosity that was the British Colonial Hotel, which even had a parking lot where I could leave the Buick and get back on my own two feet for a while.

The room that awaited me at the British Colonial wasn’t a suite, but it was plenty big, and seemed bigger, thanks to the light pink walls and white woodwork. It had a double bed, a chest of drawers, lots of closet space, a writing desk and a good-size bathroom. I could live here awhile.

There was also a wrought-iron balcony and an ocean view to go with it, but the white beach was near empty under the graying sky.

I unpacked, and figured I ought to get to work, but I had a couple of things to do, first. For starters, I’d only brought this one, currently sweat-soaked, suit. The guy at the front desk pointed me toward a little tailor shop near the hotel. I stopped in and from a cheerfully weary, berry-brown tailor named Lunn bought two white linen suits off the rack. He would have preferred to make them to order (promising them within two days!) but reluctantly sold me a couple in my size, sighing, “Can’t argue with you, sir! You’re a forty-two reg—nothing special!”